A/n: Welcome back readers! PsychoJack is here with another episode…er chapter of Mineta the Mayhem. It looks like Mineta has had quite the lusty experience with Momo and Mina within his treatment room. Whilst the little trio was caught in their celebration, All Might is set on heading out for Hydra Prison, his guide during his investigation has led him to an unlikely individual, Hall Monika of class 1C. Let's see what happens next!

All Might and Aizawa stared at Hall Monika, the class 1C student who had made quite an impression with her passion for her role in this investigation.

'Who would have guessed that the best person who could get us into Hydra Prison was studying in UA. If anything, at least I won't have to go through all the trouble of ensuring a proper guide during my time there.' All Might thought to himself, taking a glance at Hall Monika's confident razor sharp gaze. Her eyes practically pierced through him.

'She's very young. Too young to be working amongst prisoners. I can't help but be a little concerned as to what she may have seen there. But if the warden is allowing her as an intern there's no doubt it's because despite her age she's fully capable of getting things done. She must have quite the potential.'

Aizawa noticed All Might in thought. He himself was not fully sure about this whole trip, however from what he knew thus far of Monika was that despite being a class 1C student, she was very efficient as the Hall Monitor on the academy grounds. To prevent the potential of delinquency as is the case for many schools, a hall monitor had to be capable of judgement as well as strict adherence to rules in order to remain efficient in their role. Monika from what he recalled in talks he's had in the teachers lounge, was definitely a great hall monitor thus far throughout the year, in fact she really kept a leash on would-be delinquents as well as tardy students.

"Glad to have you as a guide. I'll be relying on you during my visit." All Might said humbly.

Monika's eyes brightened up at seeing a living legend such as All Might trusting her. She felt pumped up and ready to live up to a pro's expectations.

"I would be honored to accompany you All Might…" Monika said with a dutiful voice.

Her voice shifted to a more high pitched girly one. "...If you'll give me a few minutes first."

All Might and Aizawa sweatdropped, her whole demeanor had changed in an instant.

Monika had a faint shade of red filling her cheeks.

"There was someone I wished to visit here at the center."

All Might raised an eyebrow. "You mean someone from 1A?"

'I recall seeing class 1A with 1B but I don't recall ever seeing them with 1C.' Aizawa thought to himself.

Monika nodded. "I have a certain…someone who I would like to visit. If you'll allow me to, of course!" The hall monitor said shyly, her voice remaining girly in delivery, a stark contrast to her usual dominatrix voice.

All Might waved it off. His normally black sclera eyes closed in an open mouthed friendly grin. "Oh no worries, in fact the appointment was actually set for tomorrow morning, so there's no trouble."

Monika's eyes widened comically. Her face was blue as she just realized that she had expected to take him today. Looking at the time on a UA school merch watch on her left wrist however it was a little late in the afternoon already, as the sunset could already be seen bathing the sky in its orange glow of the transition from day to night.

"I did find it a bit curious that you came so quickly! I thought for a second that you had come for no reason! Looks like I was wrong!" All Might explained, not knowing that Monika did exactly that.

A dark depressing rain cloud formed over her head, All Might not noticing the internal struggle that the no nonsense intern was suffering.

"Oh…okay then…" Monika said as she strode towards the MHCC, her confident stride conflicted with her facial expression, bearing a sweatdrop and eyes lacking pupils as she registered her mix up with the timing as to All Might's visit.

Aizawa pondered aloud. "Wonder who she is visiting?"

All Might smiled in her direction. "Oh I think I know who, Recovery Girl told me all about the new friend she made at the nursery. Heard she usually kept to herself in class and was known to be quite high strung and socially disconnected from her classmates until a few days ago. It looks like meeting that person has done wonders for her so far."

Aizawa closed his eyes in thought. 'Friends, huh?' He thought of a time before when he, Present Mic and Oboro were inseparable. Had it not been for the friends who were there for him, would he be the same person he was today?

"I suppose…that's good for her." Aizawa said.

All Might nodded. A gentle breeze came along with the orange glow of the sunset. "It really is."

--MHCC: Second Floor--

Mineta was currently snuggled in between Momo and Mina. The trio were still reeling in from the 'operation'. Momo was currently caressing his spheres causing him to nuzzle his face in her torso. Mina held Mineta from behind, intentionally pushing out her bosom for Mineta to feel them on the back of his head. His right arm in return was caressing the side of her right leg, specifically the side of her thigh, edging her closer. Mina nuzzled her left cheek against his right, leaving a smooch on the purple boy's face.

Mina grinned. "So Mineta, once you get all better, when do you think you'll be free to take us out?"

Mineta replied. "Huh?"

Mina smirked. "What? A girl can't show her interest? I want a date and you're gonna take us out on one! Ain't that right Momo?"

Momo blushed but nodded with a small gentle smile. "Y-yes, that would be most welcome. I admit the thought of one did cross my mind on my way over here, albeit slightly differently."

Mina grinned conspiratorially."You mean before we decided to make the camel with three backs?" She said whilst emphasizing the word 'three'.

Momo couldn't help but redden and shyly look to her left side. "Considering everything thus far, this was a far stretch even for me. I never would have expected to enjoy it as much as I have."

Mineta was feeling turned on again. Him going out with Mina and Momo. So many places he wanted to take a girl out to, and now would be his chance.

'It's official! I finally reached boyfriend level!' Mineta clenched Mina's thigh a little tighter unconsciously, causing her to squeak in giddiness.

"Looks like someone's liking that idea! Look at his face!" Mina laughed.

Mineta was still stuck to his thoughts. He wouldn't deny, this is what he always wanted. To just reach that level with a girl where they could go into and do relationship things. Carnal fun aside, he wanted to feel the affection and intimacy associated with a partner as well, such as cuddling as he was doing now.

'This is the life! So warm and soft and…bouncy!' Mineta felt his face redden as his thoughts ventured considering Momo pressed her prominent chest against his face.

"I wouldn't mind going to the park. Get us away from all the grime of the city and get some real fresh air." Mina suggested

Momo looked thoughtfully. "We could have a picnic! It wouldn't be any trouble considering my quirk."

Mineta grinned. "There's a cool amusement park that me and Mountain Lady went to once during my internship. She wanted free snacks but I wanted to have fun with all the rides.

Mina smirked. "Oh oh! I wanna go there too! We can head to the park afterwards!"

Momo smiled at Mina's enthusiasm. "I usually didn't have time to go them because of my work study, but now that I have some free time, I wouldn't mind going with you two."

Mina whispered in Mineta's right ear. "Plus we can have a little 'play time' once we get back to our dorms. The walls are soundproof after all."

Momo overheard the whispering. "*clears throat* T-that is also true." Momo had steam emanating from her forehead.

Momo then smooched Mineta who responded back with fervor.

Mineta smiled in a daze. "Sounds like a plan. Should I wear anything for the occasion."

Momo had a glint in her eye. Her voice came out a little more sultrily than normal. "Just be sure you recover so we can last a long time."

Momo's eyes widened as she realized what she just said and the sexy manner in which she said it.

"I-Ignore that last one!"

Mineta had a nose bleed on his left nostril. "I'm gonna be honest, you sounded so sexy right now!"

Mina blushed as well. "I never expected that from the class representative. Then again I suppose none of us expected to wind up in this little arrangement of ours."

Mina nuzzled Mineta's cheek with her own whilst laying her right hand on his crotch area.

"Isn't that right? Mi-no-ru." Mina whispered in the boys' ear before blowing on it.

Mineta felt his girth harden at Mina's forwardness.

'Would have never expected Mina to act like this either!'

--Outside the Room--

Mamira could be seen talking to her hubby on the phone.

"Hey baby, how are they by the way?" Mamira asked her husband.

The baritone voice answered. "Oh you know how they can get. Lots of energy and all that, right now they're asleep. I'm just getting some work done. When will you be back? I would like to see Minoru soon."

Mamira whispered huskily. "Momma bear will be home soon papa bear. Don't worry! Baby bear will be up and about sooner than you think. I'll bring you some grape pie when I get back."

The baritone voice gulped audibly on the phone.

"C'mon sexy! You're not gonna leave me hanging now are you? Mamira flirted on the phone with a sensual tone. She looked around and noticed nobody there.

'Little Mino should be just fine for about a minute. Now where can a girl find some grub!' Mamira thought to herself. She was feeling a little hungry and decided to go to the nearest vending machine that was on the floor, taking the grape matriarch down the hall to the left of Mineta's room, away from view.

"Mira…." The baritone voice pleaded in a loving way, knowing his wife's mannerisms by now.

"We should have our own celebration. Should I wear something special for you tonight, you dream boat? Hee hee!" Mamira flirted again nonchalantly as she walked off having a thrill with the phone call.

Once the wingwoman mom left, footsteps began echoing from the right of Mineta's room. Specifically, a person wearing a burgundy shirt. Hall Monika had arrived.

She gazed upon the door shyly, thinking of the person she had hoped to find within. She took of her police hat and fixed her hair a bit, freeing stray strands that were unkempt and keeping her looks at their best. She slapped off some dirt residue off her uniform before taking a deep breathe, an adoring smile on her face.

'No one's around. Perfect! Wait till he sees the surprise I have for him this time!'

She held one hand behind her, opening a stray brown sack that held something.

'They always did say a happy mind can heal wounds faster! Wait till he sees it!'

The door to Mineta's Room opened.

Only the ambience of the hull of the hospital can be heard as Mina and Momo could be seen straightening their hair and clothes.

"See you…la…ter" Momo mumbled, a big red blush on her face as Mina followed suit, her letting out a constant giggle here and there as the pink headed heroine felt extremely giddy from recent events, until bumping into Monika. Mina was brushing her hair with her left hand, twirling a curly strand of her pink locks in between the tips of her fingers nervously.

Monika's eyes were widened as she recognized the two. It was Yaoyorozu Momo and Mina Ashido of class 1A.

"Momo…Mina…" Monika whispered out.

Mina looked nervously. "Oh uh…hey Monika…uh…"

Momo was blushing as she didn't really know what to say.

Monika looked questioningly. "What are you two…doing here?"

Mina and Momo tried to stave off the hall monitors' worries.

"We were visiting Mineta you see and uh well we…"

"That nurse outfit! What's with those?" Monika asked as her eyes narrowed.

Momo had her nurse outfit in her arms, hoping to dispose of them before anyone was any the wiser as to their personal doings. Her neck also had a hickey, warranting Monika's suspicions as to what may have happened.

"Oh uh…well you see.." Momo said before Mineta opened the door a bit more, his face flushed as he gazed upon the two girls who had given him quite the experience.

"T-thanks Momo! I'll be sure to make that date happ..en…" Mineta attempted to thank the two before seeing Monika in front of all three. Her eyes held a look of disillusionment. There was no doubt now.

Her heart sank at seeing two girls come from Mineta's room. Their clear avoidant behavior was testament to something happening here.

"Mineta…" Monika could be heard saying before her eyes watered a bit, her voice was currently in her girly voice as it sounded heart broken.

In her hands, cradled in safety was a lone purple cupcake, a stray candle on it written in the frosting 'My Hero!' It was quite thicker than your usual cupcake, probably homemade and yet, it looked so well decorated.

Mineta noticed it. It was beautiful and delicious looking, nearly causing saliva to drip from his mouth.

'She came all the way here to see me?'

Monika seemed upset, her eyes in a glare before her voice was back to her dominatrix voice. "Fine! You can keep him!" She said to Momo.

She turned around but before the Hall Monitor could leave Mineta immediately used a slime rope to grapple her by the holder of the cupcake where her hands were.

"Grab her!" Mineta asked Momo and Mina. In their panic, they picked up Monika in a rather unorthodox fashion, Mina holding her by Monika's feet whilst Momo held her by the scruff of her uniform. It was a struggle as the currently rage filled warden was fighting back. Like a bull she shook them off before they attempted again and again. It took all their combined strength to restrain her down enough to pick her off her feet.

"Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!" Monika barked before they slammed the door.

Mineta had tied her to the wall on her back by a sphere. Her hands still held the cupcake in her hands as they were tied to it by Mineta's jam rope.

Mineta, Momo and Mina gasped tirelessly as it took a lot of physical strength to get her inside, especially considering that they just had intercourse in the room and were already spent.

"What the hell are you doing to me! Let me off this wall right now!" Monika said

"I know how this looks but I swear, it's a long story!" Mineta said.

"Don't give me that! You…you…"

"Cheating Bastard!" Monika said, her voice sounding youthful but currently angry in its delivery. Her eyes still had droplets wanting to burst out.

"M-Monika! I'm so sorry! Believe it or not…technically he didn't cheat! He was with me first you see… and we had an arrangement." Momo explained.

Monika's eyes widened. "He…he was with you first?…So you cheated on Momo when you were with me!?" Monika said with astonishment.

Mina tried to defend Mineta. "I thought that same thing too, it wasn't anything like that! We promise!"

"And to think I thought you changed!" Monika protested, feeling insulted at being used.

"We didn't really confirm if there was anything between us together, Monika. But I admit, when we met I didn't expect that either."

Monika blushed as she remembered as well. A rock had hit Mineta's head after all, and resulted in their kiss by accident, causing whatever happened afterwards to occur. But still…her heart hurt like hell. Like a knife was stabbed through it.

"Why…didn't you tell me?" Monika whispered, looking away from Mineta to avoid meeting his eyes with her own, maintaining her resolution. She didn't want to be tricked.

"How do I even begin explaining that? Especially after…recent events." Mineta said.

"Recent events?…" Monika questioned though she could imagine what he meant.

Mina added her two cents. Her face flushed as she explained, knowing how crazy it sounded. "What he is trying to say is that we are actually together and wanted to kindly ask you whether you are interested in…*clears throat *joining us?"

Momo flushed as did Mineta.

Monika stood with eyes open.

"Wait! You too Ashido!?" Monika asked with a surprised look in her eye. She thought the hickey on Momo's neck was the sole indicator. She didn't consider what Mina was doing here in the first place. Now however, this changed things a lot.

"All three of you…" Monika was shocked.

Mineta nodded. "Y-yeah! Crazy huh? But…I want you to be with us."

Monika's face reddened like a cherry. "You have a harem!"

Momo blushed. "Technically it was my idea!"

Monika's ears were red. Momo, the studious no nonsense class representative was the one who had enabled Mineta to have this set up.

"...So…if I say yes…what…what exactly am I? An easy short term lay to be used and thrown aside when you're bored! I'd rather be dead!" Monika inquired, not liking how this sounds.

Mineta shook his head in the negative. "No…I'm talking courting you! The whole nine yards!"

Monika's eyes widened as her cheeks were flushed at what Mineta wanted.

"As in g-girlfriend?…" She whispered.

"We can go further if you want." Mineta admitted, not afraid to voice what he wanted. Mina raised her eyebrows at that statement. Mineta was pretty much admitting that he wanted a steady relationship as far as he could go with them.

'Is he thinking that far!? Like down the aisle!?" Mina voiced to herself, her black eyes wide like tennis balls.

"I'll prove it to you right here if you asked!" Mineta said aloud, causing Momo to shoot a nosebleed from her left nostril. Mina could already be seen feeling lightheaded about to faint from what the future might hold.

Monika looked at Mineta in a shocked manner, her eyes blinking rapidly at his offer.

"M-me..and…you two as well?" Monika asked Mina and Momo who both nodded.

"We are serious! We want this. The question is what do you want?" Momo asked, ensuring Monika had a say in the matter. Whatever she chose from here would be her choice.

Monika's eyes shook as her mind ran circles trying to make sense of everything she heard so far. She didn't expect any of this. Her eyes were fidgeting as she looked for an answer.

"I…don't want…to say no…" Monika said in a whisper.

Mineta looked at Monika intensely.

"If you are serious…then…I'll accept! Under two conditions." Monika said with authority.

Mineta to be honest didn't expect her to agree.

"Against this wall…right here! Afterwards I'll get to discipline you!" Monika said with her girly voice speaking to Mineta, her eyes soft and almost pleading.

"Second,…in the future when I am ready…I get to have the first one…" Monika said with extreme seriousness, as if this was a business deal with her dominatrix voice in place.

All three of the trio's eyes widened at her proposition. Even more so as to how much she wanted Mineta as to demand offspring.

Momo internally gulped. Had I not made the first move. I would have lost him to Monika. She's very…passionate about him!'

'Wow! She's really crazy about Mineta! Then again she's crazy about anything she takes seriously! Like her role as hall monitor!' Mina thought.

Mineta looked at Momo. She nodded. As did Mina.

Mineta's confirmation from the other two prompted him to leap at Monika, a challenging look in his eye as she readied herself mentally for her reunion with Mineta, her eyes adoringly calling to her hero once more.

CHAPTER END