Kim Possible and Street Hawk: A Hazzardous Sitch p 13
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, Street Hawk or Dukes of Hazzard. Wish I did though.
The News and One Week Later
That night, the story of the rescue at sea is shown on the news. "Earlier today, the War Bird helicopter had received a relayed distress alert during a demonstration of it's capabilities for unknown parties. Upon responding, War Bird returned to shore and picked up Hard Hawk, the newest team member.
The source of the distress alert was later revealed to be a baby boy, about eight months old. The infant has suffered smoke inhalation and would surely have died. However, the baby's parents were not thrilled with the child being rescued. Both parents were arrested and charges are pending according to a statement from the Miami-Dade District Attorney.
Even more, the case could face a complication, as the parents are the lead actors on the soap opera 'Agony County'. But the District Attorney's Office is highly confident with the evidence largely against the actors. Yet, some questions come to mind.
How did War Bird receive the alert if there were no other boats around to relay it? Why did War Bird concentrate on the baby's safety alone? Is War Bird a Mother herself? These questions may never be answered, but they will never stop being asked."
In Hazzard, Roscoe's jaw drops in horror as he thinks about what might have happened to that baby if War Bird hadn't responded. Boss Hogg fumes about it as well, seeing that Lulu had gotten him to watch 'Agony County' with her. Enos and Daisy, well, they were so badly stunned, they couldn't make much sense of it.
When they come out of it, they agree that if they were to have kids, they definitely would not put them in that kind of situation. Daisy then smiles at Enos and asks, "Did you ever think about what would have happened if we had gotten married when we were ready, Enos?"
"Yeah, I think about it every day, Daisy. We would have had about five kids at least, three girls and two boys."
Daisy giggles as she replies, "I would be hoping for six, Enos. Three girls and three boys." She then notices his downcast expression and asks, "Is something wrong, Enos?"
"Sheriff Roscoe asked me to look up a group called the Sho-Da-Kah. When I did, I noticed one thing only. They kill whoever gets in their way. Well, they used to anyway. Now, it's Team Hawk doing the killing of the Sho-Da-Kah's members. I think that group is running scared now, Daisy. Scared and getting very desperate."
"You think they might go after Boss Hogg? To strike a deal with him?"
"It's possible, Daisy. But, Sheriff Roscoe told me that he had already informed Mr. Hogg about what the situation is. I think Mr. Hogg has some ideas on what to do about the Sho-Da-Kah. That is if they show up around here at all."
"Well, they better stay out of Hazzard, then. When Hazzard has you, Roscoe, Cletus and Boss Hogg, along with Bo, Luke and me, they won't stand a chance."
In Miami, the Hospital is abuzz with activity on both the parts of the reporters and two of Team Hawk's members. War Bird had landed on the Hospital's roof to take off without interference of those on the ground. As Hospital Security escorts the team members through the Neonatal-care unit, the reporters are pushed back by the Security as they take pictures of the two members in helmets and their bodysuits.
"What is your purpose here tonight?"
"Are you going to adopt the baby you rescued?"
The questions keep on coming until the door to the baby's room closes. One of the helmeted figures nods and the other nods right back, closing the blinds after doing so. Once the blinds are closed, they both remove their helmets, given that the door does not have a window and is locked.
Bonnie smiles at Hirotaka as they both step closer to the baby's temporary crib. The Doctors had informed them upon arrival that he's expected to recover fully.
"Isn't he beautiful, Hirotaka?"
"He certainly is, Bonnie. But, our babies would blow him out of the water. Of course, I'm afraid I'm biased toward them. Nonetheless, whoever takes him in would surely find their lives enriched by the experience."
Bonnie nods in agreement and sniffles as she softly says, "I still find it hard to fathom, honey. Yeah, sure, babies cry at night. But, that's the way they are. It simply doesn't justify what they tried to do to him."
Hirotaka nods, takes her into his arms from behind and replies, "Indeed it doesn't. Why don't you say hi to him? It might be a good opportunity for you since he's asleep and you needn't worry about him recognizing you later on."
"Yeah." At that, he releases his gentle embrace and she steps forward to him. "Hi, little one. I'm Bonnie. That's all you're going to know about me, other than my friends and I saved you. You're going to be all right, baby." The infant kicks out it's foot, letting out a slight sound. "I'm guessing you want to be held, just to be reassured."
She then steps forward, gets a look at his face and sees the infant's eyes are wide open, with a smile on his face. "You little sneak. You wanted to see me, didn't you?" She can't help but giggle softly as she lifts the infant out of the crib.
"The Doctors say you're going to be all right and very soon, you'll be on your way to a nice couple I met. Yes, you are. Yes, you are." Walking over to a chair, she softly sits down and puts the infant's head on her left shoulder.
"I know it's supposed to be your Mommy doing this, but she and your Daddy did a very bad thing. So she can't. But, they won't ever do it again. It seems they hate each others' guts. One day, they'll wind up old and alone, just like a friend of mine once told me I'd be if I wasn't nicer. So, here's what I want you to do from now on. 'Never be normal'. Being normal is too bloody boring. If anyone tells you that you can do anything if you're normal, always remember that even those that are not 'normal' can do anything as well.
Also, be nice, sweet and, above all of this, loyal. Be loyal to your friends, no matter how much it hurts. There will come times when people will pretend to be your friends, only to later betray you. They'll only be with you to boost their popularity, only to leave you with nothing. Luckily, that hasn't happened to me. But, I once knew a kid, long ago, that was horribly betrayed. He didn't survive their betrayal.
Here's another one for you. Always be on your guard. You don't have to be vicious, just play your cards close to your vest. You'll see what I mean by that, one day." She then lifts the infant off of her shoulder and smiles when she sees he had nodded back off.
Amused, she rolls her eyes and softly says, "Oh great. I give you the best possible lecture and you simply had to sleep right through it. Oh well. Undoubtedly, they'll tell you the same things I did. On that note, let's get you back into your little crib here. Yes."
She then softly chuckles as she gets up from the chair, kisses the baby on his cheek as she steps toward the crib and softly puts him back down. "Good night, little guy." Covering the infant back up with the blanket, she softly tucks him in before returning to Hirotaka's side.
"Honey, let's wait for after the twins' first birthday before we go for another baby."
"Okay, Bonnie. What shall we name the new baby when we're ready? Rufus?"
Bonnie snorts softly as she reaches for her helmet and replies, "I can't believe you just asked that. It would certainly be fitting. Rufus Lee Rockwaller. Oh dear, I just realized something." Bonnie then puts on her helmet in time to conceal her smirk.
"What's that, honey?" Hirotaka does the same before opening the blinds.
"When Sousuke Jr. is born, that'll make the elder Sousuke a Sr."
"Isn't that the way it goes at times, Bonnie?"
"Yes, but I guess since you weren't around when we faced off against the Consortium, I'd better tell you about the epiphany I just had."
"What's that?"
"I took an SSS and an SSJ out with the guns that night. With Sousuke and Kaname having a baby boy, naming it after him, you do the math."
"A new SSS and SSJ."
"Yeah. I just hope they don't decide to take up villainy. Yet, I can't help but wonder if Sousuke can sing."
The couple then leave the room and go back up to the roof when she suddenly shivers.
"Honey, are you okay?"
"If he's anything like his old man, he'll be just as good. In Karaoke bars."
In Japan, a man is in the shower singing and his Fiancee is softly laughing as he sings. 'He may not sing very well, but he's an excellent Soldier.' She then strokes her belly and softly says, "When you start speaking, first thing I'm doing is giving you singing lessons. Your Father can teach you everything else that he knows about."
"Kaname?"
"ACK! Sousuke! Next time I talk to Luke, I'm going to ask him about your birthday. So I can get you a bell for you to wear when you're home." She then wraps Sousuke in a warm embrace and slightly jerks when she feels movement within her womb.
"Kaname!"
Kaname smiles up at Sousuke, takes his hand, puts it onto her four month belly and says, "He moved again, Sousuke. Our baby moved again." A minute later, Sousuke feels it too. "Doesn't it feel wonderful?"
"I can't quite describe it. This is still very new to me too, Kaname. Yet, it's not an unpleasant sensation I'm feeling."
Kaname softly smiles as she kisses Sousuke and says, "We'll get you ready yet, Sousuke."
"Hmm, affirmative."
A week later in Hazzard, Roscoe and Enos are getting back into town when they see a surprising sight. Five 2006 Dodge Charger Patrol cars with Hazzard County Sheriff markings, equipped with blue-red LED light-bars and souped-up engines. As both men look at the new cars, Boss Hogg comes out with a smile on his face. A smile of sheer pride, not greed or selfishness.
"Well, Roscoe, looks like someone up there likes you. The County now has new Patrol cars. But, what'll we do with the old ones?"
"Are we going to do 'Hoggonomics' like we did when we used horses, Boss?"
"No, we're not, Roscoe. In fact, instead of junking them, we can give them to Cooter and he can do something with them. I'll talk to him about it. Now, you, Cletus and Enos take the new Patrol cars and put them through their paces. Meanwhile, I'll see about some things. Particularly getting the Dukes off of Probation. Something tells me we'll be needing them and their driving skills. Matter of fact, they'll be the perfect ones to pace you guys. HAHAHAHA! They can give the new Patrol cars a good workout and make the cut. After all, if you can't catch them, they might as well be on the side of Law and Order. What better allies than those that had been in trouble with the Law since the day they were born?"
Roscoe, Enos and the just now coming out Cletus smile, nod and go to the new Patrol cars. As three super-charged engines roar, Boss grins as he steps to the sidewalk and yells, "When I drop my hand, go!" On cue, the cars split, leaving a smiling Boss Hogg behind. 'Sho-Da-Kah, you'd be best advised to not come here. Otherwise, our guys would wipe the pavement with you.'
Shortly, the new Patrol cars reach the Duke Farm and Roscoe sounds the siren. He chuckles when it makes a sound like someone hiccuping. Inside, Bo and Luke are getting ready to go for a drive when they hear it.
"What in tarnation?"
"Got me, Bo. Let's check it out." Both boys then go outside and see three new Patrol cars, lights flashing. Luke can't help but grin as he leans down into Roscoe's window and says, "Looks like you got some new wheels, Roscoe."
"Indeed we do, Luke, gyuk-gyuk. We've got two more in town. You fellas interested in helping us break these new Patrol cars in? Gyuk-gyuk!"
Bo grins as he replies, "We're up to it as long as you can keep them out of Potter's Lake or crashing into each other."
Cletus grins right back as he says, "That's why we came here. You're the expert race drivers. In fact, Cousin Boss might have some news for you if you make the cut."
"What kind of news, Cletus?" Luke is intrigued, as is Bo.
"Well, I'm not really allowed to say, guys. But Sheriff Roscoe has some interesting information as well. He briefed me about it last week."
"Was it about the Sho-Da-Kah, Enos?"
"It sure was, Luke. I'm guessing Daisy told you guys."
"Yeah, she did. Last night. She had a nightmare, a very bad one."
"I'm not gonna ask about it, Bo. If it's that bad, it just might distract me just knowing what had happened."
The five men are in silence until Roscoe breaks it, saying, "We could really use your help, boys. You know that Boss Hogg is greedy, but he does have his scruples. Ill gotten gains is one thing, but he will not accept blood money. You know this. The Sho-Da-Kah makes it's deals with blood money. If we combine strengths, we can stop them if they show up here, gyuk-gyuk."
Bo and Luke share a look, grin, nod and Bo says, "Let's see what them cars are made of!"
"Yee-haw!" At that, Bo and Luke race to the 'General Lee', with Bo sliding across the hood to the driver's side. Once the boys are inside, the 'General Lee' takes off like a shot, with the new Patrol cars in 'Hot Pursuit'.
Luke looks behind them, smiles and picks up the mike, saying, "Okay, Roscoe, Enos and Cletus, here's the drill. You're to make like we're the Sho-Da-Kah. Since they probably won't drive like us, be ready for surprises on our part."
"10-4, guys, gyuk-gyuk."
"Okay, Bo. Let's do this."
"Right, Luke."
At that, the 'General Lee' puts the new Patrol cars and their drivers through their paces. Executing bootlegger turns and abrupt turnarounds, they're able to give them a good workout. When they get to Potter's Lake, the 'General Lee' jumps over it while the Patrol cars go around it, not eager to chance it.
"Okay, playing it safe, that's very good, guys. But, the Sho-Da-Kah might get a shot off at you as you go around the lake. Next time, try a jump. The element of surprise can always work in your favor or your enemy's. Always try to make it work to your advantage. Given your engines, I'd say about 120 miles per hour should do it."
"Copy, Luke. We'll get it at the next pass, gyuk-gyuk." The others return that sentiment as they make another high speed pass. When the 'General Lee' jumps again, it's horn plays 'Dixie'. Enos' Patrol car is the first to jump, it's siren sounding very much like Roscoe's.
Surprisingly enough, he makes it. "Whoo, possums in a gum-bush! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Cletus is next and he pulls it off as well. As does Roscoe. When all four cars are stopped, they all get out to examine the engines. To their surprise, the engines on the new Patrol cars are still intact, given the jostling they had been through.
Roscoe smiles and says, "Thanks for the workout, boys. Same time tomorrow?"
"You bet, Roscoe. Maybe I'll even let Luke drive, see how well he does." At that, they all laugh as they get back into the vehicles and head for home.
In Miami, the Customs Office had rendered it's decision, along with the other Agencies. Given that the War Bird can be used for both kinds of operations, they approved of it. They promised Norman that when the time came, they'll be ready to endorse the equipment. The Coast Guard even found the report of the new Pontoon Missile to be quite stirring and endorsed it as well.
The baby from the burning cabin cruiser was given an affectionate nickname. 'Smokey' was released from the Hospital with a clean bill of health and into the custody of War Bird on transportation detail to 'Smokey's 'Pilot Family'. This day, he would be going to his new home.
War Bird clutches the carrier seat's handle proudly, treating 'Smokey' like he was her own. As she enters the helicopter, she nods at the Doctors and Nurses that took care of the baby. Strapping the seat down in the seat beside hers, she can't help but coo at the infant in her care.
"You're going for a helicopter ride today, baby. A ride to your new home. If all goes well, it just might wind up being a permanent home for you."
She then closes her door and powers up the twin Lycoming turbines. Once the rotary speed is high enough, she lifts the attack helicopter off of the ground, flying overhead the news vans gathered at the front of the Hospital.
"How do you like that, 'Smokey'? You're famous already."
As she flies, she recalls the events of the past three days. 'Smokey's parents had tried to weasel their way out of the charges against them by claiming 'Monetary Immunity', but the Judge and the DA wouldn't have it. The case's Trial was set for three months from that date and, with the evidence from War Bird's camera, the State was guaranteed a slam-dunk conviction of the two.
The Judge at the Hearing was even quoted as saying, "If I had my way, I would put you both in cells with inmates that were abused as children. However, you're supposed to live until your Trial date comes up and throughout your sentences upon conviction." The resultant odor from the Defendants was enough to clear out the Courtroom while the Judge and Bailiff donned gas masks.
"Is it just me, or does it scare the stuffing out of them all the time?"
"I'd say it's the latter, your Honor. But, I'm sure you made your point."
After the Hearing, they were remanded into full Custody of a coed Correctional Facility for non-violent offenders that had just opened up, allowing both of them to see the reactions on both sides of the gender line at the same time.
Their first night there, they were treated to a ritual known as a 'Blanket Party', in which they would be strapped down tightly on their bunks while their respective cell-mates slammed sock-covered bars of soap against their bodies.
Not surprisingly enough, not only were their cell-mates there as non-violent offenders, they were also abuse victims as children. They simply wanted to greet the new arrivals the way they would greet the ones that abused them if given the opportunity to do so. Some of the slams even made contact with their heads, as their cell-mates didn't think highly of their performances on 'Agony County' or as parents.
The next morning, the two new prisoners, sporting bandages around their mid-sections and bruises on their eyes, saw the Warden. Who so happens to be a Mother herself, given that she has pictures of her children and grandchildren on her desk in front of her. She told them that in no uncertain terms that they are to think about the baby they nearly killed.
"It's your reason for being in here. If we had one in here, or two, you would both be sitting in the electric chair. With a fellow inmate on each switch, ready to pull upon my command. If you knew how many people in here would want to pull the switch, you will wish that you didn't even think about killing that baby. As there would be a line, right from the execution chamber all the way to past the entrance gate. Even more, every single one would get a chance, pull the switch and fry you, even after death. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they were to dance the Conga while chanting 'We're gonna fry the wackos, we're gonna fry the wackos'. Right now, there's a pool going on as to who dies first. Either as a suicide or a fatality on the part of a prisoner. Right now, Miss Wagner, the odds are that you will be the first to die."
Miss Wagner can't hear anything else, as she had fainted and fallen flat onto her back while seated in the chair. Three hours later, she woke up in her cell, sporting more bruises. That night, she cried regretfully over her selfishness as she prepared herself for death.
On a piece of paper, she wrote, 'Whoever is assigned to look after him, please cherish him. I regret my actions that day and hope to be forgiven by God.' Two hours later, her corpse is discovered, her wrists slit.
Mr. Shepard, the actor, had gotten a shiv in his back and stomach in the shower the day after her corpse was discovered. He tried appealing to the money-hungry portions of the ones that stabbed him, but shortly discovered they had no interest in money. Only blood. Like Miss Wagner, he was found dead two hours later.
That night, the news showed the story about the actors' deaths. Reactions of the globe were varied. Some were sad their favorites were imprisoned and dead, some were outraged over their behavior when it came to the baby and some were just plain numb with shock. Even the producers and directors had an opinion over what had happened. However, they blamed Team Hawk for the actors' deaths, saying that if War Bird hadn't rescued the baby, the actors wouldn't have died.
An enraged Marjorie Mullins promptly went up to the studio in person and slugged every single one of them with her opinion of the actors. She was quoted as saying, "If you hadn't noticed, those snobs tried to kill that baby for no good reason. What War Bird did, she'd do again, even if the results were the same. In our line of work, we save innocent lives. The baby is an innocent. It's only crime was being born to uncaring people."
Bonnie snaps back to the present and smiles at the baby beside her, cooing at it. "I'm sure you'll be happier with Daisy and Enos, baby. They're good people." An hour and thirty minutes later, the War Bird helo is over the Duke Farm and starts landing.
Once she lands, Bonnie lowers her helmet's visor, grabs the handle on the seat and opens the door, being sure to cover the baby's face to keep debris away from it. She runs through the dust cloud and sees the farmhouse, along with the 'General Lee' and one of the new Hazzard County Patrol cars.
'Hmm, must be Enos'. I hope he likes it.'
Inside the Duke Farm, Enos and Daisy are planning their wedding when Enos' ears suddenly perks up at the sound of a helicopter's engine. "I heard that before, Daisy. It sounds like it's in the front yard."
"Let's see what it is, Enos." At that, they both go to the door, Daisy opens it and they both see a helmeted figure wearing a suit of some kind and carrying a car seat for a baby.
Right behind the figure is a black helicopter, it's blades still rotating strong.
"Deputy Enos Strate and Miss Daisy Duke?" They both nod at the distorted voice before the figure goes on. "You have been selected to be part of a pilot program designed to help newly engaged couples get first hand experience at the joys and perils of parenthood. Acceptance or declination is optional. What say you?"
Enos looks over at Daisy and see her smile softly. He then nods and asks, "Would it be all right if we had a look at the baby?"
"Affirmative." The figure steps forward and places the seat down on the porch. "He has a nickname, courtesy of the Doctors and Nurses who had treated him. 'Smokey'. However, I think you guys can find a much better name for him."
Enos nods as Daisy goes down to examine him. "Oh, Enos! He's so cute." Her eyebrows then shoot up as she adds, "Wait a minute. Is this the baby from that burning cabin cruiser in Florida?"
"It is, Miss Duke."
"Are you the one that rescued him?"
"I'm one of them. I flew while Hard Hawk did the rescue. I'm War Bird."
Enos kirks his head and asks, "Do I know you from somewhere? I could have sworn we had met before."
"Another lifetime, perhaps, Deputy. But, as far as I know, we haven't met. Not at any time in the past. I would have remembered meeting you guys." Enos nods in agreement as he looks over at Daisy and sees her smiling.
"He's just like Mary Kay's baby, Enos. A real cutie pie."
"Who's Mary Kay?"
"She's an old friend of ours, War Bird. Her Father-in-law had her declared an unfit Mother just because she was from Hazzard County." Enos nods and takes it from there.
"You see, she had married a tycoon's son. When her husband died, his Father had her declared unfit. Just because our economy in Hazzard is basic doesn't mean we can't take care of our families."
"Let me get this straight. Mary Kay came from a family without material wealth and fell in love with a man from a family with material wealth. One would think that being a good person is enough, but not in the old man's case. Right?"
"Very good, War Bird. Eventually, he realized the error of his ways and allowed Mary Kay to live here in Hazzard with her baby boy."
"What's she doing now, Deputy?"
"Right now, she's working at the Hazzard County Orphanage. Her little boy is teaching school right here in Hazzard, the seventh grade class." Daisy then looks at Enos and adds, "Let's do it, Enos."
"Okay, Daisy." He then nods and extends his hand, saying, "We accept, War Bird."
"Ah, excellent. I have your papers right here in my suit's thigh pocket. If anyone asks, just tell them you were selected for a pilot program that just started up."
"You mean, we're the first ones?" Daisy's eyes are brimming with tears as Enos takes the paperwork from War Bird's hand.
"That you are, Daisy. Well, it's been great, but I gotta get back to my base. See you folks around." War Bird then waves as she runs back to the still-running helo and gets in before closing the door.
Enos and Daisy wave as the helicopter lifts off of the ground and flies to parts unknown. Enos then turns to the tiny bundle in Daisy's arms and asks, "What'll we name him?"
"I'm thinking Enos Strate Jr for after we're married, Enos. For now, we'll just call him 'Smokey'. In a way, it's kinda cute. Just like he is while you are handsome."
"Aw Daisy. Ding-dang." At that, Enos and Daisy kiss as they go inside, 'Smokey' in Daisy's arms, and go to the living room couch.
In the sky above Georgia, Bonnie lifts her helmet's visor, smiles and says, "Let the healing begin. Be well, little one. And try not to drive them too crazy." At that, War Bird flies throughout the day and into the night as it reaches Middleton.
Sky Base and the others had returned earlier in the day and are awaiting War Bird's arrival at Command Center. "Command Center, this is War Bird. Delivery made and package was accepted. I'm in the neighborhood now."
"Roger that, War Bird. Opening roof access now." Norman hits the sequence for the roof access to open and they all wait to see War Bird touch down. Two minutes later, they all see the black helicopter descend onto the floor of the complex. Waiting until the blades stop rotating, Norman closes the roof access as they wait.
When the pilot's door opens, they see Bonnie step out, her helmet in hand and a smile on her face. "I can't say as I've ever had such a moving experience before. But, nothing can possibly be more moving than being a human stork." At that, she starts giggling and turns it into laughter, with the others following right behind.
Kim then smiles and calms her laughter down to chuckling as she says, "We heard from Sousuke and Kaname. They had written us a letter and included their friends. It was waiting for us when we arrived at home. Care to see?"
"As you would say, K, please and thank you." That gets them all going again. Kim then puts her hand to her belly, a smile on her face. "You okay, Kim?"
"I'm fine. But the babies have kicks like a mule's. I'm sure Jane's feeling the same thing about now."
"I am, Kim." She then smiles and says, "I don't know about you, but I'm wiped out, Norman. Can we go home now?"
"Sure Jane. Hirotaka, Jessica and Ron, you're on duty tonight. Lily, go on home and get some rest. Bonnie, could you take Kim home to their kids, please?"
"Sure, Norman. Come on, K."
"Right, Bonnie. Thinking of, I need to send a reply letter to Sousuke and Kaname. Since you had an adventure of your own, you get to do it."
Bonnie nods and laughs as they get into Bonnie's sports car. "Yeah. I can just imagine Sousuke straightening the curves and flattening the hills with his graceful antics." As Bonnie drives, she tells Kim all about what had happened while she was in Hazzard.