Kim Possible and Street Hawk: A Hazzardous Sitch p 8

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Bonnie Awakens and a Pair of Faces From the Past

At the Duke Farm, Bonnie awakens and checks the time. "Hmm, 11:35 am. When I doze, I doze."

"Good morning, Bonnie." Uncle Jesse's smiling face comes into Bonnie's blurry focus.

Bonnie smiles back as her eyes focus and she rubs the sleep out of them. "Good morning, Uncle Jesse. Where's Enos at?"

"Oh, he had to go to work today. Some foreign fella's coming today to sign a trade agreement with J.D."

"J.D.?"

"The boys and Daisy know him as 'Boss Hogg'."

"Oh, right. The initials. What's the guy's name?"

"His name's Wally from some other nation, which I never even heard of. Not even once during my tour of duty."

"Hmm, I once met a Wally. He was the Prince of the nation of Rodeghan, no less. A long time ago while I was in school. He was there when Kim and Ron were protecting him from a bunch of Knights intent on fulfilling some whacked-out prophecy. At the same time, we were holding elections for our School Council. As a result, Wally won and learned about... Holy crack! It is him! It's gotta be!"

"How are you so sure, Bonnie? For all you know, there could be a President Wally in every country all over the world."

"True, but my instincts tell me otherwise. It's the same Wally I came across in high school. I better tell my friends, but I think they may be on their way already."

"Let me guess. Your instincts?"

"Yep." At that, she looks out the window and smiles as she sees Bo and Luke doing archery practice. Suddenly, she hears a loud explosion and jumps down to the floor. "What the heck?"

Uncle Jesse could only chuckle as he replies, "That's just the boys with their exploding arrows. Very useful they are, heh-heh."

'Oh great! I'm waiting for my friends to show up and I just happen to take up shelter with a pair of blast-happy lunatics! Even more absurd is that their family accepts it! Yay for me! Norman, Ron, if you guys can hear my thoughts, get your asses down here, pronto!'

Uncle Jesse then snaps his fingers and says, "Why don't you give it a try, Bonnie? It just might help you relieve some stress." Finding herself curious, she shrugs and steps outside, only to cringe when Uncle Jesse yells, "Boys, Bonnie's coming out to try her hand at it! So keep her in one piece! All right?"

Luke nods and replies, "We will, Uncle Jesse!" He then waves his arm Bonnie's way and waves her onward to them. "Ever shoot a bow and arrow before, Bonnie?"

"No, let alone the exploding kind."

"Well, then. You just might enjoy this. Luke, I'll set up a target while you give Bonnie a crash course in using exploding arrows."

"You got it, Bo." As Bo chuckles and moves downrange, Luke gives Bonnie a slightly small lesson. "Pull the string back, aim and release the arrow when you're ready. We also have some crossbows if it'll help."

Bonnie grins as she says, "Now that I can handle. After all, it's just like shooting a standard rifle. Just breathe, relax, aim, and squeeze the trigger."

Luke grins right back at her as he brings up a Barnett crossbow and hands it to her. Her grin goes even bigger when she sees that it has a cocking mechanism on it.

Bonnie then nods and says, "Now this I can like."

Bo comes back up to them and says, "Okay, Bonnie, the target's set up for you."

"Thanks, Bo, Luke. Well, here goes." Bonnie cocks the crossbow and Luke hands her a crossbow bolt with a stick of dynamite strapped onto it. Her eyes go wide as she remarks, "Some time back, I came across a guy that travels with dynamite. Something tells me you guys would get along great with him."

"Yeah? Where's he live?"

"Let's see, he should be back in Japan by now. Both he and his Fiancee. He's a very unique guy, much like Ron is." She then puts the bolt along the railing of the crossbow and sights downrange toward the target. "Okay, light me up."

Once Bo has done so, she calls out, "Fire in the hole!" She pulls the trigger and the bolt flies right to it's target, landing right in the bullseye. Next thing they know, KABOOM! The target and bolt go sky-high at the same time.

Bo calls out, full of glee, "Boom-shakalaka! Now that was a blast!" Bonnie can only nod in deafened amazement as Bo explains, "It'll take a while for the buzzing in your ears to die down, Bonnie."

He then turns his head toward the driveway and scowls. "Oh, great."

Getting her hearing back, Bonnie asks, "What's wrong, Bo?"

"Boss Hogg's coming to visit and he's got an escort, Bonnie."

"What for, Luke?"

"I don't really know, Bonnie. But let's not wait around to find out. C'mon Bo!"

At that, both boys run to the 'General Lee', with Bonnie right behind them. Bo gets into the driver's seat and starts the engine while Bonnie is climbing in through the smaller window.

Once seated, she says, "Let's go, guys." Before Bo can stomp on the accelerator, they hear Boss Hogg's voice on the radio.

"Okay, you Duke boys. I've got a foreign dignitary here that wants to speak with your guest. It seems he knows her."

Luke picks up the mike and replies, "If he wants to talk to her, he can while on the radio, Boss."

"Fair enough, Luke Duke." The radio squawks before another voice comes on.

"Hello, this is former Crown Prince Wally of Rodeghan."

Bonnie sighs and says, "Cut the engine, Bo. It's okay. I know this guy. Luke, could you hand me the mike, please?"

"Sure Bonnie." He then hands her the mike, a concerned look on his face.

"Thanks Luke. Hello, Wally. How are you?"

"Bonnie Rockwaller, is it really you?"

"10-4, it's me. How've you been?"

"I've been doing fabulous. But, why are you here? You're supposed to be in Middleton, being nasty to others."

"Oh that. Well, that was the old me, Wally."

"I heard rumors of Kimberly and Ronald getting together."

"No rumors. Stone cold facts. They're married and have kids together."

"I also heard rumors that Ronald had gotten badly hurt as well."

"More facts. He lost his knee in the line of duty saving Kim."

"I see. Let's step outside so we could see how much we have changed."

"Agreed." Bonnie hands the radio mike back to Luke before climbing out the window.

Inside Boss Hogg's Cadillac, President Wally sees Bonnie climbing out of a bright orange car and asks, "What's wrong with the doors on that car, Commissioner Hogg?"

"Other than being attached to a fast clunker car, nothing. Basically, however, the doors on the 'General Lee' are welded shut. It's the Dukes' racing car." Boss Hogg pulls to a stop behind the 'General Lee', allowing President Wally to step out of the Cadillac. Boss Hogg gets out right after he does so he could take in the sight of the young brunette woman.

He then smiles warmly and says, "Bonnie Rockwaller, I presume."

"Correct. Would I be correct to believe that you are Jefferson Davis Hogg, the County Commissioner?"

"I am, Ms. Rockwaller. But call me 'Boss'. I take it you know the President of Rodeghan already."

"Affirmative, but that was during my 'bitch days', if you'll pardon my French." Bonnie then steps closer and says, "Hello, Wally."

"Hello, Bonnie. What brings you here?"

"I was on my way to an appointment when my vehicle broke down in Arkansas. My friends should be here by today to pick me up."

Intrigued, he asks, "What kind of appointment?"

"Government kind. That's all I'm allowed to say, Wally."

Boss Hogg, being one not to leave well enough alone, demands, "State or Federal?"

"That is on a need to know basis, Mr. Hogg. As far as I'm concerned, you have no need to know, as it has nothing to do with you. Yet. Besides, like I said, it's all I'm allowed to say."

"You're walking on a fine line, young lady. You best watch it."

"Or what, Mr. Hogg? You'll have your loony Sheriff arrest me? I've seen scared people with stronger backbones. He's no Sheriff. He's just a wanna-be wearing a tin star."

Enos, seeing the situation is becoming highly tense, steps forward to keep the peace. "Mr. Hogg, if she says it's not your business, then it isn't. Ms. Rockwaller, could you step over to the side of the house, please? Just to calm down."

Bonnie, astounded by Enos' maturity level, quietly nods and does so, only to turn back in anger when she hears Boss Hogg open his mouth.

"Enos, how dare you take her side? She's not a local! Any business of those passing through here is my business! One more remark like that and I'll fire you!"

"Mr. Hogg, how dare you threaten him like that?" Bonnie snarls at him as she adds, "He's more mature than you are! The next words from your mouth better be an apology to him. Otherwise, I'll call the Federal boys and have them investigate your fat ass."

"Actually, you'll do nothing of the sort." They all turn around and see Francisco, holding a gold-plated .50 caliber Desert Eagle, a sinister look in his eyes. "What you will do, however, is join the other hostages."

"What makes you think I'll do anything of the sort, loser?"

"If you don't, I kill the President of the island of Rodeghan and pin it on you. I've come across some friends of yours, long before 'Team Possible' faded away into obscurity. Because of 'Team Possible', I did time in Prison!"

"Most of Kim and Ron's enemies are either dead, in Prison or have new lives. If you're here right now, you must not have been much of a villain."

"Oh, I was an excellent villain. I did things the right way by minimizing my costs the cheapest way possible. Smarty-Mart! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Bonnie shakes her head incredulously as she says, "You better come up with a really good answer, loser. You see, I'm not exactly familiar with all the villains Kim and Ron went up against. Which 'villain' were you?"

"Ah, you must not recognize me. After all, I don't wear that itchy goatee anymore."

Bonnie's mind clicks at that word. "Goatee? Oh no, this is rich! HAHAHAHA! You're Frugal Lucre? I'd thought you'd be taller, not skinny as hell. HAHAHAHA! When Kim and Ron find out about you, I don't know how they'll react. They'll probably either take their time in stomping you silly or lose bladder control from laughing so much! HAHAHAHA! What's your plan this time? Shut down a town's electrical grid with a bar-code on a bag of carrots? HAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, she feels a massive slap against her jaw and recovers enough to see Lucre flexing his hand.

"I can't stand females that give me lip. Especially former enemies of my enemies. Shego went straight and became a cop while you became 'Team Possible's friend. Or rather I should say the former 'Team Possible'. So tell me, how's Miss Possible doing these days? Or should I say Mrs. Stoppable? I guess his last name is holding true to form after all. The only thing that can stop him was his knee getting destroyed."

Bonnie smiles her barracuda smile and says, "Maybe so. But there's a new hero picking up where they left off at. Or rather, a new team of heroes. Perhaps you've heard of them. Team Hawk."

"Being in Prison, I had no choice but to hear that constant drivel about how good they are. If they are to come here, I would so love to shut them down, very cheaply."

He then glares at President Wally and adds, "Now, Mr. President, I have a different document for you to sign. However, it's the one regarding your resignation from the Presidency. After all, nineteen years of age is much too young for you to be President. Once you have done so, I shall take over and rule the people like they should be ruled. In total and utter fear. Even more, the Knights of Rodeghan have sworn their allegiance and loyalty to me. It seems they don't like the idea of you being President either. Even if you're innocent of your ancestors' wrongdoings."

"I will not sign! As far as I know, the people are a lot happier than all those years ago! If you can't accept that, then shoot yourself!"

Aiming his Desert Eagle at Wally, Lucre smiles evilly as he says, "No. I'll just shoot you. Good-bye, Wallace."

Next thing they know, they hear a massive rumble from overhead and look around confusedly. Yet only Bonnie knows what it actually is.

'Way to go, guys. Now get down here, save Wally and get my ass out of here! So I can kick this loser's ass!'