AN: Next chapter will be the 6 month mark. This chapter is set 2 weeks after the 3 month mark, and 3 weeks after Emily got home. A lot had to be covered, that's where there's 20 chapters just for 3 weeks. But hopefully I can get things moving more.
It was finally day 7. The day for JJ to be coming home. Everyone was excited. The kids had only been to see JJ over the weekend. She wanted them to stick to their routine during the week. So she settled for evening facetime calls before they went to bed. The weeks had gone well. There had been no complications with the surgery. Everything was healing, both incision sites had been checked. No infection. JJ due to her frequent seizures was still hooked up to the EEG machine and heart monitor. While she was here they wanted to test her as much as possible. The doctors had noted how already the smaller seizures JJ was having before the grand mal seizures were decreasing as the medication entered her system. It took 2 weeks for it to fully be in her system, so they hoped by the 2 week mark they would hopefully be fully gone. It would just be the grand mal they had to tackle but the doctors had an idea what to try. There were plenty of different drug combinations for their patient to try.
Emily had been with her wife since 9. She had a small seizure which had put them off taking off any machines. For another hour. But as 10 came around the EEG and heart monitor was removed. Although her IV and cannula were still in. Emily was pretty grossed out by the pee bag still attached to JJ's leg. She had been lucky enough to have not needed one in the surgery's she had. It was being removed soon but Emily held JJ's arm keeping her shaky legs steady as they paced the room. JJ was anxious about the removal. Apart from her gynaecologist who had to give her something to calm her, no one had been down there while she was alert.
"Emily please ask them if I can take it out myself. They just have to tell me what to do. Or you do it. I trust you." JJ begged as she continued to pace back and forth with Emily keeping her up right.
"Babe if I could I would. Unfortunately, they have to do it. Neither of us are trained in this. I'll talk to them about giving you something to calm your anxiety or even make you sleep for a few minutes while they do it." Emily raised an eyebrow. She couldn't believe how much anxiety JJ was having this far on. She hoped her wife would deal with this soon. She hoped she could help her wife move past it soon.
The younger woman paused her pacing to stop and look at the ceiling shaking away any tears, then they continued. "This is so embarrassing." JJ spoke. "I wish I didn't feel this scared about it. It's so stupid. I just don't want people to look or touch."
"You had three kids JJ." Emily hoped this would ease the woman before her.
JJ smacked Emily's arm lightly. "I had one birth; the rest were sections."
"That's not what I was talking about." Emily laughed. "The eggs and sperm didn't fly into you. They got in there somehow."
The blonde rolled her eyes and sighed. Hopefully the pacing would tire her out enough to help her relax during the short procedure.
Two nurses walked in with a trolley, filled with supplies they would need to take out the catheter and IV. "Are you ready?" The tall nurse asked.
JJ shook her head, so Emily spoke for her wife who wasn't moving closer to the bed. "No, she's not. She wanted to remove it herself, but I told her I'd ask if she could be sedated."
The nurses chuckled. "Don't worry. We came prepared, we heard before how anxious you were, it's why we kept in the cannula."
JJ climbed on the bed keeping a tight hold of her wife. She wasn't letting her leave her side. She couldn't have been more grateful for Emily in the past week. She had been to see her every day, even coming back in the middle of the night when she had a nightmare the nurses couldn't calm her from. She turned to Emily; they prepared the stuff that would calm JJ during the short procedure. "Emily, please don't let me embarrass myself this time. If I start to talk, cover my mouth."
The older woman waited until they put the drug into JJ's IV. "Baby, you'll still find a way to talk. Enjoy." Emily had a slight smile. She loved JJ on these kinds of drugs, teasing her afterwards was always fun, she just wished it was different circumstances.
The nurses waited a couple of minutes before they started. They lay down the bed and placed JJ's lets where they needed them. But a loopy JJ was probably worse than a sober one. She didn't keep her legs still forcing Emily to gently hold one up and the nurse to hold another. Then out came the sexual slurs from the very high blonde, which had the nurses trying to hold back their laughs which soon they were unable to do.
"You know Emily. This reminds me of when you first found how flexible I was. You put my legs in so many different positions."
"Okay JJ. Let's keep quiet okay. You're going to scare the nurses."
"But I'm sure they've been in this position" JJ turned her head to the nurses at the bottom of the bed. "Lesbian sex is so much better you know. I tried it with a guy when I was in college. It was so uncomfortable, and they are all me, me, me. But this little magician here, she knows exactly what I like. She likes it too." JJ slurred. "She curls her fingers at just the right spots, and don't get me started on her tongue. She'd make you very happy. Ouch." She felt the pull from the nurses down below. "If you ever need to be taught, I'll let you borrow my wife. She's really good and super-hot."
Emily's hand hit her face. "JJ honey, you aren't renting me to these lovely nurses. I'm sure they have their own partners okay. You need to stop talking because I will just remind you of this later."
"Nooo, they need to know how amazing you are."
"JJ if your quiet I'll get you some sorbet."
"Oo sorbet, you know I love it. I love it even more when I'm eating it off you. Can we do that again?" JJ fluttered her eyelashes. "My favourite part was when I rubbed it over your…" Emily hand went over her mouth. She felt the blonde agent lick her hand before she soon calmed and stopped.
Emily was actually getting embarrassed now. It was a rare thing. But JJ was saying some interesting stuff in front of these nurses. "How long till this is done." She looked at them pulling what looked like water from a tube.
The tall nurse avoided eye contact; she knew she would lose it if she looked up at the panicked brunette. "Just a couple more minutes."
"You know this has my thinking, maybe we can try a patient, nurse thing when we get home? It's kinda hot." JJ smiled.
"Alright Jayje, just another minute." She kept hold of JJ's leg and hand and waited for the nurses to finish. She would just block out anything she said for now. True to their word it was a couple more minutes before one left the room with the equipment while they other nurse handed over JJ's medication, papers and took out the cannula in JJ's arm. She left the room leaving the couple. Informing them there was a wheelchair outside the room for when they left.
Emily got her wife changed from the hospital gown and into her clothes. All the begs were packed and within half an hour the two were on their way home. Emily was so gratefully JJ had gotten sleepy in the chair and was no longer as loopy as she was. A good rest and she would be back to normal.
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After a good couple hours sleep, JJ woke up with nothing more than a slight headache and no memory of getting home or in bed. Emily was sat beside her. Reading a book waiting for JJ to get home. There was only half an hour before the kids got home. Hopefully there would be a few minutes to talk.
"What happened?" JJ groaned as she rolled over to see Emily reading.
She didn't look up from her book. "The nurses drugged you, and you told them about how flexible you were, you tried renting me too them because I know what to do with my hands and tongue, and you told them about when you ate sorbet off me." Emily peaked over the side of her book to see the mortified look on JJ's face. She smirked. "Oh did I mention you said you wanted to try a patient, nurse thing tonight because it was hot"
"No." JJ gasped. "Your shitting me right?"
"Not at all." Emily made sure to annunciate every word as clear as she could.
Two hands were slapped over JJ's face to try and cover the blush on her cheeks. "You need to stop me. You know I'm bad when I get sedated." She mumbled into her hands. She was way too embarrassed about what had happened. She knew she wouldn't be showing herself on that ward again.
"JJ, there is no stopping you. You started licking my hand when I covered you mouth, and my other hand was too busy holding your leg because you wouldn't keep it still?" Emily put down her book, she lay down on her side to face her wife. She moved her hands off her face getting a look at her wife who was still beetroot red. "Jayje chill. They don't care they will have heard it a lot. You won't be the only person who reacts like that. Trust me."
JJ just rolled her eyes. She sat herself up and looked between Emily's mouth and eyes. They didn't have long. She wanted a couple of moments. Alone, where they didn't have to worry about someone walking in. She leaned in and licked her lips. She was met by Emily halfway.
At first it was just a casual kiss. Nothing more than an I missed you. But soon Emily climbed to her knees and lowered JJ back down. One hand on her neck the other placed beside JJ on the pillow. JJ's hands brushed back Emily's hair and held it there as tongue's battled in each other's mouths. The kiss soon became a battle for dominance. JJ pushed herself up and got Emily onto her back. She straddled her wife, as the kiss became more passionate. A noise stopped them both.
"The kids are home." Emily smiled.
JJ got up from the bed and pulled Emily with her. "Let's got great the madness." She smiled. They walked down hand in hand. Hopefully things could only go up from here.