A frying pan did it

by fvdv123

A brother of the Old Guy died and chose the wrong option. He ends up as five-year-old Harry. Watch him deal with the bad guys. This story can't be taken seriously. My favorite targets are Snape and Dumbo, so don't cry if I bash them. When he gets older there will be some girls. so Harry/multi to be safe...

13. Chapter 13

Disclaimer:

Mrs. J.K., I like my Hero to be a little selfish, real-life harem sucks, so I create them on my PC. For free even.

Previous:

We rushed through third year, Padma and Hermione became permanent members of our group, we shared the magic circulation method and helped them to find their magic. In our studies, we started courses of the secondary level, a high school level so to speak. I had all my books from school and started to teach them.

What we did notice, that our magic connected us together. At the end of the school year, the holiday the parents dreaded came closer. Neville and I are going to be fourteen, and are going to defile their little girls.

13 I know what you did last night.

July passed with the parents taking their girls on a long holiday, even Tonks was dragged away by Andromeda. I'll bet they all get the Birds and the Bees talk. Neville will get hit the hardest, The Talk from Gran Longbottom? Poor guy.

Sirius thought he needed to teach me the facts of life, when I was done with him, he almost asked to be obliviated. Reciting all positions of the Kama Sutra, explaining the art of Japanese bondage with the different kinds of plugs and tools, was getting to him.

When I began on the use of polyjuice and the hair of McGonagall and Dumbledore, it drove him over the edge. He ran out and apparated away.

The next day, all parents came to me for a intervention. I had a bloody hard time explaining I prepared all that to prank Sirius. I closed with: "And the knowledge will come in handy when all normal stuff gets boring." I admit, coming out of the mouth of a fourteen-year-old boy, that sounds disturbing. It was fun though.

Xxxxx

We had the birthday Ball at Longbottom manor, my elves had to help prepare. It was a grand event. The minister Rufus some-thingy was present, some foreign diplomats, our French birds with their parents as well. We arranged the Weird Sisters for a late-night concert, with some stuffy band for the afternoon. We invited the kids from the first through fifth year of Hogwarts for the late-night concert.

It was like the mothers were giving the girls away on their wedding day, I asked Neville: "Don't you think it is weird how the mothers are behaving?" Neville shrugged: "You do know the contract is binding when the girls sleep with us? The way they were talking to their parents makes it seems it will happen tonight… Bloody Hell! Do you think they meant it?"

How do you answer that? I hope so? Or I am afraid so? I gave him a one-arm hug and said: "Be strong Papa Bear."

We got more involved with politics, to prepare us when we get old enough for the Wizengamot. So we had to mingle, Neville took Susan and Hannah along, I alternated couples, Daphne with Tonks, and Tracey with Megan. We danced, way into the night, the parents were dead set to prevent their daughters to pop their Cherry tonight, so they stayed through the concert.

We gave our girls some new shoes as a present.

Xxxxx

The next day almost every girl wore their new shoes. When they came in the presence of the parents, a little bump came up in the sole of one shoe, causing them to limp a bit. Two wolf Patronuses came barging in "Harry bloody Potter! That was not funny! Do you have any idea what you put us through? They did not even believe us! You are going to pay for that!" An Owl Patronus gave the same speech: "Harry Potter! If you think that was fun, wait until I am done with you!" Even the Ice bear came in growling: "I know this was your idea Potter! You almost gave mum a heart attack. Dad is not happy with you." Oops, I think it won't happen this month.

Xxxxx

On our annual two-week trip to the Barrier Reef, the first few days were awkward. Neville and I did some serious groveling to make it up. Fleur and Gabrielle gasped when the story was told: "Harry! That was mean! We hope you won't do this to us when you sign our contract." Huh? When did we discuss that? Daphne said: "He won't Fleur, I'll promise."

Padma: "Neville? My dad would disown me if you do this to me." Hermione nodded: "My parents are modern-minded, but doubt they will laugh with that joke. It was spelled perfectly though, especially when the bump disappeared when the shoe is of the foot."

I sighed: "OK I get it. This needs a very big favor. Spill it out, I know you already have prepared for it." Megan grinned: "We want a month on a spaceship, and explore the Milky Way."

I groaned: "That is complicated you know? Our Milky Way is different in every dimension. The worlds with Aliens on them are Potter verses, meaning we can at most stay there for two weeks. If I bring the technology here, that opens a whole different can of worms. I am not even sure it is possible."

Gabrielle doe-eyed at me: "But you promised a big favor, Harry. I want to travel through the stars too." I caved in: "Alright! But I have to think this through, so I don't blow this dimension up."

Hannah smiled evilly: "To compensate for the wait, let them find their magic Harry, they are already part of our group. You know it and we know it. So make it happen."

Gabrielle asked: "What do you mean Hannah? We already are tuned with our wand." Susan explained: "This is an Alliance secret. You did notice everyone from our Alliance starts to use wandless magic? Harry can let you find your magic in yourself, and teach you how to evolve it. It grows stronger when you train it. Harry used it from age four til now. Your memory and brain activity will improve. Look at Ron Weasley, you can have an intelligent conversation with him now."

Fleur gasped: "That is how you did it! You gave us all an inferiority complex. Even with our wands matched I could not catch up."

Two hours later, two witches were meditating.

The trio walked in: "When do we leave in our spaceship?" I answered: "Probably next year. It needs testing." Luna asked innocently: "Then can we watch when you make love with our sisters? Tonks did not mind it."

Tonks laughed out loud!: "Luna dear, I love you! But no, not the first months. They have to get familiar with their own body and Harry's. And I noticed I liked being watched when I discovered that Simone was masturbating while looking at us when Harry was giving me a goodnight kiss."

Ginny snickered: "I bet it was more than kissing." Tonks grinned: "I assure you, Ginny, it was just kissing, all over my body."

We spend a lot of time with the Children of the Alliance, I corrected some flaws with the older ones, tried to guide Damon Abbot and Ursula Davis to find their magic and have fun in general.

Xxxxx

Sirius managed to get tickets for the Quidditch World Cup. When we came back from our trip, we had a week to ourselves, then we moved to the campsite. The Alliance had several spaces next to each other, Our tent was well used, and everyone knew their tasks. It made the parents suspicious.

Fleur and Gabrielle would come with their family and distant relatives. When we wanted to explore the campsite, we divided into groups, the trio went with the Greengrasses, Neville took his bears and Hermione, Padma was with her family, that left me with four… three girls and one woman.

The final match was no surprise, Bulgaria-Ireland. I had some money to spend, so I made a bet with Gringotts for Ireland's win and Krum catching the snitch. The little buggers recognized me and immediately after my bet they adjusted their stakes. I should have let Sirius make the bet. Anyway, my odds still were great.

We met Fleur with the Bulgarian mascots, our reputation precedes us, they were very welcoming. One asked me while hanging on my arm: You are supporting Bulgaria, yes?" I smiled, not dazed by their allure: "Krum will catch the snitch. Does that answer the question?"

We got hugged by them all, some even grabbed my ass. Tonks no doubt. It was a close group that mostly wanted to have fun. Fun was Tonks favorite occupation, so we got along just fine.

The match was… Meh, if you know the outcome, the tension is gone, also the flying mania is lost to me, it is fun to watch, but no more. Ron did develop his occlumency, he was not affected by the allure at all.

That night we woke up hearing screams from the direction of the Veela camp. I popped over and witnessed a bunch of mercenaries trying to kidnap some Veela. Those are my friends now, so we use the sledgehammer, I immobilized everyone, and turned some heads, hey what do you know? Those are not owls! For good measure I shook their heads a bit, just to make sure it can't be fixed with skelegrow.

The tent was burning, I put the fire out and said to Fleur: "Fleur guide them to my tent." The girls popped in, watched the situation, and helped the Veela to our tent.

At that moment Aurors apparated in, without asking questions they fired spells at me. Huh? Are those the rules these days? Ask questions after? I made a shield appear to catch the spells. It did not stop them at all from casting, I got tired of them after the third salvo, broke their legs, collected their wands, and send a Patronus at aunt Amelia.

Madam Bones apparated in and took a look at the scene, she asked me: "Explain please?" I shrugged: The Bulgarian Mascots were attacked by those dead guys, they were trying to kidnap them, I know them because they are relatives of Fleur, who was with the kidnapped girls by the way. To not endanger the girls, I used maximum force. I put the fire out, my girls guided them to my tent, then those morons popped in and started casting at me, I stopped them after three salvo's, with punishment, a light one I might add. They attacked a Lord of four Houses without a word. I'll give my memory if you have a vial."

Madam Bones: "Why aren't they speaking?" I smiled at her: "I silenced them, they screamed too loud, those babies can't stand some pain." I released the silencing spell, the babies were accusing me of killing men that were just having fun.

I glared at them: "So you knew they were kidnapping the mascots and did nothing? Well, I am having fun too. You may be happy Madam Bones is here, or my fun would make you all Moody lookalikes." I looked at Madam Bones: "It seems the bigots are not yet rooted out of the ministry. Make those idiots sign magically binding contracts to follow the law. If those mercenaries succeeded in kidnapping Fleur, Britain would be in a lot of trouble. I will file a lawsuit against these idiots for attacking a Lord of four Houses. Good night Amelia." I handed the wands to her and popped back to the tent.

Xxxxx

Lord Abbot and Tonks were waiting for me in the tent. I explained what happened and my solution, then the actions from the Aurors: "They must have been watching, because the moment I took the mercenaries down and put the fire out, they came in and started to attack. I broke their legs, so they will be easy to identify. Aunt Amelia is there, I called her with a Patronus. I want these morons on trial for attacking me."

Tonks asked: "How many mercenaries were there? And how did you take them out?" I answered: "About thirty, I held them in place and turned their head, the owl way. They were trying to kidnap Fleur too, can you imagine the reaction of Lord Delacour? So I used maximum force."

Lord Abbot sighed: "You did good Harry, we will take action."

Xxxxx

I found Tonks and Fleur in my bed, Tonks said: "All rooms are full, get in, she is still shaking." I got in the bed and hugged her: "It is Ok, nobody messes with our flower and gets away with it." The tension left her and she started crying. We hugged her until she was asleep.

The next morning we woke up with someone scraping his throat, I opened an eye and saw Sirius with a big grin on his face. I grumbled: "Nothing happened you crazy dog, Tonks took her in our bed to comfort her." A voice behind me said: "I am glad to hear this." I groaned, I forgot to set my wards: "Good morning Monsieur Delacour, if you give us a moment to wake up we will be right there."

I was happy our elves were having a good time looking after so many people. At breakfast the tally came, I killed thirty-two mercs, and broke the legs of twenty Aurors. The Daily Toilet paper was calling me the next Dark Lord.

I asked: "I thought I was the major shareholder? Who wrote that nonsense? Tapsy? Get the Pensive, and go to that gossip paper, I will be there." I popped to the reception of the Prophet: "Where is the boss?"

The reception Witch asked: "Who are you boy?" I grinned evilly: "The one who decides you can keep your job. Tell him the major shareholder is here. Lord Potter-Black-Slytherin- Peverell. Now hurry up."

Ten minutes later I sat before a sweating editor, Tapsy popped in with the pensive, without a word I retracted the memory and put it in the pensive I looked at the editor, pointed at the pensive, and said: "Look at it." Fifteen minutes later a scared man emerged. Before he had a chance to say something I said: "Sometimes next week Lord Tonks will come with contracts, they will force you to report the truth, anything else will be noted as opinions.

Ministry workers forcing you to publish their opinions will be exposed by you. If you can not follow these rules you can look for another job. In case you haven't noticed it, there are more half-bloods and muggle-born than purebloods." I left, Tapsy removed the pensive. Leaving a very scared editor behind.

Xxxxx

Back at the tent, the mascots were preparing to leave. When they noticed me I was buried by Veela boobs. The leader said: "Take good care of our Fleur and Gabrielle and thank you for saving us. They used fumes to numb our senses. We would be enslaved today if it was not for you." Meh, it's all in a good day's work. Should I say that out loud? No, that would be too much. Looking tall with a mysterious smile on my face is better.

Tracey smacked the back of my head: "Get real dear, you look constipated." Dammed I have to practice in front of a mirror. The trio was snickering at my expense. I glared at them: "Beware, they declared me a Dark lord today! Merlin knows what evil deeds I will do to you!" Astoria smiled innocently: "You are fourteen, according to the contract it would not be evil anymore."

Lord Greengrass choked in his tea. Coughing he yelled: "Potter! Not my baby!" Daphne interrupted: "Relax father, she will wait until next year. Like we had to." Astoria pouted, she forgot her dad was here. She grumbled: "A whole year. With those extra days, it is even longer."

Daphne hugged her and whispered: "There is a lot of different stuff you can do in the meantime, so don't force it, sis."

Ginny broke the tension: "Let's pack up and prepare our departure, with the extra people last night, everything is messed up."

Xxxxx

At the mansion, we prepared for the next school year. The mothers made it their mission to protect their daughter's virtue for at least this month and never left us alone. I could live with that, we spend the last days visiting family.

When I met Duddi, he was completely in the exercise hype, no more fat chubby guy, but a big muscular boxer. He hugged me: "Harry, your Christmas present was the max! The book helped a lot too." I smiled at him: "I noticed it helped. You look as if you can compete with Schwarzenegger."

I know that is a bit over the top, but it is motivation. Aunt and uncle are unhappy to see me as always, I came to visit Duddi, not them.

The presence of the mother's cock blocking me, made me explore the other universes. My first visit is the Planet Dumbledore is on. He made contact with the locals… That is a first… that idiot is experimenting on the monkeys. I'll bet in a few years it is the Planet of the Apes.

One is a normal world, where the old man came from. The next one is where I send the brother to, a crossover with Stargate one. Ah! I got Westeros too! Then a world filled with Grimm's fairy tales. One with Japanese Anime and manga. Yes! A universe with the Force! A regular Harry Potter Universe, and a game Universe.

Xxxxx

I decided to test something first. At night, I made a portal to Bellatrix prison cell and threw her soul in the Little Red Riding Hood's body, merging the two of them. Fascinated, I watched her adapt to the little girl's body and mind. The next day mum send her with a basket with food to her Gran. On the way, she met Mr. Wolf, not an actual real wolf, but hey, it is a story.

Mr. Wolf: "Little Girl, where are you going to?" Red Bella: "Well, Mr. stranger, ikle little Bella is on her way to her grandmother, she is sick in bed." Mr. Wolf: "What a devoted granddaughter you are, you better be on your way then." Mr. Wolfie hurried to Gran's house, overpowered the grandmother, and laid a trap for Red Bella. When Red Bella reached the house she noticed the trap right away. She thought 'Mr. Wolfie wants to play with Poor Dear Bella? Then we will play along.'

Red Bella reached the bed where Mr. Wolfie disguised himself as Gran. Red Bella: "Gran? Why are your eyes so big?" Wolfie: "So I can see you better dear." Red Bella nodded: "I have eyes to Gran." She took her knives and began to stab Mr. Wolf. She giggled: "Ikle little Bella is not a fool Wolfie, for a stupid muggle to ambush Little ikle Bella? There is only one outcome." Laughing hysterically, she kept on stabbing.

OK… The soul is crazy too. Now the final goal of my experiment, I grabbed the Soul of Bella and put it back in her body. Dazed she looked around, she noticed me, I asked her: "How was the trip ikle little Red Bella?" Bellatrix looked at herself than to me: "That was real? Who are you? You look like James." I grinned: "You don't need to know Bella, we will meet again." I ported out.

Well, it did work, she remembered it all, tomorrow I'll try something different. She did ruin the story for me though.

The next day, I took Bella's soul and put it in the fetus of Cinderella. I sped up time, watched her grow up, mum died, stepmom with the two sisters moved in, and Daddy died. When Bellarella noticed stepmom taking liberties and tried to suppress her, she let her crazy side loose. Soon stepmom and the sisters were tortured in submission.

On the day of the Ball, she dressed up and met the Prince. Needless to say, Bellarella fell MADLY in love with her Prince. They married, soon after she caused a war with the neighbors, which they won. Country after country submitted to them. Soon they were crowned as Emperors. Bellarella popped three princes out, who after the Emperor died started to fight each other for the crown.

At Bella's deathbed, I took her soul and put it back in her old body. She looked at me: "What are you doing to me? Are these memories real? I shrugged: "Don't break your head over it ikle Bella."

The next day, I threw her soul into a turtle's egg and watched her live a fruitful life on the Galapagos. So peaceful, every year the males chased her and gave her a good fuck, she laid her eggs and watched her kids grow up…Ahh… that is a good life. In the end, I got her soul back into her body. I asked her: "What animal do you want to be next?" I must have said something wrong because she began to scream her lungs out. Meh, I'll come back tomorrow.

Testing went well, Bella was a pretty slug, a sloth, a dung beetle, a vulture… I think I overdid it a bit, she lost her mind. Am I a monster? Maybe I am, but killing people for fun is monstrous too. At least she did get some fresh air, years of experiencing life, you know? See some different perspectives. What more do you want?

Xxxxx

The train ride to school was fun, the girls, finally free from mum's supervision got in a heated snogging session. There was a lot of groping and rubbing involved. The Trio were grumbling because they had to wait on their birthday for their first kiss. With no other choice, they watched the show and gave pointers.

At the welcoming feast, McGonagall announced the Tri-Wizard tournament. Huh? I thought I eliminated those bastards? I got suspicious, this is following the path Dumbledore planned out. Then it hit me: he probably has his painting hanging in the Headmistress office. He is off this universe, so he is considered dead, and his painting will have activated in the office. I send a Patronus with my suspicions to Aunt Amelia.

Anyway, the birthdays came up, Susan goth her cherry popped, followed by Hermione, Neville sacrificed himself for it. He is very brave lately. Megan, she apparently had study sessions in the pensive, We devoted a whole day off-world on each birthday on our island where she fucked me senseless. Luna tried to fool us again but had to settle with her kiss.

When Samhain came closer, the two schools arrived. The best point of this tournament: Fleur is here. At the feast, she sat with our group, complaining a bit about the cold. She was egging me on: "Last month I was on a topless beach, and now I am freezing my nip… I am freezing." I gave her a one-arm hug and whispered: "We were planning a trip for tonight, you are welcome to join."

Thank Merlin for these breaks on our island! Fleur demonstrated her monokini, even if you can call a little triangle and some strings a monokini, Neville and I enjoyed the eye candy. Tonks, as always went nude. The rest lost their shyness and went with bikinis. Tonks was in her element, at night she demonstrated her techniques on the beach in front of the rest.

Neville was dragged into his tent by Susan and the rest and did their own thing. Megan pulled me in the tent: "I don't want sand in my butt crack Harry" We had our first shaggalong, The trio had to play with themselves.

Somehow Fleur got in the rotation, not that I would complain about it. Before we returned I asked Fleur: "Do you want a contract for you and Gabrielle?" She jumped in my arms yelling: {yes! Yes! Yes!} Daphne: "We are complete now. Tonks, can you ask your dad and Uncle Percival to arrange it?"

Xxxxx

The goblet was set on a pedestal, McGonagall drew an age line. This was too good to let it pass: "Headmistress, what idiot told you an age line is enough? Surely it would be not yours! You are not that stupid." McGonagall was irritated: "This should be more than enough Mr. Potter, nobody can pass that age line below seventeen years."

I bow my head and said: "I'll stand corrected, you are that stupid, I am sorry to think you had a shred of intelligence." McGonagall was almost exploding: "Mr. Potter! I have you expelled for those insults!"

I chuckled: "No Headmistress, you won't. Because the painting of your dear Albus said it is important that I stay in the castle. And insult? Is it an insult if it is the truth?"

I took a piece of parchment and levitated it above the goblet, I pulled it back. And yelled: "Fifty galleons to a seventh year to put my name in the cup!" Several hands got in the air. I took the piece of paper, wrapped into a wad, and threw it in the cup.

I looked at McGonagall and shouted: "STUPID!" I continued: "Stop listening to that idiot Madam, or it will not end well for the both of you. Anything that can and will go wrong will be on your head."

We left an embarrassed woman behind.

At the Samhain feast, the goblet was ready to spit the papers out. Krum was first, Fleur came out second, and Diggory third. And yes! Harry fucking Potter was number four. I went to the goblet, took it in my hand, and scanned it with my senses.

I shrugged, and removed the magic from the cup, canceling the magic contracts. I opened a portal to a barren planet and dropped it there. I looked at the students: "The three champions are Mr. Krum, Mademoiselle Delacour, and Mr. Diggory. Have a nice evening." And sat back down. I addressed McGonagall: "Headmistress, if there are going to be dragons on the first task, I will feed you to them personally. If the champions have to swim in the black lake in February, I'll toss you in it. And the cup in the maze better not be a portkey, or you end up with Dumbledore."

Luna told me: "Harry? You told me not to expose too much, now you are doing it yourself. Not fair!" I comforted her: "I know my little Moon, but sometimes they are so stupid, you have to rub their noses in it before they learn it."

Xxxxx

The department of mysteries came to check if the contract was binding. Croaker declared: "The magic contract is canceled. This means the tournament can't go on." I objected: "The champions are already chosen! What has a bloody contract to do with it? Let them do the tasks and see who will win. My money is on Fleur though."

The Puffs protested, arguing about house loyalty. I shot back: "Well, I kiss Fleur, not Cedric! Do the math."

The tournament had to go on or Fleur had to return to France. I took her for training sessions to the island… to train wandless you pervs. Alright, the rest is a bonus. The girls that went with us got theirs too.

I was figuring a way to get a spaceship here, without causing some disturbance. I studied my brother's world. Finally, I had the solution.