Author's note: here's where I respond to some of the reviews I've gotten so far:

Invadingangel: hee hee. Being poked with a "sprook" sounds funny. But it also sounds squishy. And that's just plain wrong. dun worry, I plan on making MANY of these little fillers while I'm thinking up ideas for more fanfics. Woot!

Soru: you're right. Its been too long. And the great amusement you seem to have gone thru makes me feel all warm inside.

Singerofdoom: its nice to know im entertainin ppls.

Invaderjohnny: why I didn't just call you nny-chan ill never know. Heh. Anyway, its nice to know you care enough to keep reading my fics, even if they are just weird little fillers.

Blahsblah2001: er……your last review wasn't too thrilled. Ah well. That last chapter just didn't suit you, and I cant blame you. That one was pretty damn sucky. I wrote it in like 5 minutes. Heh. Hopefully this one will turn out better, eh?

Carly: thank you. That review amused me.

Talia: The trench coat line was in my head LONG before I started writing these things.

Anyway, here's the new one. Which will probably be shorter then the above comments on reviews... ;;; -raven, your friendly Neptunian maniac

Dear Joe-nen

Yor comix haf inspird me to draw mi own pikchurz. Eye calld them "slashie knif-boiy." But the mayne charikter is named "John," so its real difrent and stuf.

Oh yah. Eye killd this gurl yesterday. Thanx for giveng mee the idia two yoos a spork as a meens of disembolemant. It works gud.

Sincerely,

Constance Einstein

(p.s. due you haf any idias on how two stai ahed of the copz? Cuz peepul ar gonna knowtice the bode sune and eye dun wanna get cot.)