Letters from Fangirls

by the Raven of Roses

this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.

10. Adoption Papers

Author's note: okay, kids. Sorry about the lag in updates. Skool is really draining me as of late. I hate skool. Anyway, at the insistence of my dear nny-chan, heres the latest chapter to the "letters from fangirls" saga.

Dear Jhonen C. Vasquez,

My name is Johnny. (I got my name legally changed last year because of your comic.) Anyway, I've been a big fan of yours for awhile, and I have one small request.

Please adopt me.

Enclosed are the necessary papers and documents. All I need is a signature. I'll even pay for it myself.

It's my life's dream to have you as my father. Please, Dad, just sign the papers.

Your Soon-to-be Son,

Johnny C.

Author's note: btw, I dedicate this to my dear friend nny-chan, and I hope he's happy that I finally updated. my apologies for calling the writer "Johnny," but it was just too perfect. Bon chance et bon nuit.

-raven, your friendly Neptunian pyro