Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, the Crazy frog song or any members of the Justice league. I wish I did though I wanna be rich.
Chapter 3: The Dreaded car trip.
Somehow both Titans teams managed to cram themselves into the small T-car.
BumbleBee was sitting on Cyborg's lap who was of course driving, he didn't trust a lot of people with his car, Robin was sitting side- by side in the passengers seat with speedy, Aqualad was pushed into the left hand side door and was sitting next to Mas who was sitting next to Starfire who was sitting next to Menos who was sitting next to Raven. Beastboy was literally a fly on the wall, which was actually quite scary if you thought about how perverted he could be back at home with the mini cameras he stole from Cyborg.
Aqualad was extremely pissed off at the moment swearing about how small the T-car was and was also trying to ignore how the door handle was digging into his kidney.
"Goddamn these tiny Earth transportation vehicles".
Raven was thinking about her feelings towards Beastboy and how every time she saw him do something, which she considered cute, she would blow up something, she felt so awkward.
"But it seems I'm not the only one who has been bitten by the love bug" she thought looking over at Speedy and Robin who were watching Mas and Menos in the rear view mirror obviously making sure they didn't try to do anything fresh "Lucky them".
Then all of a sudden there was a huge thud sound.
"Ah Crap" said Cyborg.
"Whats wrong Cy?" asked Beastboy.
"I ran something over"
He stopped the car.
Cyborg, Speedy and Robin got out of the car and walked over to a ditch.
"Dude, you didn't notice that?" yelled Speedy.
" Are you on drugs or something, you didn't run something over you ran someone over!" yelled Robin.
Lying unconscious facedown in the ditch was no other than HotSpot.
The three guys dragged Hotspot out of the gutter, popped the boot of the T-car and threw him in.
They got back in the car and continued driving.
"Friend Cyborg what was the object you 'ran over'?" asked Starfire.
"Oh, just a cat".
She was about to ask something else when sirens were heard.
"Ah, shit, your not taking me to jail!".
Cy stepped on the gas and sped off followed by about twelve police cars.
( If you've seen 'gone in 60 seconds' the original you'll understand were this is going.)
He sped over a huge bump in the road and it took him about 5 minutes of slow-mo to finally nose dive back to the ground.
He put the turbo boost on and in a flash they were gone. They pulled into a Mobile service station.
"Yeah I'd liked to get my car washed" He said to the car washing lady
She looked at the car " Would you like buffing and polishing too sir?"
"Nah just wash it, but be careful with her and be gentle!"
He obviously didn't notice the 'v' in his bonnet.
When she was done they drove out and continued on their quest to get to the camping site.
Raven continued pondering her true feelings towards Beastboy, and his goofy fuzzy green face kept popping into her head, and it made her smile.
Meanwhile……
An unsuspecting Motorist drove past the Titans in his Nissan singing badly to the 'Crazy frog' song when all of a sudden his front tire was encased in black energy and popped, his car swerved out of control and skidded into a near by tree. His car burst into flames and he jumped out and did the stop drop and role procedure, grabbed a fire extinguisher out of no where and put out the fire.
"Wwwwhhhooopppsssss" she thought quite happy to see that Beastboy didn't see what just happened, it was annoying when he got all conservative and stuff .
"Uh,oh, hold on guys jutter bars", Yelled Cy.
Everyone braced themselves while Cyborg sped over the jutter bars. He liked Jutter bars especially when Bumblebee was sitting on his lap.
Somewhere far but not to far away…
The Green Arrow and Dr.Light were sitting in a cabin making bets whilst playing cards ( go fish of course, the best card game)
" The Teen Titans are coming camping, ya know in the cabins across the lake", Arrow
said.
"Yeah, ya wanna be Jason this time?" Asked Dr.L ,coyly looking up from his cards.
"You read my mind, oh look at that" He placed his cards down on the table" Royal flush You loose" he said in a slow dramatic voice.
"Uh were playing go fish"
"Oh, whoops."
"Your such an ass"
"I know don't tell me things I already know, it agitates me!"
"Okay well I'm gonna go look for my Freedy costume I'll see you later". Said Dr.L as he ran outside into the shed.
The Green Arrow just sighed and pulled out his favorite chainsaw from under his bunk bed, he grinned evilly and thought about his former side kick, Speedy and somehow his grin became bigger and more eviler.
In Slade's evil lair…..
Slade somehow heard news about the camping trip too, probably the video cameras he had installed in various places but honestly who knew.
Slade was packing his camping gear into the back of his orange and black Corvette Stingray.
His gear consisted of 'Do it yourself torture devices', camo gear , food, and a pair of speedos, as well as other stuff.
"Whoops, what are those doing in there?" He said while pretending to throw them away and stuffing them back in, his eye all shifty like.
He waved to his faithful butler WinterGreen before driving out of his base into the sunset.
When he was out of site WinterGreen pulled out his cellphone and invited all his butler buddies including Alfred, Batmans butler, over for a party.
"Woot, party!" He screamed loudly before running to go find some beer and lampshades. He was a good party thrower apparently.