Chapter 2
Daniel stood at the door to Jack's house. He rang the doorbell, then knocked on the door. Finally, he heard a disgruntled "Oh for cryin' out loud! I'm coming!"
He chuckled to himself. Yep, it sure sounded like Jack. Then he frowned, the only problem was that the voice wasn't the deep baritone that he was used to. It was the feminine voice of Captain Samantha Carter.
Sure enough, the door opened to reveal a half-dressed Sam in boxer shorts and a white tank top. Daniel just gaped at her. "Daniel, what're you doin' here?"
She even gave him Jack's look of sleepiness while her hair was tossed in different directions like his was when he woke up.
"Uh…Jack."
"Yeah?"
"That's what I thought." He said. "We have a situation at the base that we need you for."
"And it couldn't wait for me to get there?"
"Um actually…no."
She ran her fingers through the hair on the back of her head as she yawned. "All right…just let me shower and get dressed."
"Uh, I don't think Sam would appreciate that."
She raised an eyebrow. "Why would Carter have a problem with me showering? If anything I would think that she'd have issues with me not showering."
"Trust me. I don't think she'd appreciate you undressing. Right now."
"Daniel…" It was the warning voice he had come to expect when he tried to hide any information from Jack.
"Okay…Jack. Just…look in the mirror."
"Why?" She asked, giving Daniel a hooded look, indicative of Jack's skepticism.
"Just trust me. You want to."
She watched him out of the corner of her eye as she walked to the mirror. "I don't see why you're acting so…why do I look like Carter?"
"Because…last night, you two switched bodies. We think."
"You think?" She asked, incredulously.
"Uh…Jack, can we continue this conversation after you're dressed?" Daniel asked, looking away from the braless female in front of him. She was starting to make him feel…uncomfortable.
She looked down. "Aw, crap! Sorry, Daniel."
"No problem."
After a few minutes in Jack's bedroom, Daniel heard Sam's voice float through the house. "Uh, Daniel! I think we're gonna have to make a stop at Carter's house."