A/N: Yeah I'm sorry nothing is funny to me anymore especially when you can't look to the upside of stuff.

At The jewelry shop:

"GET OUTTA OUR WAY!" BB yelled as he pushed over vicious news reporters looking for a story.

A news chick wearing pink and had blonde hair ran up to them, microphone ready "Titans!" she yelled to try and get their attention. "Get the hell out of my way fat ass!" she pushed another journalist over.

"This is Hail Galestorm reporting live at Jump city mall." She turned her attention back to the Titans who had a 'WTF!' look on their faces.

"Titans why are you at a jewelry store?" she shoved the mic into their faces.

"Ummmm" Bb said as he looked to the other two guys for help.

"……" said Robin.

"……." Said Cyborg

"Fuck" murmured BB

Then BB got an idea "Hey…. isn't that Ash from poke'mon and OMG IT'S MISTY!"

All the news reporters turned around.

"Hey it is too." Robin said.

"Holy shit!" Cy said unbelieving what he was seeing.

Ash and Misty just stared. Then ran off, but Misty had too much McDonalds (I'm eating McDonalds right now and I'm pretty pissed off because they forgot my sweet and sour sauce THOSE BASTARDS, oh and I don't own it!) and became really fat so she fell over. Hundreds of news reporters ran after them.

"C'mon Misty you fat fuck!" Ash said as he tried to pull her to her feet.

"Just go on with out me." She replied expecting something romantic.

"Really?…gee thanks!" He dropped her and ran off.

"No, NO! You bastard." Misty screamed as reporters swarmed her.

"It a good thing they didn't see us darlings" two police officers from poke'mon giggled as he kissed each of their hands.

"So you two are twins huh?" Brock asked with interest as each one of them giggled a bit more.

"Nice save BB." Him and Cy high fived. (That rhymes)

"Now lets get this over and done with or I might just kill someone."

Slade who was shopping at Farmers (Don't own it) heard him "See we are not so different after all." He accidentally said aloud.

A man shopping next to him looked at him terrified out of his pants. "You're a fucken fagot dude!" And browsed somewhere else.

"Damn" said Slade.

The Titans men of the team had finally finished. BB brought Rae a necklace with a raven dangling off it and a gold ring with a ruby at the center.

Robin brought Star a charm bracelet and a silver ring with a lavender gem in the middle. (Cheapo)

Cy brought Bee a pair of earrings with Bee's on them and a gold ring with an obsidian gem in the middle.

"Perfect!" robin yelled like the cheapo he is.

"Yep." Cy admired his gift for Bee he had brought

"Now can we please get the fuck outta here!"

"Yes."

A/N: I guess that was kinda funny how funny do you think it was on a scale of 1-10?

Anyway, read some of my other fic's too. Oh and I'd like to thank all my reviewers including

'Slythergrl2004.' Who rocks

I'll hear from you later.

Artemis out! I've always wanted to do that! .