Marth screamed as an ant crawled towards him, "It's going to kill us!" He shielded his head.
Link watched it pass by, "You have to get over your fear of bugs." Link yawned, "Are you sure this is the right place?"
"Yes," Mewtwo summoned his telekinetic powers, "I'm going to read the ant's mind. They might know where it is. Everyone stay quiet." Mewtwo pushed his hands together and concentrated hard.
Roy poked at an ant egg. He laughed and kept poking it. Marth sat on the ground with his knees to his chest and his hands over his head.
Kirby looked at the ants passing by, "There must be thousands of ants in here."
"Thousands?" Marth squealed.
"Nah," Kirby replied, "Probably millions."
"Millions?" Marth squeaked.
Link scoffed, "Kirby, stop scaring Marth. Marth, stop being such a wimp. Roy, stop poking that egg."
Roy poked at it one more time, "Okay," Roy pulled on his arm, "I can't let go." He turned to see his arm, "Alright, what's going—" Roy screamed as he kicked the ant that practically swallowed his arm.
The ant hissed and started to attack him. Roy drew his sword and slashed it back, "You're no match for me." He sliced it in half, "Ha!"
All the ants suddenly turned to them hissing and approached them. Kirby rolled his eyes, "Goddamn it Roy, why do you do shit like this?" Kirby took out his guns.
Link sighed heavily, "Roy, you moron." He drew his sword and took out a bomb.
Marth screamed and rolled into a ball tightly, "They're going to kill us!"
Roy drew his sword, "Do we fight them?"
"If you want to die, you can go ahead and sit down." Link snapped as he threw his bombs at the ants.
Mewtwo nodded as he made a telepathic bond to the ant, "I see." His eyes were closed, "Do you know where this 'entity' placed the object?" The ant in front of him nodded, "I see. It's inside the giant beetle statue? Can you give me the coordinates?"
While Mewtwo talked to the ant, the battle between the H dorm smashers and the ants raged ferociously.
"Okay," Mewtwo replied, "Can you describe to me how the 'entity' looked like?" Mewtwo nodded, "A giant floating shadow, okay." Mewtwo opened his eyes, "Thank you," Mewtwo turned to the others, "I know where it is."
The team crawled out from a huge pile of unconscious ants. They clawed their way out, "Lead the way,"
"The mysterious floating entity left the black diamond hand inside a giant beetle-like statue. We just have to head down one more level according to the ant." Mewtwo explained, "All of you have been oddly silent. Are you all okay?"
Kirby put his hands behind his head, "We're all perfectly fine. We couldn't be better." He saw an ant crawling out from the dirt, "GET IT AWAY!" He took his gun and fired at the ant until nothing was left.
Link sliced at an ant-like statue, "Damn it all Roy! Now you made us all bug-a-phobic like Marth!"
Roy shivered, "It's not my fault."
"Then whose fault is it?" Kirby barked.
Marth held his hands over his ears, "I can still hear it. That dreaded hissing!"
Link patted Marth on the back, "Don't worry. We're all scared of it now." Link shouted in anguish, "Damn that! Now I can't make fun of Marth!"
Kirby screamed in anguish as well, "Are we there yet Mewtwo?"
Mewtwo showed them an underground tunnel lined with bones, "Let's go." He held up his hand and created a purple glow to lead the way, "I'd suggest Marth should brace himself. The second level probably has way more insects than the first level."
Roy, Kirby, Marth, and Link froze. They all drew their weapons and crept down the tunnel. Mewtwo looked out from the tunnel, "Follow me. You could get lost in a place like this."
Marth held his hands over his head, "There's nothing here. There's nothing to be afraid of."
Kirby floated onto Mewtwo's head, "I'll keep lookout from up here." He looked around shakily, "Yeah…"
Roy kept his eyes shut, "Just think of muffins. Just think of bacon…" He kept repeating that.
Link shook as he took every step. He tried his best to stay away from all the bugs, "There's nothing to fear but fear itself."
There was a hissing sound that filled all their ears. They all immediately lost their state of calmness and screamed.
Mewtwo zapped the spider-like creature he stepped on, "It's alright. I didn't kill it. I just immobilized it. My tail accidentally swept it." Mewtwo looked ahead, "There's the statue."
Kirby floated over to Link shoulder, "What were we so scared about? There's nothing to fear down here. They're just normal bugs and—WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Kirby barked as he pointed at the statue.
The four of them screamed and drew their weapons. Marth shook as he stepped forward, "That statue is moving!"
The legs that hung from the beetle statue wriggled around. The antennae brushed across the ground close to it. Mewtwo looked underneath it and took out a black hand statue, "I found it!" He blew at it, "It seems kind of dusty. Let's get back to the H d…d…" Mewtwo's eyes widened impossibly. He pointed at them and screamed.
"What's wrong Mewtwo?" Marth asked him.
"Th…th…THAT!" Mewtwo pointed and screamed at the top of his lungs.
The rest of them fell to a grim conclusion and felt a shiver run down their spine. They slowly turned their heads.
A giant ant like creature with two giant blades stood before them. It screeched a blood-curdling scream that sent cold blood running through their veins. Link, Roy, Marth, and Kirby immediately paled.
Mewtwo tucked the black diamond hand away, "Come on you guys. We can take it." He heard the screams and footsteps of them running away. Mewtwo stared at the raging giant ant, "On second thought," He ran away with them.
They all cheered as they walked back to their dorm.
"We got the black diamond statue!" Marth cheered, "I can't wait for our break from fighting."
Kirby smiled, "We'll live as gods!"
"Heads up!" A voice shouted as two shuriken were thrown at them.
Link held up his shield and ricocheted them off, "What was that?"
A spiky haired blond kid ran up and grabbed the shuriken, "Sorry about that. I'm Naruto. My friend Sasuke and I were training. Guests should be careful when they're touring the battle grounds. The boy ran away.
"Who's Naruto?" Mewtwo muttered.
"Guests?" Kirby replied, "We've been living here for at least a few years!"
A brown spiky-haired kid with a giant key fought against a silver-haired kid that held a dark red and blue sword. The brown haired kid glowed with white light while the other kid glowed black. A spiky haired man garbed in black wielding a giant sword broke both of their fighting up.
"One, two, three, four, five…" Marth counted.
"I can count too Marth…" Link rolled his eyes.
Marth gasped, "We've been…replaced!"
Roy gasped, "You're right!" He pointed to the sign, "The H dorm sign has been changed. It says 'The PS2 team'?"
The master hand chuckled and floated in front of them, "About that…we have gotten complaints from the other smashers so I'm afraid we had to let you go. Mewtwo, the pokemon said that you constantly steal food from them and you keep showing them up with you powers."
They all stared at Mewtwo, "I didn't know that was a crime."
"Marth, you keep stealing Princess Peach's crown shine and you destroyed the whole pokemon dorm."
Kirby growled, "That was you! I got blamed for blowing up the pokemon dorm and it was YOU all along!"
Marth waved his hands in front of himself, "It was just one bob-omb. I only borrowed her crown shine once!"
"Link, you were caught on camera sneaking around the girl's dorm."
Link laughed as the guys stared at him, "It wasn't me." He laughed shortly, "It was Young Link! I swear!"
"Kirby, we've all lost count on what you've done over the years."
Kirby laughed, "I rock."
"Roy, you constantly call Mr. Game-and-watch 'Gay men watch' and you keep stealing all the muffins and bacon from the kitchen."
Roy scoffed, "I didn't know it was a crime to mispronounce someone's name." He crossed his arms, "I just like bacon and muffins."
"You've all been banned from entering the Smashers territory." Master hand replied.
Mewtwo held onto the statue, "Hey…that means this statue meant nothing."
"I made up that story since I knew you wouldn't leave on your own. Was it fun? I'm thinking of making that an annual event." Master hand chuckled.
They all grimaced at him.
"You mean we ran into a bug infested hellhole for nothing." Link hissed as he drew his sword.
"Yeah," Master hand replied, unaware of the danger.
"Are you saying I ran around the scorching desert for nothing at all?" Mewtwo hissed as he summoned his magic.
Master hand nodded, "Pretty much,"
"We almost got eaten by bugs because of you…" Kirby drew his steyr TMP.
Master hand glanced at all their weapons, "What are you planning to do?" They all began to corner him, "Hello? H dorm? Are you listening to me?" They all raised their weapons, "Oh crap."
And that's the end of that! I'm not sure if the game "Naruto" was featured on Playstation2 just to tell you ahead of time. Please R & R