I updated my story...you should be happy...
Announcer- Polska...she stuffs her bra with mac and cheese...
Polska- WHAT! DON'T LISTEN THIS FATASS HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT! Anyway R&R please!
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.
Camera shows Peach sitting on a chair.
"Peach...she's cheating on Mario..." he continued.
"What! I am not cheating on Mario! He's too cute", Peach replied.
"Peach...she likes to butter her crown every hour..." the announcer said.
"Now THAT is a total lie! That is ridiculous! God! Where do you get your information? Seriously!" Peach answered angrily.
"Somewhere you don't need to know".
"Well that 'somewhere' is wrong!"
"Peach...she likes it when Bowser kidnaps her..." the announcer continued.
"WHAT! I hate it! Its so stuffy and tacky in his castle. I mean does everything have to be so...evil?" Peach commented now deranged.
"But its pink and decorated with butterflies".
"NO ITS NOT!"
"Now you know, Peach...the Buttered Crown cheater..." the announcer finished.
"They do not! That's all lies! I don't butter my crown and I am not cheating on Mario! I hate it when Bowser kidnaps me and you are really crazy!" Peach called.
"Saynora Peachie...!" the announcer said.
"Wait! Don't go! I'm not finished! I don't butter my crown and I'm not cheating on Mario!" Peach yelled.
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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.
Camera shows Link sitting on a chair.
"Link...he's the Zero of time..." the announcer started.
"Actually its the Hero of time not Zero", Link corrected.
"Link...he just said he's the Zero Hero of time..." the announcer continued.
"You lie! I said I'm the HERO of time! Not the Zero! Or the Zero Hero!" Link answered.
"So your a zero?"
"NO!"
"Link...he fills his hat with ketchup..." the announcer said.
"Ohmigod! I do not! I like ketchup with hotdogs or fries! Not in my hat!" Link cried.
"Hey Link...let's see your hat...I brought you a hot dog".
"AURGH!"
"Link...he wears a skirt and tights..." the announcer continued.
"Their called tunics!" Link said now outraged.
"Tunics, tights...they're the same...".
"They are not!"
"Link...he's afraid of turtles..." the announcer replied.
"Only the snapping turtles" Link answered.
"Link...he just said he's afraid of turtles..." the announcer said.
"I DID NOT!"
"Did too".
"DID NOT!"
"Wow you are a real wimp".
"Am not!"
"Now you know, Link...the Ketchup Wimp..." the announcer finished.
"Now listen! I do not fill my hat with ketchup and I am not a wimp! I think turtles are cute and I am the HERO of time! Not the Zero! Dammit! Can't you keep your facts straight? I am not a wimp! My hat is not full of ketchup!" Link yelled.
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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.
Camera shows Ganondorf sitting on a chair.
"Ganondorf...he uses guacomole soap..." the announcer continued.
"Um, no...I don't use soap", Ganondorf said.
"Smelly".
"I am not smelly!"
"Ganondorf...he likes to eat pink chips..." the announcer said.
"Ew! That's nast..I eat potato chips...they're the color of potatoes..." Ganondorf said angrily.
"Ganondorf...he likes to bake pink cookies..." the announcer continued.
"I don't bake at all! My mom does!" Ganondorf said outraged.
"Momma's boy."
"I AM NOT A MOMMA'S BOY!"
"Now you know, Ganondorf...the Smelly Momma's Boy..." the announcer finished.
"Ok...I am not a Momma's boy, and I am not smelly! I don't eat pink chips and I don't use guacamole soap! God you are insane!" Ganondorf yelled and ran off the stage.
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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.
Camera shows Nana sitting on a chair.
"Nana...she's married to Popo..." he started.
"Um actually he's my brother...I'm not married to anyone..." Nana replied.
"Nana...she uses her mallet to smash eggs..." the announcer said.
"I use my mallet to smash other SMASHERS! That's what I'm paid to do! Except I'm not paid..." Nana replied angrily.
"Murderer."
"I am not a murderer! It's in my job description!"
"Nana...she really likes Ness..." the announcer said.
"Dammit! Make up your mind! First you said I'm married to Popo now you say I like Ness!" Nana cried.
"Cheater."
"AURGH!"
"Now you know, Nana...the Cheating Murderer..." the announcer finished.
"They don't know anything! All they know is that your crazy and insane and you like dissing other people! Your facts aren't true! I don't like Ness, and I'm not married to Popo! I am not a murderer, it's in my job description! Dammit! You are insane! You lie!" Nana cried.
"Bye Nana..." the announcer called as the camera faded.
"Don't go! I need to settle something with you!" Nana yelled.
Hope you liked it. Review please. Anyway next chappie, Roy, Marth, Jigglypuff, and Daisy! Ciao!