Kim Possible and Street Hawk: A Hazzardous Sitch p 3

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, Street Hawk or Dukes of Hazzard. Wish I did though.

Meeting the Dukes and A Shocking Development

Bonnie blinks as she sees Daisy Duke in front of her. "Hey, you okay, sugar? You look like you ate something bad."

"No, I'm fine, Daisy. I'm Bonnie Rockwaller." At that, the two ladies shake hands and share a soft smile. "I'm in Hazzard, you say?"

"That's right, Bonnie. Hazzard County, Georgia. So, where ya from?"

"Colorado. Middleton, Colorado."

"Hoo, boy. That's some distance. What brings you here?"

Bonnie had thought about her spin and decides to try it. "Well, I was on my way to an appointment when my vehicle developed engine trouble. I caught a ride with some guy that tried to get fresh with me just outside of Georgia and I scared him off."

"That's awful. Where'd you break down at?" Before Bonnie could reply, a Soprano voice rings out.

"There she is! She's the one that shot me! That ding-danged brunette!" Both ladies turn around and see the same man that was there earlier and had accosted Bonnie. With him is a Sheriff's Deputy. "Enos, arrest her, buddy! She shot me with no provocation at all!"

Daisy asks, "Enos Strate, what in tarnation is going on here?" She can't help but smile at the slim, Caucasian man with regular black hair and a silly smile that arises as he takes in Daisy's features.

"Carl Johnson here was found stumbling along the road, clutching his privates, saying that a woman from Hell had shot him and threatened to finish him off." He then takes a look at Bonnie before adding, "She don't look the type, though, Daisy. I'll just run Carl to Hazzard County Clinic and find out what the deal is."

"All right. Thanks, Enos." Daisy then leans in and gives Enos a peck on his cheek, resulting in a massive blush on the Deputy's face.

'He's just like Ron. Lovable and goofy, yet very brave. I'm sensing fireworks here.' She then grins and waves a derisive good-bye at Carl, who is now screaming obscenities toward the brassy brunette.

"Enos, I'm tellin' you, she shot me!"

"We'll just let the Doctors decide for themselves, Carl. Let's go get you patched up." As Enos and Carl left, Carl is still screaming at Enos.

"Hey, Daisy. We saw the scene with Enos. What happened?"

"Oh, Carl had a case of ruined crotch and blamed it on Bonnie here, Bo. Thinking of, Bo and Luke, meet Bonnie Rockwaller. Bonnie, these are my cousins, Bo and Luke Duke."

Bonnie grins as she takes in the two cousins in front of her. One with blond hair and the other with brown hair. 'These guys remind me of Ron and Hirotaka at the same time. Now I am in good company.'

She then extends her hand and says, "It's nice to meet you."

"Likewise, Bonnie. I'm Luke while this knucklehead here is Bo." Luke smiles as his brown hair is ruffled by Bo, his blond hair waving all over the place. That has both ladies laughing.

Bonnie looks over at Daisy and asks, "Are they always like this?"

"Bo and Luke? Yeah, pretty much. Now, what happened with Carl out there? I know Carl. He may get drunk a lot of the time, but he's no liar. Enos is the same way, only he's the straightest Lawman in Hazzard. Alongside Cletus Hogg, of course."

Bonnie sighs and looks around before whispering, "Just between us girls?" At Daisy's nod, she goes on. "Carl grabbed me, intent on raping me. I pulled out my gun and shot him in his privates."

Daisy then frowns and asks, "Why do you have a gun, Bonnie?"

"The world has changed. So has the rules. To survive, some things have to change as well." Mentally, she adds, 'Being a crime-fighter has gotten to be dangerous. Be it from psychotic villains intent on world conquest or rapists in small towns like this here.'

She then smiles and verbally adds, "Change is good. I changed my viewpoint and gained some new friends, a husband and two beautiful children. What more can a girl want?"

Daisy nods in agreement before saying, "In any case, you might not want to pull out your gun any more while you're down here. Even in self-protection. My family is more into archery than firearms. Especially given the circumstances."

"What happened?"

"My cousins are on Probation. If they even come in contact with, or get close to a gun, they go right to Prison." At Bonnie's shocked gasp, Daisy smiles sadly and adds, "That's our story, Bonnie. In the meantime, why don't you get something to eat? You look about half-starved."

"Yeah, sure." At that, Bonnie looks at the menu and selects some chicken wings. As she eats them, she has to constantly cool her mouth down. When she gets done, she says, "Now that is hot. If Ron were here, he would have fun with these wings. He likes hot food. Especially very hot food."

Daisy grins and asks, "Who's Ron? Is he your sweetie?"

Bonnie smiles and blushes as she replies, "No, he isn't. But he is sweet. He's married to a friend of mine and they have children. Just like I am and I have children."

"I'd like to hear more about them."

"Okay. Just let me check the time right quick." She checks her watch and her eyes bulge out. "Whoa, 6:00 pm. Time sure flies when you're eating. I need to make a call. Is there an empty booth nearby?"

"Yeah, over by the restrooms."

"Thanks."

At that, Bonnie goes to the booth and looks around before sitting down, ensuring she's not being observed. Seeing no one nearby or within earshot, she then opens her handbag and brings out a massive cellphone-like item.

She then turns it on and dials the number for the DOJ's switchboard. Upon getting a connection, she waits for human contact on the phone. She then hears a computer system key up and speak in a flat monotone voice.

"Designation?"

"Whiskey-Bravo-Zero-One."

"Operations Theater?"

"Colorado."

"Connecting."

Shortly, she hears a familiar voice. "Stoppable."

"Go secure." A buzzing is then heard before hearing Ron's voice again.

"Secured. Go ahead, Bon-Bon." A series of excited chattering and cheers is audible on her end, prompting her to smile softly and fondly.

"I'm in Hazzard County, Georgia. Had a hostile encounter with a local male. Defused it in a female manner."

"A shot to the nuts?"

"Affirmative. Here's the kicker. It was the guy that caused the wreck two years ago. Did Sousuke and Kaname make it out okay, Ron?"

"Yeah, they did. They even invited us to their wedding. It'll be after their son is born. In any case, what's your situation? Kirby's been advised as to your being missing. He just called back an hour ago."

"I have no idea. My feet are dry and War Bird is down. I'll have to check it later tonight after the engine's cooled down. I was able to check the avionics and found that the communications and GPS have shorted out. How it happened, I may have an idea. My guess is when the turbine's torque jumped, the sudden surge in power fried them."

"Roger. Any other news we should know of?"

"Yeah. Made some new friends that remind me of you guys. Last name of Duke."

"Roger that, Bon-Bon. Checking computers now. Hmm, according to the readout, there's one listing alone for Duke and it's for Jesse Duke. Commonly known as 'Uncle Jesse' to his neighbors, friends and family. Two nephews and a niece. Beauregard 'Bo' Duke, cousin to Luke Duke. Luke Duke, cousin to Beauregard 'Bo' Duke and Daisy Duke, cousin to both Beauregard and Luke. Legal status, on Probation for manufacture of Moonshine. The nephews constantly run afoul of one Jefferson Davis Hogg, AKA 'Boss Hogg'. He's brother-in-law to the Sheriff there. Sheriff's name is Roscoe Purvis Coltrane." A series of laughs is heard on both ends of the phone.

Bonnie turns her laughter to light giggles before checking again and asking, "What kind of middle name is that? I mean, Purvis? Did his Mother not like him or something?"

"No idea at all, Bonnie. In any case, we'll be leaving at about 0900 hours tomorrow. So get the engine information to us when you can."

"Roger that. I.." Her voice trails off as she feels a hand on her shoulder.

"It's time to go, Bonnie. My shift's over and the boys are driving me home. You're welcome to come with if you like. I'm sure Uncle Jesse would like to meet you."

Bonnie cups the phone's mouthpiece and softly says, "Sure. Just gotta finish up with my call here."

"Okay. We'll be outside in the 'General Lee'. I hope ya can climb in through windows, Bonnie." At that, Daisy leaves Bonnie be, a perplexed look on her face. 'Why does she have that strange-looking phone? Has the world changed that much?'

Bonnie sighs in relief and returns to her conversation. "Roger on that. I'll have to sneak out tonight to find out, though. I just got an invitation to the Duke's residence. I'll contact you guys at 2200, Colorado time, tonight."

"Roger that, Bon-Bon. 2200 hours. See you later."

"Yeah, see you guys later. Bye."

"Bye."

At that, communication ends, allowing Bonnie to turn off the sat-phone and place it back into her handbag. Looking around, she sees other diners staring at her like her head was on backwards.

"What? Can't a lady be cautious in her communications anymore without people nosing into her business?" With that said, she strides purposefully toward the door and to the waiting car.

When she gets to the door, she remembers what Daisy said and asks, "Is the door broken?"

Luke grins and replies, "No. Both doors are welded shut. Part of NASCAR rules."

"Oh. You're race drivers? How exciting." Bonnie grins as she swings her slender legs through the space and into the back seat beside Daisy. "I've so got to tell my friends about this."

Bo grins and starts the engine, resulting in a massive roar of sheer horsepower. "Here we go, Bonnie."

At that, he shifts into reverse and hammers down the gas pedal, causing Bonnie to lurch forward as the 'General Lee' roars backwards and suddenly to the side as he executes a bootlegger turn in reverse. When he shifts into drive, she is pushed back into the seat as the 'General Lee' leaves the parking lot of the 'Boar's Nest'.

However, Roscoe is pulling into the parking lot as the Dukes are leaving and elects to go 'hot pursuit'. "Oh I love it. I love it. Hot pursuit! Gyuk-gyuk!" At that, he turns on his lights and siren and takes off right after them.

Bonnie hears the siren, looks behind them and says, "Bo, you may want to slow down a bit. It seems you caught this guy's attention."

Bo grins and says, "Sorry, Bonnie. Not gonna happen. Besides, this is more like a workout for Roscoe and the 'General'."

Luke grins even wider as he says, "Let's show Bonnie what the 'General' can do along with giving Roscoe a bath."

"Read my mind, cousin." At that, Bo hammers down and makes a beeline for a nearby lake, driving right at it.

Bonnie sees this, gulps and says, "Um, Bo, you're aiming us right toward a lake. Am I mistaken?"

"No, you're not mistaken Bonnie. Hold on tight. Yee-haw!"

Suddenly, the horn plays 'Dixie' as the 'General Lee' jumps across the lake, with Bonnie screaming during the flight. Right behind them, Roscoe tries to copy the jump, but instead the Patrol car winds up in the lake. Once the 'General Lee' has touched down and stopped, all four look behind them. Bonnie, Daisy, Luke and Bo all grin, seeing the hapless Sheriff swim out of his car.

Luke chuckles and says, "He's all right. Those swimming lessons are really paying off for him. Let's go, Bo."

"Right. You okay back there, Bonnie?"

"Yeah, I am, Bo. Now I know what a friend of mine goes through any time he makes a jump like that. It's a rush at the end and it makes you want to do it again. You might say he's something of a daredevil." At that, Bo laughs and hammers down on the accelerator, leaving an angry and wet Roscoe behind.

As Roscoe gets himself out of the lake, he snarls and says, "That's the third time this week those boys sent me into Carter's Lake! I better get Cooter on getting this car outta here, gyuk-gyuk!" He then starts walking. In about fifteen minutes, he sees an impressive sight.

"A helicopter! With machine guns, gyuk-gyuk! This would make for an impressive violation of the Law, gyuk-gyuk-gyuk!" He then walks up the the helicopter and sees the windows are darkened. "I wonder if anyone's inside." Knocking on the window, he says, "Open up, for Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, gyuk-gyuk!"

Getting no response, he grins and reaches for the handle on the door. "If you won't open this door, then I will and I'll cuff you and stuff you, gyuk-gyuk!" When he puts his hand on the handle, he gets a shocking surprise. A surprise consisting of 20,000 volts of electricity coursing throughout his body. Upon releasing the handle, he collapses onto the ground, twitching in severe discomfort.

Back in Middleton, Norman, Ron, Lily and Jessica are waiting in Command Center to hear back from Bonnie as to the status on the helicopter's twin turbines. Suddenly, they get an attempted intrusion alert on the War Bird helicopter.

Norman keys up the helo's various video systems and they all see a man dressed as a Lawman flat on his back at the pilot's side. "Looks like he tried to gain access to the helicopter. Only he got the biggest shock of his life." The others laugh at that and hope that no permanent harm had been done to him. Twenty minutes later, they then see him starting to stir.

The computer, having gained the image the camera transmitted, identifies him as Hazzard County Sheriff Roscoe Purvis Coltrane. The picture shown is of a Caucasian man with curly black hair and a demented-looking smile.

Ron then says, "Smile, Sheriff Roscoe Purvis Coltrane. You're on Team Hawk's Candid Camera." That has the others laughing wildly.

Back in Hazzard, Roscoe gets up from the ground and shakes his head. "Better not do that again. That was a real shocker, gyuk-gyuk!" He then turns away from the helicopter and elects to slowly walk away. "I'd better stake this site out. If the pilot's not here, then whoever it is will undoubtedly return here, gyuk-gyuk-gyuk! Oh I love it, I love it."

Back in Command Center, the group heard Roscoe's statement and Norman decides to beep Bonnie, while hoping she'd still be in range to get the signal.