Author's Note: youre all so KIND! Hee hee. I feel so loved, what with all the nice reviews I'm getting. Notes to you reviewers:
Nny-chan:P see? I DO call you nny-chan in my fics. and yes, the thing about you being the homicidal Mexican is awesome. It's a prestigious title indeed!
Blahsblah2001: thank you. I'm glad this one amused you more.
DLBN: assuming you meant the ps on the chapter you reviewed, it said "do you have any ideas on how to stay ahead of the cops? Cuz people are gonna notice the body soon and I don't want to get caught." Glad you like the letters. They ARE disturbing.
InvadingAngel: sorry youre not first again. I saw nny-chan's review first. Ah well. glad you liked it. And yeah, the "Constance Einstein" thing was a blatant bit of humor. Almost tacky, but apparently it worked, so yay! And you know, laughter is said to be just as good as aerobics….TAKE THAT, YOU FSCKING DIETICIAN! Heh. Sorry. I've got some issues with dieticians….
Singerofdoom: that's ok, I still appreciate your kind words!
Wow. 29 reviews…..i should take this op, since this fic is apparently so popular, to do a shameless plug for my other fics. I write a lot of jthm/zim-themed fics. Um….yeah. heh. On the off-chance that one of the ppl reading this HAVENT read my other fics (its so nice to have friends), please do. it makes me feel special to get reviews.
Um…on with the fun!
Dear Johan
Hi. I saw your thing on G4TV, and I really think you're hot. I tried to find you in the phone book, but I think they might have missed your name. Anyway, I really want to talk to you. I can't go to those comic conventions, but I don't really like comics, so…yeah. Enclosed is a picture of me and my cat. I have a DD chest, but that corset makes it look smaller.
Lady Lilith
(I'm only 17, but we don't have to tell anyone.)
Author's end note: Er…..I'm not entirely comfortable with continuing THAT letter. Just use your imagination, folks. shudder Okay, bye. (damn, another short letter! . )