Mrs. Lisa Asparagus was currently expecting and Junior was positively ELATED to hear.
"WOW, mom!" Junior exclaimed. "I'm gonna be a big brotherrr!"
"This is quite exciting indeed, son…" Mrs. Asparagus chuckled. "I haven't been this excited since the day you came—or the day I married your father!"
That last statement made the wheels in Junior's head turn like mad. He turned to face his mother, a massive smile upon his tiny face.
"Say, what was that like anyway?" The little boy inquired, leaning closer to his mother.
"Well son," said Daniel, his father, having emerged from the kitchen. "Come sit with your mother and I, we'll tell you all about it..."