Ohio Jeanne, Lyserg! (Rubs eyes)
LD: It's already afternoon you baka!
NANI! Oh well, at least I came.
Jeanne: I thought I already set your alarm clock to 8.
Ya… well… you see…
Flashback
RING! RING! RING!
Damn it! (Grabs alarm clock) 8 o'clock…
(Throws alarm clock against the wall) SI-NE! (DIE!)
End of flashback
Jeanne: Oh…
Hey! You know what this means?
LD: … You need to get a new alarm clock?
Half right…
Jeanne: Er… alarm clocks don't work for you?
NO! This means I'm pretty strong even though I'm half awake!
Lyserg and Jeanne fall down in anime style.
HOKAY! Let's start the third chappie! FANFARE PLS!
SILENCE
Hey, Jeanne, where's the band I hired to play the fanfare?
Jeanne: Well, you see, they left in the previous chapter because you didn't use them.
OH NO! I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THEM! MAAAAAN! I took so long to find a band that would play fanfare for fanfiction. Aww…
LD: I'm sure we'll figure it out… let's start the fanfiction anyways.
Lyserg opened his eyes. His body ached all over. He rubbed his neck. "Sore throat," he thought and sighed. The room was dark. Was it night time? He squinted his eyes and looked around the room. "There doesn't seem to be any window," he thought and sighed again.
"Ne, Lyserg, are you awake?" he heard Jeanne's soft voice but it sounded softer than it was before.
"Yea. I am. Is it night time?" Lyserg said softly.
"I don't know either," Jeanne said, "Ano, Lyserg."
"Nani?"
"My throat's really painful and dry. Am I sick?"
"Not really, I have the same problem as you. It's called sore throat."
"I don't like having a sore throat," Jeanne said and rubbed her throat. Lyserg got up and groped around in the dark searching for Jeanne. He grabbed her small hand and pulled her up. "Nandio Lyserg?" Jeanne asked.
"I want to find out if it's night or morning," he said and searched for the door. He found it and opened it and he found himself and Jeanne in the dark room with a few paintings on the wall. "It's night," he told Jeanne and sat down on the floor. He looked at Jeanne. She gently rubbed her neck and frowned. "Lyserg, is there anyway to cure sore throat fast? I really hate my throat feeling so dry," she said and swallowed some of her saliva, hoping that her saliva would be enough to make her throat feel less 'sore'.
"Well," Lyserg said rubbing his head, "When I had a sore throat, my mother would give me lots of water and she wouldn't allow me to eat sweet or spicy stuff, although, I don't like spicy food." Lyserg stuck his tongue out showing his dislike for spicy things.
A FLASHBACK! A FLASHBACK!
"KA-SAN, my throat's really painful," Lyserg said softly and pointed to his neck. His mother walked over to him and squatted down. "Well Lyserg, it's your own fault. You constantly eat sweet treats, run around the house screaming and laughing and refuse to drink water. Of course you would end up with a sore throat."
"But water is yucky." Lyserg stuck out his tongue in disgust. I like water you know, I wonder why you don't. Water's so refreshing. (LD: But it's so tasteless! Yuck!)(Jeanne: Can we get on with the story?)
"OK. I'll tell you how to get rid of your sore throat in three easy steps," Lyserg's mother said brightly. Lyserg wanted to jump up and down cheering but it was too painful to do so, so he just grinned at his mother. "Hiyaku osiete!" Lyserg hurried his mother.
"First step, you have to drink lots of water. Next, you have to avoid eating sweet and spicy food. Next, don't strain your voice," his mother said and patted him on the head.
"Ano-ne, Ka-san! Why are all the steps so yucky! Is it to make me drink more water and doing stuff that I hate to do? HIDOI!" the instant he shouted 'HIDOI', his throat heated up and it felt more painful.
"Told you not to strain your voice," his mother said and smiled, "I'll get you some water." Lyserg frowned.
End of flashback.
Lyserg smiled and then frowned. (LD: ANO-NE! WHAT KIND OF STUPID DESCRIPTION IS THIS?) "Why did Ka-san have to go?" Lyserg asked himself and tears welled up in his eyes. He quickly wiped them away as it would be embarrassing if Jeanne caught him crying. "Lyserg, I don't like water," Jeanne complained in a dry voice.
"You have no choice unless you don't want to get better," Lyserg said and shrugged, "I hate water too." Both of them smiled and laughed but it sounded more like they were wheezing then laughing. "Jeanne, is there any water in the church?" Lyserg asked and coughed.
"Oh! Father gave me some water this morning! You can have some," Jeanne got up and walked across the room. Lyserg couldn't see what she was doing. "Jeanne? Doko?" Lyserg asked with a slightly frightened voice. (LD: WHAT! Hey! You made me a coward!) NYAAH! TOO BAD! (Jeanne: I think that's cute) (LD: (blushing)) YUCKY!
"Here!" Jeanne said brightly and handed Lyserg a bottle.
"Your voice, it sounds alright," Lyserg said and unscrewed the bottle cap, "it's nice!" Lyserg took another mouthful. "What is it?" Lyserg asked, his voice was no longer soft or dry.
"Holy water," Jeanne said brightly. Lyserg's eyes widened and he spat the water out. "NANI!"
"Aha! That look on your face was priceless!" Jeanne giggled. Lyserg wiped his mouth using his sleeve. "It's really holy water? Is it safe to drink?" Lyserg asked, nervously.
"Daijobu! Daijobu! It's safe," Jeanne said feeling slightly insulted. Lyserg sighed in relief. Morphine giggled. "Ne… Lyserg. What's that?" she said and pointed at Morphine.
"Ah! You can see her? This is Morphine! My guardian sprit!" Lyserg said brightly as Morphine danced around in the air, proud to be Lyserg's spirit.
"Guardian spirit? I have something like that too. SHAMASH!" the minute she shouted 'shamash' a blue lizard with red bug eyes popped out carrying a bible. Jeanne beamed proudly at Shamash before turning her attention back to Lyserg.
"Zigei! You're the first kid I met in London who has a guardian spirit like me!" Lyserg said, wide-eyed. Jeanne smiled brightly again. "Lyserg looks funny," Jeanne giggled and cover her mouth.
"Ne, Lyserg,"
"Nani?"
"Want to look at the stars? They're really pretty in the middle of the night," Jeanne said turning to Lyserg. Lyserg raised one eyebrow. Why would anyone have the sudden urge to see stars?
"Ok," Lyserg agreed not having the heart to turn down Jeanne's request. Jeanne grinned and grabbed Lyserg's hand. "Follow me,"
The two sat there wide-eyed. The grass was soft and wet. The stars were just beautiful. Shamash and Morphine smiled at each other, happy for their Shaman masters.
The end of chapter three
Ohoho! Should I add a lovey dovey chappie next?
LD: (Blushing) NO!
Oh? Embarassed?
LD: I-ie! Just that… Little Lyserg and Jeanne are too young for that… ah…
Excuses… anyway, you're lucky. I don't know how to write fluff… but I'm learning…
LD: (Wipes sweat of forehead) Good for you…
Jeanne: (Blushing) I think it'll be cute… Little Lyserg and Jeanne…
LD: UWAAH! Don't support her, Jeanne!"
Milly (Lily five) and Azmaria (Chrno Crusade not in shaman king) will be serving tea tomorrow.
Jeanne: Oh… ok
Let's give a spoiler… hmm…
LD: (FUMING) Little Hao will be appearing soon!
Ah yes yes. The horrible hao! Watch out for it!
LD: I think your vocabulary sucks! And you will surely fail your compo! You are a bad fanfiction writer! Go read more books and learn how a proper story is done!
SHUT UP LYSERG! If you're so good, do one yourself anyway. (BOWS TO READERS) Gomenasai for my extremely lame story. I wish to stop fanfiction writing. Pls support me on my other talents.
LD: You don't have any.
I said SHUT UP! So anyway. BYE THEN…