"Sir?" Sam asked, walking into General Hammond's office.
"Come in, Colonel."
"It's Captain Carter, sir."
"What were my orders again?"
"With all due respect, sir, I don't think this is going to work. I can't stay away from my laptop long enough to play any games on the Colonel's gameboy."
The General chuckled. "Okay. What do you suggest?"
"I'd like to continue my duties despite my...altered appearance."
"I'm not sure that any of the members of SG-7 will be able to take you seriously for the briefing that's scheduled to start in fifteen minutes, Captain."
"Sir, again- with all due respect, they're going to have to get used to strange things happening around here. After all, we've had things much stranger than this happen in the short eight months that the project has been operational."
"Name one."
"Well...there was the time that we all became cavemen. And the time that Hathor was able to..."
"I get your point, Captain. All right. You have my permission to handle SG-7's briefing."
"Thank you, sir."
SG-7 stared at Sam for a good while. "Colonel O'Neill? Isn't Captain Carter supposed to be running this briefing?"
"I am Captain Carter. There was a bit of an...incident."
"What kind of an incident?" The commanding officer asked.
She straightened. "Colonel O'Neill and I have switched bodies. Unfortunately, the change may be permanent."
The four men just stared at her again. "Permanent?"
"Major, can we continue with the briefing? There are some things that are imperative for you to remember when you go to Hanka."
Just then, Jack walked in. "You heard her! Pay attention and don't make me get medieval on your hiney!"
Again, SG-7 just stared at the door. This was getting too weird. Even for the SGC.
"Colonel, I think I can handle it." Sam said, smiling as she dimmed the lights and pulled down the projector. "Now, as you can see this is the simulation of the singularity that you are being asked to study..."