Mr and Mrs Potter

"She said..." started Lily, just as Harry started to scream, "Let's put him down for his nap first" she said taking Harry.

Lily fed and changed Harry and then rocked him to sleep. Just as she stepped out of Harry's room, she almost walked right into James who was waiting not-so-paitently outside.

"Shit, you gave me the fright of my life" she gasped

"Well I think I have been paitent for long enough" said James

"Yep, you have" said Lily taking James by the hand and leading him, (much to his disappointment) downstairs to the living room, not to the bedroom.

"So..." he said impaitently as he sat down next to Lily turning to face her.

Lily didn't say anything she just kissed him passionately, running her fingers through his hair. Once he had gotten over the shock, James kissed back just as hungrily as she was kissing him, he pulled her onto his lap.

"Hmmm, I should probably have waited before I did that" said Lily

"Why?"

"Cause now all I want to do is drag you up those stairs and have my wicked way with you"

"Well I'm up for it" said James then he started to lightly kiss her neck, "but after we talk"

"You're a tease Potter" grumbled Lily

"So why did you go and see my mother?"

"I wanted her to trust me again. Cause I sort of started to understand what she meant, I mean if someone did what I did to Harry I'd..." said Lily

"I think we both know what you'd do" laughed James, "No woman is ever going to get near him"

"They will, only if they're good enought for him though"

"Oh dear Lord"

"What so you'll just be fine, when our daughter goes to Hogwarts you'll just be fine with her surrounded by horny teenage boys

everyday"

"NO! She'll be homeschooled" said James outraged, then a small smile appeared on his face "Wait, we're having a daughter"

"Uh huh, I want at least one of each"

"Well I want a whole Quidditch team"

"I hope you're going to be the one giving birth, cause my body is already a wreck after one never mind a whole team"

"Well lucky for you, twins run in my family. And your body is far from a wreck you are a complete goddess"

"Hmmpphhhhh"

"Seriously Lils, what..."

"Call me Mrs James Potter" she whispered, burrowing her face into his chest

"Really?"

"Uh huh" she said raising her head and looking him right in the eye, "I want my husband back"

"Good cause I wasn't going anywhere. I need my wife back, cause I can't live without her, I can exist barely but not live" said James seriously then he grinned and said, "and she has the hottest body I've ever seen and I'm just about to pick her up, fling her over my shoulder and ravish her"

And he did just that.

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AFTERWARDS

"Wow" panted Lily lying down on James

"Uh Yeah, that was..."

"You missed me, didn't you" said Lily running her hands down his body

"Uh huh, almost a year without sex, I missed you more than you'll ever know"

"You didn't... with anyone..."

"No. I vowed to remain faithful, until death do us part, or until you came to your senses and divorced me"

"That is so sweet" said Lily and she started kissing his again, eager for a repeat performance.

"Mmmm wait, wait" said James breaking the kiss

"What?"

"Did you... I mean... when..."

"No, I was pregnant, that is so tacky sleeping with someone when you're pregnant with someone elses baby"

"Oh"

"I'm kidding, well no that would be tacky, but you're my husband I never wanted anyone else"

"Okay" said James and he proceded to satisfy himself and his horny wife...