Polska- I kinda updated fast! YAY! So R&R please! And to that person who kept praying that it's a Link/Zelda romance well your in luck! I never do anything BUT Link/Zelda romances. I LOVE Link/Zelda romances! So dats all I'm going to tell you! R&R please!

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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Luigi sitting on a chair.

"Luigi...he's really Mario in disguise..." the announcer continued.

"Uh no, I'm just plain old Luigi! It's-a me-a, Luigi!" Luigi corrected.

"Mmm hmm."

"It's true!"

"Luigi...he stole my watch..." the announcer commented.

"I did not!" Luigi called.

"Yes you did".

"NO I DIDN'T!"

"Then what's that in your pocket?"

Luigi pulls out a silver watch.

"HEY! You're trying to frame me!" Luigi yelled.

"Hey Luigi, the police are coming."

"No they're not."

Police sirens sound.

"Uh oh, I'm going!" Luigi yelled and ran off stage.

"Now you know, Luigi...the Disguised theif..." the announcer concluded.

Luigi ran back on stage.

"No they don't", he answered and ran off.

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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Ness sitting on a chair.

"Ness...he stole that baseball shirt..." the announcer continued.

"No I didn't! My mommy bought this shirt for me!" Ness cried, his eyes welling up with tears.

"Another momma's boy."

"I am not a mommy's boy!"

"Ness...he's a crybaby..." the announcer commented.

"No I am not! That's mean!" Ness cried tears splashing down his front.

Ness ran off the stage crying like a baby.

"Hey! Come back!" the announcer yelled.

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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Popo sitting on a chair.

"Popo...he has spagetti in his parka..." the announcer said.

"I DO NOT! I have spagetti on my plate!" Popo said frustrated.

"Spagetti boy."

"What the hell?"

"Popo...he just hurt my feelings..." the announcer continued.

"No I didn't. You're only saying that because you have no friends", Popo replied angrily.

"Popo...he just admitted that he has no friends..." the announcer commented.

"WHAT! No, I said that YOU have no friends!" Popo yelled.

"Sure you did".

"I DID!"

"Popo...he's too poor to afford pants..." the announcer said.

"I am not too poor to afford pants! I'm wearing pants you stupid announcer!" Popo corrected.

"Now you know, Popo...the Poor meanie..." the announcer concluded.

"WHAT LIES! That is not true! None of it is! Spagetti is enjoyed on my plate! And I am not a meanie! Only to you, you loser!" Popo yelled.

"Don't lie..."

"I am not lying! Don't you dare go! Hey! Come back here!"

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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the announcer said.

Camera shows Pikachu sitting on a chair.

"Pikachu...he doesn't understand english..." the announcer said.

"Pi pika pi pichu pi pika!" Pikachu replied angrily. Translation: I understand it, I just don't speak it!

"Pikachu...I have no idea what he just said..." the announcer said.

Pikachu walks off stage in a huff. Announcer sighs.

"Now you know-oh what's the use..."

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Polska- Pokemon are so confusing! Well review please! Three more chappies left!!!!!