Title:The Shoe Is On The Other Foot
Characters: Ishida, Ichigo, Kon
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Bleach and the related characters belong to Kubo Tite. Altoids is a registered trademark that I don't own.

Running plus stairs plus shinigami representative badge plus mod soul inside plushie do not make a good mix. Ichigo, Ishida, and Kon had discovered the hard way.

After a slip, trip, and tumble down some stairs, Ichigo's badge had ended up removing Kon's soul pill from his plushie body during the fall. Then, in the progressing tumble, the pill somehow found it's way into Ishida's mouth.

At the bottom of the stairs, Ishida found himself having an out-of-body experience. Kon was preoccupied with discovering a new body while Ichigo was trying to figure out how to get things back to their rightful way.

"Where's my badge? Kon we gotta get you out of there so Ishida can have his body back!" Ichigo looked around for the artifact that had caused all these troubles.

Ishida gasped for breath as he checked to see if his soul chain was still attached to his body. Kon was busy taking inventory on his new body. He was finding some enjoyment comparing, since there were no real analogies between Ichigo's body and his usual lion plush residence.

"Ishida-I mean Kon, get off me so I can find that badge!" Ichigo complained.

"Holy crap! Ichigo, you wouldn't believe this, but sewing geek has-"

"Stop touching me there! I mean yourself, I mean... DON'T TOUCH." Ishida's soul managed to gasp out a shout before the mod soul said another word.

"What? All I was going to say is that sewing geek has a bigger pe-" Kon was interrupted mid-sentence when Ichigo whacked 'Konshida' upside the head, forcing Kon's soul pill out of Ishida's body's mouth. A large goose egg emerged from the spot on the back of Ishida's body's head where Ichigo had hit.

Ichigo picked up the (slightly damp) pill off the floor while Ishida got his soul back into his body.

"Geez! You didn't have to hit so hard!" Ishida rubbed the swollen lump on the back of his head.

"Couldn't help it! He was pissing me off." Ichigo grumped, and held up Kon's soul pill and his plushie body, contemplating if he wanted to put the nuisance back in a body at that moment.

"Do us both a favor and keep him in an Altoids tin or something for a week. Hopefully by then he'll forget about that." Ishida advised.

"Good idea." Ichigo nodded, and pocketed the soul pill. Maybe he'd get lucky and Ichigo's father would mistake the soul pill for a real Altoid. That would surely teach the Mod Soul a thing or two.