A/N: I'm anticipating UNCOUNTABLE flames from this chappie. I'm so sad I'm breaking them apart. Boo... I'm boo-ing myself. Please be nice, I'm on the brink of breaking down too!

"You can't force me, I'll never do it."

Alanna and George

"Alanna, honey, Jon's got this crazy idea for this year. Instead of a jousting tournament, he decided to change it to an 'Amazing Race'. Some new idea that that crazy Numair saw in the future."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! How can he change the jousting tournament! He knows this is one of the last few I'm taking part in! DIE, JON, DIE!"

And Alanna stormed off to find Jon, while wrecking havoc wherever she passed: "Oh Jon, when I get to you, I'll rip your head right off your neck and roast it over a fire. And then, I'll dissect every organ in your cold, bloody body and feed it to Daine's bloody animals." Leaving George staring wide eyed after her.

When Alanna entered Jon's chambers, her face was beet red and she had already unsheathed her sword. Looking up, Jon stared right into the face of his Champion, "Uhm, hi Alanna. Anything I can do you for today?"

"JON, YOU BLOODY IDIOT. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU CHANGE THE JOUSTING TOURNAMENT INTO SOME STUPID EVENT LIKE AMAZING RACE? YOU KNEW THIS WAS ONE OF MY LAST YEARS!"

"Uhhh, calm down, Alanna… You're still taking part. George signed you up with him! Jolly isn't it? Oh yea, the prize is a day on the throne, might I add!"

"WHAT? THAT CRAZY HUSBAND OF MINE SIGNED ME UP? Just wait. I'm going to rip his body to shreds one by one. Followed by your demise later." And Alanna walked off more calmly(calmed by her evil-ness) to kill George.

When Alanna came into the room, she wore a smile of pure evil and menace. George's face froze in fear when he saw that smile, oh boy, he was in BIG trouble. "'Lanna lass, what's with you?"

"Nothing, dear. Everything is just JOLLY."

(George's eyes open wider than ever before.)

"Do you need to see the healers? Are you feverish?"(Touches her forehead)

"Nothing's the matter. Except you and Jon."

"Uhhhh, don't get angry at me. Daine and Numair forced me into it, lass! They said it was a good time to bond."

"Really? Oh George, I'm so happy you thought of us to bond for once! I'm so happy!"

-The day of the Amazing Race-

"So, are all competitors ready?" Owen announced.

The competitors include, Alanna and George, Daine and Numair, Kel and Dom, Yuki and Neal, Raoul and Buri, Jon and Thayet. They all turned to stare at Owen and gave him a scowl(Since they were in a fairly uncomfortable position crouching down on the ground.) "JOLLY GOOD! READY… GET SET… GO!"

-more growls and scowls from the competitors before they set off-

"Sheesh, must be old age." Owen muttered.

-First Event-

Rock Climbing

Daine: WHOA. That's a TALLLLLL rock wall there.

Numair: Not to worry, dear. Shapeshifting!

… and Numair shapeshifted into a falcon and flew with ease over the wall.

And… Daine followed suit.

Kel: HEY! NO SHAPESHIFTINGGG! OWENNNNNNNNNNN!

Owen steps in and disqualifies the wildmage and the black robe.

Daine: NO FAIR. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, NUMAIR! (says it while summoning some oh, let's see, nearby griffins to attack him?)

Numair: Uhhhhh, uhhhhh… (Backs away while griffins fly toward him)

While the rest of the teams made it over.

-Second Event-

Cross-Corus Marathon

Andddd, they're neck to neck when they've reached the boat event.

Alanna: Oh shit.

George: Oh crap.

Rest of competitors: AHA! Alanna can't cross!

Alanna: Ooooh, I'll show you guys.

But the instant Alanna stepped onto the boat, she shrieks.

Competitors: Look who's the one who can't cross!

And George pulls Alanna into the boat and starts rowing.

-On the boat-

Alanna: GEORGE!

George: Yes?

Alanna: I REFUSE TO STAY ON THIS BOAT. LET ME OFF!

George: Negative, my dear.

Alanna: WHADDAYA MEAN, NEGATIVE?

-and yadda yadda yadda, till they get off-

Alanna: DAMN YOU.

George: At least we made it over!

At that round, Kel and Dom, Raoul and Buri got disqualified cause Kel fell into the river when Dom rocked the boat and Raoul's boat capsized 2m away from the shore.

-Third Event-

The Pits

So far, Jon and Thayet were in the lead (Thanks to Jon's bragging to Yuki and Neal, Alanna and George about some crap. While Thayet rowed along.)

Jon: Let's go, Thayet!

Thayet: And tell me how I can? I've been rowing the friggin boat for an hour single-handedly. I deserve a break! If you're getting me through this obstacle, you're carrying me!

(A/N: I don't think Thayet has a temper like that, but after rowing a boat for an hour, it does wonders to one's temper, yeahh?)

Jon: -huffhuff- gosh, you're heavy.

Thayet: -pinch- get through the stupid obstacles!

Next to the event was Yuki and Neal.

Yuki and Neal clutched each other while they jumped into their pit.

Yuki: -looks around- oooh look, a snake!

Neal: WHERE?

Yuki: Right there!

Neal: It's red and yellow, it's POISONOUS!

Yuki: Calm down, we'll get past it…

Neal: Nooooo! I'm not taking another step forward

And he uses his gift to aim a sparkle of his Gift straight into the air(Sounds like the Goblet of Fire, huh? But hey, I have to find some way to get them to realize he's given up!)

Yuki: You ass.

Neal: -shiver-

By then, Alanna and George had jumped into the pit.

Alanna had realized something.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SPIDERS!"

Meanwhile, at Jon's pit.

Jon: Well, that's an assurance that Alanna's found out.

Back at Alanna's and George's pit.

George: Calm down, lass.

Alanna: Okay, George. We'll get through this.

George: C'mere little spider.

Alanna: (telling herself) Calm down, calm down…

George holds up the spider to her face and gives Alanna the shock of her life.

Alanna: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SPIDER!

And she squishes it.

George: Come on, 'Lanna lass. We need to get through this last event.

Alanna: You can't force me, I'll never do it

(A/N: Well, it's not really a breakup. But I couldn't stand breaking them apart either! I'll probably make a alternate ending. Till then, toodles.)