Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans (WHY! bangs head against wall while screaming)
A/N: Heres the next chappie ppl! And I love it! I have written it by myself this time so yeah.Oh and this story kinda contains a sex scene. Well thanks for you reviews ).
"Look what I found in the toilet master!" Hanson exclaimed
"What the fuck is that?" Slade said puzzled.
"It's a knuckle bone sir! What did you eat?"
"The shit you feed me!"
"Well what I fed you didn't look like this!" Said Hanson holding up a pink frilly dress.
"THAT CAME FROM THE FUCKING TOLIET?"
"Why yes it did."
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooookay?" Slade said rolling his one eyes.
There was a long pause of silent ness (ness, ness, ness, ness fades )
"Umm could you fetch me a pen and a piece of paper please Hanson?" Slade was now going to write his list, however he was still puzzled about how the dress got in the toilet, he suspected one of his evil guests he had over for diner.
"Here you are master" Said Hanson while passing over a pen and piece of paper.
"Thank you, you may leave now."
Hanson left the room carrying the dress in his hand, his deformed hand to be more precise. Slade suspected he had swallowed the knuckle bone, as it had disappeared.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bad things I've done………………………" Slade thought to himself, this is how the list ended up.
SLADES LIST:
1: Tried to kill Robin.
2: Stole Robins weed stash.
3: Slept with Robins one and only love Starfire.
4: Tried to take over the world, numerous times.
5: Made Robin wear pink dress.
6: Stole Robins Bed-sheets.
7: Read Ravens diary.
8: Stole Cyborg's porn.
9: Stole Beast Boys porn.
10: Taped over Speedy's entire first season of friends.
11: Took over Tara's mind.
12: Stole a loaf of bread, froze it then used it to rob a bank.
13: Tried to kill George Bush (who hasn't?)
14: Smoked weed on the White house roof.
15: Stole a car from a guy in a wheelchair.
16: Slept with many prostitutes then didn't pay them.
17: Stole homeless guys alcohol.
18: Glued Beast boy's hand to his dick while he was sleeping.
19: Glued Cyborg's hand to his dick while he was sleeping.
20: Stole Ravens collection of dildos then sold them on trade me.
21: Shaved off Tara's hair then sold it on trade me.
22: Stole Jupiter's moon while I was drunk.
23: Stole a 'one legged' prostitutes fake leg.
24: Smashed that old ladies gnome.
25: Blew up the Teen Titan tower.
26: Taped over Hanson's porn.
27: Ate the last dodo bird in existence.
28: Stepped on a dinosaur egg.
29: Crashed my jet plane into the side of the mall.
30: Anal probed the Aliens.
31: Stole someone's liver.
32: Stole the town key.
33: Stole Georges Bushes house keys.
34: Stole Georges Bushes car.
35: High jacked a plane.
36: Stole weapons of mass destruction from terrorist's.
37: Stole Austin Powers's mojo.
38: Ran over a little girls' cat.
39: Ate A little boys goldfish.
40: Robbed Wall-mart.
41: Robbed K-mart.
42: Robbed Pak'n'save.
43: Robbed the warehouse.
44: Shit on the gay guys lawn.
45: Sent a swarm of killer bee's on Robin while he was covered in honey.
46: Drugged Ravens Herbal Tea.
47: Shit in the air vent of the Teen Titans tower.
48: Pissed in Robin's room.
49: Stole fat bastards Chicken.
50: Took off Robins mask.
51: Ate the last Chicken fish in existence.
52: Hid the remote in the Teen Titans tower.
53: Tagged 'Robin is the love of my life' on city hall.
54: Replaced Starfire's mustard with moose piss.
55: Pushed My last servant off Mount Everest.
56: Posed as a high school student to stalk Robin.
57: Drained the world oceans.
58: Married an Asian to keep her in the country.
59: Tried to blow up the moon.
"Wow…………. That's a long list!" Slade thought to himself. He then decided since most of the things on the list were to do with the Teen Titans, he would go there first. He got out of bed and got dressed into everyday clothes, which were jeans, a shirt, and a sweater, which was a turtle neck. He pondered whether to wear his mask or not, not he decided. He folded the list and put it in his pocket, then walked out of his bedroom into the hallway.
"I'm going out Hanson, I may be some time."
"Will you be back in time for diner?" Hanson replied, coming into the room wearing a frilly pink apron.
"Um I'm not sure, put it in the oven if I'm not back in time."
"Ok then, have a nice outing" Hanson said smiling and waving (hey I thought men couldn't multi task, well Hanson is close enough to a woman, well he can cook cant he?).
"Yeah, um see you when I get back." Slade was starting to think Hanson was gay.
It was an all right day, not the best but good. He strode over to his car and got inside. He drove out his long driveway and his gate automatically closed behind him. On his way he stopped off and brought some flowers and mustard for Starfire, some herbal tea and painkillers for Raven, some porno mags and video games for Beast Boy and Cyborg, and a new mask and a news paper for Robin. He then made his way towards the Teen Titans tower.
Slade knocked on the door of the Teen Titans Tower clutching the bags containing the gifts in his hands. He wondered what the Teen Titans would say to him, Robin would mostly likely pull out a gun and hold him at gunpoint, and everyone will try to convince him not to shot him. The door opened and he saw Raven.
"Um hello……….. What are you doing here!"
"Hi, I have come to say sorry for everything I've done to you guys, I want to make it up to you."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE! I GONNA KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Robin screamed.
Raven suddenly raised him 10 feet in the air then dropped him.
"Calm down Robin" Raven said.
"CALM DOWN! HOW CAN I FUCKING CALM THE FUCK DOWN HUH? THIS GUY HAS TRIED TO KILL ME NUMEROUS TIMES AND I HAVE TO CALM DOWN? THAT IS SOME WEAK ASS BULLSHIT!"
"Look Robin, I have come to apologize to all of you, I want to have a fresh start with all of you."
"Alright then, come in" Raven said inviting Slade into the tower.
"Um look I want to spend individual time with each of you to apologize." Slade said to everyone.
"I am going in a room alone with the scum of the earth!" Robin yelled.
"I'll let you bring a gun" Slade said to Robin
"Oh alright then"
Slade kinda did a bit of a happy dance on the spot, and boy did it look gay! He then placed the gifts he bought on the table, and handed them out to their receivers.
"Dude!" BB and Cyborg exclaimed, "This kicks ass!"
"Why thank you friend Slade, I love the beverage of mustard!" Starfire said kindly.
"Oh Jesus I needed these" said Raven holding up the pain killers.
"Um well thank you for your generosity Slade" Robin said with the most fakest smile on his face.
"Ok Robin, I've done the most bad things to you so you should go first,"
"Am I still allowed to bring the gun!"
"Sure, why don't we go to your room then?"
"Ok, follow me."
Robin leaded the way towards his room and opened the door for Slade. This caused him so much agony.
Slade looked around the room, it was full of newspaper clippings, mostly about him.
When Robin shut the door Slade noticed a picture of him in his mask on the door, it had a number of darts through it.
"So robin I made a list and here are all the bad things I've done to you personally, you may talk when I am finished reading."
Slade then read out all the things on the list that involved Robin.
"YOU SLEPT WITH STARFIRE!"
"Yeah, who hasn't slept with her!" Slade said laughing.
"Um how about ME!" Robin said close to tears.
"Oh right, sorry" Slade replied trying hard not to laugh.
Slade stood next to Robin. His hand brushed against Robin's and couldn't help but lean over and kiss him. He was than totally surprised to be kissed back, with tongue. Slade threw his arms around Robin and Robins around Slade.
They then fell over onto the bed, and continued to kiss. They both started to undress and rub up against each other. (A/N: This is some sick shit!)
Outside Robins room………
"What are they talking about?" BB asked.
"I don't know, all I can hear is groans!" Cyborg yelled back.
"GROANS!" Cyborg and BB said together, confused.
"Like groans of pain or (BB Shivered) ……..Pleasure?" BB asked, fearing the answer.
"Well from my experience, I'd say pleasure." Cyborg said Shivering also.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" BB and Cyborg ran away from Robins Bedroom door screaming.
Back in Robins room…………….
Robin and Slade were lying in bed together, Robin was lying on Slade's chest.
"Well as they say, its not the quantity it's the quality." Slade whispered into Robins ear, then gave him a kiss.
A/N: Well there you have it ppl another chappie, another laugh and another shock. I will update soon, I am soooooooo looking forward to writing the next chappie! Remember R&R! Nice comments and ideas welcome!
Lataz ppl
Luv lee-lee
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