Letters from Fangirls

by the Raven of Roses

this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.

13. Autobiographical

Dear Johnny:

I, like, assume that's your name cuz of your comic. That's really smart, using a pen name like that. I mean, nobody would guess you were writing about you. Except me, of course. I'm just smert like that.

So how do you get rid of all the bodies? I mean, there must be a LOT of them. I bet you bury them in your yard. Wait. Do you live in an apartment? How would that work? No, you must live in a little house somewhere.

I mean, JtHM IS autobiographical, right?

Could you teach me how to kill people? Cuz there's a lot of kids at my skool that I want to kill. And I think we could have a blast murdering them all. It would be really fun. Call me, okay? I wrote down my number and my address and my email and a physical description so you can find me. Bye bye!

Your biggest fan,

Jimmy

X.X

a/n: i get WAY too much amusement out of this.