Kim Possible and Street Hawk: A Hazzardous Sitch p 14
Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible, Street Hawk or Dukes of Hazzard. Wish I did though.
Bonnie's Letter and First Night
"Dear Sousuke and Kaname, I hope this letter finds you both well. I think you guys have interesting friends. I hope that Mr. Barkin doesn't hear anything like that over here. He just might make his way to Japan to give Sousuke Detention for his antics. As for the Arm Slaves, we'll have to wait and see, Sousuke. If all goes well, though, we'll be able to return to Merida Island.
In the meantime, I'd like to address your friends. Kyoko, Kaname's lucky to have a friend like you. Sousuke training the rugby squad to be bloodthirsty, not a pretty picture from the sounds of it. But, I guess the other school's team had it coming. You sound like a very nice girl. I hope Shinji works out for you okay. Shinji, one thing you should avoid is making Kyoko blush, you nut! Even more, what were you thinking stealing Kaname's panties? Just because the older students have your negatives doesn't mean you have to shoulder the burden alone. Even more, were you trying to get Sousuke killed?
Maya, I know exactly how you feel about injuries and broken hearts. My heart was broken when my Father left us and I had been injured until I started healing on the inside. When I say injured, I mean nasty and mean to others. Mizuki, you sound like I used to be. Vicious, vindictive and nasty. I hope Issei can handle you. I know about what you mean when it comes to changing people. Kim once tried that with Ron by giving him a very fancy haircut. Needless to say, it may have boosted Ron's self esteem, but he wasn't the same goofball.
Issei, one of life's hard lessons is sometimes, you'll come across an enemy that doesn't fight by the rules of combat. Sousuke learned that lesson long ago from the sounds of it. If engaged in battle, you have to be ready to fight dirty. At times, it's the only thing that'll keep you alive. Ono-D, I'm not even gonna ask about how Sousuke misconstrued what Shinji told him. Of course, with Sousuke's mind working differently from other people, it can be understood how he read it like that.
Ren, I'm glad you made it through the Full Monty Bacteria. It must have been a mess for all of you to go through. Yet, somehow, I can't help but wonder if it'll be fun or a total disaster if it were to happen here. Atsunobu, are you sure you're not related to Sousuke? I mean, Sousuke's a great guy to be around, but you have more wisdom than most people our age. I'm glad you were able to help Sousuke in getting Kaname out of the spot she was in.
I hope that's not all the memories you guys have about Sousuke. Well, I'll head back over to Sousuke and Kaname. Have fun and stay out of trouble, as much as possible anyway.
Sousuke and Kaname, I heard that you hoped I was all right after I had gotten that beep. Well, let me tell you guys what that beep was about. It seems the Department of Justice had arranged a demonstration of the War Bird's capabilities for the Customs Office and the Coast Guard. It was supposed to have been in Miami Florida the day after I arrived there.
But, like battle, things do have a way to go sideways at times. During the flight, I had turbine trouble and had to set down in Hazzard County Georgia. It's a small community where time just seems to stand still. Unless of course, you're part of the Duke family. And I mean as in unless, as those guys are constantly on the move.
They have a racing car named the 'General Lee' and it is fast as hell. I even had the opportunity to ride and jump in it with them over a lake. Let no one tell you otherwise. Jumping over lakes, if done properly and quickly, can be fun and scary at the same time.
Later that night, I did an alien routine on the Sheriff there, as he had seen the War Bird long before my rounds could have been effective, as they can only wipe out five hours of memory. The next day, I got to shoot an exploding arrow into a target and blew it sky-high. Something tells me that Sousuke would get along great with Bo and Luke, as they use dynamite on their arrows!
However, I came across an old friend and an old foe of Kim and Ron's. The former Prince Wally of Rodeghan and Frugal Lucre, the world's cheapest and cheesiest villain. He had planned to abduct and kill Wally just to take over Rodeghan and rule it with an iron hand of terror. Luckily, his plan was thwarted when Ron and Jessica showed up and kicked up a dust cloud.
Long story short, Ron used a new missile launched from Street Hawk's cowl to save Lucre when we learned he couldn't swim, I dropped Lucre at a Deputy's side and gave the Sheriff one more performance. I told him about the Sho-Da-Kah and how they buy their way into local politicians. Surprisingly enough, the Sheriff told me that the County Commissioner is greedy as hell.
Yet, at the same time, the County Commissioner has scruples, as he reportedly won't accept blood money. Which means we would have a slight ally in the County Commissioner in Hazzard.
Well, that day, Jessica and I left Hazzard and flew the rest of the way to Miami, where Jessica was officially welcomed to the team by the Director for the DOJ, even though he's not in charge of the member roster.
The next day, I did the demonstration. It was going very well until I heard a baby's cries on the microphones. I picked up Jessica and flew out to the scene. Upon our arrival, I saw the most horrifying sight. Two adults swimming away from a burning cabin cruiser. Jessica dropped a raft to them and I asked them about the baby.
To my revulsion, the man told me that they were alone with no baby. I turned up the gain in time to hear the baby crying. I dropped Jessica onto the cruiser's deck and she rescued the baby. Upon our return to shore, the baby was taken to the Hospital and the parents were taken to Jail. Of course, by the time you get this letter, you'll have already heard about the Miami fiasco.
However, I'm pleased to report that the baby is healthy and with a nice family that'll be having the name of one of the Deputies down there. I sure hope they can handle it. Of course, Daisy Duke and Enos Strate are very good people. A bit rural perhaps, but they're good people nonetheless. I'll tell you guys more on your wedding day, so until then, see you guys later.
Bonnie Marie 'War Bird' Rockwaller".
In Hazzard that night, Enos is sleeping in the chair in the Dukes' living room when he hears the baby crying. Softly smiling and groggily, he gets up and heads for the crib in the middle of the room.
"Hey, little guy. Don't you sleep? C'mon up here, you. That's it, come up to Papa Enos." Enos softly chuckles as he lifts the baby out of the crib and gets a look at him. "Are you hungry? Possums in a gum-bush, you done ate already. Maybe you need your diaper changed. Phew, we have a winner. You are a ripe one."
As Enos changes the diaper, Daisy comes out of her room wearing her T-shirt and short-shorts to watch Enos at work. When he's done, she softly smiles as he nestles the baby into his shoulder as he carries the infant around the room.
"Enos Strate Jr. I like the sound of that, don't you?" As the baby giggles, Daisy can't help but giggle as well as she walks toward Enos.
"How's it going, Enos?"
Enos turns around, smiles, and replies, "It's going okay now, Daisy. He just needed a diaper change. Hey, you wanna go to Mama Daisy for a while? You do? Okay, here she is." Daisy can't help but laugh as Enos hands her the baby.
"Enos, you're too much. But, you're also a good influence. So, how was the driving lesson with Bo and Luke?"
"I'm hoping the Sho-Da-Kah doesn't have any drivers like them. Because the 'General Lee' could be a valuable asset, just like Bo and Luke would be. Their driving skills are virtually unmatched by outside drivers. Well, aside from that dune buggy last week. Of course, we had the old Patrol cars then, not the new ones."
Daisy softly smiles as she carries the baby back over to the crib and lies him back down, being sure to give Enos a good view of her rear end. "Good night, baby." She then turns around and asks, "Did you like the view, Enos?"
Enos can only nod as Daisy pulls him in for a passionate kiss.
Meanwhile, in the Pacific Northwest, a man is arriving on a fishing trawler. "See you next month, Sam."
"You got it, Greg. Stay out of trouble."
"You too, Sam."
As the trawler pilot makes his way out of the docks, Sam turns around in time to see a strikingly attractive woman in a wetsuit climb out of the water, mask and fins in hand. At her heels is a sea lion. Sam snorts incredulously as he makes his way over to them and looks the woman up and down before speaking his mind.
"You're a loser for caring about a no good sea lion."
The woman grins and replies, "Up yours, asshole. Come on, Norman." The sea lion barks in agreement as the woman walks away, a smug smile on her face, with the sea lion at her heels.
Sam growls and says, "No one spites me. Not even her." At that, he turns around and makes his way to his house boat.
Author's Notes: That's it for this story. I'll be submitting this in conjunction with the second chapter of 'Seven Months'. If you want to see Sousuke and Kaname's letter to Team Hawk, please go over to the second chapter of 'Seven Months'. Get ready for an explosive story for next time around in the 'KP and SH' Storyline. You'll see what I mean by explosive. So, on that note, have fun and stay out of trouble.