Mew's Toys R Us Adventures

by Gaige's Peppy Sweetheart

Bored of all the countless but old toys she already has, Mew finds out that there will be an opening of a Toys R Us in her area! Imagine what will happen as the ancestor of all Pokemon enters a gigantic toy store! Can she find a job? Is it possible that she can get toys at a discount price? Do you like this avatar? I'll stop asking questions and you can find out for yourself! :D

1. Chapter 1

Bored and inspired by Yoshizilla's stories. I hope you readers like it! I don't own Pokemon or Toys R us

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It was raining hard in the surrounding area of the Tree of the Beginning, and Mew was getting really bored. Sure, she had about 184 toys that could keep her occupied, but most of them were old; some of the "newer" ones were from the 1970's. She didn't have a job to help buy new toys; she instead took them away from Lady Ilene's castle without permission and it was making the regal family mad. They stopped buying toys altogether and this made both the legendary kitten and the family upset. Mew sat down on her Ethan Allen couch and flipped on her 1977 Panasonic TV and started watching the weather.

"For June 22nd, we can expect heavy rain with hourly accumulations at around 1.5 inches as we are getting the heaviest of the monsoon season," said the weatherman.

"Boring," said Mew as she changed the channel to "The Boldore and the Beautifly". "Nope," she said again as she changed it. She hated soap operas. After all, she was only 17. (A.N: To me, in the first movie, she seemed like a 2-year-old child biologically, and since that was in '99, she would be 17 now. Don't worry, she'll still have her silly childlike personality.)

Mew left her television on and went into the kitchen where she grabbed a Sprite. She chugged it really fast and got the hiccups. She went back to the fridge and opened it to grab some roast beef, when all the sudden, something interesting caught her attention. It was an Audino newscaster.

"Do you love toys? If so, be prepared for the grand opening of Toys R Us on 138 Nintendo Boulevard tomorrow at 8 a.m!"

"TOYS?!" shouted Mew happily.

"That's right, 8 a.m. tomorrow. 138 Nintendo Bou-" started the television, but since it was so old, it blew a fuse and exploded, causing a fire. Mew transformed into a Squirtle and put out the flames with water gun. She transformed back into her normal self and wiped her brow.

"Toys! Toys! Toys!" sang Mew. "They're opening a Toys R Us! They're opening a Toys R us!" she sang. "I'd better go to sleep now! But I'm not tired." She scratched her chin for a minute than snapped her fingers. "I got it!" She transformed into Poliwrath and used hypnosis on a nearby mirror which reflected upon herself. She then went to sleep instantly.

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Well, there you go. Tomorrow starts her fun at Toys R Us