They spread open the leaves to reveal…………………….(unnecessary pause)………………………………………………………………………………………………………(Really long unnecessary pause)………………………………A lake, in the lake their female teammates. Raven and Bumble Bee were swimming laps, trying to get Starfire to join them.
"C'mon Star it's easy, and the water isn't deep enough to drown in anyway" Bee splashed Raven while she said that.
"Yeah Star, I mean I'm Raven, the Gothic, weird, Creepy empathy, half demon that killed everyone on her home planet; by this point Raven was really depressing herself ….
On the motorway….
The police were still cleaning up the mess of blood and gore from the last car crash (caused by Rae) when a pole, I quote ' Grew legs, walked onto the right hand lane and reestablished itself, and then a motorist (Who was listening to ABBA on the radio if you want to know, and if you also would like to know if I don't own it, your suspicions have been confirmed) Ran (Bad pun intended) into it'
A man from the clean up crew sighed "Hhmmmm, and just too think my wife is in hospital right now giving birth to my only, perfectly healthy baby boy." He looked down at the concrete.
Another clean up crew dude put a hand on his shoulder and squeezed it for reassurance "I know man, I know. I missed out on my very close sister's funeral today."
A clean up crew chick put a hand on his other shoulder "I know your pain, my husband in Europe has just got over a deadly virus, and was coming home today, but I'm not going to be able to see him in time for his next flight"
Some shaggy dude smoking a fag walked up and circled his arm around the clean up chick's waist, and blew a puff of smoke out his nose. He took the cigarette out and breathed in "Today the guys I work with (the Italian mafia) were going to send me a thank you gift for working with them (More Dope) while I was waiting for it I came here too look at the crash, when I heard news of a fire at the local post office, my present went down with it."
They all looked down at the ground.
Back at the lake…
"What Rae is trying to say"
"Raven" Raven corrected.
"Yeah what ever, is that we wanna teach you how too swim and hang out with yah" Bee said.
Raven brightened up a bit "Yeah."
"Okay friends you have beaten me, but I also have forgotten to bring togs with me" she admitted sheepishly.
"That's all right were swimming in our underwear" Bee said.
"You are?" Rae asked Bee.
"Yeah"
"Me too" said Rae
Starfire sighed a defeated sigh and took her top off
All the men's eyes widened.
"Holy fucking shit" said Hotspot.
"I know dude this is like, the most holiest of all fucking shits" BB said.
"Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the guys looked up a tree over head of them. Perched up in the tree were none other than speedy and Johnny. They were both dressed in cameo gear, Johnny was looking through his James Bond binoculars and Speedy was filming.
"Did ya get that?" Johnny asked.
"Yep" Speedy replied. Speedy pulled out a tape and threw it down onto the ground. The guys on the ground finally realized the huge, looming pile of tapes lying at the base of the tree.
Speedy, Speedily pulled out another cam tape from his black bag and loaded it into the video cam.
"You are learning well grasshopper," Johnny said.
"Yep, hey when I grow out of this grass hopper thing, do I like, get a promotion to wetter, or what?" Speedy whispered.
"Yep"
"Cool"
Robin took his one in a lifetime chance and pulled out his flip top cell phone and insanely started taking pictures. Mostly zoomed in places of you know where.