The audio was copyrighted at the first little bit so dont mind it)
Loki: Okay so first of all, in this universe everyone in this room are actors and what's happening here is actually for a show. So if you see a villain, don't freak out.
Everyone nodded in understanding and the screen turns on.
On the screen it reads Actor AU. Then it turns black for a second before coming back in to show Hawks hanging from the ceiling with greenscreen wings on his back.
Hawks: I feel like I've been up there for a while considering how irritated I look.
From somewhere on the ground someone yells up "Don't worry Hawks, we'll get you down soon!" That only irritated Hawks more.
Dabi and Shigaraki are just cackling and leaning on each other while Hawks is nodding in understanding.
Hawks: I feel that...
Tokoyami: Hawks how exactly do you know how that feels?
Dabi and Shigaraki stop laughing, knowing full well that kid could out Hawks to the pros in a second. Hawks chuckles nervously while being stared at.
The screen then shows Hawks with a feather knife. He's waving it around in front of him and in his Australian accent he says, "Look at my knife!" While in the background a concerned director asks someone to take it away from him. When they do Hawks looks sad.
Aizawa: Remind me never to give Hawks my knife.
Dabi: Oh no, he'd 100% find a way to get it. He's obviously the type of person who would play with a knife, drop it into his foot, and make a joke about it. I should know, I am also that person.
Shigaraki: Okay, no knives for you either, than!
The change of scene draws them back in. It shows Iida and Aoyama in an interview. "Since the start of filming season two I thought it'd be funny if Yuga broke the 4th wall and looked straight into the camera. So I did just that and no one noticed!" Aoyama says excitedly. Iida on the other hand, looks like he's questioning his sanity while taking out his phone. Aoyama continues, "So I thought, I'll keep doing that until someone notices. To this day they haven't said a thing!" He looks very proud of himself. Then it shows Iida looking at his phone where he finds multiple pictures of Aoyama staring at the watcher.
No one said anything, they just stared at Aoyama with a weird look as if to say, "Does he know something we don't?"
The next scene shows Kota sitting on Deku's lap while Deku wears Kota's hat. "I get to punch my big brother in the balls today!" Kota's smiling face mixed with Deku's worried face is the picture of what siblings look like.
Almost everyone was either laughing or slightly chuckling at that. Around the theater you could hear a chorus of "cute".
Loki: Okay, Eri?
Eri: Yes, Loki?
Loki: Don't be scared okay? The person who is going to show up is nice. He's not like he was here alright?
Eri nods but gets on Mirio's lap for protection if she needs cuddles. Some people smile at that, some of which being Deku, Kota, Tamaki, Nejire, Twice, Toga, Hawks, Present Mic and Aizawa.
The screen shows Overhaul without his mask in an interview.
Eri, on instinct shakes but remembers what Loki told her. Aizawa, Present Mic, Deku and all the villains stand up but sit back down looking embarrassed since he's not actually there.
"It's kind of a funny story." Kai says while getting comfortable. "In the start of filming I guess my acting was very convincing because it scared Eri's actor and replacement actor so much they wouldn't go on set." He then leans back in his chair with a smug look on his face. "This is why my daughter now plays Eri, because she wasn't scared of me."
Before anyone can respond to that the screen changes to show Kai holding a girl who looks like Eri but has his brown hair. "They're gonna put the Eri-chan wig on me!"
Kai smiles at her, "Yup! And daddy has to turn into the big. mean, bad guy again."
Bakugou: Damn, you weren't kidding when you said we were all different in this.
The screen changes to show Mina getting painted pink. "I got 8 more hours of this! Wish me luck! I want to die!"
Dabi, Tokoyami, Shinsou, Aizawa, Bakugou, and Shigaraki: Same!
No one knows how to respond to what their friends and enemies just said.
Next it shows Deku trying to do an interview while simultaneously block out Kirishima's antics of getting in the way.
Kirishima: Well, looks like I like to photo bomb and mess with people there!
Bakugou: You look very proud of yourself Shitty hair.
Everyone turns to look at Kirishima who in fact does look proud.
It then shows Bakugou messing with Deku and trying to draw attention to him while Deku is just trying not to laugh.
They just stare at that one, wondering how that could be the two people who always argue the most.
Deku is getting interviewed, "I'd say the funniest days are when Tokoyami is on set. More so when he has to wear the cap instead of the bird head. We have a hard time keeping a straight face." It then shows Deku and Uraraka trying not to laugh but failing while Tokoyami is wearing a green screen cap over his face. "Tokoyami is a good sport and plays along."
Tokoyami was talking but once noticed the other laughing he says, "Oh." in his normal voice than switches it to the one everyone else knows, "Angel of darkness!" Just to make them laugh more.
Tokoyami: I feel weird seeing myself like that.
Hawks, Dabi and Shigaraki without realizing they say it out loud: You and me both kid.
Before anyone can respond to that slip up the screen changes.
It shows Shigaraki in front of a mirror with flawless skin and people around him. "Time for them to make me crusty."
Shigaraki: Damn it, it's not my fault nothing seems to work, okay!?
Shigaraki pouts and curls up with his knees to his chest in his chair. Dabi chuckles and pets his head. Over where Hawks is, he's snickering with a grin on his face.
It then shows once Shigaraki is all done up, Dabi comes into the frame and says, "Wow you are ugly."
Shigaraki responds with a simple, "You're one to talk you burnt chicken nugget."
While everyone else is laughing, minus Endeavor of course, Dabi purposely falls out of his chair holding his chest.
Dabi: Oh no! My heart has been shattered!
Endeavor: Good...
The scene changes to the meadow where Shigaraki kills Nine. Nine is in front of him and the director yells cut. Shigaraki grins before starting to walk the opposite way he was facing, "Yo this place is beautiful! Imma strut through it!" All the while Nine is on the ground laughing.
Mina and Kaminari look back at Shigaraki, Dabi still on the floor but is just sitting there instead now: Okay, but like, did you actually do that?
Shigaraki raises an eyebrow: What the hell do you think?
They look disapointed for a moment before they hear from Dabi: Of course he did, those are his favourite flowers, how could he not?
Shigaraki smacks Dabi upside the head: Traitor...
Loki: Alright so that was part 1 of the actor au. What did you guys think of it?
Most of the pros said it was interesting to see their students and other pros interacting with each other and the villains in such a way. Endeavor however said it was a waste of time. That was followed by him being told to shut up by Dabi.
The villains all simultaniously grinned and said at the same time, "That was the good shit" Well, except Kurogiri who just shakes his head at the childrens antics and sighs out that it was fun.
The students had a similar reaction to the pros and villains. That being said it depended on the student.
Present Mic: Hey are we gonna get more of this?
Loki: Oh yes, you'll most likely love the second part as much as I do. Well, that depends on the person.