I don't own anything except for my OC's.
I'm sorry if you find any grammar mistakes. I'm still learning English because it's not my first language.
It have been a few days since the school trip to Kyoto and another day of school was about to begin for E Class. David, Nagisa and Sugino were walking together towards their school building at the old compus, just like they did each morning, talking with each other on their way there.
"That was one fun school trip." Nagisa said to his classmates.
Sugino sighed, wishing that the trip lasted longer than it did, "But now it's all back to normal."
"Yeah." David nodded in agreement.
"You call this normal?" Nagisa questioned as he shifted his gaze between his two friends.
"It became normal to us at this point." David explained to Nagisa to which Sugino nodded in agreement.
"Yo!" A familiar voice sounded behind the three boys, making them stop. They turned around and saw Isogai running towards them.
"Hey." Sugino greeted Isogai as he turned around to look at him.
David offered Isogai a small smile, "Hi."
"Morning Isogai." Nagisa greeted Isogai, smilling
Isogai stopped in front of his classmates and smiled at them, "Did you guys see that group email from Karasuma-sensei?"
"Yep." Nagisa nodded in response.
"It was about the transfer student, right?" Sugino wanted to be sure.
David nodded in confirmation, "It was."
Isogai reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone . He opened an email and showed it to his classmates. Sugino leaned towards Isogai's phone and read the email, with David and Nagisa quickly following his example as they gathered around Isogai's phone.
"Hmm." Sugino said after reading what was written in the email on Isogai's phone, "Sounds like another pro killer to me."
"So." Nagisa began, "Now they're bringing in student assassins."
Isogai looked up from his phone, "If they're a transfer student, maybe they'll be our age, not like Bitch-sensei!"
"I hope so." David said, "One Bitch-sensei is enough."
"True." His classmates voiced their agreement at the same time.
"On that note!" Okajima exclaimed as he appeared in front of Nagisa, David, Sugino and Isogai, starling the four boys. For them, he appeared out of thin air, because he was nowhere to be seen just a second ago.
"Where'd you come from!?" Sugino screamed as he jerked back, starled by Okajima's sudden appearance.
"I was curious too, so I asked Karasuma if he had a photo." Okajima explained as he pulled out his phone and showed the photo of the transfer student to his classmates, "Here's what he sent back!"
The photo showed a smilling girl about their age. This girl had lilac hair and red eyes.
"Oh!" Sugino exclaimed, "She's a girl!"
"And you've already made her your background." Nagisa commented, raising an eyebrow.
"She's pretty cute." Isogai complimented this new girl looks.
David nodded in agreement. This girl was indeed cute, "She is cute."
"Right! Super cute!" Okajima cried out, agreeing with Isogai and David as he pressed his phone against his chest. He started to dance excitedly at the thought of him and the new girl getting along, "Oh man, I sure hope we hit it off!"
Kataoka and Kurahashi who happened to be passing by David, Nagisa, Sugino, Isogai and Okajima at this moment had a chance to see Okajima's dance of excitement. Kataoka frowned, letting out a groan while Kurahashi smiled in exasperation. They turned away from the boys and continued to walk towards the school building.
"She doesn't look like a killer." Isogai stated to which Nagisa and David nodded in agreement.
"Dial it down a notch, Okajima." Sugino tried to get Okajima to settle down, but it was no use, as the pervert continued his dance of excitement.
"I wonder if she's here, yet." Isogai questioned, looking up in wonder.
David shrugged as he pushed himself into walk towards the school building, walking past Okajima who stopped his dance of excitement, "Only one way to find out."
Nagisa, Isogai, Sugino and Okajima followed him. They made their way into the school building and approached the entrance to their classroom. David slid the door open and walked into the classroom, following by his four classmates. They immediately saw that Kataoka and Kurahashi were already in the classroom, looking at something in front of them and that the new girl was nowhere to be seen.
They all froze where they stood when they looked at the thing that caught Kurahashi's and Kataoka's attention. That thing was a large black monitor at the end of the classroom, right next to the window. All of the students who were in the classroom at the moment slowly approached the machine and stared at it in silence, not really knowing what to say.
"...The hell is this?" Sugino broke the silence that formed in the classroom.
His voice seemed to activate the machine as the video screen turned on. The girl they saw in the photo provided to them by Karasuma appeared on the screen, "Good morning."
Everyone in the classroom gasped in suprise, "Huh?"
"I will be joining your class today." The girl on the screen said, her voice void of any emotion, "My designation is Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Nagisa, Sugino and Okajima stared at her with shocked wide eyes, "Didn't see that one coming!"
"...Cool." David was stunned just as much as his classmates were, but at the same time the exchange student couldn't help but feel amazed by the piece of technology in front of him. He blamed the amount of games he played, the amount of movies and TV shows he watched for this.
When the rest of E Class arrived at their classroom, they were obviously freaked out by the AIFA, just like their classmates that were the first ones to arrive in the classroom today were when AIFA revealed herself to them. Koro-sensei, Karasuma and Bitch-sensei arrived at the classroom shorty after the first class started, with the intention of explaining more about Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery to them.
Karasuma was standing in front of the blackboard, his fist trembling in an anger as he wrote down AIFA's full name on it, "...As I'm sure you know, this is your new classmate. Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery from Norway."
The screen turned on once again, "Nice to meet you all."
Kayano turned away from AIFA and looked at Karasuma, "Must be rough on Karasuma-sensei."
"I would go crazy if I had to act like everything was normal here." Sugaya thought to himself.
David shook his head as he recalled telling Nagisa that everything became normal to him at his point. He sighed internally. He was wrong. It didn't. He now knew that he won't get used to strange during this school year. He felt like this school year had more suprises prepared for him and his classmates.
Koro-sensei covered his mouth with his tentacles, as he couldn't contain his giggling, making Karasuma glare at him, "Don't laugh! You're no better than her!" He sighed and continued, "Just so you know, she's registered here as a student. She'll be sitting there aiming guns at you, but no under circumstances may you fight back. You're not permitted to harm any of the students. That was the agreement, right?"
"I see." Koro-sensei hummed, touching the area of his head where his chin would be, if he had one, "So you're exploiting a loophole in my teaching agreement to call a machine my student." He looked at the machine, "Very well. Welcome to the E Class, Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery."
"Thank you, Koro-sensei." AIFA responded after the girl appeared on the screen again.
After Karasuma was done with introducing Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery to E Class, he and Bitch-sensei left the classroom and Koro-sensei was allowed to properly start the first class. He began the class by writing something down on the blackboard from the textbook and his students made sure to write down as much as they could in their notebooks, though many of them had problem with paying attention to their teacher, because their attention was focused on the machine in the back of the classroom,
"Now, of these three characters here..." Koro-sensei began his lecture as he turned away from the blackboard to look at his students.
Kayano titled her head towards Nagisa and whispered to him, "But how's it going to attack?"
"How's what?" Nagisa questioned as he shifted his attention from Koro-sensei to Kayano.
"They call it a fixed artillery, but where are the guns?" Kayano asked.
David who overheard the conversation between Nagisa and Kayano turned around to look at the machine, wondering about the same thing as his friends did. Perharps some guns were hidden inside AIFA and would come out of her once she'd begin her attack on Koro-sensei? He had no idea. He will probably find out in the near future.
Nagisa placed his hand on his chin, beginning to wonder about Kayano's question, "Hmm, maybe..."
"...But is this really out of concern for Kajii?" Koro-sensei continued his lecture as he turned away from his students towards the blackboard.
Right after the octopus turned away from his students, a roll of green data appeared on the screen of the machine in the back of the classroom. It's sides bursted open, letting out some smoke and two large guns, the one on the left being a gun with four berrels, and the one on the right being a gun with a single long berrel, were aimed right at Koro-sensei.
"I knew it!" Nagisa exclaimed.
David nodded his head to himself, his eyes almost hopping out of their sockets as his theory about the AIFA turned out to be correct.
"Wow!" Sugino exclaimed, his eyes refusing to close, because of how shocked he was.
It was just seconds before the machine started her strike. She opened fire at Koro-sensei, releasing a literal bombardment of Anti-Sensei's pellets at Koro-sensei, making all of the students in the classroom duck their heads as they didn't want to get caught between her and her target. Koro-sensei used his Mach 20 speed to avoid the pellets fired his way by the machine, making them hit the blackboard behind him.
"Four shotguns and two machine guns." Koro-sensei said as he continued to dodge the pellets with ease, "That's a veritable cascade of bullets, but it's just what I've come to except from my students and discharding firearms during class is prohibited for safety reasons."
Koro-sensei slowed down a bit when he saw a pellet flying right towards his face. He stopped it by hitting it with a piece of chalk, making it fly away from him as the AIFA stopped her attack, her guns folding back into the machine.
"I will be careful." Her face appeared on the screen again, "Preparing to attack."
Most of the class flinched as she started preparing another attack, the green data appearing on the screen once again. Karasuma and Bitch-sense were watching everything through the window from the hallway.
"Now we'll see what's she made of." Karasuma commented, rubbing his chin, "She has the ability to evolve, you see."
"Recalculating trajectory." AIFA said as her circuits glowed blue, "Correcting angle. Entering auto-evolution phase 5/28/02."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Green stripes appeared on Koro-sensei's head as he waved chalk back and forth, "Will you ever learn?"
"Ah!" The students cried out as the AIFA brought out her guns again and opened fire at Koro-sensei again.
"The attack is identical to the first!" Koro-sensei declared as he began dodging the massive amount of pellets fired his way. This time it was much easier for him, because he already knew what kind of attack the machine was using, "Just what I'd except from a machine. Given that, I need only utilize my chalk the same way as before, and..."
He stopped himself from saying more as one of his tentacles got it by one of the pellets fired at him by the AIFA. The entire classroom watched in silence, too stunned say or do anything as the chalk fell out of Koro-sensei's grasp after the tentacle that was holding it was blown off. The chalk landed on the floor and was split into two equal pieces upon the impact. Koro-sensei sweated as he watched how the chalk landed on the floor, starting to grow worried.
"A blind spot..." The octopus said as he looked up from the floor at the machine in the back of the classroom, "...A hidden pellet. The second pellet flew along the same trajectory as the one I blocked, hiding it from my sight!"
"Left fingertip destroyed." AIFA said as she hid her guns, "The newly added secondary gun has proven effective."
"She improves her weapons and program everytime she learns her targets defense patterns." Karasuma explained to Bitch-sensei as they watched everything from their spot on the hallway, "Gradually closing in on her face."
"Probability of killing you with the next attack less than 0.001 percent." The machine began, "Probability of killing you with the attack after that less than 0.003 percent. Probability of killing you before graduation greater than 90 percent."
"Urr." Koro-sensei stared at the machine nervously as her human face appeared on the screen again.
"Now, then, Koro-sensei." She smiled, "Resuming attack phase."
The students flinched and ducked as the AIFA began her third attack, causing Koro-sensei to start dodging her attack, this time even faster than before. They were one thing all of the students from E Class were certain about as the machine continued her attack. They underestimated her. Even Karasuma and Bitch-sensei were left stunned by the AIFA's attacks.
When the first class ended, the entire floor of the classroom was left covered by the pink Anti-Sensei pellets and someone had to clean this mess up. This someone being the students from E Class. A lot of the students got up from their students and gathered around the mess they made by the machine.
"So..." Maehara knelt down in front of the mess. Okuda was standing behind him, carrying a broom, "We have to clean all this up."
Muramatsu tapped the machine in the back of the classroom, smilling, "You wouldn't happen to come with a vaccuum, eh, Fixed Artillery?" When the machine remained silent, not even turning her screen off, he scowled, "Tch, the cold shoulder, huh.'
"Give it up." Yoshida said to his friend, "What's the point in teasing a machine?"
David sighed, staring at the mess made by the machine. The amazement he felt was gone and was replaced with irritation, "Cleaning this up is going to take forever."
"Yeah." Sugaya nodded in agreement as he let out a sigh as well.
"All we can hope that this was the last time she'd do this." Maehara said as he got up from his kneeling position.
"Yeah." Sugino nodded, "We won't learn anything if she will continue to interrupt our classes."
"It will be kind of annoying as well." Kayano stated, holding a broom.
A sigh escaped David's lungs when he entered the classroom the next day, knowing that it was going to be a long day. Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery continued to attack Koro-sensei during each class they had yesterday, leaving a massive mess on the floor after each class, making him and his classmates clean up after her everytime. They barely even got time for eat their lunch during lunch break as most of their free time was spent cleaning mess the machine made.
He was suprised when he saw Terasaka wrapping a duct tape around the AIFA after entering the classroom, but decided leave him be and not do anything about it. He made his way to his desk and sat down on his seat, waiting for the class to start. It started a few moments later when Koro-sensei entered the classroom.
"29 and 35 seconds AM. All systems go." The machine said as she started to turn on, "Power supply voltage: stable. Operating system: normal. Recording disk: normal. Various devices: normal. No unnecessary elements found. Program: start. Verifying tasks: Today's plans: attack per 215 before sixth period. Continue analyzing target's evasion patterns..."
Her face appeared on the screen, with her right eye covered by the duct tape wrapped around her. She tried to bring out her guns, but the duct tape wrapped around her stopped her from doing so.
"Koro-sensei." She called out for the octopus, "I cannot deploy my guns like this. Please remove my restrains."
Koro-sensei placed one of his tentacles on his head, "Well, I don't know."
"Is this your doing?" AIFA questioned, "It is clearly harming me, which is in violation of your agreement."
A roll of tape was thrown at her as Terasaka cut her off, "Think again. It was me. You're a pain the ass any way you look at it. Learn some common sense before you start firing away, you box of bolts."
"Machines don't even know what common sense is!" Sugaya commented.
Hara turned around to look at the machine behind her, "We'll release you once class is over."
"That's how it goes." Sugino smiled, "If we keep getting repeats of yesterday, we'll never learn anything."
The AIFA just stared at them in silence and she remained this way for the rest of day.
It was night and Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery was left all alone in the E Class classroom, her human classmates were long gone, staying either in their homes or dorms in David's case. The tape which was wrapped around her by Terasaka this morning was gone, removed from her body after the last class ended.
"Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery to Master." She began, trying to send out a report to her creator, "Could not execute excepted tasks on day two due to unforeseen issues. The probability of correcting the problem on my own: zero percent. Probability of assassination by given deadline of graduation may drop considerably. Requesting immediate countermeasures."
"Now, now." Koro-sense placed one of his tentacles on top of the machine, "Don't rely on your parents."
The AIFA's human face appeared on the screen as it turned itself on, "Huh?"
"I can't really say the tactics they programmed you are a good fit for this classroom." Koro-sensei stated, "More importantly, you're a student and a transfer student at that. You should try to come up with ways to get along with your classmates on your own."
"Get along?" The machine questioned.
"Do you know why the students are interfering with your assassinaton?" Koro-sensei asked her, "As they see it, if your attacks disrupt class and if you do happen to kill me, the prize money would probably all go to your parents." He explained as she paused thoughtfully, "Your assassination has no upside for them at all."
"Now I understand Koro-sensei." AIFA replied in understanding, "I had not considered my classmates interests."
"Nuruhehehe." Koro-sensei laughed, "You are a smart one." He pulled out a large hard drive from his pocket, "Here I made this for you. Some apps and some extra RAM. All virus-free, please accept it."
He hooked the hard drive to the back of the machine, beginning to improve her as the empty classroom in the AIFA's viewpoint changed to a simulation of the daytime, with all of the students from E Class sitting on their seats, and with Koro-sensei standing in front of them.
"What is this?" She asked.
"Simulation software for working with your classmates as you attack." Koro-sensei explained, "You can see how it will boost your assassination success rate."
"No objection." AIFA answered to Koro-sensei explanation.
"I think you understand now how vital cooperation is to assassination." Koro-sensei stated, "Well? You'd like to get along with the others, right?"
"I do not know how." AIFA replied.
Koro-sensei appeared in front of her, carrying a large box that was filled with tools and various other random items which were not related to fixing anything, "As you can see, I came prepared!"
"What is that?" AIFA wanted to know.
"All the software you need for coorperation and more RAM." Koro-sensei explained, "Harming you might be against the rules, but there's nothing in there about increasing your capabilities." He made his back to the back of the machine and opened it, beginning to work on her systems, "Good morning."
"Why are you doing this?" She asked, "These upgrades will only shorten your life expectancy."
"I'm your teacher first and your target second." Koro-sensei replied, reaching out to grab another tool, "Yesterday was all it took for me to understand that both your ability and desire to learn are extremely high. Your parents gave you that gift and it's my job as your teacher to develop it. Learn to work with your classmates and develop your gifts even further.
"Koro-sensei?" AIFA called out for the octopus, "Is this desserts of the world checklist necessary for cooperation?"
"Nyuaa!" Koro-sensei flushed in embarrassment, "I, uh, I was hoping you might be able to help me with that. Too sweat a deal?"
A new day has begun and Sugino, Nagisa and David had just made their way into the school bulding at the campus after another long walk up the mountain. They entered the old building, with Sugino walking in front of David and Nagisa and walked down the hallway for a few moments before they reached the entrance to their classroom.
"Hey." Sugino called out for his friends as he was about to slid the entrance to the classroom open, "You think she's still gonna be here today?"
"Probably." Nagisa replied.
David nodded in agreement, "I'm not exactly sure, but yeah, probably."
"We gotta complain to Karasuma-sensei." Sugino said as he slid the door to the classroom open, "We can't have class with that thing around."
The three of them walked into their classroom and felt how their eyes widened when they looked at shelf of Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery standing at the end of the classroom. The quickly noticed something odd about the machine. It seemed to be larger than it was yesterday. Kurahashi and Kataoka who were already in the classroom seemed to notice the chage too as the two girls had their eyes on the machine.
"She seems bigger." Sugino stated, not taking his eyes of the AIFA as he approached the machine with David and Nagisa.
It was when the machine was turned on and the AIFA appeared on the screen, looking different than she did before. Her eyes were blue and instead of having completely blank stoic face, was smilling brightly. Even her background was different. Her background looked like it was some sort of park, with trees and flowers around her.
"Good morning, everybody!" She greeted her classmates with a warm welcoming smile.
Nagisa, David and Sugino's jaws dropped in shock, "HUH!?"
The AIFA ignored shocked expressions of her classmates and continued, "What beautiful weather we're having!"
Koro-sensei walked over to his students, intending to explain the sudden change in the AIFA to them, "To help her fit in, I gave her a full-body LCD display as well as body and uniform modeling software. I put it together myself for 606,000 yen."
The AIFA smiled brightly, her long lilac hair moving alongside the wind, "I'm so happy to be able spend such a refreshing day with you all!"
"Add to that her rich expressions and cheerful conversation skills." Koro-sensei continued, "Plus the vast amounts of software and memory necessary to run it all, another 1,103,000 yen!"
Nagisa deadpanned. The new's girl revolution has certainly taken a strange turn. He glanced to his righ side and saw Sugino who was stll as shocked as he was a few seconds ago. The blue haired boy shifted his gaze from Sugino to David a second later and saw his foreign friend looking at the upgraded AIFA in interested amazement.
"All I have in my wallet..." Koro-sensei began as he pulled out a single coin for everyone to see, sweating nervously, "...Is measly five yen!'
It was just a matter of time, about several minutes to tbe exact, before the rest of E Class arrived at their classroom, immediately noticing the new upgraded Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery. Needless to say, her transformation left everyone in awe.
"The plants in the garden are turning lovely and green!" AIFA said brightly as she had her left hand pressed against her chest, balancing a pink bird on her finger of her other hand, admiring it, "Spring is over, and the coming summers smells so pleasant!"
"She got hella cute overning!" Okajima grinned, his cheeks reddened.
Kouki sweatdropped, "That is the fixed artillery, right?"
"Don't be folled!" Terasaka scoffed rudely, leaning back in his chair, "It's just some program that the octopus loaded up. It might act nice, but a machine is still a machine. It's still gonna start attacking out of nowhere. The domb box o' bolts."
"I understand how you feel, Terasaka." AIFA rotated her body, making her screen face Terasaka. The sky behind her turned grey, with thunder sounding in the background, as she looked down in a depressed manner, closing her eyes, "I was like that until yesterday." She opened her eyes and placed her hand on her chin as tears builded up in her eyes, before spilling down her cheeks, "Box of bolts, I-I don't even know what to say."
She pressed her hand against the face and started crying into them as Kataoka looked at Terasaka with a disappointed look on her face, "Aw, you made her cry."
"Terasaka made a 2D girl cry." Hara commented dryly.
"You're probably the first person in history to do so." David shook his head, looking at Terasaka, "What a great accomplishment."
"Cut it out!" Terasaka yelled at them, "People'll take that the wrong way!"
"I think it's wonderful." Takebayashi smiled, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose, "2D. A woman is not a woman until she loses that third D."
"Takebayashi!" Isogai screamed at Takebayashi as he and Kimura appeared next to the glasses wearing boy, "That's your first line in this story!?"
"Are you sure?" Kimura questioned.
The AIFA wiped her tears happily as the computer rain cleared out and her background returned to being a sunny one, "But don't worry everybody." She turned her screen towards Koro-sensei, "Koro-sensei taught me the importance of working together." She smiled sweetly, "I'll hold off my own assassination attempts until I have your approval. That way you'll come to like me!"
"So, please, be nice to her!" Koro-sensei told his students, "Of course, though, I may have given her certain upgrades, I didn't lay a finger on her killer instincts."
"Indeed!" AIFA confirmed it by showing off her guns to her classmates, making Hara and Kataoka jerk back.
"If you want to kill me!" Koro-sensei grinned and a few tools popped out from between his teeth, "I imagine she'll prove a formidable ally!"
The class started shorty after and all the students took their seats. Koro-sensei was standing in front of blackboard, his back facing his students, writing something down on it as his students made sure to write all of it down in their notebooks.
"Now, the retina contains long, thin rods, as well as short, fat, what?" He turned away from the blackboard and faced his students. He pointed at one of them and called out for them, "Sugaya!"
Sugaya looked up once he heard his teacher calling out for him, "Huh, me?"
"Answer without looking at your textbook." Koro-sensei expained to Sugaya what he wanted from him.
"Yikes!" Sugaya panicked. He wasn't paying any attention to todays lecture. He looked around himself and something caught his attention out of of the corner of his eye. Sugaya glanced to his side and saw that the AIFA had the answer written on her leg, with an orange arrow pointing right at it. She gave him a wink and gestured to him to be quiet about her help, "...Uh, cones?"
"Now, hang on Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery!" Koro-sensei screamed as he saw the AIFA helping Sugaya answer his question, raising his tentacles in the air, "Don't go slipping him the answer!"
AIFA looked up at him, a look of genuine confusion on her face, "But Sensei, you programmed me to give perks to my fellow students!"
"Cheating is not a perk!" Koro-sensei yelled.
The lunch break has come and the AIFA was showing off her skills to her classmates, impressing them even more. Creating a miniature version of Veus De Milo was one of the things she did. Okano, Kurahashi, David, Yada, Sugaya were gathered around the sculpture, admiring it as the AIFA was playing with checkers with Fuwa and Chiba.
Kurahashi beamed, "Wow!"
Okano leaned in to take a closer look at the sculpture, "Whoa, you can make this stuff inside you?"
"Yes!" AIFA replied, "I contain supplies of certain plastic that I can mold freely! I can make anything if I have the data, not just guns!"
Sugaya leaned it to admire it closely, "Wow, what a sculptor."
"This is actually pretty neat." David stated, impressed by it as he looked at the AIFA, "Try to make an Iron Man figure!"
"Of course!" AIFA replied to David's request, saluting at the foreigner, "First I will have to research who this Iron Man is, but I can do that!"
David smiled, "Thanks."
"How about some flowers?" Yada questioned, "Could you try to make them too?"
"Understood!" AIFA responded to Yada's request, "I will gather data right after I will gather Iron Man's data."
"Thanks." Yada smiled.
The AIFA took her with the checkers and moved a piece, "Check, Chiba."
"Huh?" Chiba groaned and placed his head on the table, "Three matches in and I already can't win."
"She learns so fast." Maehara commented.
"It's amazing." Fuwa agreed, "Ooh, there was this manga where an AI controlled the world through electronic drugs!"
"Do you refer to the super popular detective manga that was serialized in a major magazine and made into an anime?" AIFA questioned.
Fuwa looked at her in confusion, "How come you know about that but not about flowers?"
David nodded in agreement, "If you know about this manga, then I'm actually kind of suprised that you don't know about Iron Man."
Sugino smiled at the view in front of him, "She ended up being really popular."
"Yeah." Kayano agreed, "She can do lots of things at once and make whatever she wants!"
Koro-sensei stiffened, "Oh, shoot!"
Nagisa turned around to look at his teacher, "What's wrong?"
Koro-sensei looked down, "Her character type is just like mine!"
"It's nothing like yours!" Nagisa pointed out.
"I went and upgraded her, and now she's encroaching my popularity!" Koro-sensei began sweating, badly, "Look, class!" He screamed as he threw his tentacles into the air, making everyone look at him, "I can put on a human face, you know!" A weird human face appeared on his head, "See? I just need to change my skin color a little, and..."
"That's creepy!" Kouki cut him off.
Koro-sensei turned away and sulked on his desk, despairing over the fact how Kouki called his human face, "Mimura looked at my face and called it creepy!..."
Kataoka shifted her gaze from her teacher at the AIFA and smiled, "Hey, why don't we pick a name for her? Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery is a bit of a mouthful."
The AIFA looked at her classmates in suprise as Yada agreed with Kataoka, "Sure is."
"Let's see." Kataoka began, "Why don't we take one word in Japanese?"
"Like 'jiritsu' for 'Autonomously'?" Okano suggested.
"Yeah." Fuwa smiled, "How about Ritsu?"
David smiled, "I like it."
Chiba had a completely different mind about it as he lifted his head up from the desk, "Cop-out."
"What?" Fuwa looked at him in suprise, "It's cute."
"Ritsu." AIFA repeated the name Fuwa came up for her, trying it out.
"You okay with this?" Maehara asked as he and a few others leaned in, their smilling faces reflecting back on the screen.
"I love it!" AIFA smiled widely as she accepted Ritsu as her new name, "So please, call me Ritsu."
Nagisa walked over to Karma, "This might work out."
"I wonder." Karma hummed as he and Nagisa looked at Ritsu, "It's like Terasaka said, she's just following Koro-sensei's program, it's not like machines have free will. Wherever she goes from here, it's up to the guys who built her."
The next morning came and Ritsu's body returned back to the way it was before Koro-sensei did some upgrades on her. The small screen turned on each student of E Class was in the classroom, revealing Ritsu's completely stoic face, with her eye color being red again
"Good morning everybody." She greeted her classmates, her tone void of emotion.
"The higher-up have clarified your agreement." Karasuma began, standing in the front of the classroom with Koro-sensei who looked a little nervous, "According to them, any unathorized modifications will also be considered harm." He shifted his gaze from Koro-sensei to Terasaka, "The same goes for you. If you restrict her functionality or cause any damage, you'll be asked to pay compensation."
Terasaka scoffed looked away, "Pfft."
"These are her owners wishes." Karasuma looked at his students, "We have to comply."
"Owners? I don't know about that." Koro-sensei rubbed his head with his tentacle, "I'd like to put my students feelings before those of her parents."
The class started shorty after and but the students weren's paying attention to Koro-sensei's lecture. They were looking over their shoulders at Ritsu's body, knowing what was coming. Ritsu's beendowngraded back to the way she was when they first met her three days ago and it was just a matter of time, maybe even seconds at this point, before another long assault will begin.
They all readied themselves to duck as Ritsu's body began powering up, with Koro-sense readying himself to spent long day dodging her attacks, but much to everyone's suprise, Ritsu didn't open fire. Something completely different happened. The four hands of her shelf were holding a very large amount, probably hundreds of all kinds of flowers.
"I promised I'd make flowers." She said, "That's not all. I'd like you to look in your desk, David. Something is waiting for you there."
David reached into his desk and his eyes snapped open in suprise, as if he wasn't suprised enough by what just happened, when he saw a very well made figure of Iron Man. He picked it up, allowing his classmates to see it, and eyed it as if it was his birthday again.
"Awesome!" He smiled widely, looking as if Christmas came earlier this year as he turned around. He offered Ritsu a grateful smile, "Thank you so much, Ritsu! I always wanted to have a figure of Iron Man, but never had the opportunity to get one!" He looked around his new classmates who were either looking at him in amusement or were staring at him as if he had just grown second head, "What? You know that I enjoy nerdy stuff and Iron Man has always been my favourite superhero."
"Koro-sensei made 985 improvements to my body." Ritsu began as her classmates started to smile at her, "My master judged most of them irrelevant to assassination and removed them, deleted them and restored my factory defaults. But from what I learned of the E Class, I myself decided that my ability to cooperate was essential to assassination. so before it was deleted, I hid relevant software in a corner of my memory."
"Wonderful!" Koro-sensei proudly exclaimed, practically bursting with excitement, "Ritsu, this must mean..."
"Yes!" Ritsu's face appeared on the screen, her eyes were blue again and her background was sunny once again, "I have defied my master of my own free will!"
Nagisa and Kayano exchanged glances and smiled, David smiled, setting his new Iron Man figure on his desk as Karma chuckled, reaching his hands out to touch the falling flower petals.
He glanced to his right side at Ritsu, "Nice one."
Ritsu smiled nervously, holding a bit onto her long lilac hair, "Koro-sensei, does this mean I'm going through a rebellous phase?" She blushed, "Am I a bad girl?"
"Not at all." Koro-sensei assured his newest student, a large red circle appearing on his face, "You're third year junior high student, and a fine one at that!"
And with that, the class total went from twenty seven students to twenty eight students.
Ritsu has arrived! I'm looking forward to write the scenes between her and David in the future chapters :)
Hope it wasn't that bad. See you in another chapter.