A/N: Ok ppl I know I haven't updated as soon as I'd hoped to but a lot of shits been going down so I haven't really had time, ok, ok it's a fucking lie, to be honest I couldn't be fucked, don't hate the player hate the game bro. That makes no total sense but oh well I'm a fucked up person as you all know, well here goes another famous chappie.

Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans, but I will one day, if the toast doesn't get them first, the toast is planning world domination I know it! The green ham is teaming up with it, they have a conspiracy against me I swear! Anyway enough of my bulshit and lets get on with it.

Everyone turned and stared at Starfire, she was on the ground screaming.

"Um Starfire…….?" Raven asked.

"Shizit! (my new word! Spread it around people!) He was mine! I love him! How can Slade, his worst enemy, steal him! I CANT BELIEVE I SLEPT WITH YOU SLADE! YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME! YOU SAID HE WOULD BE MINE!" Starfire screamed.

Slade ran and wrapped his arms around her.

"It's going to be ok" he says as he kisses her softly.

"Hey whats going on! I thought you loved me!" Robin yelled.

"Robin, Robin, Robin, sweetie, I'm a bi-sexual, oh and I have aids."

"SO NOW I HAVE AIDS!"

"Pretty much yeah, sorry I forgot to mention it before I had sex with you, deepest regrets."

"That means I don't want to date your ass then, I don't want aids" Starfire said all gangsterish.

Beast Boy then started to spray everything with Mr muscle (dnt own it, but it smells nice) that Robin and Slade touched.

Even though Robin had just slept with Slade he still was annoyed, it had been his goal forever to sleep with Starfire, but now that he had aids….

Slade then collapsed on the floor in fits of laughter,

"Bro I don't got aids and neither do you, I was just fucking with you."

"IM GONNA KILL YOU! No wait, first." Robin then swept Starfire off her feet and took her towards her room. He then yelled out.

"I'll be free by tomorrow morning!"

Unfortunately Robin was so excited he forgot about the condom and before he could remember he and Starfire had already done 'it'.

A/N: I know this chappie's a lil short but it's a good one, I mean Starfire and Robin parents? Dude! Ok, ok I need reviews otherwise I will not update! Muahahahhahahaha I'm evil! Go me! R&R ppl or I will eat you! Actually I wont but I will hurt the pie!