Mew: TOYS!
GPS: Chill out, Mew. You'll get your toys...maybe.
Mew: *Blows raspberry*
Mew went home and opened up a secret portal and looked at the application that Lucario the manager had given her. She took out a quill that used to belong to Harry Potter and dipped it in jet-black ink.
"Okay, the first thing it says is 'Name'," said Mew as she thought for a second. "Okay. M-y-o-o. Myoo. 'Age' and 'Date of Birth'? She scribbled stuff down and filled out more and more of the application. "Okay, it says work experience. Um...okay, let me think..." She scratched her head for a few seconds and twirled her quill around until she got an idea. "Oh, yes! I've volunteered at the local retirement home and helped many times carrying groceries for other elderly Pokemon. Yeah! I got this in the bag!"
She finished the application with a satisfied look on her face but her stomach started gurgling very loudly.
"Oh, my, I've forgotten about feeding myself!" she said with a nervous chuckle. She thought of having something very simple to eat: Pop Tarts. She grabbed a pack of blueberry pastries and removed the foil and set them on a plate. She set it in the microwave and watched them spin around for 20 seconds before it dinged. She took them out and poured herself a glass of milk. She gobbled up her Pop Tart and lay down in her bed and began to dream of a paradise filled with plastic toys.
The following morning, Mew used her pink princess phone and called Shaymin, Manaphy, Victini, and Meloetta to go with her to the Toys R Us. They all agreed and in 20 minutes, they were outside of the store. Mew had her application in her hand and Manaphy broke the silence.
"What's in your hand, Mew?"
"It's a job application, silly," said Mew. "If I get a job, and can get discounted toys and we can have awesome play dates!" She flung her arms around in excitement as she said this.
Meloetta clapped her quarter-note-shaped hands together and giggled. "That would be so fabulous!" she tittered as she continued her childish applause.
"..Right..." said Mew. Meloetta was the oddball of the group, given her colorful history and other mishaps. They all ran inside and Mew waited at the door to Lucario's office.
They waited for about five minutes and Shaymin said, "Don't you think that you should knock on the door?"
"Oh, right. Silly me," replied Mew as she curled her hand into a small ball and knocked on the metal door. Within six seconds, Lucario opened it and smiled at Mew.
"Oh, yes, I remember you. You asked for a job application yesterday." Mew nodded and extended her 4-inch long arms and he took the application. "I shall look over this and see if you are a potential employee. If you are, I will give you call. Now, if you will excuse me, I must attend to some important matters. Have a nice day!" He smiled warmly and gently closed his door and Mew waved good-bye.
"Let's go play in the ball pit!" shouted Mew. All five of the legendaries jumped into the pit and began throwing plastic spheres at one another and giggled. Manaphy began swimming around and collided with a baby Seel who started crying. Meloetta shared a thing of Dippin Dots with Seel and he cheered up and went to his mommy Dewgong.
The five of them did other stuff like play even more new games that had just come out and looked at the variety of children's books. In fact, about 20 small Pokemon surrounded Mew and she began to tell a story about some prince and princess. It was an awesome day and Mew was looking towards her potential phone call from Lucario.