A/n: Hello guys PsychoJack is back to bring you the next chapter of Mineta the Mayhem. The Mineta family dinner is getting good, much chaos and family dynamics abound with our favorite class going through the ringer. Let's see what happens for this feasting! Have fun lounge back and enjoy a meal for some full immersion.

-Mineta Residence: Ground Level-

DING DONG

At the same time that Denki had screamed, the door had rung equally loudly.

After having a solid few minutes of rearranging the house furniture back to their proper positions, class 1A had set the kitchen for dinner. Surprisingly, the Mineta family dinner table was extremely long, being able to seat a large group of people. In fact there were still some extra seats.

The table in itself was a mahogany extension table. A pretty fancy albeit fitting piece of furniture considering the size that was necessary in order to seat all the classmates as well as the domestic family unit at once.

Currently the class had their ears clasped by their hands due to the sheer volume of the doorknob. Papito and the girls didn't seem to mind.

Papito rose up, a smile on his face. "I'll get it!"

The grape patriarch opened the front door.

"Oh! I know you! My son has figurines on you two!" The dad said shamelessly.

There were two expected guests for the evening. Two women, one blonde and one brunette. It was Midnight and Mountain Lady. Their facial features bore the appearance of faux kindness, especially due to the mere presence of one another.

Midnight spoke first. "Believe me when I say I really was not expecting this."

Mountain Lady gritted her teeth. "The one time I went for dinner outside of my usual work and I just happened to bump into you…how perfect…" The giantess said sarcastically.

Midnight and she smiled in a pathetic attempt to appear cordial. They were clearly failing. However it was convincing enough for Papito to not give any mind to their apparent frustration.

Papito gushed over the two. "Minoru's favorite heroines came over to see him! Oh but where are my manners, the name's Papito Mineta!"

The dad extended his hand. Midnight shook it fair enough. Mountain Lady couldn't help but look him up and down, liking what she was seeing. "I didn't know Minoru had a…brother?"

Papito laughed it off. "His father! And proud of it! He told me all about how much fun he had at work study. C'mon in!" The neighborly father let the two women in. Now that the furniture had been rearranged, the dinner table assembled, the house was rather well decorated again, fit for a big get together.

Mountain Lady sulked. "Of course, the cute ones are always taken…"

Midnight whispered. "Trouble in your element Mountain Lady."

Midnight and Mountain Lady as they walked couldn't help but smile fanged grins meant for each other, practically holding back their urge to duke it out.

"Try to control yourself this time. I came here to see a friend and support my students. Don't embarrass the both of us with your lack of etiquette!" Midnight mumbled.

Mountain Lady seethed. "If it weren't for you it would be much easier. Trust me! And who are you to talk about etiquette, Oldnight."

Midnight smirked. "Don't think I don't see through the facade. You're only here for the free food. Your gluttony knows no bounds. Keep that up and the next time we meet you won't be able to fit in those tights, you'll be more like an earthquake walking in your normal form. Heaven knows you're already flabby enough as it is."

Mt. Lady took a look at her butt on reflex. She took her glutes seriously. It was one part of her that she was proud of.

"Aww, still sore about the interview. Be glad I'm even entertaining the idea of sharing a room you loose whor- Hello guys! Happy to be here!" Mountain Lady flipped from her threatening demeanor to her overly fake friendly demeanor to greet the class. One couldn't notice that as she moved she used her shoulder to brush harshly past Midnight, prompting Midnight to 'accidentally' kick her rump. They still wore their fanged smiles, but no one really seemed to notice.

Mamira greeted them. She was currently wearing an apron as her husband was taking out some trash that piled up during the repairs.

"Heya Nemuri! Hello MoLa! I was wondering when you two would show. Go on and take a seat. Little Mino would be thrilled to see you two."

Mountain Lady sweatdropped. Being that she knew Minoru extensively from work study, she sarcastically said. "Of course he would."

Midnight smiled and whispered. "At least he has good taste. I saw the dead look in his eye when you brought him back from work study. Be glad you're still considered a hero in his mind."

Mountain Lady looked to the side, arms folded on the back of her head. "Don't know anything about that, all I did was ask him to do a few chores. If he can't take the heat well then that's not my problem."

Midnight narrowed her eyes, having paid attention enough to know that chores were all his work study consisted of. Whether it would help Minoru in an actual setting was debatable at best. "You are insufferable…"

Mountain Lady hissed. "And you're old as hell, someone let the window open, you smell like botox. Scratch that, you could use some."

Mamira went to the two women with one hand on each of their shoulders pulling them pressing their cheeks together as if all three were close friends. "Isn't this great, us girls all coming together to celebrate my son and his class on a job well done!"

The two women sweatdropped as Mamira was unaware of their spite for each other.

That was when Minoru and the rest of the crew upstairs entered, each of them bearing a combination of humiliation, internalized shame, or thousand yard stares.

Papito's hands turned into cooking gloves. Strange enough he also had six other hands made from his gelatinous form crawl from his back, each one carrying a large plate of food. "Alright, it's about time! Let the feasting begin!"

At the head of the table, Minoru was told to sit, courtesy of Mamira who insisted that since it was his first day back he would be the host, and as such he would be the head seat for the evening. Mamira sat across from her husband Papito, overly enthusiastic to do so considering how earlier the living globfather was in the buff earlier.

The boys and girls had taken their seats in a random assortment. Notably Mina and Momo were closest to Mineta sitting on the seats closest to his right and left sides. Denki and Deku were a bit away to Mineta's right. Around the middle on the left, the girls were chatting, huddled together whilst the boys were spread out. Midnight and Mountain Lady were, in a twist of fate, sat across each other near Papito and Mamira, close to the head of the table. All the children were by Mamira's side as the boys were mostly around Papito's side. It was quite lively, all things considered and well filled to the brim of all sorts of delicious delicacies. Many consisted of the usual such as chicken, roast beef, and varieties of fish or sushi. You had your side dishes such as rice, mashed potatoes and noodles. For dessert there were cups of Japanese parfaits and small proportions of cotton cheesecake. It was a meal fit for royalty and one that the class couldn't help but drool at.

Papito announced with his hands molding into eating utensils. "Everyone here? Okay! Let's dig in!"

Mamira raised a lone cup. "Wait! To class 1A for a mission success, and my son, little Mino, for dishing a final blow."

Everyone raised their cups in agreement. Minoru felt a little shy about the praise but at the same time, it was definitely a nice change of pace.

With that said, dinner began.

Manumei licked her lips. "Dad always goes all out during family get-togethers!"

Tokoyami, who was next to her, looked at the steaming bits of grilled chicken. "I hope no one looks at me funny after I eat this." He took a bite. Next to him Toru sweatdropped.

"Woah…"

Tokoyami sweatdropped as had forgotten about the invisible girl sitting next to him. 'Too late…' The bird headed hero thought to himself as the invisible observed what to her looked like cannibalism.

Satou looked at the parfait questioningly, curious as to the taste. Being a baker himself, he analyzed it with careful precision. He couldn't help but take a bite, as like an art piece it drew him in. The cool creamy sensation of the fruit comboed dessert lit his taste buds aflame.

'This is delicious!'

Kirishima, ever the prominent masculine being he was, consumed his fair share of the meat. He was ecstatic of the well balanced flavors as well as the moist and evenly cooked meat. "Woah, Minoru, your dad's a real chef, he's got it down pat."

Papito gushed. "Well, it took me a lot of practice with all the time I had at home. I figured that learning how to do this would be better than simply ordering meals. Plus with my quirk it's easy to multi-task." The dad stretched multiple slime tentacles out from his back as he spoke, emphasizing his point as the arms grabbed a salt from a kitchen cabinet and a bowl of mashed food from a few seats down to give to Minimu who wrapped his napkin around his neck like he was fine dining.

Ojiro and Shouji had their mouths stuffed and simply looked at each other, nodding as they mentally shared an agreement that the food was too delicious for them to even speak.

Kouda ate his fill of side dishes. Like the animals he would command, he ate with gusto, enjoying the many varieties of fine dining in this house of walking grapes.

Shoto as he ate noticed Monomi attempted to feed him a piece of parfait.

"Care to try, my dear Shoto." Monomi said. Shoto wasn't sure what to do here, so he took a bite, as he did so, he admired the taste, it was rather moist and fruity.

"Hey, that's actually good!" Shoto said with a pleased smile.

"Really! I mixed it with a few of my spheres to get the taste right!" Monomi said gleefully.

Shoto almost gagged at the realization that he had consumed a part of the girl, he looked over at her parents, who immediately looked away as he looked in theirs. Shoto felt as if he would be in for a beat down courtesy by the heads of the household later.

'I was caught eating a piece of their daughter!' Shoto remained stoic however his prominent eyes as well as a prevalent sweatdrop was an indicator of his nervousness.

Papito leaned over towards his wife and whispered. "What do you think?"

Mamira whispered back. "He's a handsome one. Smart and gentle too. Pure husbando material right there. We'll tell her to wait 10 years before we'll consider setting up the wedding."

Papito nodded in agreement. Shoto on the other hand felt nervous as he didn't know whether he had crossed a line or not. The parents kept taking glances in his direction, making the dual-element wielder flinch in nervousness.

'It's as if I'm being monitored! But for what!?' Shoto thought to himself.

Aoyama had tears in his eyes with all the delicacies he's tried thus far. "It shines through with every bite, there's simply no way to stuff it all."

Bakugou ate but then looked over at Mimina, noticing how tiny she was. His boisterous personality demanded he ask what's on his mind without restraint.

"Why the hell are all of you guys so short?" The walking grenade asked blatantly. Mimina responded by sulking with a pout on her face, an indicator that clearly height is a bit of an insecurity shared with the family of half pints.

Mamira sighed. "Ignore him Mimi, he's not being malicious, he's only curious. But all in all it's just part of our physiology because of my family's side of our gene pool. The spheres are also a feature paired with our notably bite sized stature."

Papito smirked. "That and your sensually high energy reserves!"

Mamira giggled. She smiled lecherously. "That too!"

Bakugou sweatdropped at the clearly perverted nature of the parents. With food in his mouth he couldn't protest as to the nauseating passionate demeanors they exuded.

Momo and Mina blushed at the mention of 'high energy'. Taking a look at Minoru who looked at them and raised his eyebrows in acknowledgement. Mina's right arms grazed Mineta's left hand as he ate, she winked at him as she swallowed a spoonful of parfait.

'I always did get excited from that smile of hers. It's one of her most charming traits!'

From underneath the table however

RUB

RUB

Minoru felt a hand placed on his crotch, fondling his crotch. He immediately looked at Mina who seemed busy eating with both hands.

Wait a minute, both hands.

Minoru looked at Momo, who simply ate with one hand, her other obscured. She held a too good to be true innocent look on her face. She took a shy peak at Minoru before looking away, biting her lower lip as she fondled him slowly, tentatively touching him under the kitchen table despite the entire class being here.

Minoru was flabbergasted. 'What's gotten into you Momo? Right in front of people too!?' He tried to keep a facade of regularity as he ate.

He then felt a weight of dark aura weigh down his body. He looked up from his food and noticed Sero and Denki both glaring at him with cold blank stares.

The two bros used silent movements of their lips to word out their message.

'Teach me you bastard.'

The grape boy gulped his food in one gulp as he now was exposed by two of the boys. He looked over at Minimu who looked at him for a second before raising a thumbs up.

Mineta sweatdropped. 'At least my lil bro is happy to see me at my best. There's that at least.'

A paper airplane was sent colliding with Mineta's sphere on his scalp, he immediately unwrapped it. It was a crude drawing of Mineta with x eyes on top of a peanut butter sandwich.

Mineta looked up and saw the murderous stare of one Kyouka Jiro. Her right hand clasped her cup so tightly some of the drink spilled onto her hands. Her gaze was one of serious devotion to see her target destroyed. He almost choked on his food, until Momo squeezed his nads tighter which enabled him to remember how to swallow.

Strange enough another paper airplane bumped into the musician, Jiro knocked out of her stupor to look at the unexpected message. It was an image of Jiro being carried in a wedding gown by a muscular characterization of Minimu.

Jiro looked upwards to the direction of Minimu who winked at her while suckling the hell out of a lime. Clearly he meant to convey something of an intimate nature.

Jiro squealed as she dropped the paper, crumbled against the floor.

Iida was foaming at the mouth as his orderly mind overflowed with rampant intrusive thoughts of a certain purple haired classmate and his lustful conduct with two women.

'Have we gone back to the 2020s!? Have we become savages!?' Iida thought loudly in his mind. He looked over at Minoru.

'How does he do it? How does it even work, no matter how you slice it, it's an uneven coupling. Three people make for a disbalanced chemistry, that's an odd number! Someone's getting the short end of the stick. But then again Momo and Mina were the ones initiating. Was Minoru assaulted!? Should I protect him from them as I did them from him!? The moral ambiguities are killing me!' Iida then couldn't help but think more pointless thoughts.

'He does have spheres and can mold it. In order to carry out natural obligations, does he have to use that for this to work? No! Stop thinking about it!' Iida roared to himself.

Ochaco was statically eating. Each movement was as if she was a machine as opposed to a human. Her eyes lacked their irises as she ate, the shock of an earlier epiphany still fresh in her mind.

'How does anyone get into a relationship like that? It's so weird! Momo, Mina and Mineta! I never saw the girls act that way! I never thought Momo would be part of such a connection.' Ochaco thought before looking towards Deku who was whispering with Denki.

"What happened upstairs Denki? You've been acting all weird since we spoke to Mineta." Deku asked.

Denki whispered. "It's worse than I thought. The end times are here Deku. Our little boy not only became a man but he also scored double!"

Deku seemed confused. "You mean Mineta *gulp* was given two storks?"

Denki's frustration took the forefront. "No dumbass! He's gone full blown death star! There's two girlfriends! Not one! TWO!"

Deku stared with a shocked expression, dropping his fork as a whole chicken wing slipped out his mouth as he belched.

Midnight had overheard that tidbit from Denki and Deku. She knew it had something to do with Mineta considering that the boy was super shy looking to and fro between Mina and Momo, who reciprocated those glances.

Midnight immediately hugged herself at the realization. "Such a trial of passionate growth! Exploring such unknown landscapes, the more I think about it the more I can feel their restrained passions from here!"

Mountain Lady cringed at Midnight. "What's gotten your old butt in such a mood?"

Midnight stopped herself. "It's a matter for adults only, and you lack the maturity of one to comprehend it!"

Mountain Lady stood from her seat. "What was that!?"

The other guests nearest to Denki had looked from him due to his earlier outburst to the two adult women butting heads over adulthood.

Deku had steam coming out of his ears as his brain fried as to what he just heard. It was impossible, simply impossible.

In Deku's mind he echoed. 'To become a better hero, I would need to understand girls, at least one, but now Mineta has leveled up to two already! Does that mean I have to do the same to meet his level of strength!?'

Deku looked over at Ochaco with a rather fidgeting expression whilst Ocacho met his gaze with her robotic silent traumatized one. Both stared a good five seconds before they looked away shyly.

Both in their mind hyperventilated. 'How does Mineta do it!? Just finding one is torture!'

Minoru watched from afar. "Those two are cute but man are they hopeless..."

Mina and Momo squeezed him again, slight smirks on both their faces as they ate peacefully.

Mamira continued the conversation. "Part of the reason I became a doctor was to understand how quirks changed people in more ways than just the obvious power they possess. Turns out, there's all sorts of trade-offs we don't normally notice. For example, plant types are far more sensitive to cold temperatures while also performing better in areas with water. In my family's case in exchange for our heights, our bodies tend to develop faster too! For boys like little Mino, he's been up and ready for building families since he turned 8 years old."

Ochaco, Sero, Denko, Deku, Iida, Tsuyu, Momo and Mina listened on. They couldn't help but eavesdrop as after what happened upstairs they hadn't expected to overhear such intimate and thought provoking conversations relating to the portable boy turned man.

Ochaco had a stiffened posture, her cup pressing against her mouth and spilling as she fumbled drinking a glass of water.

'Age eight! Has he been having girlfriends since before U.A too!? How does that even work!?'

Ochaco's face reddened, her plate lifted into the air, defying gravity along with her food. Due to her numbed mental state, Ochaco had taken a bite of the table cloth.

'Am I supposed to have that much experience by the time I start dating a boy…like with…Deku?'

Ochaco foamed at the mouth as her mind took her to more instinctual places. She had to clench her thighs tightly to control her own body's reaction at the thought of becoming intimate.

Deku looked over at Ocacho. 'Is she…in the state of bliss that the gods infuse in girls once a month. The 'thirst cycle' like All Might explained where they offer fealty to their chosen deity in exchange for the blessed serpent water!?'

Mamira massaged her chin after swallowing a bit of parfait, a gleeful smile on her face as she savored each taste. "Our height is also influenced by the use of our spheres. Turns out that all the nutrients meant for our anatomical growth is literally all stored in these spheres of ours. Since me and little Mino tend to overuse our spheres in our line of work, we miss out on our maximum physical growth."

Bakugou blinked and looked at Minoru whose ears were red from the conversation.

'That actually explains some things…' Bakugou thought, looking back to his food.

Minoru dropped his fork as this was the first time he heard of this. "Wait! Are you telling me that all this time I could've been taller if I had just reduced how many spheres I've used!?"

Mamira massaged the back of her head. "I actually only recently found this out three months ago. Sorry! I would have told you earlier but you were so busy with school and work study."

Mamira's eyes possessed a dark look. "I on the other hand am stuck like this, pocket sized because I am way past the age of 18! End this cycle of maddening midgetry my little spores!"

Midnight laughed along. "It seems you still are a little sore about that meaningless detail. Sometimes good things come in portable sizes as they say."

Mamira sulked. "That's not even how the saying goes, Nemuri!"

Papito massaged his wife's hand which had bended a spoon with the amount of strength she clasped the innocent utensil. Nemuri and Mountain Lady edged their seats away from her as they didn't want to be in the radius of her gloomy atmosphere.

Papito smiled. "I am no better. Despite my current appearance-"

SPLASH

Papito turned into his blob form, dog sized and circular in shape and with thin lines that served as his 'eyes'. His baritone voice still echoed through.

"I was actually born this way, straight from the tap so to speak. With my quirk I could've looked like anyone or anything, but the body I chose was the one I made for myself over the years. Used it so much that now I turn back to normal when I choose to or when I'm low on energy."

Papito turned towards Mamira. "Technically I'm shorter than my beautiful wife here."

Mamira blushed before picking up her circular slime hubby, her mood lightened. "Awww c'mere my sexy hunk of a slime!" Mamira smooched Papito's 'face', this causing many excited tendrils to emanate from his gelatinous form to wrap around Mamira in what appears to be a hug. His slime 'face' had small patches of red, signifying his flushed face.

"There's an entire isekai manga series based on a slime, I wouldn't want to be anything else!" Papito said with pride as Mamira flipped him gleefully upwards as he swung in the air like a midair maelstrom.

*Que Present Mic Narration: "Papito Mineta, His Quirk: 'Slime!' He can shape his body mass into any shape, granting him tremendous shape-shifting capabilities! This also makes him able to multitask and overwhelm foes with the impact of a tsunami!"

Momo and Mina had paid rapt attention to this specific detail. It actually explained a lot. If this was the case, that meant that physiologically speaking Mineta had been a technical teenager, hormones included, far sooner than others.

Mamira then added. "For our daughters like our ten year old Manumei, her first ovulation was as soon as she turned six, hence the heightened interest in boys. It's hard for us to keep all three in check at all times until they reach a proper age. My own father had to deal with this when I was a little girl ahaha!"

Bakugo then spat out his food, as he looked over at Manumei who was looking at him with a peek in her eyes, before pouting and looking away. She even went so far as to press herself against Tokoyami, who seemed to stiffen at the forward manner the female Mineta displayed.

Toru grabbed Ojiro tightly. "Don't even think about stealing what's mine!"

Ojiro blushed as he stuttered. "What!?"

Denki stood from his stupor. "Ojiro and Toru are together!? What's going on with everyone today!?"

Ojiro panicked. "Since when!?"

Toru looked at Denki, laughing. "What are you talking about everyone knows I'm pining for Kouda!"

Kouda looked at Toru confusedly. Ojiro's tailed flexed, it's muscularity prominent threateningly towards the animal tamer.

Toru began laughing maniacally, slapping the table. "You should have seen your face Ojiro. That's why I won't let anyone take you from me!."

Ojiro for some reason felt like an anchor dropped onto his back. "Which is it? You do or you don't?"

Shoto looked at Monomi again, she laughed goofily whilst twirling her hair in her finger, eyeing him up and down.

Shoto's eyes were shadowed.

'That look she's giving me…like a lioness being offered a piece of meat…should I run for it?'

Mina, taking a break from messing with Minoru, looked over at Papito. "So what about you? I mean you seem to be…"

Papito grinned. "Just as passionate as my wife right? Believe it or not I was quite shy myself when I was a teen. By the time me and her met it was actually our first time going steady."

Mamira nodded. "To be honest, when I first met my hubby here I didn't really know where it would go. We went to the beach and after a few more dates we jumped each other's bones at the aquarium."

Class 1A coughed their food out, hearing these unexpected details.

Mamira continued. "It got really exciting when you took me in the shark tank!"

Tsuyu had her tongue around a piece of sushi before pausing as Mamira spoke about these inappropriate details.

Minoru covered his ears in shame. "Dammit Mom! Not this story again!"

Mina sweatdropped. "Again!?"

Momo seemed ernest. "Please continue!"

Denki silently mouthed at his friend accusatorially. Minoru read his lips.

"What did you do to Momo?"

Minoru shrugged his shoulders, silently mouthing off. "I didn't do squat I swear!"

Bakugo immediately mouthed off to them. His voice lacking volume, and yet he was clearly irritated by the silent messaging between the two. "Shut the hell up! I'm trying to eat in peace!"

Papito added to Mamira's story. "Don't forget the jellyfish exhibit!"

Mamira added. "Remember we made quite a show for those gorillas at the zoo. They were so furious when we left!"

Both parents laughed as everyone cringed while the parents almost got lost in the memory lane of their lustful dating life.

Papito took notice at Mamira. "By the way sweetie, you did something with your wardrobe?"

Mamira smirked. "Just wearing my old high school uniform. Skirt and everything. What do you think? Still fits me right?"

Papito raised his eyebrows in interest. "Looks great, would look better if I could see what was under."

Mamira purred. "Oh, somebody's coming on strong today!"

Papito sipped his drink, showing her his rather abnormally flexible tongue. "This'll be you later."

Mamira spoke with a husky breath. "I'll be sure to make sure you follow through, slime stud."

Papito narrowed his eyes in focused desire. "You won't be disappointed Mira." The homemaker raised his eyebrows suggestively.

Mamira let out a lioness-like growl, her hand clenched like a lion's claw.

Minoru cleared his throat loudly, both parents snapping out of their flirtatious banter. They looked at the students and staff who were already seated blushing madly and suffering from trauma at these parental figures being so obscenely into each other.

Mamira and Papito laughed it off. "Oh my! Were we that obvious?"

Mountain Lady grasped her stomach. "I think I'm gonna be sick…"

Minoru mumbled. "You and me both…"

Midnight hugged Mamira. "Your passionate story, so filled with love and joy, this is what makes it so worth it!"

Mamira laughed. "Oh Nemuri! Still packing those shapely melons I see!"

Jiro looked at Minoru evilly. "It's official, your whole family is filled with the taint!"

Minoru deadpanned. "We're not a disease, you know? We roll with the dice we're given, that's all I'm gonna say."

RUB

RUB

Momo fidgeted in her seat. Shyly avoiding Minoru's eyes as he looked at her as a result of her fondling him still.

"I don't know…I find it kinda inspiring! Don't you think Minoru?"

Mina couldn't help but add. "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if more people were so honest with each other, am I right?"

RUB

RUB

Mina's right hand squeezed Minoru's left thigh. "In fact I'm completely right! Why hold back?"

Kirishima was chowing on his meal as he sweatdropped. "Y'know, Minoru's parents remind me of my parents, especially my dad. Mom's usually the shy one."

Kaminari grabbed his scalp. "Why are we talking about all this now!?"

Jiro looked at Minimu with repulsion as the baby raised his eyebrows at her before releasing his suckler and letting out a flirtatious whistle.

Whee Whoo

Jiro gasped as the baby was definitely coming onto her. The previous revelations of Minoru's growth was definitely one that applied to this mini Mineta clone as well.

"No way! Stay away!" The musician protested.

Ochaco took a peak at Deku. After hearing Mamira's transparent love life she couldn't help but be curious. "Ummm…Deku would you do that to your wife….I mean if you had one?"

Deku was sweating in place. 'I'm about to wet my pants!'

Satou while eating a slice of cheesecake was passed by Minami who had miraculously eaten her plate full and was heading off to clean her dishes. Though everyone else was unaware, enraptured by their many distractions, Satou was able to hear a personal message from said girl. "I can't wait to see you in ten years, you'll need a prescription for diabetes with the pounds of sweetness I'll be packing. Just. For. You."

He had shadowed eyes as Minami passed by him. In the echo chamber of the chef's mind he warned himself. 'That's no little girl, that's a maneater!'

Papito felt a foot tap against the side of his leg. He looked from his plate at his wife Mamira as she looked at him while biting her lower lip in steadily unchained want.

Mountain Lady who sat next to Mamira felt her leg being tapped against. She looked up and noticed Midnight in front of her. She gave her an incredulous look.

"Seriously? Kicking under the table, so much for maturity." The giantess said with narrowed eyes.

Midnight seemed too busy with chatting with Aoyama and Kouda who seemed to not mind given that out of all the attendees they were the most caught up with eating.

Mountain Lady looked to her right towards Minoru as her foot was touched more and more. Mountain Lady grew mad but didn't want to make a scene.

'It can't be that little twerp, he's too far. Which one of these perverts is touching my leg!'

SQUEEZE

Mountain Lady felt her right thigh touched in a firm but very neurally stimulating manner. She couldn't really describe what was touching her but it felt like something was crawling up her thigh.

Her eyes widened and looked around, completely confused as to who was touching and fondling her.

'Whoever that was-'

SQUEEZE

Mountain Lady had to breathe through her nostrils to control her moaning.

'They…sure know their stuff!'

She looked at Shoto who was next to Midnight. Shoto looked at her and seemed to hold a nervous look. This was due to Monomi's constant flirting, however to the vain heroine, his nervousness was aimed at her.

Midnight grinned a tad.

'Oh…oh! Using his ice to get me huh? I knew he'd come around. He's just my type after all, and now he's finally taken initiative.'

SQUEEZE

Papito smirked at his wife. Chewing with both hands on the table towards his food.

"Gotcha!" Papito mumbled as he squeezed the foot he ensnared via a tendril that came from his right leg.

Mamira laughed. "What's so funny?"

Papito winked at his wife, whispering. "Something's got your leg just now. Like here."

SQUEEZE

Mountain Lady felt her inner thigh squeezed again. She had to hold in a moan in her throat as the slithering reached the more intimate side of her leg, caressing and sending jolts and tingles throughout her body. This was like a massage, one that reached deep places she didn't know existed.

She looked again, not sure what to say as her leg was folded near Mamira's position.

Mountain Lady kept looking at Shoto, whose uncomfortable expression became worse as the turned on Mountain Lady kept making eye contact, sending a subtle air smooch from afar.

'He couldn't resist touching me. Well after all I am the most desired pro hero he would ever meet. A little foreplay now is an investment in both our futures. And to be honest its kinda turning me on!'

The sensation rose higher against her crotch area.

Mountain Lady covered her mouth as she moaned. It was muffled with the use of the back of her left palm.

From afar Mina looked at the moaning hero. "I guess she really likes the food."

Momo added. "The food is quite delicious. Your dad is really talented."

RUB

RUB

Momo looked at Minoru conspiratorially. "Reminds me of someone I know, right Minoru?"

Minoru nearly spat out his food from the sensation of his most versatile spheres being groped shamelessly. He took a look at Mina whose black irises pierced his own.

"Be sure to savor each bite, okay Minoru." Mina said with a mischievous grin on her pink face shadowed as her black eyes stared at him like a predator to its prey.

Minoru couldn't deny that he was actually enjoying this. Being treated like this while everyone was so close by. It felt naughty and yet exciting at the same time.

'What is with these two? They've really haven't let up yet! I mean, I like it but in front of everyone during dinner! Especially my parents!' Minoru thought, his head pounding from the rampant conflicting feelings he had about this.

Tsuyu, ever the intuitive individual, couldn't help but smell pheromones in the air, blushing as she could already tell there was a growing display of something primal in the air.

Tsuyu took a look at Mineta. 'I thought Minoru was actually doing something for a second, but it's not like upstairs before. Never would have thought that Mina and Momo would…what exactly led to that kind of situation anyway?'

Tsuyu then peeked at the two girls who were blushing despite eating.

'Are they still embarrassed about earlier? Were they simply experimenting?'

Tsuyu sweatdropped. 'They looked like they were taking advantage of Minoru earlier, now they seem so nervous…then again I don't know many people who practice having multiple mates, save for animals…

Tsuyu in her analysis kept thinking with her hand on her chin. 'Frogs can practice monogamy and polyandry, but polygamy is quite rare.'

Her eyes seemed dizzy due to the increasing pheromones in the area.

Tsuyu blushed from the surrounding smelly musky incense of sexual hormones being emitted.

'The smell is making me a little lightheaded.'

Tsuyu let out a very realistic frog croak, true to her amphibian quirk. She immediately clasped her mouth shut with her left hand as she attempted to regain composure. She blushed as she had unintentionally let out a mating call.

'I wish I could hibernate right now…'

Minoru looked towards Tsuyu. "Hey Tsuyu everything okay? Got the hiccups?"

Tsuyu whilst blushing shook her head in the negative. "No, no! I am just *croak* fine! And call me Tsu!"

Mineta added. "Oh well okay! If anything you know where to find me."

Tsuyu replied. "I'll be sure to soon...eh wait...what?"

Denki was eating so slowly Aoyama poked him. "Are you not hungry Denki? The foods delicious, pure chef's kiss."

Denki mumbled. "I lost my appetite…along with something far worse."

Aoyama tilted his head. "What's that?"

Denki's face looked like a graphic novel, sharp contrasts obscuring his eyebrows as he spoke with a sinister albeit dead stare, looking over at Minoru. "My Pride!"

Aoyama didn't get it, but he figured perhaps Denki was a bit under the weather, that or his mind was on the verge of short circuiting again.

Meanwhile Shoto had a question mark above his head. 'What's Mountain Lady doing?'

Monomi looked at Mountain Lady, noticing his eyesight on the older woman, ignoring her as if she was nothing. The little old fashioned speaking girl felt slighted.

'Thou dare to stand between me and my dearest. Mountain Lady, you have chosen death!' The second born daughter thought to herself.

Monomi simply shifted her head towards Mountain Lady. The slightest of movements shot a small sphere towards the pro hero who wasn't prepared when an indigo sphere struck her in the forehead, leaving her delirious.

The blow from said daughter caused Mountain Lady's leg to accidentally slip from Papito's grip and kick Midnight's shin. Midnight gritted her teeth from the impact, a furious blush on her face as to what appeared to be a petty kick from the dazed blonde. Papito seemed confused and looked down.

"Honey. Where's your leg?" Papito said casually.

Mamira sweatdropped as she smiled. "Were you trying to feel me up under the table, you horn dog."

Papito seemed confused, taking a quick peak underneath the dinner table. "I was…unless I was grabbing the wrong leg?"

Mamira whispered. "Well I feel sorry for them because that's the only time they'll ever get to feel your magic fingers! You're gonna be quite busy tonight tiger."

Mountain Lady sat dumbly next to Mamira, overhearing everything. She tried to hold it but she comically wept silently.

'I was only a side piece! What about my feelings!?' Mountain Lady thought miserably as Papito and Mamira played footsies under the table.

WHAM

Mountain Lady was hit with with a swift booted heel strike against her ankle. Mountain Lady flinched as she nursed her leg, looking up towards a faux innocent Midnight who was eating quite peacefully.

Mountain Lady stood up from her seat in agitation. "Screw this you wanna go grandma!"

Midnight stood up herself. "You wouldn't last ten seconds!"

Mountain Lady had tackled Midnight onto the table, their food spilling all over them as the boys got to view quite a site of two bodacious women rolling against creamy parfaits and sauces.

Mamira looked at Papito and raised her eyebrows. "You know seeing two hot babes roll around like that got me turned on, let's go upstairs!"

Mamira and Papito immediately went upstairs leaving the students to watch the catfight between two pro heroes caked in food residue. Currently Midnight was doing a leg lock on Mountain Lady as she reversed it and grabbed Midnight around the torso and attempted a suplex, only to both fall against a cottage cheesecake.

"Use the armbar! Use the armbar!" Toru called aloud. The trio of sisters were air punching and sending oohs and aahs at the catfoght they enjoyed seeing.

Ojiro protested against this. "Guys control yourselves! Iida do something!?" The karate asked however Iida was gazing with a thousand yard stare as the glimpse of Midnight and Mountain Lady's assets had made the boy feel unexpected and yet shameful feelings that caused his mind to pause.

Shoto sweatdropped. "Did something happen?" Monomi leaned against him causing him to choke on his food.

"Thou is going to make a fine husband shoto. With a lady of fine standing." Monomi flirted.

Minimu tossed a paper airplane at Jiro who used an earlobe to smack it away like the plague. The persistent little brother drew a picture and showed an image of a certain thick bulbous piece of male anatomy. Jiro was white in the face as she had received her first unsolicited penis pic. Minimu pointed at it with a free hand and pointed at her before winking at her.

"I gotta get out of here! I gotta get outta here!" Jiro panicked before Bakugo started shaking her.

"Stop whining! Eat your food and shut up!" Bakugo threatened.

Tsuyu moved him aside. "Don't worry I'll handle it!"

She gripped Jiro who was delirious. "Calm down Jiro everything will be fine! Snap out of it! *smacks with her tongue*"Jiro took the tongue smack in stride, before she looked at Minimu and began hyperventilating again prompting another smack via Tsuyu's tongue. This would loop for a while for the poor musician.

Papito and Mamira came back with their clothes wrinkled and covered in smooch marks. They sat in their seats with satisfied looks on their faces despite pieces of food getting squished against their heads from the nearby food fight.

Minoru looked around the table. From Jiro being traumatized by Minimu, smacked around by Tsuyu, to Denki and Sero fuming in hardly contained jealousy. He looked at Ocacho's stilted movements to Deku's completely frazzled mind as it overheated. Taking a glance at Iida who foamed at the mouth, and Kirishima who consumed meat like no tomorrow, along with Bakugo who competed against him. With another glance he looked on as Midnight shoved a thick piece of cottage cheesecake in Mountain Lady's mouth as she protested helplessly, something about her figure at stake. It was crazy, having this feast, and yet despite that, it was calming. He never would have thought to have a moment like this, people coming over to his house and just getting to see him and his family. Him being here with his friends, alive and well after such a battle. Having two beautiful women look to him as he did to them. It was surreal, and yet it was happening right in front of him.

Minoru smiled. With his right hand he pulled a sphere from his head and lowered it below the table. It immediately molded into two slime hands that began squeezing Momo's and Mina's thighs.

'Who knows if it'll always be this way…might as well savor it. I was lucky this time…'

Momo and Mina blushed as they held in their respective gasp reflexes.

On closeup, Minoru's dark purple irises seemed to faintly brighten with a growing fire of determination to preserve the image in front of him, one of his family and friends. Mayhem practically engraved this moment as a treasure to be preserved.

'Next time…I will be more than ready!'

CHAPTER END