Lyserg! Why didn't you remind me to put a disclaimer in the first chappie? Everyone else is doing it! LYSERG!
LD: Hey! Don't blame it on me! It's your fault!
Jeanne: Did you forget about it as well Lyserg?
LD: (Blushing) …
HA! Lyserg! You hypocrite! NYAHAHAHAHA! I won!
LD: (steaming) It's not a contest! BAKA!
Jeanne: Well, let's do the disclaimer in this chapter.
HOKAY! I'm ok with that! Then let's do it!
LD: YOSH!
How do you do a disclaimer…
LD and Jeanne fall down in anime style
LD: Why did you want to do a disclaimer when you don't know how to do it? BAKA! I got nothing to do with this! (Turns away)
WAH! LYSERG! IT AIN'T MY FAULT! BESIDES, EVERYONE DOES DISCLAIMERS… I CAN LEARN NE?
LD: HMPH!
LYSERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG… OK I GOT IT!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Shaman King characters but…
(Turns to Lyserg with glimmering eyes)
I OWN LYSERG
LD:
WHAT!
Jeanne: …
Let's start the story! BANZAI! BANZAI!
Oh! And don't mind the Italics, it's just the part where we argued in the studio or whatever…
The room was quiet. Lyserg was speechless. His mouth hung loosely on his face. His eyes widened. "Lonely? This pretty little girl? Lonely… in a church. Many people come to visit the church. Why should she feel lonely?" Lyserg thought and looked at the girl. She eyes showed sadness. Lyserg frowned. He wished he could help. He knew that loneliness was very painful even if for a short while. The person who made him experience the pain of loneliness was probably someone who was lonely as well. Someone who doesn't have a family. Someone who's hated by his own family perhaps. "What ever the reason," Lyserg thought and his face darkened, "he had no right to murder my parents." Lyserg looked at her again. Her face somehow clamed him down. She looked at him and smiled. He turned away. That smile was fake. "Why are you lonely? The church is always full of people and..." Lyserg stopped. He could feel her cold hand touching his. (LD: (Blushing) It's not what you think!) "Don't talk about them," she said and tears welled up in her eyes. Lyserg felt guilty. He hung his head. "Gomen," he apologised, "I didn't mean to make you cry." The girl shook her head and smiled at Lyserg. "So… why were you crying?" Lyserg asked and hoped that she wouldn't cry again.
"People hate me," she said with a sad tone in her voice, "They hate me! Everyone of them. They don't talk to me, they don't even bother to smile at me. Father (you know, priest) says that they respected me. Do they even know that I'm here? Am I invisible?" She wiped away her tears but they didn't seem to stop streaming out of her red swollen eyes. "But, you're not invisible right? I mean, I'm talking to you right now aren't I?" Lyserg pointed out that fact, hoping to make her feel better. She stopped crying and looked at Lyserg. He had a huge charming smile on his face (LD: WHOA! Charming? That's not right!). Dun interrupt my story Lyserg! AHEM! "I guess so," she said and wiped away her tears with a small smile playing on her lips. Is that how you phrase it? (Jeanne: You're disturbing the readers!)
"So then," Lyserg said nervously, "I'll be your first official friend!" He stood up and brushed dirt off his pants. He held out his right hand and had a big smile on his face. She smiled back at him and took his hand, using it to help herself stand up. "OK!" she exclaimed and shook his hand, "but first, what's a friend?" Lyserg and Morphine fell down in anime style. Lyserg got up and laughed at her atrocious vocabulary. "Well," he said after he and Morphine were done laughing, "A friend is someone who's always there for you when you fall. A friend helps you, and stays with you when you're alone. When you're sad, a friend will comfort you and when you're happy, a friend will laugh with you."(Jeanne: Hey! I know what friend is!) Well, let's just say you didn't when you were young. (Jeanne: You mean younger!) Yea… Younger… whatever! Lyserg smiled sheepishly. He didn't exactly know what friendship was since he didn't have a human friend himself. "Soka!" she said and hit her left hand with her right fist, "I remember father saying something like that to me."
"Yeah," Lyserg said nodding his head, "I'll be your first official friend and you'll be mine! We're gonna have lots of fun together!" The pale girl nodded and smiled. "In that case, you should know my name first!" she said. Lyserg didn't realise that she had not told him her name yet. "O-oh yeah," he stuttered and scratched his head, slightly embarrassed that he completely forgot about it.
"Watashi no nawa Jeanne," she said smiling, "I'm your first official friend, Lyserag!"
"Jeanne, that's a pretty name and my nawa is pronounced LEE-SERG not LEE-SER-AG, mind you." Lyserg said, half embarrassed and half angry.
"Gomen Lyserag, I didn't mean to make you angry," she said innocently.
"You're doing it again! It's Lyserg! Lyserg!"
"Sinimasae! Sinimasae! OK! It's Lysarg. No Lysearg! I know! It's Lisa!"
Lyserg yelled in frustration.
She continued saying his name for about half an hour until she got it right. Morphine's ears were sore from hearing Jeanne talking and Lyserg screaming. She rubbed them with her tiny pink hands. Lyserg's and Jeanne's faces were flushed with red. Lyserg's was flushed with anger and Jeanne's was flushed with embarrassment. "You finally got it right," he said with a exhausted tone, "That's good." Jeanne smiled and nodded. They both collapsed and fell asleep on the cold hard floor. Morphine smiled and looked at the two sleeping friends. They were so comfortable with each other. She flew to the next room and came back with two blankets which she found very heavy and put one over Lyserg and one over Jeanne. She smiled again before vanishing into thin air.
Chappie 2 is done! BANZAI! BANZAI! You know, sometimes I wonder why the phrase is 'vanished into thin air' and not 'vanished into air' or 'vanished into thick air' is it because air is thin? How about when in a fog? Is it vanish into thick air or thin? You know, it's just so confusing.
LD: Well, that's just how the English language is and besides, do you realise that you're talking crap?
Why do people say talking crap? I'm not talking about shit am I? People also say talking rubbish or whatever. I just don't understand.
Jeanne: If you keep questioning the English language, you never will understand.
LD: Very well said, Jeanne.
Aw… you two lovebirds are just ganging up on moi…
LD & Jeanne: (BLUSHING) What did you say?
Iie… Bezumi (No… nothing)
LD: Now for some Jap word explanations!
BANZAI! BANZAI!
Watashi- me or I (for girls)
Nawa- name (I dunno whether I'm right, Just heard it from Sasuke)
Sinimasae- Sorry or very sorry. It's different from Gomen in a way…
I realised that I write really really short chapters… well, just bear with it. Until the next chappie! Janae!