Zana: Hi, back with another chapter! I did not expect this story to be liked by a lot of people, and so, I continue to type. As for Let The Games Begin, another chapter is almost completed! It just needs a bit tuning up here and there…I wonder if the fans will murder me? Ah, well, here's another chapter! And btw, I know the chapters are…short, but that's an issue I'm working on to fix! BTW, THEY'RE COUSINS! Okies, now let's do this!

Sure Thing

Chapter 4: Enter Yugi!

A few days later, after the "Kaiba Incident," Yami was peacefully sleeping at 2:30 am in the morning. The night was warm and still as he tossed and turned slightly in his bed. In his subconscious, he knew that Jou was allowed back at school today, and that was something he did not look forward to. He was not looking forward to all the girls and guys fawning over what a cute couple he and Kaiba made. Anytime Yami tried to talk to Kaiba, the CEO would just brush him off. But when people were around, he had the audacity to kiss Yami on the cheek as if they were lovers! Yami had never been more confused or randomly turned on in his life!

His mind soon focused on other things, as he heard a loud rumbling outside, the familiar rumbling of a motorcycle. He sat up, rubbing his eyes before cursing quietly. He forgot the take his contact lenses out. The motorcycle sound settled and now Yami got up from his bed to see what was going on from outside his window.

There was a large, black motorcycle parked right in front of the game shop. A small figure stood next to it, and the figure removed his helmet to reveal spiky, multi-colored hair. The type of hair that only ran in the Mutou family bloodline.

The smallish figure looked up and saw Yami staring. The smallish figure smirked to himself as he yelled, loud enough so that even people in America could hear, "HEY YAMI, I'M BACK, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!"

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Yugi Mutou was only sixteen years old, two years younger than Yami. He went to an all-guys boarding school, located in America, and often, Yugi would drop by for visits…or he would drop by if he was suspended at his lavish boarding school. His parents did not get along with him at all.

Yugi was bad in all aspects, worse that Bakura when it came to sleeping around, and the total opposite of Yami, which was ironic, since they almost looked alike, save that Yugi was shorter and had large, innocent eyes that often got him out of trouble. The little family sat in the living room as Yami dragged his sleep-heavy body to the kitchen to make some tea.

"So Yugi, what brings you to Japan so suddenly? You or your school usually calls us…" Surogoroku asked, "And also, it was rude of you to yell so loudly, you may have disturbed the neighbors." Yugi chewed on the toothpick he had inside of his mouth, "Sorry Gramps…and I came here cause I wanted to visit Yami…and I hate tea by the way…" Yami groaned from the kitchen, "Well it's done, so you're going to drink it."

Yugi crossed his arms, "No I'm not. I'll just spill it on you. And you finally got rid of those ugly glasses; do you have a boyfriend now or something?" Yami clumsily dropped a cup and it shattered into pieces. His face turned red, "Yugi…"

Surogoroku blinked slowly, "Does…does Yami likes boys as well?"

Yugi kicked his feet upon the small living room table and spat out his toothpick on the floor, "I'm pretty sure, I have gaydar like that. Aren't you proud of him Gramps? Did he even tell you?"

This was not happening.

Yugi is going to DIE!

I have to think of SOMETHING fast!

YUGI MUST DIE!

Yami quickly exited the kitchen, not caring that he stepped in the shattered up glass, and grabbed Yugi by the shoulder, "We have to talk for a bit, be right back grandpa…" He started shoving Yugi to somewhere far away, a far away place called a closet…

In the Closet…

"Oh, kinky, I like," Yugi commented as Yami closed the door. "Get your mind out of the gutter! Why are you even here! And WHY are you telling grandpa what's MY business!"

In the darkness, Yugi shrugged, "Cause it's fun messing with you." Yami rolled his eyes, "IF you're going to be here, would it KILL you to act, oh, I don't know, normal!"

Yugi sighed, "Being normal is overrated dear. And so is being special. But I am exceptional, and I'm not planning on changing that fact anytime soon."

Yami was vaguely reminded of Malik. "Just mind your business Yugi, ok? I can't wait until you get back to America…" "I'm not going back," Yugi replied. "Why not?" "Cause…they expelled me. Actually, they should be calling Gramps by tomorrow to tell him…"

Yami shoved Yugi against the wall, "How in the hell did you get expelled!"

Yugi squirmed under Yami's grip; he had some muscle, so why did he get his ass kicked in school?

"I'm not telling you." Yami pushed harder, "I think you will be telling me." This time, Yugi let out a sound of discomfort, "Let go, you're hurting me…" Yugi felt hands move away and he sighed, "I'm not telling you not only to get on your nerves…" Yugi found the closet door knob and opened it, letting light flood through, "I'm not telling you…cause I can't." For a brief moment, so short that Yami almost did not see it, a flash of…of…fear made itself evident through his large, childish eyes. Then tough-as-anything Yugi returned. Yami now had the right to be worried.

"I lied Gramps, Yami loves girls; in fact, I'm sure he had porn stashed somewhere in his room. I'm the only cock-sucker in the house. So where am I sleeping tonight?"

Yami was pretty sure that his grandfather was going to have a heart attack; Yugi was just too wild for him.

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Ryou thought that it was only his imagination…at first. But when the bed-creaking sounds and moaning grew too loud for his comfort, Ryou got out of bed. Before he entered Bakura's room however, he made sure that he picked up a stainless steel frying pan from the kitchen. Since their parents traveled often, it was up to him to take care of the house, his older brother Bakura, and his younger sister Ayame.

The door was locked. Ryou pouted cutely. He had told Bakura to always leave the door opened. Why couldn't his brother listen to him? He knocked a few times, but the only response he received was loud, feminine moans and bed-creaking. Ryou's eyes became teary. How could his older brother ignore him in this way? "Bakura, open the door," he said, his voice on the edge of crying.

Moan, pant, yells.

Bed-Creaking.

Something made of glass breaks.

"Bakura…" Ryou said again, except his voice now dripped with wicked intent, "OPEN THE GOD-DAMN DOOR!" Ryou lifted one thin leg, and with one mind-blowing kick, he broke the door…again. Chips of wood flew everywhere.

Bakura had some random female chained to his bed. The lamp lay broken on the ground. "Baby, who's that?" the girl asked.

"Bakura, un-chain her from the bed, now." Without a second thought, Bakura freed the girl from her handcuffs. She gathered her clothes and ran out of the room. Bakura laughed nervously as he spotted the fourteen inch stainless steel pan in Ryou's capable hands. "Hey, put that thing down, I can totally explain everything…she came on to me!"

"YOU DIRTY WHORE, YOU DISGRACE OUR FAMILY!" Ryou swung the pan with all his might and stainless steel connected with Bakura's face and the taller teen fell against the floor, blood flowing out of his nose and mouth. Ryou gave an innocent look, "Did I do that? I'm so…SORRY!"

WHACK!

Bakura swore that Ryou suffered from some multiple personality disorder.

SLAP!

Bakura's body was starting to feel numb. All he could see was red and the silver of the pan coming straight at his fa-

SMACK!

Everything grew murky and cold and Bakura lost consciousness…again.

Ryou blinked slowly and looked down at the bloody mess his older brother was. An evil smile curled upon his lips, "Don't disobey me again dear brother…" Ryou dropped the pan, and then his expression changed into horror, "Oh no, Kura, who did this to you? Let me get the first aid kit!"

Meanwhile, in the room of ten year old Ayame, she ignored the noise outside and held her teddy bear tighter. This happened almost every other night and Ryou had told it was all just a dream…

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Yami barely received any sleep that night. Many thoughts buzzed around his head, with the new problem of Yugi taking a toll on his mind. He trudged slowly down the stairs that morning with his glasses on. The contacts he left in his eyes had irritated them, so he was forced back into his comfy, square glasses.

When he walked into the kitchen, his eyes flew open. There was Yugi, in cute light blue pajamas with little starts all over, (Yami often had to remind himself that Yugi was sixteen), throwing out almost all of their food.

"Yugi, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Yugi stopped and looked at Yami with those adorable eyes, "Throwing away food." Yami grabbed a box of cereal that Yugi was about to throw away, "We need food to survive you idiot! All this costs money!"

Yugi rolled his eyes, "I'm just throwing away the crap I don't like…"

Yami observed what was already in the trash; various cereals, tea bags, corm, apple juice, orange juice, milk, tuna, corn, and cheese. Yami looked up at Yugi, "Then what DO you eat?" Yugi stood on his tippy-toes and wriggled his adorable little butt before pulling out a package of instant ramen soup.

Yami rolled his eyes, "Yugi…eat the soup, but for Ra's sakes, put back the cereal." Yugi wrinkled his nose, "Cereal and juice drinks are gross!" Yami rolled his eyes again, "Just do as I say, ok? I'm going to school now, bye."

Yugi pouted, "Aw, what am I suppose to do all day?" Yami shrugged, "I don't know, eat soup, get fat, masturbate. All I know is that I'm out of here!"

Yami left. Yugi smiled to himself. Now let's see what's in Yami's room…

Outside, the air smelled of spring. Birds sang soothing songs and the sun shone brightly on the people below. Yami stretched and yawned. Today was another day that he would have to tackle.

"Hey Mutou, stop standing there and get in." Yami re-opened his eyes and saw a smooth white limo. He blinked, "K…K…Kaiba?"

"Don't act so surprised, it's unoriginal. Get in." Yami did as he was told and entered the world of Seto Kaiba.

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Malik ringed on the doorbell impatiently. Today "Layla's" hair was in a messy bun that looked cute and sporty-like. He wore gold hoop earrings and Hello-Kitty socks. Bakura stood next to him, looking as if the Devil himself had let loose his fury on him. "That's what you get for being so horny 24/7," Layla chirped. Bakura grumbled something inaudible.

The door finally opened and Layla screamed, "Yami, you've gotten shorter, but oh so cuter!" The Yami-look-alike growled, "I'm not Yami lady, I'm his cousin. He went to school with some limousine…what's up with that?" Layla thought, "Ah…limo, limo, he's in a limo with his boyfriend, Kaiba! I'm so proud of him!" Yugi asked, "The Seto Kaiba? The really rich guy?"

When Layla nodded, Yugi jumped into the air with joy, "Yes, if he and Yami get married, I won't have to get a job and I'll be one rich cousin! I knew he had a boyfriend!"

Malik nodded, "Now, let's pause on Yami and rewind back to you. What's your name kid?" Yugi glared, "I'm sixteen and my name is Yugi Mutou…and…are you really a girl? Your boobs are flat." Layla's eyes flared with fire before calmly responding, "I'm a girl on the inside dear. Ever call me a guy again and I won't be so kind, ok sweetheart? The name's Layla Ishtar by the way. And that's Kura, my husband to be…as soon as we test him for STDs…"

Bakura suddenly yelled, "DON'T HIT ME RYOU!" before closing his eyes. Yugi angled his head in curiosity, "Yami never told me he had crazy ass friends…I think I'll like it at Domino High when I get there…"

"Well, we'll be on our way, see you later Yugi-chan!" Layla grabbed Bakura's arm and dragged him down the sidewalk. Bakura kept yelling out in fear something about a person named Ryou. Yugi smiled to himself. It was Ramen time.

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Oh Ra, he's going to rape me, then kill me and feed my dead body to vultures because he hates me so much…God, I'm paranoid…Yami sat and squirmed awkwardly in Kaiba's posh limo. He felt those blue eyes watching his every move and he did not want to do something in which would make him look like an even bigger loser than he already was. "Mutou, is there something up your ass?"

Yami looked over, "No…"

"Then stop acting like there is. I won't bite…much."

Yami could have died at that moment. He imagined it perfectly; he would just die from shock…then Kaiba would rape his dead body and feed it to vultures. Suddenly, the distance between him and Kaiba grew smaller. Ok, why is he moving closer to me? Does he want to have sex with me? Wait, who would want to have sex with me? I'm not cute…this is all acting anyway; he's just doing this to be weird or something. Oh no, his face is coming closer to mine, closer and closer, that's it I'm going to die!

"You know," Kaiba said, "I've never kissed anyone with braces in their mouth, Might be an interesting experience…" His face was only centimeters away and Yami felt his warm breath tickle his face. He's actually going to kiss me! Seto Kaiba is going to kiss me, and this isn't a dream! Wait…oh Ra please don't let this be some twisted dream…I'll commit suicide…

Kaiba then moved away from Yami, "But then again, I guess I will never kiss anyone with braces…perfect teeth all the way you know."

Yami's jaw dropped. He could not believe it. Kaiba was just messing with his mind again! And he fell for it! Yami felt his cheeks go aflame and stayed quiet for the rest of the ride while Kaiba did some work on his laptop. Life could be undeniably cruel. Yup, I'll have to commit suicide today… "Oh and Mutou, when we get into school, remove the glasses, they bother me." Yami slumped into the soft leather chair and sighed.

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Honda had informed Jou of what occurred during his suspension. Mai wanted Kaiba, but Kaiba was suddenly gay and he went out with none other than Mutou! Jou knew something was up when that rich fag stopped him and Yami's fight. "When Kaiba's not around, we're going to jump him," Jou told his friend, "He's gonna pay for what he did to me…"

"Oh stop it with the macho act, it's quite old," came Malik's voice as "she" appeared with Bakura who still looked like shit. "Touch Yami and I'll fuck you up so bad, you won't come back to school until next year," Bakura growled, now back into his regular state of mind. "Whatever," Honda responded. Then he whispered back to Jou, "Why did you break up with Mai anyway, she's hot." Jou grimaced, "She gave me a STD," he lied. Honda made a face, "That's nasty…" "Dude, I know…wait…is that Mutou?"

Indeed it was, but he looked different to Jou. He never noticed what nice figure he had, now that his uniform actually fitted him. He never noticed what pretty eyes he had, now that those bulky, nerdy glasses were gone. Mutou was actually good-looking. Kaiba had his lecherous arm snaked around his thin waist. Oh gawd, did I think Mutou was cute? This gay thing better not be contagious…

"Hey Yami, over here!" Malik called, waving happily. Yami spotted him and made a move to go toward him, but Kaiba kept him back. The two walked away elsewhere. Bakura made and indignant sound, "Now that he's with Kaiba, he's gonna ignore us?"

Malik pinched his arm, "Wrong answer dear. You see…Kaiba's controlling our dear Yami! He's probably forcing him to have all kinds of sick and twisted sex that includes whips, bondage, S&M…and then he's going to break Yami and then he'll rape him, kill him and leave his dead body for vultures! Oh, we have to save him before it's too late! YAMI, MOMMY'S COMING!"

Layla ran down the hallway, his skirt flying up slightly, and revealing pink Hello Kitty underwear to match the socks. Bakura smirked smugly to himself. Layla was…cute sometimes. Honda made a face, "Does he always act that crazy?"

"Yeah," Bakura agreed, "But I wouldn't want him to change for anything, not matter how much he gets on my nerves sometimes…"

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Zana: Done! I really like writing this fic, and yes, I've read Final Distance and I'm a huge fan of it, especially the way Malik is portrayed. Well, my next update should be soon…I hope everyone likes the way I portrayed Yugi…it's ironic how the cute, short cousin is that "bad," less dorky one. Don't worry more about Yugi and his secret will be coming up! I see and input for…DRAMA! And what about Seto? He is such a tease, poor Yami. But then again, maybe Yami will 'fight back' per se, soon!

Yami: …I am so out of character…wtf?

Yugi: Um, yeah, everyone pretty much is. And now I have a fear for Ryou… (shudders)

Ryou: Why does the author have a fetish for Yami getting raped, killed, and eaten by vultures?

Zana: (shrugs) Boredom I guess…anyway, you guys know what to do. Reviewing honestly makes me want to update faster! If you like, leave a long, scolding review and I will be forced to type more! Please correct me if you see any errors, I might have made some… (cringes and reads over to proofread) Oh yeah, Yu Yu Hakusho ended today! (which I don't own) I'm so sad, the ending was lovely, but a but unsatisfying…I like the music however! The Full Metal Alchemist ending was wayyyyy better (don't own) and now I must get the movie from my very good friend who burned it for me!

Bakura: Ryou, you suck…

Ryou: (snaps) WHAT DID YOU SAY? (pulls out baseball bat) COME GET SOME WHORE! (chases a very frightened Bakura)

Yami: Ryou…Ryou, calm down! (chases after Ryou with tranquilizer gun)

Kaiba….Meh, idiots… (goes back to reading)

Yugi: Bye, Bye for now!