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Considering I have had the guide for ages up for 30 Chapters, everyone knows the ages.

Chapter 30: Mt. Moon

"Mount Moon." Misty said. "When was the last time we were here?"

"About four years ago." Brock answered.

"That long ago?" Misty asked "Wow."

"Yeah. Back when you thought I was nothing but a bike-stealing brat who cared about nothing except Pokemon."

"I thought you were more than that. It was admitting it that was the problem."

"Whatever" Ash said as he dug his hands into his pockets.

'What's this?' he thought to himself as he pulled out the earplugs Aaron gave him.

'I forgot about these'

"Hey Ash. Are we climbing or not?"

"We are."

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As our heroes made their way through the mountain of mazes, guess what, they got separated again.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" Misty screamed as she realized Ash and Aaron were nowhere to be seen.

"If they pull the switch…" Marie started to threaten.

"What do you think Brock? Brock?"

"Andy?"

"Great. Those with the guide are lost."

"Are you sure WE aren't lost?"

"Like I'm ever going to admit it."

"Right with you."

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"Great. Not only did we lose Ash and Aaron, but we lost Marie and Misty too." Andy complained.

"Let's just find our way out, get oriented, and then find the others."

"That sounds like a good idea Brock."

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"You have got to be kidding me." Aaron sighed.

He had lost not only his own girlfriend, but his brother, his girlfriend, and those with the guides.

"What do you think we should do Static?"

"Pikachu." (I don't know)

"Clefairy?" (Who are you?)

"Wow" Aaron asked as he pulled out his Pokedex.

"Clefairy. The Fairy Pokemon. Its adorable behavior and cry make it highly popular. However, this cute pokemon is rarely found."

"Hi Clefairy." Aaron said gently so not to frighten it. "My name is Aaron and this is Static. We got separated from our group. Can you help us?"

"Clefairy! Fairy" (Ok. Follow me.)

"Alright!"

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"Hey Pikachu. Does that rock look familiar?"

"Pikachu Pikapi" (They all look the same Ash.)

"I think we are going around in circles."

Just then, a Zubat woke up and did supersonic.

"AGGHH" Ash and Pikachu ran for it as Ash put in the earplugs Aaron gave him to drown out Andy's horrible singing voice.

"Pikachu!" (No fair.)

"What isn't fair?" Ash said as he handed his best friend the Pikachu-size pair.

"Pika chuuu"(Thank. Much Better.)

"I still find it interesting how we can still hear, but any kind of noise that can affect you is drowned out."

"Pikachu?" (Who designed these?)

"I think Aaron said it was Professor Birch."

"Pikachu." (He's a genius)

"You said it."

"Jiggly" (There you are)

"Jigglypuff!"

"Pikaa" (Oh no!)

"Ji-ga-ly-i-puufff, Ji-ga-lyyyy-i-i-puufff, Ji-ga-ly-i-puufff, Ji-ga-lyyyy-i-i-puufff, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Jiga-lyyyyyyy, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Jigalypuff, Jigalypuff, Jigalypuuufffff, Ji-ga-ly-i-puufff, Ji-ga-lyyyy-i-i-puufff, Ji-ga-ly-i-puufff, Ji-ga-lyyyy-i-i-puufff, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Ji-ga-ly-puff, Jiga-lyyyyyyy"

Jigglypuff finished its song and got ready to puff out like a balloon and uncap its marker. When it looked up, it got the surprise of its life.

Ash and Pikachu were still awake and looking shocked at how they did it. Ash then slapped his head.

"Of course. We were able to listen because of the earplugs. That's why we weren't affected."

"Jiggly" (You listened.)

"Pikachu" (Kind of)

"Jigglypuff?"(Can I come with you?)

"I don't see why not. But I have six Pokemon with me already. If I catch you now, you'll be transported to Professor Oak's." Ash thought a moment. "How about this: I'll catch you once we get near the exit. Then you can perform for Professor Oak himself."

"Jiggly" (Yay)

"Jigglypuff. Do you know the way out?"

"Jigglypuff." (Sure do.)

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"Finally. There's the exist." Brock announced.

"Bout Time. Now let's get oriented and go back in."

"Brock! Andy!"

"Misty! Marie! Where were you girls?"

"Looking for you guys. What happened?" Misty asked

"We must have gotten separated. I almost fell asleep a few minutes ago." Brock stated

"You too?" Marie asked

"You guys heard that sound too?" Andy said

"Yeah. It sounded vaguely familiar. I think we were far enough away, we managed to run from it though." Misty said.

"It sounded like Jigglypuff." Brock pointed out.

"JIGGLYPUFF? Oh no. ASH!" Misty said as she started to run back in.

"Whoa Misty. Slow down. Jigglypuff will only put you to sleep too. Anyways, the worst Jigglypuff does is scribble all over your face."

"Huh?"

"Long story. Short version: If a Jigglypuff loses its ability to sing, don't help it or it will follow you around."

"Oh."

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"There's the exit. Thanks Clefairy."

"Clefa?" (Is this goodbye?)

"I'm afraid so." Aaron told his little guide.

"Clefairy" (I want to go with you.)

"Really. Ok."

And with that, Clefairy jumped into an empty Pokeball.

Aaron ran to the exit with his new friend in its pokeball.

"Hi guys." He said as he saw the two girls and two boys.

Marie glared at him trying to decided which twin he was.

"AARON! THANK GOODNESS!" she yelled as she gave him a hug that could rival an Ursaring.

"Marie. Can't breath."

"Sorry. Just, I was so worried, what with a Jigglypuff lose."

"You make it sound like a Jigglypuff is a Most Wanted Criminal that is more wanted than the leader of Team Rocket."

"You just have to be careful not to listen to Jigglypuff's song."

"Oh. Alright. Let's go to Cerulean." Aaron said as he started to walk off the mountain.

He then stopped short, turned around, and did a quick head count.

"One, two, three, four,… Where's Ash?" Aaron realized.

"Not out yet."

"WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU FOUR JUST STANDING AROUND FOR?"

"We are trying to think of a plan. If Jigglypuff sees anybody, human or pokemon, then it will begin its song. Once it reaches your ears, then there is no escaping it." Misty explained.

"Oh no. So want happens?"

"It just puts the listeners to sleep. Once the song is done, it scribbles on the faces of those that are sleeping."

"So we just wait for Ash to wake up?"

"Basically."

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"The exit. Thanks Jiggly."

"Jigglypuff" (No problem.)

"Pokeball Go!"

Jigglypuff went into its pokeball and was transported to Pallet Town.

"I wonder if the song will still affect humans now that it will be human trained." Ash said to himself as he ran toward the exit. When he got out there, he saw his friends and brother sitting down looking bored.

"How long does it take Jigglypuff's affect to wear off?" Aaron asked annoyed.

"I don't know." Misty whacked him for him impatience. "I never timed it."

"Ready?" Ash asked the bored looking group.

"ASH! Your ok!" Misty said while doing the same thing Marie did to Aaron.

"I will be as soon as you stop crushing my ribs."

"Sorry. What happened?"

"A few wrong turns, a run in with a Zubat, Jigglypuff showed up, a few more wrong turns…"

"Whoa. Did you say Jigglypuff?"

"Yep. But it's ok now. I…"

"Let's get out of here before Jigglypuff finds its way out." Brock interrupted.

"Let's not tell them ok Pikachu."

"Pikachu." (Alright.)

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A few minutes later,

"Hey! Here's a sign!" Aaron pointed out

THIS WAY TO CERULEAN CITY

"What's this?" Marie asked as she pointed to a handwritten message.

GARY WAS HERE. ASH IS A LOSER.

"Wow. You guys WERE tough on each other." Andy pointed out.

"Too bad Gary isn't here." Ash said.

"Yeah. He'd be apologizing left and right."Brock laughed.

"And blushing from embarassment." Misty added

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Meanwhile,

"Hey Dan! Tracey! Ash just caught a new Pokemon!"

"Really?"

"What is it?"

"I'm not sure yet." The Professor said as the Pokeball materialized and the Pokemon came out.

"Jiggly" (Hello)

"A Jigglypuff?" Samuel and Daniel asked in confusion

"Uh oh. AGGGGHHHHH!" Tracey said as recognized the Jigglypuff and ran out of the room.

"Jiggly"(Oh no you don't) the pokemon said as it recognized Tracey.

"JIGGLYPUFF!" (YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY SONG)

"It's official." Professor Oak said half to himself and half to Dan.

"What?"

"Ash catches the weirdest pokemon."

TBC

A/N: I'm serious about the reviews. If I don't hear anything about making Ash and Aaron older brothers, I'm going to let you wait in suspense.

Preview:

"Like Hi Little Sis."

"Like what brings you home?"

"Him." Misty said pointing to Ash.

"Hi." Ash said timidly.

"Like are you still following your boyfriend?" Daisy asked her youngest sister.

"Yep." Misty admitted.

"Wait. You're like supposed to be like denying that you would like never go out with him." Lily mentioned.

"Well, a lot can happen in four years."

"So you two are like an item now?" Daisy asked interested.

"Yeah."

"Pay up you two. Like she started dating him before her 16th birthday."