A/n: Readers! Psychojack is back with yet another chapter of the all amazing, Mineta the Mayhem. Thanks so much for the feedback, I'm glad that you guys have enjoyed the slower and more 'chill-paced' chapter after the slew of action and lemons. Looks like class 1A will be taking a drive to the Mineta family residence, what will they discover there about their small friend. Meanwhile, All Might has already gone straight towards Hydra Prison, where Harukaze awaits. Let's see what this chapter has in store for us! Be sure to provide feedback, comment, critique, other than that, let's get to it!

Within the interior of a Musutafu Police Force transport vehicle, a scrawny blonde ex hero could be seen limply sitting down against his seat, arms overtly extended as he sat with abandon, to the point that he was on the verge of falling off his own seat. It was All Might, a pervading gloomy atmosphere surrounded his husk like stature.

He was still reeling in from the fact that he had to explain some of the more 'intimate' details of the inner workings of life and its many wonders, to the innocent and romantically naive Deku. It was the most arduous task he had ever committed himself to.

The car was painted black and free of notable insignias as well as police sirens in order to preserve anonymity while transporting important figures or officials, hence why All Might was in such a drained position, as this would be the only time he could self reflect, especially considering his destination.

'His mother is gonna kill me! What do I tell her when she finds out. Deku's finally awakened but was it too soon? Did I say everything that needed to be said? Is he ready for such a leap of faith into the labyrinth that is manhood!' All Might grasped his face with his left hand, a bit of perspiration on his forehead as he continued to ruminate on 'the talk'.

'That was the hardest thing anyone has ever asked me to explain. As a teacher, that's saying a lot. I keep forgetting that the kids are still growing up. At the same time, when I think about it…it felt nice. It means there's still more that I can do for them, and not just in regards to being a hero, but in life as well. This old man is not yet obsolete.' All Might reassured himself, steadily relieving himself of the stress he had accumulated from the morning.

In front of All Might however sat two women. One was adorned with a light-gray double-breasted mini dress with orange and black lining and slits on both sides of the skirt. Her collar, belt, and wrist guards are black with a smaller orange line, and the silver buttons resemble flat-headed screws. She also wears a belt with a temperature gauge on the front and a fire extinguisher on the back, black knee-high socks, and short black boots. Her mask is black, similar to that of Bakugo's and is connected to a red headband. Her most notable feature being her greenish colored fire hair. This was Moe Kamiji, a sidekick of the Endeavor's Hero Agency. Currently she had a concerned look in her eyes despite her usual fanged grin glued to her face, noticing Endeavor's once rival and number one hero look so exhausted, as if all the fatigue of his hero career just came in full force.

Moe sweatdropped. 'Yeesh, he looks so depressed! I can feel his fatigue from here!'

Right next to her was Hall Monika who was currently sitting down, one toned and booted leg over the other as she sat firm, at the ready for the job ahead. Her top has been switched out from her usual short sleeved burgundy collared shirt with a long sleeved one, which was more akin to a police jacket as it bore the insignia of the Hydra Prison Security, and was thicker than before. It was form fitting but nonetheless offered slightly more use with its protective padding as well as metallic pads on the elbows and wrists, though her cleavage still burst through the long sleeved top. Despite that, the rest of her outfit was the same. It gave her more of an officer's look. A more sensually dressed officer, but an officer nonetheless. Her facial expression currently held a bit of concern as she looked at the legendary hero currently in such a strange nearly lifeless state.

'All Might seems out of it, did something happen last night? Did he oversleep?' The Hall Monitor asked herself, as her mind thought of last night, unconsciously tasting her own lips as she engraved the feeling of a certain portable hero's lips on hers.

Hall Monika's left leg that was gracefully draped over her right began slightly swaying back and forth the more she thought on it. A mere muscle reaction indicating her excitement as well as growing arousal. She couldn't help it as the memory remained fresh in her mind, her usually calm breathing being mildly off-paced as she practically relived her reunion with Mineta. Thinking of how the young hero had touched her, held her and most importantly, how he asked her out on a date. She was looking forward to it, and was impatient due to the sheer amount of giddiness she could barely hold in at the request. The straight-laced hall monitor had to mentally shake herself from such thoughts as she had a job to do, which was to overlook All Might for this investigation.

'As much as I would love to see Minoru again, I do have to make sure I do this job, and do it right! Otherwise, I can't really call myself a hero. I'll save the fun for later.' The ponytailed beauty thought as she took a look outside, noticing that they were getting closer to their destination. Bit by bit they passed by the many skyscrapers of the city and slowly edged to the outskirts where the actual prison was located.

"Hey All Might, you all good for the mission? Can't have you passing out on us." Moe asked All Might.

All Might broke out of his stiff state as he just shrugged it off. "Oh uh, just um….*clears throat, just something on my mind is all."

Moe leaned forward. "Something important I'm guessing. Does it have to do with the investigation by any chance?"

All Might with closed eyes responded. "To be honest, it was something important for a student of mine. Not sure how he would take it."

Moe smirked. "Must have been quite the lesson considering you looked the way you did a few seconds ago. How'd the lesson go?"

All Might sat for only a few seconds. The two ladies sat with questioning looks. All Might took a slow, deep breath.

"TERRIBLE!"

Outside the car, one could notice the car swerved as All Might screamed at the top of his lungs, scaring the driver out of controlling the wheel properly for a split second. The car skidding as it realigned itself on the right side of the road.

Moe could be heard from outside the swerving vehicle. "Hey keep it down, ya nearly caused the driver to crash!"

Monika's hat was out of place due to the swerve of the car, the poor girl trying to reposition the currently misaligned headpiece.

All Might grasped his head. His mind echoing the following thoughts. 'I tried! I tried to explain as best I could, but all I accomplished was just telling him about different stories, the stork, the birds and the bees, cupids! I practically stuttered throughout the whole thing. I made a fool of myself! I don't even know what I was saying after a while! Just mindless rambling. The delivery was so bad I can never forgive myself!'

All Might let out a defeated sigh, not knowing how to recover from this.

'I'll have to try again just to be sure. I just hope what he knows so far would at least be helpful for something.'

Monika intervened, curious to know what exactly had made the great All Might seem ashamed of himself. "What was the conversation about? About being a hero?"

All Might gulped, now realizing that the two in the car with him were women. The truth was he couldn't tell them about this. They wouldn't understand what "the talk" among men meant! It was something they would not look upon fondly either.

All Might had a dark cloud above his head, his eyes shadowed as he couldn't tell them. He would be forced to remain quiet. "Never mind…"

Moe had a furious look on her face. "After all that panicking just now, you hit us with that! C'mon tell us! We're heroes too!"

All Might shook his head in the negative. "I'm sorry I can't…plus…you're a sidekick…" he said dumbly. He was trying to come up with any excuse to not inform Moe as to what he told Deku.

Moe's sharp teeth was prevalent in her attempt to reel in from the rejection. "What!? Are you kidding me? I gotta be a top pro just to get in on this!"

All Might looked to the side. His eyes shadowed as he spoke with conviction, like a prisoner undergoing interrogation that refused to break under pressure.

"Something like that…" All Might deadpanned, not wanting to divulge into anything further.

Moe rubbed her temples as she needed to cool down before she burned the entire interior of the car. She couldn't explode here for multiple reasons. The first being that she was representing Endeavor's agency. A certain level of professionalism was necessary in order to keep up to the public eye, and it was a means of integrating within team jobs effectively. The other is that were she to get pissed, she could run the risk of blowing up the car as her quirk could get turned up in temperature from her rage.

Monika could only look at All Might. She sighed. As much as she would like to pry, the young woman had her own secrets she had to keep, especially concerning a certain purple haired hero.

'I wonder how he's doing right now?' Monika thought to herself, a bit of a blush on her face as she looked forward to her date to the amusement park.

'Now that I think about it, when's the last time I've actually been doing anything other than school and work study?' The Hall Monitor then reached her jet black locks on her black ponytail.

'Better make sure I have this tidied up before then. I have to make sure to look good for my…date. I got a date! *squeals*' Monika gulped in as she felt a combination of nervousness as well as giddiness, her left leg which was laced over her right thigh shifting in place rapidly as she began getting a little too excited again.

"Hey Monika, how was your visit to your friend at the care center?" All Might asked, making conversation for the drive.

Hall Monika nearly sputtered in her response. The question had caught her off guard.

"I…uh…it was really nice! He and I….we are…I mean he is doing fine!" Hall Monika had a flashback of said visit as she explained, prompting her voice to shift between her notably sensual tone of voice and her more openly youthful and higher pitched one when she messed up her delivery.

All Might used this as a means to distract the other guests from finding out about his 'talk' with Deku. He already knew about her recent friendship with Mineta at the academy, unfortunately he didn't know what exactly occurred there and thus unintentionally was making Monika nervous.

"It's really good that you're making friends. I suppose you and him had much to talk about, especially with how hard it can be to catch up." The scrawny blonde said.

Monika sweatdropped. "Yeah…talked….we talked a lot…" The young intern said, looking to the side. She and Mineta did more than just talk, but she couldn't really tell All Might that.

Moe took a look between the legendary All Might and the young rookie hero Hall Monika, noticing the nervousness in both their body postures.

'What's going on here? These two are acting weird. This is gonna be a long ride…' The flame haired hero thought to herself as she sweatdropped from the strange atmosphere displayed by the other two occupants.

That was when Moe decided she had to ask All Might something important. Business as usual.

"Hey quick question All Might. I know we're here to check in on security measures, but I'm curious about this guy that escaped Hydra. Mind filling us in? He is kind of a big name on the news at the moment."

All Might cleared his throat as he got his posture in order. This was what he needed to focus on at the moment. He inwardly thanked the reliable sidekick as he explained.

"Well, all I knew at the time of his arrest was that he was a follower of All for One. He was practically a foot soldier, but one with an abnormally deep knowledge of tech and how to tinker with it, hence his rampant successes when it came to safecracking. If I would have to guess, he used the money he would collect in order to fuel All for One's goals. Or at the least gather data on those with resources he could exploit." All Might massaged his chin in thought.

Moe tilted her head, arms folded. "Doesn't sound that big of a deal. Compared to now at least."

Monika added to the conversation. Her authoritative voice back in place. "He worked with his older brother, Shiro Harukaze. Together, they had cleaned out 67 sites, spread between the western and the eastern seaboard. For years they were invaluable to All for One, and were causing gradual economic decline as their heists grew bigger throughout the years. They went from stores, to banks, to a federal reserve before they were finally caught. They were dangerous not in the literal sense but in the structural sense.

Moe's eyes widened. "A federal reserve too! That's quite a feat, I'll give em that. I'm guessing you decided to intervene, right All Might?"

All Might nodded. "That and I wanted information as to All for One's organization. By the time I had reached the two Harukaze's, I was already looking into finding and stopping All for One. But the thing is, only they knew the more in depth aspects of his allies and operations. They had all the intel to fill in all the details to prevent All for One from expanding."

All Might stopped for a few seconds, his eyes looking to the past, as they glazed over in remembrance.

"But…when I reached them, well, you know the rest, Shiro Harukaze met his end by Kuro at a bank within the city limits. I didn't see exactly how, but I did notice the black smoke in the building, that's what allowed me to identify his quirk Black Wind. Kuro tried to put up a fight when I cornered him, but with my quirk he couldn't hurt me. I'm not exactly sure why he did what he did, but afterwards it was all up to the police force. That's when we finally locked him up."

Monika looked through a file. "He was 27 at the time of his arrest. The police tried to do a check on his family, to notify living relatives of the arrest. None could be found except his parents. Both were deceased by that time."

Moe raised an eyebrow. "I see. I think I can understand, it was just them two against the world. At least until they decided to join All for One."

Monika continued. "When I started my internship, I tried looking into it more but couldn't find a real motif for them joining All for One or for Shiro's murder. There were no previous arrests so it was anybody's guess. As for documentation, there was barely anything to go by, only medical records collected from the time of his birth and of his incarceration. To prevent an information leak, we had to pretty much keep all information within Hydra. Unfortunately, Harukaze's escape showed just how risky it was to keep everyone out of the loop."

All Might nodded. "Kuro was quiet for many years, no doubt exceptionally loyal to All for One. He didn't speak a single word, not when he was detained. Unfortunately, based on what Aizawa told me, Kuro had his tongue cut out inside the prison, no doubt a safety measure to prevent him from saying anything in regards to his leader. That's why I'm going to Hydra, if that is the case, there's bound to probably be others loyal to him. And who knows just how dangerous they really are."

Moe narrowed her eyes. "I suppose all that matters right now is stopping any more creeps from busting out of Hydra."

Monika smirked. She gently caressed her necklace of whistles, specifically her black whistle laced in blue markings below her other three numbered whistles that were decorated in red decal. "Any who do escape will have to get past me first. That's why I wish to be a hero, to stop scum like that before they can even think of hurting anyone else."

The three were in unison for their mission.

-Elsewhere-

The streets were loud as the tumbling of heavy wheels skidded through the lanes, practically scaring off other drivers through the intensive speed of the bustling tank that was the Mineta family car. She had her hands on the wheel as she hunched over in blatant excitement, as her dark purple tinted moonshades reflected the streets like mirrors.

"Nothing like the road in your view and all the wind against your face, ain't that right little Mino." Mamira said.

Minoru was sipping on a small carton of grape juice as the heat was making him thirsty for the refreshing beverage.

"There's nothing like it. It's kind of funny, but for a time I was afraid of going so fast, now though it's like second nature. I was scared for nothing." Minoru said as he fondly looked at the road and the sunlight that pervaded past the trees.

"Like a bird spreading its wings. You grew up so fast its scary! Not even a licensed driver and you're already spreading your seed!" Mamira said before laughing to herself. Mineta snorted as he couldn't help but laugh at his mom's well intentioned and yet clearly blatant words.

"I sure do hope we get there in time before you're father finishes dinner. I wouldn't want him to feel lonely with how much time I've left him alone."

Mineta smiled. "I'm sure he'll understand. You were there for me after all. Thanks by the way."

Mamira smiled back whilst taking a right, causing a dog mutant quirk type to throw themselves haphazardly onto the sidewalk to avoid the incoming truck.

Minoru checked on his classmates. He noticed that they seemed out of it. To be more specific, it would seem that Deku and Denki were fidgeting in place, their hands clasping their seats in a rough manner. Momo, Aoyama, and Sero seemed to be strapped against their seats as if one seat belt wasn't enough. Tsuyu could be seen hiding under one of the back seats, her eyes wide in fear. Kirishima appeared deflated as keeping his quirk on for the whole ride had tired him out. Mina was clenching her seat, but the anxiety had caused her to accidentally melt off her seat, causing her to slip off. Toru could be seen hanging on to Ojiro's tail as if it were a lifeline. The rest were either a mixture of near unconsciousness or just plain disoriented.

"*chuckles* What are you guys doing, you've never been in a jeep before?" Mineta asked in response to his class' antics.

The jeep sounded as if it once again skidded harshly against the road, prompting the class to flinch and cover for the potential incoming crash that they had expected for as long as Mamira was behind the wheel.

SKID

The giant family car seemed to buckle forward and back as it came to a thankfully well aimed yet bumpy stop. The class that had flinched looked up as they realized that the car came to an abrupt halt. Smoke from the tires still filled the front of the driver seat.

Tsuyu stuck her head from under the back seat where Aoyama, Sero, and Shiro were tied to by Sero's quirk.

"Is it over? Is it safe to go outside?" The frog quirk user asked, her instincts on high alert due to the insane ride she had to endure.

Todoroki, whose hair was completely skewed to the right due to the whiplash of the ride, looked forward.

"It looks like we came to a stop, but for how long I'm not sure." The fire and ice user said. If one were to look closely, a strand of Sero's tape had blocked his eyes during the ride, preventing the elemental from seeing where they were.

Tokoyami was still cocooned within Dark Shadow.

"I would go out, but I'm a little preoccupied with…other duties." The bird headed hero said.

Shoji stuck his head out of a cocoon made of his limbs. "Yeah…me too!"

Iida could be seen staggering as his eyes spun from the ride. "N-nonsense, someone should…ch-check!" Iida collapsed unconscious due to the sheer shock of the drive.

Momo unclenched her eyes, steadily peaking her raven orbs through the edges of her fingers. She shakenly turned around to gaze outside the window, the jeep was parked in front of what appeared to be a home. The design was similar to that of a ranch style house found in the west, as it was wide reaching and located in a suburban esque part of Musutafu, bordering on the outskirts of the city. It was quiet, almost serene as the location was one of tranquility and peace as opposed to the usual hustle and bustle of city life. The thing about the house was that its color palette was a light lavender color, befitting the usual color scheme of a Mineta family member.

There was plenty of grass that filled the frontal area of the residence, as trees could be located nearby. If you looked closely one would notice a bit of a garden could be seen around the back. At the moment what could be seen in full was the main entrance as well as a garage from where they would guess the family car would be parked.

Mamira's voice echoed against class 1A's ears as they looked at the otherwise quaint home.

"Welcome to the Mineta family residence!" Mamira said with a brightly delivered intro. Upon opening the doors, several of the trainees immediately leaped out, in a desperate attempt to get away from the nightmarish drive they suffered.

Jiro could be seen rolling on the grass. "Land! Land! At last! I swear I'll never ride in a car again!"

Koda could be seen doing the same thing as he made several prayers of gratitude against the soft and safe ground.

Deku staggered to get out of the car. "I survived. Of course I survived I can survive anything!"

Ochaco sweatdropped. "You're so brave…me on the other hand I think I lost my appetite."

Kirishima landed on a pile of nearby rocks. "Ahhh, it's hard, and sturdy, and so far away from the road!"

Denki got out the car, his usual grin and care free face back in place.

"I've finally been cured! That near death experience made me realize how much I want to live!" The electric blonde called out with his arms outstretched as he reclaimed his mind.

Mina could be seen looking gloomy. She was mumbling to herself. "I swear Minoru, I'm officially terrified of carpooling now…"

Mineta could be seen with his mother who was busy unstrapping herself from her jeeps' extended foot pedals, which enabled the otherwise tiny woman to drive such a high vertically-inclined car without rendering her unable to see where she was driving. Considering her small height, the foot petals were severely modified to accommodate her clearly miniscule size.

Once done unstrapping her feet from them, Mineta went to the driver door to open and aid his mother to get out from the jeep. Mamira gushed.

"Aw, thank you sweetie! Still looking after your mother even now huh? My little hero!" Mamira giggled as she got out her oversized doctor's bag, so she could get the keys for the car.

BEEP

With a simple click, the car alarm was set in place, the two half pints walking towards the doorway. The class followed in suit but remained aware for any other potential threats to their well being.

"It's so good to be home again. I miss coming here." Mineta said aloud.

Mamira with eyes closed spoke. Her voice was soothing and bespoke an inner calmness the mother had when thinking of home. "No other place like it. After a hard day's work, there's nowhere else I'd rather be."

Mineta smiled. "I wonder how they are doing since I left, I hope they didn't grow too fast while I was away. Wouldn't want to miss everything now, would I?"

Momo overheard that last bit. Her ear doubled in size at the mention of the word 'they'. "Wait, they?"

CHLICK

Mamira, with a simple turn of the key in the keyhole, had opened the door. As soon as the door was open, a blur had appeared in front of the class that literally tackled Mineta towards the ground. Class 1A were about to retaliate as their training regiment had them ready for any unexpected attacks.

Well except for this one.

For you see, Mineta was being smothered into the next life by three little figures. Each of them bearing on their heads similar spherical bulbs emanating from their scalps. They were energetic in their tackle. Mineta laughed as they apparently ganged up on him.

Mineta while being tickle-attacked by the three sphere triplets was able to let out in faux protest.

"Manu! Mimi! Mono! Stop! I'm ticklish, you know how much I *laughs* can't take it." Mineta could be seen laughing crazily as the trio that had tackled him continuously tickled him to submission.

"Brother! You're back! Where've you been!" A high pitched voice could be heard from the spherical dog pile. This one bore a stylized version of a Dutch braid made of tiny spheres that enabled her 'hair' to be styled in twin voluminous buns. She bore a similar face structure to Mineta but possessed the wide curious eyes of an innocent little girl, deep pools of magenta combined with the blush of adoration for her elder brother gave her a very cute appearance. Her voice was passionate and yet adorably cute sounding.

"We've ever so awaited your return! Pray tell, wherever have you ventured off dearest brother?" This one spoke with an old fashioned manner of speaking, as if derived from an old English dialect and accent. She was clearly confident and well matured despite her obvious young age. This particular sibling possessed a ponytail braid. Many of the tiny spheres of her head had overshadowed the girl's left eye, leaving only her right eye visible. Her lone eye was an indigo color and seemed to possess the look of charm and internal maturity beyond her years. The sister possessed the smallest spheres and thus enabled the possibility of having such a hairdo. The girl was visibly holding a small smile as her pupil was wide in loving recognition of her older brother.

"Brother…" The shy manner of the delivery of the line belonged to the third and youngest of the trio. She, unlike her sisters, was smaller, almost the size of an infant. Her eyes were the widest as well as her pupils which were of a light lavender color. Her hair was stylized as a ponytail made from her thicker sized spheres.

All three of the girls possessed the same hair color as their eyes, enabling the class to see multiple vibrant shades of color and thus decipher which scalp belonged to whom.

"They were looking forward to your visit all day, so I told them to make sure they showed how much they missed you! They wished the 'world's greatest brother' would return home so they could dote on you." Mamira said as she laughed at the way Mineta was dominated by the three.

Denki stared at the display of affection. "You're telling me you had three sisters! Why didn't you tell me!"

Mineta reached his head in his friends' direction. Trying helplessly to speak with three girls atop of him.

"Well, I didn't think of it at the time! Why didn't you ask?" Mineta questioned his friend.

"Well…I…never mind…" Denki weakly let out as he couldn't argue with that. It's not like he himself talked a lot about his own family, it made sense as to why he never heard about them.

The three girls nuzzled their heads into Mineta's chest, as if afraid he would disappear were they to let go from this embrace.

"Mom said you saved the world yesterday! I'm so happy people got to see how cool you are, brother!" The magenta haired sister said.

"Thou art the bravest kin! We are proud of you-." The indigo headed sibling complimented.

"Minoru…" The lavender headed one finished off.

Sero said offhandedly. "I thought the little guy was small already but these three take the cake."

Mineta protested. "Hey!"

Mamira brushed it off. "My family tends to grow short, can't argue with genetics! Trust me..."

Her face took an ominous facial expression.

"I tried!" The matriarch echoed sinisterly.

Koda could be seen clinging to the wall behind him sweating at Mamira's dark aura before it snapped to her usual sunny disposition.

The three sisters stiffened at being called short. All three turned towards Bakugo.

"Hey! Who are you calling short! We're not just any trio. Allow us to introduce ourselves as you engrave this into your mind." The magenta haired sibling said.

The magenta one posed arms on both her hips. "I am the first born daughter of the Mineta clan. Manumei Mineta!"

The indigo colored one spoke, posing to Manumei's right. "Mine own nameth be Monomi Mineta! Second born!"

The lavender one posed to the left of Manumei. Her hands close to each other in shyness as she spoke, though a fire could be detected in her eyes. "Mimina Mineta! Third born."

All three in unison posed and spoke at the same time. "We are, the Raisenettes!"

The class stared at what was quite a dramatic introduction made by the grapelette trio. They seemed to have orchestrated this flashy team name for quite a while now.

Momo stared, a bit impressed by their coordination. 'They also want to be heroes. They seem to want to take after their brother and wish to follow his path.'

Mina squealed. She bent down to eye level as her hands clenched at their cute appearance. "Oh how cute! They already have a team name!"

Tsuyu gushed over them, her eyes reflecting the trio. "They are so adorable! *ribbit*"

Kirishima nodded. "They look so much like you Minoru, they seem like future hero material."

Mineta rubbed the back of his head. Kirishima complimented him as hero material. "Y-you really think so?"

Kirishima nodded. "Yeah why not? These little guys take after you in terms of passion."

Sero added. "You did save my butt during our little match with Midnight, so I'd say that's hero material right there. Can't imagine what these three have to offer when they get older."

Manumei smirked. "We've been practicing! Since Mino's the greatest hero, he's gonna need sidekicks! What better sidekick than someone from the family after all!"

Mamira giggled at their antics.

"Wait till his little brother Minimu wakes up from his nap, he loves being with Minoru!"

Jiro felt her heart shatter. One was enough but two male Minetas.

"The end is upon us…" Jiro mumbled with wide eyes. A dark cloud floated above her head.

Denki looked at his comrade strangely as if he was never depressed himself in the first place. "What's gotten into you?"

Deku sweatdropped. 'I didn't know Minoru had so many siblings!'

The class ventured inside, the little girls in their curiosity, analyzed their clothing.

"Woah! These guys are hot!" Manumei pointed at the boys.

The boys who entered simply felt their spine crawl as prominent eyes stared them up and down.

Denki gulped. "I keep forgetting whose family this is."

Shoji closed his eye in resignation. "Is it any surprise at this point?"

Deku thought to himself. 'Oh yeah, there's a lot of siblings because Minoru's parents were…'struck by cupids'! Just like All Might said.'

It would seem All Might had failed to be more blunt in his delivery of 'the talk' in exchange for more metaphorical or even mystical explanations behind such intimate matters.

Bakugo was the last to come in, massaging his neck as he had removed the neck brace forced upon him by his mother. The girls looked at him wide eyed.

Bakugo stared at them with a slightly mean expression, though he didn't mean it as this was his usual facade. "What?" He asked in mild irritation.

The three girls immediately whispered. "Villain…"

They fidgeted before they breathed in and called out in loud unison.

"DAD!"

The whole class stopped as everything in the house quieted down to a still silence as a rumbling pervaded the area.

RUMBLE

RUMBLE

A flood of unknown origin filled the hallway and practically swarmed the class, overwhelming them all in a reddish-purple swirl.

Toru squealed. "What's going on! Make it stop!"

Jiro complained. "I want to go back in the car again!"

Minoru and the other Minetas were kept relatively unscathed. The class however were pulled in a literal upstanding whirlpool in the middle of the living room, all the furniture included.

The three girls stared. All three stared in amazement. "Oooooohhh."

Mamira called out. "Honey! It's okay! These are little Mino's friends."

The flood immediately stopped. The class piled on one another as they reeled in from the near vomiting sensation of being spun around with such velocity and turbulence.

Iida groaned. "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

Mina moaned. "I think I hate the ocean now too."

Tsuyu's eyes were spinning. Her tongue was left extended as it was plastered against Denki "Me too…Everything won't stop spinning".

Denki cringed at the large appendage touching the side of his face, saliva included. "Eeeewww."

A baritone voice spoke out, masculine and prominent. "Sorry you had to see me like that. I thought for a second you were threatening my daughters. I hope we can put this behind us."

The class looked in front of them. The person that spoke did not look like a person. It looked like a lone blob of sorts, with tiny lines that served as eyes, no prominent mouth of which to speak from.

"The name is Papito Mineta! It's nice to finally meet you guys. My son told me a lot about you over the phone." The blob spoke in earnest.

Jiro stared gobsmacked. "It's a blob!"

Sero sweatdropped. "How does…*Looks at Mamira* this work?"

Papito tilted his slime-like head. "Hm? Oh this. This is just how I look when I am running a bit low on energy. Working from home and tending to three growing girls isn't easy let me tell ya. Give me a sec."

SPLASH

The slime extended his 'face' and reached upwards. Mamira tossed him a medium sized sphere from her head as he consumed it in one gulp. Upon digesting it, the slime literally rose from the ground and took on the shape of a man before details such as skin, hair and nails appeared on the human shape.

The man that formed in front of them was of average height. He seemed of average build, wearing a pair of glasses. His face was smooth, clearly well moisturized and evenly toned to the point he seemed ages younger than he should. His eyes however bore the intelligence and the stare of an adult man, direct and bearing years of experience as he gauged the class before him. Despite the furniture being flung around, his family was kept safe from the turbulence, displaying that the torrent was well controlled by his apparent quirk. His position between his family and the class alone was proof of his protective instincts even when being in his 'flooding' form earlier. It would seem that he was quite a literal force of nature to contend with, considering how he had the jump on them a mere few seconds ago. His hair was swept back and colored black but possessed dark purple highlights under this lighting. His eyes however were purple colored, in a lighter shade than Mamira's more dark purple irises.

He smiled as bent down to extend his hand in aid. He smiled an admittedly bright smile. The only problem was:

He was butt naked. The class was cringing at what was clearly a 'prominent' lance standing in front of them.

Mamira had hearts in her eyes as drool could be seen dripping down the left corner of her mouth. She bit her lip as she stared at her hubby in full frame.

The little girls however covered their eyes. As did Mineta.

"Hope you guys are hungry, I've been packing a mean full course with your names on it. We have plenty of time to get to know each other, so do take it easy. Welcome to the Mineta residence!"

The class stared wide eyed at the attentive appendage sticking from the older man's crotch.

"DAD! Put on some clothes! You're scaring my friends!" Mineta complained.

The dad looked at himself and noticed his lack of clothes.

"Oh, sorry about that." He mumbles before he shifted clothes onto his person, wearing a white collared shirt with a tie and a pair of purple slacks with dress shoes. He looked properly dressed now.

He chuckled as the family was fully introduced to the piled up classmates.

CHAPTER END