Paruety Redal: I know…what will she do….what did she do…you'll have to wait to find out!

Willow23: I don't think I could turn it into a book, there's so many coptright things going on there, but I'm glad you liked it.

GlitzyDancingShoes: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a more suitable lover someday.

BastsCleopatra: Sorry, it took so long to update, I was busy. Yes, she's not in denial, but I think she was happier…

Mahi: Oh, wow, thank you. I'm glad u think all that stuff…I wasn't sure it all fitted in with the HP books myself, but…

JerseyGirl03: If you say so

razormouthrachel: Thanks, I will. It's heaps of fun to write.

Honk4Weasley: Um, thanks I love it too. Hope this fed your addiction a bit.

Lila Bloom-Felton: If your screen name refers to the actors, you have good taste in hot guys. ok?

Faith456: Like I would let her get off that easy. Sorry.

Chocolate Taco: You have a Ravenclaw uniform? They sell those? No, you know how memories get less and less embarrassing as time passes? That's why this moment was more mortifying than that one. I don't think showers are quite Lily's thing.

porphyria: Or else what? hmm?

Day-Dreaming Rhiannon: And in this chapter there are 2 more lists! yay!

Rebecca: Thanks…I think

Laura: I don't think it would be that simple either.

potential psychotic: I wrote this chap, and then I read your review, and it said to do what I did. I didn't even notice that!

flying-piggy-123: when will lily get around to apologising?

SexxySiriusBlackChick5: I personally don't understand what anyone would ever find appealing about pumpkin juice, or pumpkins for that matter. Where I live Halloween isn't really a big thing so I don't even like pumpkins coz of that. Also I had pumpkin soup once. So. Gross.

Star19: Wow, um, geez, thanks, glad you liked it.

Kamala1: You're English is really good. Thanks so much, and I think if James broke up with Caroline for Lily, Lily would think that he'd dump her too if a better girl came along.

Sailor Sol: Thanks…interesting in a good way, right?

LauriAnn: Oh, wow, thanks. Sirius gets to write more in this chappie!

mundungus fletcher: Yeah, I'm Australian, do I sound aussie then? yeah, I no it's kind of like Meg Cabot's stuff, but it's only writing for fun, so it doesn't really matter. I never deny that she came up with that style of writing. I'll tell everyone about Canberra again. CANBERRA IS THE CAPITAL CITY OF AUSTRALIA!

shadow angel6: Yeah, there are a couple of people at my school called Nat, that's where I got it from.

Melu Black: I love the lists too…they're so fun.

PRINCESS-WILDFIRE: Hun, I don't even know what's going to happen.

sam: thanks…J

Hollow Headed Hamster: I love your pen name. And James can't read her diary yet, he's not allowed to know she likes him!

alysia( aka: leelee): Ok, ok!

Tribal Leader: Thanks, I know it's cute.

Angelic-Winkles: I will…

Lolly O'Neill: I think we're all smart and stupid at times. I haven't read that book, but everyone tells me I should. only problem is it involves the word snogging, which I detest, but I use it in my story coz no-one outside Australia knows what pashing is!

Ireland: thanks…how many reviews did u give me?

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Bronach Saorla: I have no idea what's going to happen in this story. this is the only one of my stories where I don't have a plan.

Smiley Pie: Thanks, I like making people steal her diary.

Laurentia: I hope you're not too sad, it's supposed to be a pretty light-hearted story.

heather12345: thanks, sorry it took a while to update.

padma: I hope this chapter isn't what everyone expected to be like, I like surprising people.

CrazyStarz: wow, long review. I loved camp, u no that perfectly well, ok? enjoy…

Dippy: we all love Sirius. u gotta love Sirius.

yeen: is caroline only a pawn? one of the big questions…

Disney_Luver: Thanks, I'm glad u like it. I wrote more!

harryforeva: Thanks. I think the behaviour with the tampons was quite odd, for James and Sirius. You should have seen the boys at camp, if we were packing and they wanted something, they'd stay as far away from the pads/tampons as possible. it was so funny!

elvencherry07: yeah, I know, it's kind of copying…

Quack Quack 88: I'm sure she would have preferred to make that realisation on her bed….but oh well. too late now.

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AuroraRose1: yeah, that was a little mistake…oops…I'll fix it one day.

i rock dude: thanks, I like making people laugh, its heaps cool.

Elven Dagger: comments are fun, everyone should try writing like this, it's so fun. but they shouldn't, because then mine wouldn't be different!

CrystalBallerina: thanks. I've never met anyone who had a falling/naked dream. I personally think it's a conspiracy…lol…:)

Glumfrog: Fantabulous…that's a word. no, thanks very much, really.

Black Winged Angle: I'd like to know what's going to happen next, I have no idea until I write it.

Mary-Kate: hey, whatever you want.

Guard_Girl: yeah, that was kind of my mistake, oops…but you get what I mean.

Fanciful Sovereign: oh, I hate pumpkins too. I could rant for hours…but I won't.

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nedd: glad to know I fill you're life…and I don't even know you…god, I'm good…lol…

Missers: what are diaries for if not to steal? and it depends if Caroline wants to be gotten rid of, a bit.

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3 Hours Later, Still In The Girl's Bathroom, Tuesday, September 13th, 1977

Dear Diary,

I. AM. SO. BORED.

I have done my history of magic essay. I've counted the tiles in here five times, and I got a different amount each time. But 54 are cracked.

This is so not as fun as it's supposed to be. I counted the number of times James's name appears in the graffiti. 27. Then again, James is the most eligible guy in the school, being gorgeous, Quidditch hero, smart, leader of Marauders, you get it.

I was debating putting 'James and Lily' in a heart, but I decided against it for reasons such as:

a) Someone could see it

b) And form the wrong conclusion

c) Someone could tell James about it

d) I'd get far too many jokes about denial

e) It's a stupid idea anyway

SO BORED
I think I'm going to chuck this piece of tile at the wall for a while.

Buh-bye,

Lily

15 minutes later, In The Girl's Bathroom, Tuesday, September 13th, 1977

Dear Diary,

The tile broke.

And I'm really hungry.

If I snuck out and got some food, and no-one noticed, then no-one would know I'd stopped my little hiding in the bathroom thing, and they'd still think I was upset and stubborn, which I am, but at least I won't be upset, stubborn and hungry.

Wait, someone's climbing through the window.

There is no way this can turn out good.

Maybe if I curl myself up into a really small ball then they won't find me.

Oh shit. It's James. Bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD!

He's standing in front of me, eyebrow raised at my pathetic attempt of curling myself up in a ball and still trying to write.

HE'S GRINNING!

AT ME!

HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY BE HAPPY AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?

Wait, he has chocolate. My favourite chocolate. From Honeydukes! I LOVE THAT CHOCOLATE!

I'm just going to keep writing and ignore him. And stop looking at/thinking about the chocolate.

Oh now he's laughing at something some girl wrote about him on the wall.

HE KNOWS I'M LOOKING AT HIM!

HE'S HOLDING THAT CHOCLATE RIGHT WHERE I CAN SEE IT!

EVIL BOY!

I'm just going to sit here and ignore him.

And the chocolate.

I'm not going to give in.

I'm not going to acknowledge him.

Damn I want that chocolate.

He's waiting for me to talk to him.

He KNOWS I want that chocolate.

Ow! He just threw a tile at my head. I'm glaring at him, and he's still grinning.

EVIL BOY!

It was so much easier to be mad at him when I wasn't in love with him.

That's it. I want that chocolate.

Be right back.

Lily.

5 Minutes After That, In The Girl's Bathroom, Tuesday, September 13th, 1977

Dear Diary,

Ok this is the conversation right after I decided I needed the chocolate.

ME: Hi…James.

JAMES: Hey Lily.

ME: Imagine seeing you here.

JAMES: Yes, Imagine that.

ME: So…you have chocolate?

JAMES: Yeah, you want some?

ME: If you're offering.

Note: Throughout this entire conversation I managed to not sound like I'd just been crying, like I was flirting, like I was mad at him or anything. I managed to pretend like we were friends again!

JAMES: There's a condition.

ME: What?

JAMES: Guess.

ME: I give up.

JAMES: You don't get chocolate then.

ME: But James…

JAMES: But Lily…

ME: Fine.

JAMES: Fine.

So now I'm back to writing in here. And pointedly ignoring him. And craving that chocolate.

He just commented that he'd never been in a girl's bathroom before.

Thank God.

I'm not going to respond.

I think he wants me to apologise.

But, you see, I can't. Because I might start blabbering. And I might accidentally tell him I love him.

Top 10 Reasons Not To Talk To James.

10. Calories. Chocolate gives calories.

9. Might tell him I love him. (BAD)
8. Might get heartbroken because he loves Caroline.

7. He'll think I suck at being stubborn.

6. The spider might become aware that there are people out here that he/she/it could come down and bite said people.

5. He might have hidden pumpkin-flavoured chocolate hidden in a nice-flavoured chocolate wrapper, coz he's still mad at me.

4. Hello, that would require effort.

3. I'm in the middle of writing a list!

2. I have no idea what to say.

1. I really, really don't want him to ask why I'm crying.

What is he doing here anyway? Has he forgotten he's mad at me? What about Caroline? Has he broken up with Caroline?

Tell me he's broken up with Caroline.

You know, it's completely stupid even hoping for that. They're obviously still crazy about each other, or they were approximately 3 hours and 45 minutes ago.

This is stupid.

I'm bored.

Hey, why is it that it took 3 hours and 15 minutes before someone came and found me?

Wait, James just chucked me a note.

I'll copy it out.

Hey Evans,

Since you currently seem to prefer writing in that damn book then talking, maybe you could write and beg for the chocolate?

J.

Well I'm not talking to him NOW.

James just looked hopeful for a second, but that was because I stood up. It didn't work out for him because all I did was move into another cubicle, I've read all the graffiti in here.

Did you know Delta likes John?

I didn't either.

I'm so bored.

I'm going to write to James, but only because I want to know why it took 3 hours and 15 minutes for someone to come and find me.

Copy of note from Lily Evans to James Potter:

Why did it take over 3 hours for someone to find me?

Reply of James Potter:

Talking now, are we?

Reply of Lily Evans:

Tell me Potter

Reply of James Potter:

Because you'd never talk to anyone without chocolate as a bribe, so we had to go down and buy some

Reply of Lily Evans:

Go away

Reply of James Potter:

Mature. Really.

I didn't reply.

I'm still bored. Being stubborn is surprisingly NOT FUN!

Why couldn't I have hidden in the kitchens?

You know, James looks pretty hot at the moment. Actually, he looks pretty hot all the ti

Gryffindor Common Room, Tuesday, September 13th, 1977

Dear Lily's diary,

THIS IS SIRIUS. Ok, now that's out5 of the way.

I am writing in this diary because Lily is currently unable to, and I feel it is my responsibility to record the happenings of the last few hours. And I wanted an excuse to read the latest happenings in Lily's diary, and find out why she's currently sobbing to herself in an armchair, refusing to talk to anyone, and why James is currently looking out the window and doesn't seem to be noticing his surroundings. Me and Remus tried shouting at him, but he just kept staring out that window.

Ok, I'm going back to read the diary.

Will be back soon.

Sirius

Still in the Gryffindor Common Room, Tuesday, September 13th, 1977

Dear Lily's diary,

So Lils loves Jamesie. Like that wasn't predictable.

Hey, this is Nat! I've decided I'm helping Sirius solve the mystery.

Information so far:

L.E. sees J.P. and C.D. snogging after discovering she loved him.

L.E. runs at first possible chance.

L.E. stays in bathroom for ages.

J.P. finds her and tries to talk to her.

L.E. insists on being stubborn, and forgot to record how many times S.B.'s name appears in that bathroom, because he'd really like to know.

L.E. stops writing-is presumably interrupted.

J.P. and L.E. turn up hours later, L.E. crying and running away from J.P. who is chasing after her and trying to get her to talk to him, and she curled up in armchair#7 in the Gryffindor Common Room, pushed him away, and he went and sat in armchair#4, staring out the window.

L.E.'s still crying.

J.P.'s still staring out the window.

We're going to try and figure out what happened

Interview #1

Recorded by N.T.

S.B.: Hey, Jamesie.

J.P.: (no response)

S.B.: What happened with Lily Evans this afternoon?

J.P.: (still no response)

S.B.: (resorting to drastic action conjures up a bucket of icy water to pour itself over J.P.'s head)
J.P.: (gives S.B. exasperated look) Bugger off. (He spoke!)

S.B.: James! Imagine saying that to your best friend! Your fellow Marauder! Your-

J.P.: I'm not in the mood.

S.B.: (whining) But we have to find out what happened with Lily!

J.P.: Go get a life and stay out of mine.

S.B.: Are you trying to be immortalised in Lily's diary as a bastard.

J.P.: Stop reading her diary, just stay out of stuff that doesn't concern you.

S.B.: But-

J.P.: GO!

S.B.: Yeesh. Somebody's got PMS.

Interview #2

Recorded by S.B.

N.T.: Hey, Lily.

L.E.: (sobbing)

N.T.: Chocolate?

L.E.: (sobbing louder. Why? I like it when people offer me chocolate. Girls are strange)

N.T.: Lily, obviously you've been through a rough time…

L.E.: (chucks pillow at N.T.)

N.T.: Lily!

L.E.: (gets up, runs up stairs and a door is heard slamming. Obviously we would have gotten further if we had poured icy water on her)

Top 10 Reasons Lily And James Could Be Acting Like This.

10. They both lost their minds from prolonged exposure to an unhygienic bathroom.

Nat, they were in a girl's bathroom, and girls are far too clean. That's a stupid solution.

What do you suggest then?

9. They were both attacked by Doxies, and got bitten. They were hurrying to the hospital wing, and got knocked out by some eggplants that were flying around. They woke up ages later, and continued to the hospital wing, but then Lily saw a horrific sight and started crying. James had already taken the antidote, but Lily was gone, so he started running after her, but she thought he was the horrific sight (whatever it was) so kept running and got back here and is crying to herself, and James was cursed by the horrific sight when he saw it, and made his way to a chair, and can't think properly, and he is waiting for the horrific sight to pass by the window so he can go and curse it.

Don't tell me you believe that.

It's better then your story.

Is not!

Is too. It's your turn to make a suggestion.

8. Lily was bitten by the spider, and now Lily's upset because she's going to die. And James is upset because Lily's going to die, but he can't cry because he's a guy and has to pretend to be all macho. And then tonight Lily will come down and the common room will be empty except for James, and they'll confess their love to one another, but the poison will overcome Lily, and she'll drop dead in his arms, and he'll cry, he won't be able to help himself, then he'll kill himself because he can't live without her.

That is so what a girl would say.

I am a girl, genius.

I think genius is going a bit to far, I mean, I know I'm brilliant, but genius has sort of a nerdy quality to it and-

Sarcasm, Sirius. Sarcasm.

7. Maybe Lily is crying because she has a mean best friend who makes fun of everyone for no good reason, except that she feels inferior.

6. Maybe James is depressed because he just realised his best friend is a complete loser who doesn't care enough about him to think up a decent explanation as to why he's upset!

5. Maybe Lily is sobbing because her under competent best friend can only think of stupid explanations involving spiders which the hospital has antidotes to! Nobody would die!

4. Maybe James is so dejected because his best friend is obviously on dope, as he seems to think that eggplants randomly fly around the halls.

3. Maybe Lily is bawling her eyes out because her best friend assumes things about people with no proof, and Lily is scared her best friend will judge her.

2. Maybe James is miserable because his best friend can't give him and the girl he likes privacy and must insist on knowing things at all times.

1. Maybe we should just give the diary to James let him read it and watch his reaction.

Fine.

Fine.

Nat and Black

So we're using last names now, are we?

Shut it Black

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Yay, I finished another chapter! Fun, fun, fun, sorry it took so long.

REVIEW!

luv,

tori

Top 10 Questions

10. Who invented pumpkins? (I have to know who to assassinate)

9. Does James know that Lily is in love with him?

8. Were Sirius and Nat flirting, of fighting?

7. What happened to the spider?

6. Did Lily get her chocolate?

5. How many times is Sirius's name mentioned in the graffiti in the girl's bathroom?

4. What's so interesting outside the window that James feels the need to stare out it for long periods at a time?

3. Where was Caroline during all of this?

2. What actually happened between Lily stopping writing in the middle of a word, and them running into the common room?

1. What happens next?

The thing is, I, Tori, have no idea. I don't know the answer to any of those questions. You can guess, but I won't know if you get it right, because I have no idea what's going to happen.

review now,

destroy pumpkins,

eat chocolate.

luv,

tori