Note from Me: This is a Challenge story that I have challenged everyone from the Teen Titans RPW to try. It's an OC x OC fic, Trinity and I'ren. Okay, it'll also have Yoko, Kyo, and V'erin, and a new guest Codi Undersaw! Yah! Two of these fine people are mine, Codi, and I'ren. Some of you may have read Hit that Perfect Beat by my friend Delirium24, this is an idea I got after I read this. Some of these guys may be OOC, but I'll try my best.

Another Note from Me: Well, since I got two people who want me to continue this story, I might as-well….

Making Friends, Becoming an Enemy, and Getting the Girl of Your Dreams:

The Perfect life of I'ren the Elf

Chapter Two

I'm going to stab you, then, I'm going to laugh. HaHa!

'I like him, but does he like me? If not, I'm going to make him!'- Ruku, Magic Marbles.

Well, you may not have heard about what happened to me yesterday, but I'm sure it's going to be in part 100 of the Commentary of My Life. Any way, thank you to the two diehard fans that I have strangely pulled into my grasp. I have a question, you're not being bribed or threatened to like this story I'm writing, are you? No matter, for those of you who don't know who I am, I'm I'ren, and I am so happy to meet you.

"Uh, who's that?" Trinity asked.

"Trinity, these are the diehard fans and random readers I told you about."

"You're talking to people you can't see again. Aren't you?"

"No, yes…"

"Well, that's a wee-bit creepy, even for you."

"Um, thanks, I think… Any way, anyone who is reading this, this is Trinity, my new girlfriend as of yester-marrow. Say hi Trinity."

"I'ren, I'm hungry, what ever you do, don't go running outside, I don't want to lose my dinner again. Oh, and tell her to go."

"Okay then, bye Trinity." After Trinity walks out, I might as well tell you about the others who live in this humble abode. There's Kyo, Yoko, and V'erin. Yoko and V'erin both want to kill me, because they both like Trinity. Kyo, is a kind of prankster, so-to-speak. My life is really hard, but since what happened last night, my life is harder.

"You know I'ren, you can't run forever…" Um… right, I'm going to leave now, and I'll leave this random flashback to entertain you, until we meet again. And with that, I'll leave, and start running, again, she is much worst than Yoko and V'erin.

"Come back you son-of-a…"

Random Flashback of Yester-night

Stepping back into our house, I sank to the couch. Next to me, V'erin sat removing sushi from varies places. Across the room, Yoko was on the floor laughing, and Kyo was shaking his head. As soon as I sat down, Trinity threw a towel at me.

"Hey, no wetness on the couch, and," she said, throwing me my wallet, "You can go pick up supper." After I dried myself off, I grabbed my wallet, and walked out of the house. Stepping through the strangely darkening street, I looked around for the nearest Sushi joint. Wait, did I say strangely darkening street? It's like only 4:00. Hmm… something's not right. Any way, I trudged on, thinking nothing of it. Soon, the moon came out, and the wind began to howl. Above me, storm clouds formed and began to bulge, preparing to dump their loads. The moon came out… that can't be good. Well, drawing near the far edge of town, the rain began to fall. Great, the nearest Sushi shop is on the farthest point in town from our house… As I pulled the door open, a little bell went ding-a-ling. Warmth erupted from vents by the door, oh glorious warmth. Looking around the well-lit restaurant, I saw a few tables in a corner, and a person wearing a dark cloak, sitting in the darkest corner. As the light of the room fell on the person's face, I gasped, the eyes of the stranger where red, blood ruby-red. Only one person had eyes like that, and I really did not want to think about her. Walking up to the counter, I waited patiently for the cashier. Looking back into the corner, I saw that, it was really her. Her hood was down, and her black cat ears twitched slowly. Her bloody-red eyes penetrated my flesh, and it was like she could see right through me. Before I turned my attention back to the counter, she smiled evilly. Tapping my hand on the counter, I continued to wait for someone to take my order. "Excuse me, you got a customer." After I said this, a young adult, a little shorter than myself, bustled out of the kitchen.

"Please forgive…" as the cashier looked at me; he started yelling in Chinese, and ran back into the kitchen. Confused by this strange happening, I turned around, my eyes going big. Standing right behind me was her, with her chain-whip-sword hanging lazily at her side. "I'm sorry," I said placing my hand on my sword hilt, "They're closing, no more sushi for tonight." Then I spun around her, and kicked the door open. Running through the rain, with heavy thunder and wind, with a person who want's to kill you running behind you, is what I call the perfect setting for a horror movie, but this was real, and what was worse was that I knew she was faster than me.

As I spun around to face her, she let out bone-chilling laugh. "Long time no-see, I'ren-chan, I see you're still slow." "It's not really that I am slow, it's that you are faster than me. But are you yet faster than me with your blade?" Turning around again, I began to run to our house. Sliding in the mud, I was able to make it about a block-and-a-half before she got in front of me. "You don't need to run. I won't hurt you too bad." "Codi, why do you want to kill me?" Even though I already knew the answer; you see, I dumped her because she almost got me throne into jail, twice. I got charged for murder because of her, and the stealing of a great sushi delicacy, even though I don't like sushi…

"You dumped me." Ah, see, I told you… "And if I can't have you as a boyfriend, I'll have you as a punching bag!" And then, the last thing I remembered was that Codi jumped at me, and that when I awoke, I was in my bed.

Sighing softly, I looked around my room. Same bed, same warm bed, same dark-blue painted walls, same muddy boots… muddy boots… Then it hit me, like a thunderclap, like a car flying though the air, like a talking fish, like a… well, like a lot of stuff. I was stalked down by my Ex, and then bashed in the head with something. Feeling my head, I felt a large bump, on the back of my head. But Codi attacked from the front. Slowly getting up, I walked out of my room. In the hall, I saw muddy footprints heading to Trinity's room; barefoot footprints, with pointed nails. Codi never wears shoes, and her toe nails are filed to points… Uh, that sure can't be good. Walking by her door, I saw I sign that read 'Disturb, and Die.', that was clue enough for me. I sure didn't want to see Onyx this early in the morning…

The morning dragged on slowly, soon it was near noon, and no one was up yet. Pacing the floor, I thought of what to do with Codi. What if Trinity saw her, or Kyo, or Yoko, or V'erin, or anyone else besides myself? Best not think about that. The minutes slowly ticked away, now it was 2 in the afternoon. Walking over to the piano against the wall, I began to play 'My Will' from Inuyasha. As seconds ticked to minutes, and minutes ticked to hours still no one awoke. Growing aware of some strange action, I prepared to walk into Trinity's room, when the front door opened. Spinning around, I saw Trinity and company, walking through the door. Last of all, entered Codi, a half smile on her face. Nodding as they entered, I leaned against the wall, since there were not enough seats for everyone. Smiling, Kyo threw a sushi roll at me.

"Dude, how's your head? I didn't mean to hit you so hard…"

"Uh… just fine, I got a huge bump, but that's it."

"Right. Hey dude, this chic right here is Codi Undersaw. We met after I bashed your head with a golf club."

"I know her…"

"Sweet, that means, I can just go and tell you about her in the other room."

"But I already know her."

"No you don't dude. You want to come into the other room with me." Yoko said very straightforward, winking his eye.

"Right… I really don't know her, I was just saying that." So off we went, Kyo and I, into another room. As soon as we entered his bedroom, he locked his door, and pushed his bed against it.

"Okay dude, right to the point, your ex is holding us all for ransom. She want's to kill you, and to do that, she's going to use us… We need to put up a fig…" but Kyo never finished his sentence, for as he neared that word, a hand busted through the door, grabbing his arm. Yelling, he grabbed a baseball bat, and tried to hit it, but instead, he hit his own arm. Drawing my knife, I stabbed at the hand, barely missing it. Suddenly, the door blew apart, and Kyo and I were thrown against the back wall, right next to his sliding glass door that faces the beach. When the rubble and rust cleared, we saw Codi standing in the doorway.

"It's not very nice plotting ones demise in ones room." Then we were off, running right through Kyo's door. And I guess that is where we are now, running around, like a couple of headless chickens. Jumping the fence that divided our land from the beach, we landed in the soft sand, keeping a steady, but very fast, run. Keeping all my focus in front of me, I pegged on, Kyo right next to me. Breathing hard, I looked at Kyo. "What about Trinity? She your 'sister' and my girlfriend, we got to go and help her." "I know," he said nodding "But there's a crazed maniac chasing after us at the moment, and I really don't want to turn around and run at her!" Hearing footfalls behind me, I risked a quick look over my shoulder. "I'm going to stab you, then I'm going to laugh! Mwhahahahahahaha!" That's all I needed to hear from Codi. Grabbing Kyo's arm, I took off in an Elven-magic fueled run. Hurdling over a dune buggy, I began to run up the boardwalk. Tripping on a sunbather, who kinda looked like the sushi-delivery-guy, I landed thrown about on the ground. (Who sunbathes on the boardwalk anyway?) Looking up, I saw Codi bend over and grab my arm. Smiling, she kissed me on the cheek.

"Congrats with your new girlfriend I'ren." She said, pulling me up to my feet.

"Uhh… okay… I thought you wanted to kill me…"

"No, I just like freaking you out."

"Okay, thanks. I think…"

"If she's ever rotten to you, I'm going to hunt her down and skin her like a fish."

"Really"

"Yep. Well see ya, I got a date with Kyo."

Still, my life is perfect for me. Chaotic yet fun…

Well, that's chapter two. If you hated it, please tell me. If you loved it, please tell me. If it was a waste of your time, please tell me. Please tell me your feelings and ideas or thoughts about my story about I'ren.