Letters from Fangirls

by the Raven of Roses

this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.

7. the dreaded 1337 grrl

Author's note: sorry, no jhonen-responses to letters. It would be too weird…

Anyway, im beginning to run out of ideas. In those lovely reviews, please suggest fangirlish stuff. You know, like subjects for letters or specific incidents youd like to see in the fic. thank you for all your lovely reviews. Now, on with the show!

Dear joenhenen

Like, OMFG!1111 you are, like sooooo hott!1shiftplus1 3y3 \/4nn4 1i 3 m337 j00 and OMFG101010101010101010101010101010!11 1\/40!shiftplus1

Please talk to me. I love you soooooooo much. I think its still legal in some states to marry a 14 year old……(please?)

Forever yours,

Amy Jamesonson

(Dark Mistress of Spiderz)

Author's note: note the fact that I don't much care for getting into specifics with these kinds of fangirls. shudder feel free to supply extra letter content in your reviews. It would be most amusing, as my fingers refuse to type out things like that myself. hope you liked it.