Episode 4: Handle With Care
(One Day at The Loud Cottage House, in The Living Room Lincoln Loud and his 10 Sister's Luan Loud Lori Loud Leni Loud Luna Loud Lynn Loud Jr Lola Loud Lana Loud Lucy Loud Lisa Loud Lily Loud and his cousin's Cuphead and Mugman put on there Blindfold Getting Ready for Playing there favorite game Pillow Fight.)
Cuphead: Prepare to have all your face's rearranged, Guy's [He pulls the blindfold over his eyes]
Lincoln Loud: Oh you are so Going Down Cousin, (Lincoln put the blindfold over his eye's.)
Lori Loud: We Are literally going to Teach you a lesson Cuphead. (Lori put the blindfold over her eye's.)
Leni Loud: What game are we playing again? (Leni put the blindfold over her eye's.)
Luna Loud: I'm going to Beat you Dude's (Luna put the blindfold over her eye's.)
Luan Loud: This Pillow Fight is going to be a Funny fight ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it Get it. (Luan put the blindfold over her eye's.)
Lynn Loud Jr: I'm going to Beat you guy's i'm Lynner Lynner Chicken Dinner. (Lynn Loud Jr put the blindfold over her Eye's.)
Lola Loud: I going to beat you again Lana (Lola put the blindfold over her Eye's.)
Lana Loud: No I will Lola. (Lana put the blindfold over her Eye's.)
(Lucy Loud Appear out of Nowhere and it Scare Both Lola and Lana Loud.)
Lucy Loud: BOO!
Lola Loud/Lana Loud: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Lucy Loud: I'm going to beat you Guy's! Ha Ha! (Lucy put the blindfold over her Bang's that cover her Eye's.)
Lisa Loud: My Sibing's and my Two Cousin's are playing Pillow Fight But you can't beat them join them. (Lisa Loud put the Blindfold over her Glasses.)
Lily Loud: pillow fight pillow fight. (Lily Loud Put the Blindfold over her Eye's.)
Mugman: You're messing with the wrong mug, My Crazy Brother and Zany 11 Cousin's. [He pulls his own blindfold down.]
Lincoln Loud : [holding up a pillow and fluffing it] Eleven…
Lori Loud: (holding up a pillow and fluffing it.) Ten…
Luna Loud: (holding up a pillow and pretend it's a Guitar.) Nine…
Luan Loud: (holding up a pillow with Mr. Coconut's.) Eight…
Leni Loud: (holding the pillow Upside Down.) Seven…
Lynn Loud Jr: (holding up the pillow like a Football.) Six…
Lola Loud and Lana Loud: (holding the Big Pillow Together.) Five…
Lisa Loud: (holding the Pillow that look like Albert Einstein.) Four…
Lily Loud: [holding up a pillow and fluffing it] Three…
Mugman: [fluffing his pillow] Two…
Cuphead: One, go!
(They All Yelling and Screaming the kid's and run past each other and swing their pillows wildly.)
Outside, in The Backyard Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud are having a BBQ Making Burger's and Grandfather Elder Kettle waters the garden.
Andrea Cala Maria P.O.V
(Andrea Cala Maria Come into The Scene Walking To The Door and she Knock on it.)
(Lincoln Stop playing Pillow Fight, Remove his Blindfold and Open the Door to see Andrea Smile.)
Lincoln Loud: Oh Hey Andrea What are you doing here?
Andrea Cala Maria: Hi Lincoln I ask my Mom so I can have a sleep over at your place and I Bring my Pet Talking Goldfish Lucky.
(Lucky The Goldfish Jump out of hid fishbowl.)
Lucky the Goldfish: Hey Kid are you playing pillow fight with your 10 sister's and your two cousin's.
(Lincoln look at the pillow on his hand's but he hide it behind his back.)
Lincoln Loud: Oh Sorry Me, My Sister's and my Cousin's are playing a Game .
(Lincoln loud, Andrea Cala Maria Notice and Look Inside, to see Lincoln Ten sister's and his two Cousin's Cuphead and Mugman Smashing Destory and Broken everything in the Cottage and Mugman twirls as Cuphead smacks the floor. Something is heard smashing.)
Andrea Cala Maria/Lincoln Loud/Lucky the GoldFish: Gasp!
The Loud Sister's/Cuphead/Mugman: Uh-Oh!
Mugman: What was that?
(Mugman take's off his Blindfold and the loud sister's and cuphead remove there Blindfold's as Well and They all See Mugman Handle is not on the back of his head.)
Andrea Cala Maria: Holey Sea Horse!
Lucky The Goldfish: Oh Boy!
Lincoln Loud and his 10 Sister's: Gasp!
Cuphead: Ooh!
(Mugman Turn around to Cuphead, The Loud Kid's, Andrea Cala Maria and Lucky the Goldfish.)
Mugman: What is it?
(They all Look Down to see Mugman's broken handle lies on the floor.)
The Loud Kid's: ( Pretend to Whistle Themself's) Nothing! Cousin Mugman.
Andrea Cala Maria: Yeah Nothing! Mugman we are just having a sleepover right guy's. (Pretend to Smile.)
The Loud kid's: Right! (Pretend to Smile as well.)
Lucky the Goldfish: Yup! Nothing at all Mugman right Cuphead! (talking to Cuphead.)
Cuphead: [sweating profusely] Uh... Yeah! Right! Nothing, at all. Nothing. Why? What? Why?
Mugman: [giving his 11 cousin's Lincoln Loud and his 10 Sister's Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the Goldfish and Cuphead a suspicious glare] Oh, it's something. [He faces the mirror] Hmm...
(He buffs a tooth, then checks his nose. He notices the broken remains of the back of his head, then slowly turns around to see his handle on the floor. He touches his head, then screams. As he runs around, Cuphead picks up the handle.)
Cuphead: Can you feel this?
(He pokes the handle, then tickles it. Mugman laughs.)
Luan Loud: Hey Cousin Cuphead I wanna try.
(Luan loud take the Handle from Cuphead and Tickles it more and Mugman Laugh's harder.)
Mugman: Hey! Give me that!
[He snatches his handle From Luan and splutters]
Luan Loud: Cousin relax. We'll handle it. [Mugman glares] I mean, take care of it. [ She licks the handle, then twirls Mugman around] Easy as pie. Ha ha ha ha ha! Get it Get it.
(She sticks it back onto Mugman's head] See?
[Mugman swoons, delighted. Unfortunately, it doesn't last long and the handle falls off, chipping more small porcelain fragments.]
(Mugman got more scare.)
Mugman: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Mugman: Boy, that never gets easier.
Cuphead: Don't worry just yet.
[He gets out a roll of scotch tape, and tapes the handle to Mugman's head]
Mugman: How do I look?
Cuphead: Good as new.
(The handle falls. Mugman yells, tape still on his face.)
(Lana Loud Was Thinking an a light bulb Appear on her Head and got an idea.)
Lana Loud: Wait I Have a Better idea.
(Then Lana Loud runs out of the house and returns with a honey-filled beehive. She waves a few bees away, then dips the handle into the honey and sticks it back on.]
Lana Loud: And voilà!
Mugman: Thanks, Cousin Lana.
(Mugman Shake Lana loud Hand.)
(Then Lori Loud and her siblings Cuphead Andrea Cala Maria and Lucky the goldfish Turn around to See an Angry Black Bear next to Mugman and Lana Loud.)
Lori Loud: Lana Where did you get that Honey from?
Lana Loud: I Steal the honey from the mean Black bear like the one right behind Me.
(Lana Loud and mugman turn around to see An Angry Black Bear and she hold up a sign said UH_OH!)
(A black bear Chases them around the room. Offscreen the bear beats the Kid's up. It walks out of the house with the beehive under its arm and the bee's follow the bear.)
The battered all the kid's lie on the ground]
Lana Loud: I guess Stealing a Honey from a bear is a Bad idea.
Lola Loud: You think and Maybe i should tell the Devil about that bear.
(Andrea Cala Maria and Lucy Loud see Lola talking about the Devil.)
Andrea Cala Maria: Gasp!
Lucy Loud: Gasp!
Andrea Cala Maria: What did you say blondey! (Andrea and Lucy stare at Lola Loud.)
Lola Loud: Oh Nothing Fishface. (Lola Loud stare back at Andrea Cala Maria and Lucy Loud.)
Cuphead: If only there were some substance that could stick one item to another that didn't attract bears.
(Cuphead was thinking.)
[Mugman rolls onto his front and sobs]
(Cuphed, the loud kid's Andrea Cala Maria and Lucky the Goldfish look at Mugman Crying.)
Cuphead: Hold on there, Mugsy. This ain't over till we say it's over.
Mugman: [lying in a pool of tears and looking over at his Cousin The Loud Kid's, Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the Goldfish and Cuphead] It's over.
Cuphead: Aw! You're getting worked up over nothing.
Mugman: [getting angry] Oh, really? Why don't we snap off your handle too then?
[He swipes at Cuphead]
Cuphead: NO! I mean, no?
Mugman: [sighing] What if it never sticks back on? A mug without a handle is just a bowl! I'm a mug! I'm Mugman! Not Bowlboy! I don't wanna be Bowlboy! I never shoulda let you talk me into this!
Cuphead: What?! You were the one begging for a blindfolded pillow fight with our Cousin's.
The Loud kid's: Hey!
Mugman: This is hardly the time to point fingers, Cuphead!
Cuphead: Well, don't get mad at me!
Mugman: Well, don't get mad at me!
Cuphead: I'm the one racking my brain trying to remember what glue is! Hey! That's right!
Both: Glue is glue!
Cuphead: Here we go. [He opens a drawer and finds a tube of glue, which is stuck to a mass of objects. He tries to pry it free] Oh, boy.
Mugman: [lying on the floor, downhearted] I'm never gonna fix my handle. Maybe I am Bowlboy.
Cuphead: Aw, this ain't nothing. We can just get some new glue from Porkrind's.
Mugman: But I can't go out looking like this.
Cuphead: No one's even gonna notice.
[Aunt Rita Loud Uncle Lynn Loud Sr. and Grandfather Elder Kettle sees Mugman and screams. They dashes off. Mugman scowls at The Loud Kid's Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the goldfish and Cuphead, who laughs nervously]
[Later, The Loud Kid's Andrea Cala Maria holding Lucky the goldfish fishbowl in her hand's, and Cuphead are outside.]
Cuphead: Mugs, We get that you don't wanna be seen,
Lori Loud: but why do We gotta do all this stuff?
[Mugman is walking along the road in front of The loud kid's Andrea Cala Maria lucky the goldfish and Cuphead, dressed as a bride, complete with lipstick and heeled slippers.]
Mugman: [lifting his veil] Just pipe down and scatter those flower petals.
Lori Loud: (Angry.) Me and my Big Mouth.
Leni Loud: just play along lori.
[As he The Loud kid's Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the goldfish and Mugman pass a bus stop, Cuphead, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Loud Jr, Lola, Lana, Lucy , Lisa, Lily, Andrea Cala Maria and Lucky the Goldfish skips in front of his friend brother Cousin's and scatters flower petals. The onlookers gush over Mugman. A gust of wind tears his dress, veil and fake eyelashes off]
(The Toon's Expect for Mr. Grouse Gasp!)
Toon: Broken handle!
Toon 2: It's hideous!
[They flee. Expect for Mr. Grouse who stay behind. Mugman sighs]
Mr. Grouse: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Hey Loud you cousin as a Handle broken ha ha ha ha!
(Andrea Cala Maria Look at Mr. Grouse and chance to her Gorgon form and scare mr. grouse with her Snake's and he zip out as well.)
(Lucy Loud look at lincoln loud.)
Lucy Loud: you have an amazing girlfriend who is a mermaid and the daughter of Cala Maria.
Lincoln Loud: I know Lucy that when i first meet her at the carnival and she help us get away from the devil and your a big fan of him.
Lucy Loud: HMMM! Why is Lola is talking about the devil?
(Toon Bowl Look at the kid's.)
Mugman: Nobody asked you, Bowlboy!
[Mugman stalks off, with The loud kid's Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the goldfish and Cuphead following behind]
(Bowlboy look at Sid Chang and her sister Adelaide Chang.)
Bowl: Gee, what's eatin' him?
Sid Chang: I Don't Know Bowlboy I just don't know?
Adelaide Chang: Wait is that Andrea Cala Maria she in love with lincoln loud.
(Adelaide Chang look at the Viewer's .)
Adelaide Chang: Uncle Brineybeard is not going to be happy about this.
[At the store, Porkrind sits at the counter, eyeing the radio With his Two Employee's Ronnie anne and his Brother Bobby Santiago.]
Announcer: It's Frenchy's Dream and Granny's Whiskers! It's Frenchy's Dream! It's Granny's Whiskers! It's Frenchy's Dream... Oh, no! Granny's Whiskers wins by a hair!
[He turns off the radio]
Porkrind: Granny's Whiskers…
(Porkrind Look at his Two Employee's Ronnie Anne and his brother Bobby Santiago are putting the stuff in the back but they Accident drop the stuff on the floor.)
Porkrind: Will you two knock it off and clean up this mess or your Fired.
Ronnie anne: sorry mr. Porkrind we can clean this up right bobby.
Bobby Santiago: Right Sis We will clean up this mess.
(Ronnie anne and Bobby Santiago Zip Out to the Back to clean more stuff.)
[He hears the door opening to see Cuphead, Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the goldfish and the loud kid's at the door along with mugman.]
Cuphead: Knock-knock!
Lincoln Loud: Hi Mr. Porkrind.
Andrea Cala Maria: Hello Porkrind.
Mugman: [throwing the door wide open] Porkrind! We've got a problem!
(Mugman Fall on Top on his Cousin's his friend Andrea Cala Maria and Lucky the gold fish.)
Porkrind: Do you Guy's want now?
Lincoln Loud: We need a tube of glue bad.
Mugman: Real bad.
Lucy Loud: very bad.
Porkrind: Gonna be real expensive then.
Leni Loud: Like We'll Pay Anything Mr. Porkrind.
(Porkrind got an idea.)
Porkrind: Well, la-di-da. Somebody knows the magic words. So, what are we gluing?
[Mugman presents his broken handle. Porkrind gags]
Mugman: Of course! He's disgusted by my disembodied handle.
Porkrind: [swallowing] Nah. I don't care about you or your handle. I just ate a rank fish sandwich.
(They Turn around to See a Tuna Fish Sandwitch and it's Smell Bad.)
Cuphead/Mugman: AAAAAAAAA!
The Loud Kid's: Yuck!
Andrea Cala Maria: That fish smell so Bad.
Lucky the Goldfish: Why Fish Smell Terrible.
Porkrind: [swallowing] Nah. I don't care about you or your handle. I just ate a rank fish sandwich. Yep. Anyway, I'll sell you the glue. Be back in a jiff i'm just going to talk to my Two Employee 's.
[He goes to the back of the store to talk to Ronnie anne and Bobby.]
Cuphead: You see, Guy's? Nothing to worry about. That handle will be back on in no time. [He eyes a pot lid] That is, if you even want it back. Maybe it's time for a little change.
Mugman: Change?
Lori Loud: [tying an apron around her Cousin and putting him on a stool] Think about it! You could have any handle you want, Cousin Mugsy. [She spins him to a mirror] How about this one?
{Lori tries an ornate gold handle on Mugman.]
Mugman: Nah. Too fancy. [A wrench] Too industrial. [Chattering teeth] Uh, too "shticky." [A bicycle handle with a bell] No. [A candlestick with a lit candle] No. [A horseshoe] No. [A horn] Nah. [A magnet] Nope. [A flush which drains Mugman's head] Hmm... Nah. [A telephone reciever] Nope. [A boomerang] No. [A saxophone] No. [A rattlesnake] No! [A half-donut] Maybe... No. [ Lori eats the donut] Listen, Cousin Lori, I don't want any of these other handles. I just wanna be me again.
Cuphead: Ah, yes. The old classic. We'll stick with the original.
Mugman: Right!
The Loud Kid's/Andrea Cala Maria/Lucky the goldfish: Yeah! Right.
Porkrind: Wrong. I just talk to my Two Employee's We are all outta glue. I get the next shipment in three months. [He turns on the video and listens to the races]
Mugman: Three months?!
[Later, Mugman trudges home and sulks on the couch]
Cuphead: Aw, come on, Mugsy. Three months will go by like that. You can still go outside. People just need to get used to it.
Mugman: [peeking out from under a blanket] Really?
Cuphead/The Loud Kid's/Andrea Cala Maria/Lucky The Goldfish: WAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Luan Loud: Sorry. I'm still getting used to it. Ha ha ha ha! Get it Get it.
[Mugman frowns and pulls the blanket back over himself]
Lucy Loud: i wish there something to help cousin Mugman.
Grandfather Kettle: Uh, Mugman? Oh, there you are, boy. Excuse us for a moment, Guy's!
Cuphead: Of course. I'll leave you two alone. Come on guy's let's go get ice cream.
The Loud Kid's: ICE CREAM!.
Andrea Cala Maria: ICE CREAM!
Lucky the Goldfish: OH BOY ICE CREAM.
(They all zip out to get Ice Cream.)
{then Grandfather kettle sits on the couch with Mugman.]
Grandfather Kettle: Mugman, I'm sorry I screamed in horror at the mere sight of you, but it just took me by surprise. [Mugman peeks out from under the blanket at Elder Kettle. Only his eye and his nose are visible] Oh, but gosh, you boys are just growing up so fast. Your bodies are going through changes. [Surprised, Mugman peeks further out] I should've known. It's about time your baby handles fell off.
[Mugman jumps off]
Mugman: Baby handle?
Cuphead: [from behind the couch.] Baby handle?!
Lincoln Loud and his 10 Sister's: (from behind the couch.) Baby handle?!
Andrea Cala Maria: (from behind the couch.) Baby handle?!
Lucky the Goldfish: (from behind the couch still inside his fish bowl.) Baby handle?!
Grandfather Kettle: Why, yes. Your baby handles. I still remember the day I lost my baby handle. Back when I was but a wee little kettle. [In a flashback, a young Kettle brushes his tooth] I was in the middle of brushing my tiny little toothie, when to my surprise, it happened. [The young Kettle's handle breaks off] Darn it, if my baby handle didn't just pop right off! Like all good boys, I knew that when your baby handle falls off, why, that means you're getting a visit from the Handle Fairy! So, I put my baby handle under my pillow and waited. [At night, the young Kettle lies in bed. A bright light shines through a window and a fairy flies in. Later, a smiling sun shines out the window and crows like a rooster. Kettle finds the handle missing from under his pillow] In the morning, I ran over to my bedroom mirror, and there it was. My shiny, new... man handle. [He eyes his longer new handle and beams. In the present, Elder Kettle finishes his story, standing in the middle of the room] Ah, youth.
(Mugman running around Grandfather kettle aunt rita and uncle lynn loud sr.)
Mugman: Woohoo! Boy! Hear that, Guy's I'm getting a man handle!
Cuphead: Hey! I want a man handle!
[He breaks his handle against a wall]
Kettle: Well, I guess that saves the Handle Fairy a trip.
(Lincoln, Luan, Leni, Lori, Luna, Lynn, Lucy, Lisa, Lola, Lily, and Lana. Andrea Cala Maria Lucky the Goldfish Grandfather Kettle Rita loud Lynn loud sr. are All Laughing.)
(Later, The loud kid's Andrea cala maria and lucky the goldfish are sleeping and the boys stash their handles under their pillows and go to sleep. Night passes, and morning breaks. Now sporting handles, the kids and the boys run downstairs, yelling excitedly]
Cuphead/Mugman; Elder Kettle! Elder Kettle!
(The Loud kid's Andrea Cala Maria And Lucky the Goldfish follow Cuphead and Mugman downstair's.)
[Elder Kettle stands in front of a broom closet, where a fairy costume is seen on a coat hanger]
Grandfather Kettle: Oh, uh…
Mugman: The Handle Fairy came!
Cuphead: Get a load of these man handles!
[As Grandfather
Elder Kettle faces the boys, he's seen holding a tube of glue behind his back]
Kettle: [tossing the glue into the closet and shutting the door] Oh! Looks like he... Uh, I mean, she did a great job.
Mugman: To our man handles!
Both: Cheers!
[They toast with their heads, which shatter]
(Lincoln loud and his 10 sister's Andrea Cala and Lucky the goldfish all look at each other.)
Lincoln Loud: I think we need more glue guy's.
Lola Loud P.O.V.
(Lola Loud Walking to her and Lana room and put out a Toon phone behind her back and talking to her Boss the Devil.)
(The Devil Was Sleeping on his bed and the phone ringing and Minion come to the scene and with the phone.)
Minion: Hey Boss boss boss BOSS!
(The Devil wake up to see minion.)
The Devil; What do you want Minion can't you see i'm trying to get some sleep.
Minion: But it's your Employee The Spy Miss Lola Loud she on the Phone.
(The Devil was Shocked and scare to here that name again because she mean and evil.)
(The Devil pick up the phone talking to lola loud.)
The Devil: Hello Lola.
Lola Loud: HEY DEVIL You Fail to get my Brother lincoln and my Cousin Cuphead's Soul and if you fail again i'm going to Skin you alive you got it.
(The Devil Nodded and he was scare.)
The Devil: yes yes yes yes yes i won't fail again and that's why you are my number 1 Spy.
(He hang up the phone and he stare at minion.)
The Devil: Why did i pick her for the job as a spy in the first place.
Minion: Because she mean and bossy.
The Devil: Oh Now i remember.
(The Scene chance to Lola and Lana room.)
Lola Loud: That horn face freak will get it if he won't lose to my family again.
Andrea Cala Maria: Won't Lose to What! Lola.
(Lola Loud turn around to see both Andrea Cala Maria and Lucy Loud with Angry look's on there Face's.)
Lola Loud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lola Loud: Lucy what are you doing to my room and why is fishface is here in my room.
Andrea cala Maria: Will you drop the act lola loud me and lucy knew all along you work for the devil as a Spy.
(Lola loud was shocked that her rival and goth sister found out she work's for the devil.)
(Lola loud Smile evil and Laughing very crazy.)
Lola Loud: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! So you two found out i work for him.
Lucy Loud: But how did you get the job in the first place.
(Lola Loud come up with a flashback.)
(The Flashback Start.)
(Lola Loud Yelling The Devil on the phone.)
Lola Loud: [shouting] NOW LISTEN HORN GOAT FACE I WANNA WORK FOR YOU AS A SPY AND A Another thing.)
[Lola takes a deep breath, and yells out something over the phone, which is obscured by the loud whirring of a hair dryer Leni is using.)
Flashback End.
Lola Loud: I have my own way's and there no way you can stop me and what you girl's are going to do called your ghost's friend's ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Lucille Loud Appear Behind Lola Loud.)
Lola Loud; Huh?
(Lola loud turn around to see the ghost of there ancestor Lucllie Loud.)
Lucille Loud: BOO!
Lola Loud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GHOST!
(Lola loud run very fast to get away from the ghost.)
(Lucllie Loud turn around to see Andrea cala maria and lucy loud.)
Lucllie Loud: What's wrong with her it's look like she see a ghost!
Iris Out.
(Hey Folk's I Hope you like This Surprise Ending and Lucile Loud from The Loud House Movie Make's a Cameo Guest Appearance in This Chapter and She Returns in Chapter 6: Ghosts Ain't Real With Lucille Loud.)