A/N: I've been brainstorming some ideas, and I thought that after I've started the HIVE academy fanfic I might do a wedding of both Starfire and robin and beastboy and Raven if I finish a few other fanfics first, your more than welcome to go read them.

People flocked to go see The garage sale, getting there was difficult, but hey it's my fic, don't like it well you can piss off then!

Beast boy cried as he counted up exactly $700 for his moped. Robin patted him on the back.

"I understand BB I had to sell some pretty important stuff to get the girl I want to shag...uh...I mean the girl I want to be with for the rest of my life a wedding ring."

"Yeah don't we all chicks are so expensive these days."

"Yep." Robin sighed as he looked over at an Asian looking guy with a huge straw hat holding up one of a few Slade masks Robin was selling "I'll get you Slade." Robin mumbled not knowing that the guy in the big hat was actually Slade.

The man in the dirty robes and hungus straw hat walked up to Robin with all the three Slade masks and asked in a high, fake voice.

"How much do you want for these?"

"Nothing you can have em'"

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Sahweet."

The guy took the masks and jumped over the cliff into his wicked Black and orange jet boat.

"There's something oddly familiar about that dude."

Starfire who ran up to him with Raven interrupted his thought, Raven looked over at BB.

"Why is BB crying?"

"He is having a very tough time right now."

Raven nodded.

"Robin, love of my life." Starfire said, Robin cringed.

"Yeah Star."

"Why are you selling things?"

"Oh we need the extra money."

"Oh yes."

BB Flicked the last 50-dollar note into his left hand and sighed, "C'mon Robbie we better get going."

"Yeah…okay."

"Friend Beast boy, and love of my life Robin, where are you going?"

"Umm…" They had to think of a quick plan.

"To the uhh…car parts store?"

"Yeah the car parts store." BB winked at Robin as if to say 'Great plan.'

Cyborg walked up to them "Yah could I come? I need a new fan belt the other one wore out."

"Yeah sweet I guess that means we won't have to use public transportation." BB cringed at the thought of another Bus driver like the one he saw when he was a kid.

Flash Back….

Mento and Robot man Decided to play the meanest trick on the poor unknowing eight-year-old Beast boy.

"Quick, QUICK!" Mento Hurried Robot man into the fake bus.

"Calm down man." He chuckled (Truth is I live in NZ and I haven't seen any of the new episodes so I don't know what the hell they act like.)

BB ran up. "I'm ready for my first bus ride!" BB said enthusiastically.

"Oh really?" Mento asked.

"Yep sure am dad!" (Okay I don't really know anything about the Doom Patrol)

'You're going to be crapping your pants by the time this is over.' Mento thought.

"Hop in then" Mento moved out of the way so BB could get on.

BB couldn't see the bus drivers face but moved down the corridor anyway.

The bus started moving, it was calm until they got around the corner, Him and Mento started screaming but you could tell Mento was faking.

"Garfield were gonna DIE!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Robot man drove around town in a drunken state, and after about 30 mins of driving hazardously he stopped at the nearest bus stop to their house.

Mento walked out the bus door and hopped down onto the pavement. BB cautiously Stepped onto the curb.

Elasti-Girl stepped under the street lamps light.

"RITA!" Mento said in alarm "What are you doing up this late?"

"I could ask you the same question. Steve."

"MUM!" BB ran up to Elasti-girl and hugged her.

"Look Rita I can explain."

"Save it."

"Mum, mum." BB pulled on Rita's skirt almost down trouting her. "Yes."

"Me and Dad just went on the most scariest bus ride ever, It was cool but it was scary at the same time as well!"

"Oh I can imagine."

Mento was waving a flag that had the pictures of a screw and a ball on it Mento was also circling his finger next to his head.

He stopped when Beastboy looked at him.

"I don't ever wan to ride another bus ever again!"

Robot man, in a drunken haze, pulled a man in uniform out of the bushes and threw him into the bus, picked up his beer and walked off."

End of Flash back….

"And I've never been in a bus since." The three guys fondly looked upwards. Then filed into Cy's car and droved of the side of the cliff and off to the 'car shop to buy a fan belt.'

A/N: Weak I know I tried my best, haven't been feeling very funny lately