DISCLAIMER: I don't own naruto TT.
It was morning the damned sun was trying to get me to open my eyes(damn you sun!). Then I suddenly felt something was beside me in my bed it was warm and soft. I buried my face into it to get away from the sun. The thing suddenly moved I buried my face deeper into it. It maoned in pleasure somewhat(Oo). It took me ten seconds to register to my brain what was happening.
"WTF?", I opened my eyes just to find my face between hikari's decently large assets. She held me with a death grip. 'Can't breath!' I thought. My options were limited stay in this semi uncomfortable position or wake hikari up and let all chaos ensue. I pretty much chose the latter. "HIKARI WAKE UP!", I yelled.
"What!", she suddenly sat up but my problem was still unsolved she was still holding my face to her chest like a teddy bear.
"Eh?", what was that she wondered.
"Can't breathe!", I gasped as I gestured towards myself to get her attention.
"Oh!", she gasped as well as she let me go.
"dear sweet Kami! AIR!", I breathed in deep. I faced Hikari, "now hikari I know you wanna become my wife and all but please never smother me with your cleavage ever again", I told her.
"okay", she giggled playfully. I couldn't help but admire how her brownish black hair shown in the sun as she giggled.
"I'll go make breakfast you better take a bath", I said
"okay", she said as I walked towards the kitchen she gathered the things she needed then she asked me, "eh kyuubi-kun where is the bathroom?", she asked scratching her head.
"eh?", I stuck my head out of the kitchen door to see what she wanted.
"where is the bathroom?", she repeated
"oh I forgot to acquaint you better with the house", I said. I walked over towards the bed pushed in the drawer bed I built into the bed so just in case of times like these but anyway hikari was sleeping on the upper part and me on the drawer bed how she got to the drawer bed I don't know so just speculate. I put my palm on the bed and generated a bit of chakra which emanated from my palm I gently pushed the bed downwards and the bed seemed to sink into the wooden floor. I did the same with the wall behind the where the headboard of the bed was supposed to be and the wall just disappeared. I turned around and saw hikari gawking. "Let me explain", I started," I used pocket dimensions since there are certain things I like to fit to my needs in example my bath and my closet. I used my demonic powers to create pocket dimensions that I can make fit to my wants I also use them to throw away my junk that are bad to the environment and stuff pretty nifty huh?", I asked with a gigantic grin. She just nodded her head vaguely in response and went into the bathroom. Once she entered the wall behind her solidified.
"OH MY GOD!", I heard Hikari exclaim from behind the wall.
"Don't worry Hikari just do what I did to get out", I shouted my explanation as I got some fish from the fridge.
"No I pretty much figured that out but I can't believe what I'm seeing!", she shouted excitedly.
"seeing is believing!", I shouted back in reply though I doubted she could hear me. I grinned as I put the rice in the rice cooker.
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I walked through the hole in the wall kyuubi made. He said it was the bathroom but all I saw was darkness suddenly I saw a small light peeking through the darkness and I walked towards it suddenly I found myself on the edge of a meadow me facing the meadow with my back to the trees. Beside me was a hot spring and a bit farther into the meadow was a lake it had many animals you'd expect a meadow to have. The grass was like a carpet of green that you could sleep on without fearing about discomfort or backpains. The trees behind me were a beautiful emerald and that was the only way I could descrine it then I looked into the direction of the mountains in the distance it looked like the background of a painting and the sky seemed to act like a third background. The sight just took my breath away. I only had three words.
"OH MY GOD!", I shouted gleefully
"Don't worry Hikari just do what I did to get out", I heard kyuubi shout from the other side
"No I pretty much figured that out but I can't believe what I'm seeing!", I shouted back.
"seeing is believing!", he shouted back but I barely noticed cause in ten seconds I had stripped down till I was in the buff and waded into the hot springs. "ah..", I mushroom sighed this is the best bath I think I'll ever have.
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I finally finished making breakfast. It composed of fried fish some rice and some pickled vegetables. We ate in silence. After we finished eating I put on Naruto's signature clothes ond stretched out a bit. I saw Hikari still in her sleeping outfit which was an overly large shirt with a pair of black skintight shorts which reached midthigh. "Why aren't you dressed yet?", I asked her as I stretched my back.
"you remember what I said about not getting many jobs?", she asked. I nodded. "Well around a month ago I screwed up a mission that earned me a 6 months worth of suspension. ", we both sweatdropped.
"What happened?", I asked as I stretched my neck this time
"well it was a mission which required subtlty", she explained.
"really?", I asked wondering what jounin work was really like
"yeah I was required to take a partner...", she began " he was a complete hentai!", she shouted angrily. "Our job was to spy on some guy who smuglled stuff like drugs, people and weapons and such", she said.
"wait if it's only smuggling don't you think the local authorities would be enough", I interrupted
"It would appear so but we just found out that this guy is dangerous. He's got mercs and nins that are armed to the teeth at his bidding his name was gatou I think but that didn't go too well ya see gatou threw a huge party and it was the perfect chance to get some good info but since my partner was a complete hentai we had trouble.", she said her head seemingly boiled.
"What happened?", I asked excitement racing through my body
"we had to dance to blend in", she said irritated
"that's not so bad", I said confused
"well try it while your partner is trying to pinch your bottom or get a feel of your bust let's see how you feel", she said as she winced which I guessed was caused by all the bad memories.
"who was he?", I asked showing complete interest outside. Inside was an all new me. I will definitely kill that bastard.
"I don't know he was weird, always had his sunglasses on even at night", she mused. 'must be ebisu I thought as I calculated a plan to put his perving days to an end. "anyway I was fed up with him I broke and shouted at him loud enough that everyone in a five mile radius would break their eardrums that we were leaf jounins in a mission to scout on gatou not some couple trying to be as perverse as possible in public after that gatou got awayas fast as possible andwe had to fight ten hours straight but when the public authorities came they found mebeating down on a bloody looking weirdo with sunglasses on. ", she grinned as she remembered that.
"Ya got himgood didn't ya?", I nodded proudly imagining the pain the fool went through but hey that won't stop my vendetta against him.
"yes I did", she smiled as she saw me. "oh it's already 7:40!", she looked at the clock
"WHAT! I was supposed to be at school ten minutes ago!", I shouted incredelously as I jumped ot the window running towards the academy.
"Have a good time", I heard hikari call after me though barely.
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Everything zoomed by in super slow motion even though I knew how fast I was really going I zoomed over buildings so fast some anbu thought I was the wind passing by when I nearly ran into them. Finaly the academy came into view. I rushed inside I vaguely noticed that no one was in the halls I guessed class had started a long time ago. I came to the door of my room opened and shouted.
"SORRY I WAS LATE!"
Iruka heard me shout well so did everyone else but hey they noticed. "sit down naruto I just finished roll call so you are not pardoned for tardiness. now take a seat and I will start announcing your teams", Iruka announced.
I walked over near the backest part of the room and found a nice seat where no one would bother me or so I thought. A raven haired boy sat beside me he took the seat which was right beside the wall I was on the other side.
"Sasuke-kun!", I heard a voice. I knew who it was but I didn't bother looking just sat there looking bored. Sakura was trying to get to sasuke but the cunning bastard used me as a fangirl shield damn him I say!.
"Get away from him fore-head", I heard a shrill voice speak. Crap double the trouble, double the pain in my ears.
"Heh! sasuke-kun will only like me not you Ino-pig bleh", sakura stuck out her tongue
"dream on!", I heard Ino laughing the type of laugh that women had that sounded like a shrill hohoho!.
"sasuke..", I started as I turned to face him and he faced me.
"What?", he asked in reply
"keep your fangirls in check they're starting to hurt my ear drums", I said as I picked my ears for impacted cerumen.
"that's why I sat here so I could let you deal with them", he smirked at his own stroke of semi-genius.
"huff", I mushroom sighed this was gonna be a long day. Then suddenly I tensed as I heard my name called.
"Uzumaki, naruto. I repeat team 7 will be haruno sakura, uchiha sasuke..", suddenly sakura jumped for joy while ino cursed with the most complex swear words that even I myself, the kyubi, cannot even begin to imagine. "and Uzumaki naruto", Iruka finished. sakura and sasuke looked in my direction.
"Why what have I done to the gods other than wage war on them and commit every sin known and unknown to man that they have damned me to a fate worse then oblivion", I whispered to myself. For the confused readers let me clarify the scenario sakura will definitely annoy sasuke 24-7 about a date and sasuke being sasuke will do anything to have some peace and quiet which would leave me to be the human shield or scapegoat that would be placed in between them.
"You will wait for your jounin instructors here in the classroom okay?", iruka stated in a clear and firm voice.
"OKAY!", everyone replied loudly to iruka.
We waited and waited and waited. 'DAMN WHERE IS OUR INSTRUCTOR? AND WHY THE HELL DID I USE DAMN SO MANY TIMES TODAY?', I thought as I increased the amount of gravity using the sealing sphere to 30 times. I know it was a big jump some what but I was bored and needed a challenge. I adjusted my chakra to support me because with my current weight the floor would have broke. I started to do some push-ups, sit ups, squats and such my chakra would get erratic more often now since the gravity setting also adjusted the level of training my chakra control was undergoing so the orb would be more unpredictable when it swallowed a bit of the chakra I was using. Sakura just kept asking sasuke out on a date as for me well training as usual.
It had been three hours already, everyone had left and I was already mastering 30x the gravity but the guy just didn't show-up. I was starting to get real pissed off but I kept my anger in check. I sakura was still barraging sasuke with pick-up lines I couldn't hear her banter which was a good thing or a bad thing. good is self explanatory, bad means I might have lost my hearing. Suddenly I heard footsteps clear as day I calculated in my mind I reached for a modified explosion note I made.
10...
I gathered chakra in my hand gathering dust as well.
9...
The dust was turning into a small stone
8...
the stone was starting to become the size of a pebble
7...
I felt restless
6...
I felt guilt
5...
I finished forming the pebble
4...
I wrapped the pebble in the note
3...
I put some chakra into the note to add some special effects.
2...
everything became a lot slower I could hear the foot steps smashing down like sledge hammers and sakura's voice became distorted in slow motion.It was now or never.
1...
as soon as the door opened I threw the pebble at the opening in the door. It was only a split second then suddenly "what the?", I heard someone say. I activated the note. the door slammed open sasuke and sakura snapped their head to the direction of the noise all they saw was a light show more precisely a man being electrecuted and elctricity was flying everywhere when the the man stopped getting electrocuted the electricity went in front of his face hovering for a bit then they started forming letters the letters formed two words: you're late!. The elecricity went out and we got a good look at him for the first time. He was wierd in all aspects for one he wore a mask over his mouth and his foreheadprotector was over his left eye, two he had silver hair. He wore the usual jounin gear. Right at that moment one thought was going through my mind. 'well wattya know it actually worked'. I could feel his anger rising but I knew I could take him down if need be.
"I take it that it was you who threw that rock at me and caused that little scene?", he asked his gaze still on me unmoving.
I just nodded my head once in response. He seemed to be confused I guess I would I think it was because when I nodded it was not in the way that a person who boasts about what they did or is afraid when they get caught it was only in plain confirmation.
"who are the kids that I'll be taking along", he said. we, sakura, sasuke and I, all looked at each other. Then sakura spoke
"so you're our jounin instructor?", sakura asked sheepishly
"unfortunately yes", he said grumpily, "meet me on top of the building", he just flat out said then vanished in a puff of smoke.
"naruto why'd you make the instructor angry at us", sakura raged when the jounin was out of hearing range.
"I have my reasons now I think you should go sasuke just went ahead of you", I told sakura when I saw him walk off indifferently. Sakura scrambled after sasuke and dropped the subject.
"haaaaaaahhhhh..", I yawned loudly as I stretched my whole body. "I guess I better go up as well", I said to myself. I walked out the window and stuck my feet to the wall using chakra. I walked up the wall at a leisurely pace. I went around the wall to get to a spot where they couldn't see me climb up the wall using nothing but my feet and chakra. They were already there I walked towards there huddled up forms and joined them. He had us sit next to each other.
"okay now I want you to tell me something about yourself like who you are, where you live, your like and dislikes, your hopes and dreams and such", he said in a bored tone. "We'll start with you pinky", he pointed at sakura
"my name is haruno sakura", she stood up, "I don't like ino-pig and anything my sasuke-kun dislikes", she got a tough look. "and my likes are related to my dreams", she got all girly and blushed as she looked at sasuke.
"you next", he said as he looked at sasuke. I suspected he intended to choos me after sakura but after he followed her gaze towards sasuke he just got too lazy to turn his head and call me.
"I am uchiha sasuke...", he started as he laced his fingers together. "I like training and my shield against fangirls ,naruto, as a friend(note: this is not yaoi so straight guys like me don't despair), I dislike fangirls and my dreams...", he paused he closed his eyes and when he opened them it was like staring into the eyes of death itself, "no my ambition is to kill a certain man and revive my clan", he finished.
'so cool', sakura thought eyes twinkling like stars.
'so it still hasn't gone through his system', our teacher mused. "how about you?", he looked at me as if expecting nothing that was more interesting than what the uchiha had to say.
"me? my name is uzumaki naruto. I like things that I like and I dislike things that I don't like as for my dreams...", I thought for a moment then continued, "they are too many to say", I finished. sakura was weirded out. sasuke was intrigued while our teacher was well... him. He raised his visible eyebrow and spoke.
"then name a few of them", he simply stated. I looked at the sky for an answer and I better come clean or at least as clean as possible.
"My dream is to be with my family again", I closed my eyes remembering what they were like my wife and son.
sakura even more weirded out, sasuke was more intrigued and as for our teacher again he just stood there deep in thought. "Okay I guess that'll be enough for today", he said.
"wait! you haven't told us anything about yourself", sakura protested. sasuke seemed to agree. honestly I didn't care but agreed antways.
"fine, my name is hatake kakashi I like pretty girls I dislike you", he said looking at me in particular and my dreams are absolutely none of you business", he finished. "you can all go now but before that I have to inform you that we are having survival training tomorrow here are handouts that contain the details I'm too busy to describe", he said as he handed us some papers.
'more like lazy' I thought as I saw how short the message on the piece of paper was but before I looked up from the paper he'd already gone.
"oh yeah!", we heard his disembodied voice exclaim", don't eat lunch or you'll puke it out", he sniggered.
"well that was the most bizarre thing that's happened to me today", I stated arms folded behind my head
"hmph", sasuke started walking away towards a destination unknown.
"sasuke matte!", sakura called out running after sasuke most likely futilely trying to get sasuke to go out with her.
"well that's a wrap", I said to myself as I started my little stroll. I jumped down the building and landed on the sidewalk without anyone noticing. It was nearing dusk and the people in the streets started to thin I walked towards my destination. Then I saw hikari standing at the side of the path that led to the park where naruto's grave was. She looked at me.
"I knew you'd be here", she said I looked at her and noticed she was wearing a simple black dress. no words needed to be said I nodded my head and we both understood. side by side we walked towards naruto's grave to pay our respects and to grieve for our mistakes. for hikari her mistake of not stopping raiden and bear and my mistake of not being able to save him.
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somewhere up in the sky an angel smiled and gave the two beings he saw on earth his blessings
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This chappy is one of those times I feel the reader should get all the deatails and descriptions ant way next time it's survival of the fittest so keep reading O.