Letters from Fangirls

by the Raven of Roses

this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.

8. stereotypical by carly

Dear Jhohanananan,

Like, I know how you feel.. Like, life is so dull. I just want to DIE! I don't

think that I can make it to the end of this letter, but I'm sure that one of my

so-called friends can drop it in the mail box.. Like, it's just like, I'm like

so jaded and like I'm crying.. My tears are, like, staining this page and

smearing the ink!

That so gives me inspiration..

I crawl as far as my weak legs will allow me

I'm so tired after I let random guys plow me

So many things

Broken dreams the rest is smeared out be blood

I'm sorry about that.. I just had to cut because, you know, it IS what every

goth does. Hey, maybe I could come over and we could hold a cutting cerimony and

talk about the uselessness of life!

Uselessly yours,

You're dark princess.

(note: this was written by my good friend carly. She ROCKS!shiftplus1 god, that girl is awesome. First reviewer, too:P thanx, carly-chan. Hope you don't mind I posted this.)