A/N: Hey this is probably the third to last chappie, I may choose to write more, I think I mite write a funnier sequel with the HIVE academy more than likely I don't have a life so I've got heaps of time on my hands to murder…I mean Kill…Yeah kill right. Enjoy this chapter and Review, I hate people that don't review it's like Fricken free loading I hate that, if you don't review I'll come after you, yellin "Where's my review bitch,HUH!"
Chap 16: OH YEAH!
Everyone had gone to their cabins to sleep, well they weren't sleeping, Hotspot still hadn't forgot about his grudge on Robin with Starfire, Speedy didn't care, plenty more broads in the sea to fry.
"I'm gonna do this thing tonight!" Hotspot thought; Then Robin wouldn't be so 'oh I'm great, I'm a ladies man, I'm a chick magnet, I'm secretly a fag!" He continued to think
Beastboy was staring up at the bottom of Aqua(Fag)lads bunk, Aqualad didn't care about going out with Raven anymore he was interested in a girl called Dolphin anyway, plus he wanted to stay friends with BB anyway, ruining a friendship over a girl, pft, it's just not worth it especially if the girl rejects you, then you've got nothing, no friends no one to give you blow jobs uh, I mean…..to spend a loving and special relationship with. ( not saying BB gives him blow jobs anyway…)
Cyborg was charging and Mas and Menos were just poking Cy with a stick, they started talking (In Spanish)
"Hey Bro" Mas said to Menos
"Yeah, dude?"
"We still gonna cause trouble?"
"Maybe there's no one to cause trouble with" Menos mentioned
"Oh yeah….well there is Robin and Starfire"
"Yeah but Rob stole our girl"
"Oh yeah, forgot about that" Mas looked up at the ceiling.
"This fucking sucks"
"I know" Menos sighed
"There's nothing to do…I feel like the wanderer."
"Like the song?"
"Yeah"
Then they started singing 'The Wanderer song'
Hotspot thought some more "What am I gonna do to him though, I could give him a wedgie…or a dunnie flush,…or a….oh I don't know I'll just wreck his mail box or something, I'm still pretty pissed that they ran me over, I mean jezz I'm fucking bright red I'm like a fucken Red light dammit," He looked over a Cy "Fuck this I'm gonna fuck up his car."
Hotspot got up and went outside with Cy's keys hoping to find a crow bar in the back "Hey wait I have his keys" he pulled a pair of keys from his tight ass pockets, he grinned "I always did hate camping trips, every time it rains,"
He got into Cy's car "I'm ditching this joint!" he yelled, turned the car on and went for a joy ride pumping up the music.
"Eww Gwen Stefani what a fag!" He swerved nearly missing a tree "Fuck, I need a license" (I feel your pain!)
Hotspot caught site of a white substance on the back seat in the rear view mirror "Guess my suspicions were wrong, he's not gay, mhhm" he nodded "Ewww, unless it was planted, I mean does he even have dick?"
With Speedy….
Speedy was giggling insanely smoking his stash "Hehehehehehehehhe", he had a most messed up smile on his face, it was all glazed over "Wow a rainbow" he stumbled into the boy's cabin. "Shit son" he tripped on a table, all the guys got up "What the fuck!" Aqualad jumped up and hit his head on the ceiling just to fall back down, he squirmed in pain "Ah, shit, fuck, shit, mother fucker!"
"Yes I am" Speedy said, then broke out in giggles.
Cy unplugged himself, you sound smashed or stoned or something.
Speedy was still rolling on the floor in laughter. Cy looked out the cabin door, went out and turned his cool arm torch on. "Ah so your stoned Grasshopper?"
"I'm a wetter now" Speedy said while staring at the ceiling, and then broke out into song "Somewhere over the rainbow, something, something, something, somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, sex is free, with hot chicks, like Aphrodit…e, smoke pot with Jesus, Buddha and God, Gandhi and Hitler toooooooo." He humed the rest
Mas and Menos ran out side and picked up the trail of hemp leaves and brought them all inside. Robin picked up the half filled sack "Fuck there must be at least half a pound in here, we'd you get this?"
"Your mommas ass, I took it too makes some…Brocamolie!" (Austin Powers.) He broke out into giggles again.
"Hey Cy you got any papers?" BB asked
"No but heres heaps, conveniently stashed under the floor boards!"
So they all sat there rollin up dubies and smoke in them, Cy used the seeds to make marijuana fudge, which he ate afterwards.
In the girls cabin….
The girls were playing truth or dare, whilst listening too music.
"Okay Star I dare you tooo……..Run into the boys cabin and kiss Robin!" Bee said
"Nooooooo" Star yelled
"Yeeeesss" all the other girls cried in unison (Gotta love that word.)
"Ohhhhh" so she got u ran into the boys bunks and gave Robin a huge French kiss.
"Hey what about me?" Speedy asked as he puckered up his lips.
"Um…No"
Speedy was heart broken, so he made a giant doobie (Sp?) smoked it to swallow his pain and ate half of Cy's chocolate, hemp seed fudge.
"Hey Star you should stay." BB said
"Yeah Star stay" Cy said munching away on the fudge, probably the most sober of the group right now.
"What is that god forsaken stench?" Star mentioned
"It's called grass"
"Grass, as in grass pn the ground?"
"Nope, as in Grass of the gods" Speedy fondly puffed his doobie
"Isn't it called Marijuana?"
"You know about this stuff Star?"
"Yes we have it on my planet as well as neighboring planets."
"Is it illegal?" BB asked.
"No, it is used to calm a patient and relive them of stress."
"I wish they did that here." Aqualad sighed.
"Have you tried it before?" Cy asked, worried about her well-being.
"Oh yes many times." She sat down rolled some up and started stoning.
"You got your self a special girl there Robbie" Aqualad said to Robin, Robin looked over at Star, who was puffing rings of smoke into the air (My perants used to do that with normal cigarettes.)
"He's my Bitch." Star said to Aqualad.
With Hotspot….
Hotspot was at KFC (Don't own it.)
"And I'll have a small, A SMALL deluxe burger, cause y'know, I'm trying to watch my figure." Said Hotspot
"Okay sir." The order taker said.
"And I would like 4 nuggets."
"We only do 6 nuggets per pack"
"Okay how bout you take to of the nuggets and throw them away?"
"I'm sorry sir we only do 6 nuggets per order."
"Okay how bout this you get six nuggets and take 2 and shove them u your ass?"
"Oh yes sir" The order taker didn't want any trouble.
"Ok, Fuck my ass what else."
"Would you like some seasoned fries?"
"No please don't...just don't offer me anything."
"Okay sir."
"And I'll have a small, A SMALL half diet coke, half coca cola, cause y'know trying to watch my figure."
"Yes sir."
"How much is that?"
"6.95"
"Oh shit, no money um" he looked round frantically and found a few bucks in the dish.
"Sweet" he drove up and got his order.
With the Girls….
"Where's Star?" Raven interrupted the conversation
"I dunno, lets go look in the boys cabin" so they got up, went out to visit the boys. There they all were getting stoned.
"You stoners"
"Uh, oh" Aquafag said in shock horror.
"Oh holy crap" BB said
silence……
"You mean fucks didn't even think to invite us did you?"
"We can't get up." Cy giggled, but Robin was more of a silent, just so thankful for the dope kind of stoner.
"Join in then" Speedy said.
So they all sat down and got stoned together.
Green Arrow and Dr.Light…..
They were ready to go, all prepped to scare shit outa kids.
"Lock and load baby" Arrow loaded a shotgun.
"Were not gonna shoot em" Light said
"Oh fuck…Damn kill joys" he muttered under his breath.
They ran through he woods to the cabins, they looked in thought the windows, I started raining to give the effect, a boom of lightning light up and room a shadow showed on the floor. All the Titans looked out the window and saw Jason (Green Arrow) standing there with a chainsaw (I know he has a machete but chainsaws are better!).
"Oh fuck it Lucifer!" screamed Speedy
With Johnny….
Johnny had found Slade hide out tent place and was currently smoking pot with him, Slade puffed out some smoke through he slits in his mask.
"Shit son!" Slade said coughing.
"I know the best on the planet" Johnny said
"How'd you get it, ma cousin died tryin to get somea this?"
"It wasn't easy but I had help." Johnny smiled fondly
"What's his name?."
"Jimmy bob Junior" and the legend of Jimmy bob junior lives on even today.
"Sahweet did he live?"
"Hell yeah"
"Cool" they puffed in silence
Back to the Teen Titans….
"Oh holy mother of God" Raven screamed
Aqualad started praying
Arrow revved up his chainsaw and cut a hole in the wall it got stuck when it hit the window frame so he had to kick it in "Dammit" he screamed, he shimmied in under the tiny hole. Another bolt of lightning lit up the other window and they saw Freddy (Dr.Light)
"Hey bitches!" They screamed
Everyone started screaming, Freddy and Jason joined in, but stopped "Is that….weed?" Arrow asked.
The Titans nodded
"Really?" Light asked, they nodded again.
"Can we join?" Freddy asked, The Titans got into a huddle, then nodded at them
So they too started smoking pot…
With Hotspot…..
He ticked off his to do list, "Well I've got a lot done, mad a few deals with the Italian Mafia, accidentally touched his hair though, how was I supposed to know it came off huh?"
He looked at the Titan's mailbox "I even got to knock over my nemesis's mailbox!"
He drove the car to a paddock lit it on fire and ran off.
You could see the explosion from France!
So he went back to his apartment and smoked some weed then went to bed.
A/N: next chappie comin' out soon if you want a more funnier squeal just say! The HIVE academy baby! YEAH! Remember R&R dammit or I'll beat you with a more uglier, ugly stick than the one that your mum used on you when you were a baby! (Kidding!)