Polska- After a long time, I have finally updated! Yay!

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Marth sitting in a chair.

"Marth...he likes to sing Hilary Duff in the shower..." the announcer said.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? First of all, Hilary Duff is crappy and secondly, I do not sing in the shower!" Marth replied angrily.

"Marth...he enjoys watching porn..." the announcer commented.

"EW! I am NOT a PERVERT! Maybe you like to watch porn! That's why you're trying to frame me!" Marth yelled.

"Pervert".

"I AM NOT A PERVERT!"

"Marth...he is into boy bands..." the announcer continued.

"No, no, no. You have me mixed up with Zelda. I do not like boy bands. I am not a chick", Marth replied.

"You like Zelda".

"NO I DON'T! WHO SAID?!"

"You did."

"AURGH!"

"Now you know...Marth, the perverted chick", the announcer concluded.

"What!? All they know is that you are seriously in need of a mental institution! They know lies! I am not a pervert! Or a chick! I do not like Zelda! I hate boy bands!" Marth shouted.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Roy sitting on a chair.

"Roy...he likes to watch Peach, Samus and especially Zelda strip..." the announcer said.

"NOW THAT IS SICK AND WRONG! Zelda has a boyfriend! So does Peach! And Samus hates me! She would beat me up! You have a sick mind!" Roy shouted.

"I'mnot theone wholikes to watch girls strip".

"NEITHER DO I!"

"Roy...he just admitted that he likes to see girls strip..." the announcer continued.

"Are you deaf as well as a maniac?! I said I DON'T like to watch girls strip! Man, you have total issues!" Roy yelled.

"You are so mean." hears fake sniffing

"I didn't mean to make you cry. I'm sorry", Roy said apologetically.

Laughter Roy drops his jaw

"You little (Roy shakes fist)!You were faking the whole time!" Roy shouted.

"Roy...he is a gullible pig..." the announcer commented.

"OHMIGAWD! First of all, I am not a pig! AndI am not gullible! Your sniffing sounds real! Don't you dare tell them lies!" Roy yelled loudly.

"Now you know...Roy, the Horny pig..." the announcer concluded.

"DUDE! You are wayyyy crazy! They haven't got a clue about me! I am most definately not horny! And I am not a pig! Neither am I gullible! You only say this because you have no friends! Or a life! Hey! Don't you fade away from me! Hey!"

"Ciao Roy..."

"NO! Come back! I'll have the police on you! Get back here!" Roy called.

""Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Daisy sitting on a chair.

"Daisy...she is a total lesbo because she is in love with Peach..." the announcer said.

"Yeah no. I have a boyfriend. His name is Luigi. Peach is so totally not my type. And she is my sister!" Daisy corrected.

"Daisy...she just said that she is in love with her sister..." the announcer commented.

"WHAT! I didn't say that! YOU did! I am not a lesbian!" Daisy shouted.

"I won't tell anybody".

"I AM NOT A LESBO!"

"Daisy...her nickname is Navy Soda..." he continued.

"Um maybe that's what they call YOU. No one calls me 'Navy Soda'...Luigi calls me honey-a" Daisy said loudly.

"Whatever you say...honey-a".

"DON'T MAKE FUN OF LUIGI'S WAY OF TALKING! THAT'S MEAN!" Daisy yelled.

"Daisy...she is covered in pimples..." the announcer continued.

"I am not! I have no acne anywhere!" Daisy called.

"Pimple-face".

"I am not a PIMPLE-FACE!"

"Now you know...Daisy, the Pimple-faced lesbo..." the announcer concluded.

"Okay you know what? I'm not even going to go along with this. I'm leaving. GOOD RIDDANCE!" Daisy cried and left the stage.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Jigglypuff sitting in a chair.

"Jigglypuff...she's fat and ugly..." the announcer said.

Jigglypuff took out her microphone and began to serenade the announcer.

"JIGGLY!" she said triumphantly.

She left the stage.

Polska- Well that is a surprise ending...sorry I took so long to update! And I know that Daisy isn't an SSBM character but who really gives a dam?! So now that you've read, and hopefully you did, review please! I'll try to update the next chapter soon!