Author's note: YAY! Another update! These things are easy as hell to write! quick review of the reviewers, eh?
Singerofdoom: yep, I seem to be updating daily. That's because these letters take me just minutes to write! I bet ill run out of ideas soon. I should write more from guys.
Nny-chan: don't think too hard, dear. It'll damage your brain.
Phantomobsessor: yeah, I think that's about what we can expect from Lady Lilith. Lol
Purely Mistake: my sentiments exactly, dear.
Blahsblah2001: yes, I do believe you HAVE read all my stuff. I feel loved. Sry, but this one is from a chick. That one from the "Constance Einstein" person was meant to be a guy, btw.
Kokono: DUDE. I should DO that at skool! Preferably in the lunch room, but hey, anywhere will do. Especially a library. Hee hee. And yeah, fan mail can get odd.
Okay, on with the fun!
Mr. Vasquez
My name is Lily Albe. It has recently come to my attention that you are a cartoonist of sorts. Your work has cemented you in my mind as an ideal candidate for a business partner. You see, Mr. Vasquez, there ARE a good many people the world would be better off without. It is my intention to, with your assistance, make the world a better, safer place to live.
Of course, it would require some fairly delicate procedure, but from what I've read, you seem to be used to evasion. If you are interested, you can contact me through the hotline number on the back of this letter. I look forward to working with you in the near future.
Lily Albe
Inmate # 12-334-666
Author's end note: okay, that one was weird. Not so much a fan letter as….er…you get the idea. I don't think this one was quite as amusing, but I think it's still mildly entertaining. –raven, your friendly Neptunian pyro