Letters from Fangirls

by the Raven of Roses

this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.

3. Dear Master

Author's note: apparently, people find these things funny. I'm very flattered by this. You know, I love writing these things. They take little to no effort at all, given my warped and twisted imagination, and they're a nice break from "normal" fics and stories. Please enjoy, and do drop a review. (like I need to tell anyone to review. 15 and counting!) -raven, your friendly Neptunian pyro

Dear Master

Hi. I'm a spooky gawth chick. You know, suicidal, psychotic, bisexual gawth. I reeeeeeeally want to see you. I picked up a copy of your comic book the other day, and I have to say this. I think I'm in love. I totally share your views. I mean, I already killed a bunch of people at my skool. I tried to kill myself, too, but the teachers stopped me. Now I'm hearing voices.

Please talk to me.

Yours forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever,

Spook-Girl

(p.s. I promise I won't press charges if you don't.)