Chapter 6

Hot Springs time!

''Aouch….ugh….'' Sakura complained as she stood on the bed trying to open here eyes.

''Ouch my neck''

''Hey….Inooo……OOOO!'' Sakura panicked.

''Don't worry I.. I'm just a little stiff…'' the blonde girl replied.

The other girls burst in laughter when they saw poor Ino sitting upside down on the bed. They let her sit there for 5 minutes then picked her up.

''You look damn ridiculous… you know'' Ten-Ten giggled.

''We're going after all at the hot springs so you'll be healed in no time'' Kira raised her thumb.

''Yeah right'' Ino let a tear.

''Hey girls let's play a little joke on the guys they'll never forget! The plan is…''

After 10 minutes

''Kira-chan d-don't you think that is too m-much? I mean the guys wont l-let us in p-peace after this…'' Hinata blushed.

''what are you talking about! It's an awesome plan! And they were the ones who tricked us first so we will end this!'' the girl raised her fist in the air.

Outside

''Ooookay kiddies! Everyone readyyy?'' Kakashi talked to them like they were 4 year olds.

''Shut the fuck up…'' Sasuke roared.

''Okay..'' he sweatdropped.

''GET IN THE FUCKING BUS!''

''Ebisu sensei don't be too harsh on them kiddi…''

''GET! IN ! TEH! FUCKING! BUS!''

''I'm in! I'm in!''

The engine started and the bus was on the move.

''Hey Sakura!'' Sasuke rolled over his seat.''Whatcha doin?''

''What the hell!''

''Gonna show us your breast today?'' Sasuke laughed closing his eyes. When he opened them he saw a fist heading for his face and…

-WHAM!-

''Ouch you bitch!'' Sasuke cried out.

''That's for embarrassing me'' Sakura turned on her CD Player and started listening to some good ol pop music. (N/A: Hey don't get me wrong but if she wears pink she listens to sissy music..btw I only listen to ROCK…hell yeah! Crossfade, Orgy and Korn RULZ!)

Sasuke opened his favourite magazine, Hustler and started reading it , looking interested.(A/N: Did I mention he had a HUGE black eye now teehee) The other boys joined in, Kyo drooling over their favourite ''book''.

''You idiot this is damn gross, get your saliva off it now! It's covering this pretty chick!'' Neji fumed.

''LOL I thought you were ga-''

-SPLAT!-

''AAAAH! My eyes!'' Kyo screamed in pain as the hot coffee Neji had was now covering the red-haired guy's face.

''Can you two please keep it down?'' Ino argued with the boy group.

''I heard that somewhere before…on a flash movie…'' Shikamaru put one finger under his chin.

''Scanning, eh Shika'' Kyo smirked.

''You scan my ass idiot'' he retorted.

Meanwhile the girls were having fun talking about beauty tips: how to put lipstick on correctly, how to make your eyes look beautiful and open colored, you know..girl stuff. (A/N: I am a girl that acts like a guy so no commentz pwease :3)When Sakura opened her bag in which she kept food, water or make-ups she saw a dirty magazine, then got up and headed to Sasuke's seat.

''What's this supposed to be, Uchiha?'' the girl said sarcastically.

''A porn magazine!'' he smiled and stood calm and cool.

''You idiot! What was it doing in my bag!'' her eyes twitched.

''Well I guess having fun with the rest of the other magazines that are right now in youre stupid pink purse…''

''It's a bag!'' she yelled.

Just then the bus went over a big rock, which made Sakura loose her balance and fall on Sasuke's crotch…with her face!

''Ah so soon!'' Naruto let a tear.

''Let's enjoy this moment shall we?'' Kyo let his head down as if he was about to pray and he closed his eyes.

Poor Sakura managed to stick her head out from between Sasukes legs.

''I bet you loved that Haruno'' Sasuke smiled as if nothing happened.

Then the poor pink-haired girl fainted of embarrassment and the other girls just watched this shocked with their jaws all down to the floor.

After an hour

''Uh..what's going …ah my face …ouch my head!' Sakura complained loudly.

''You fainted…an hour ago..'' Kira blushed when she remembered the scene.

''FAINTED!'' the girl screamed.

''Ahah…it's nothing serious!'' Ino smiled.

''We're here also! Get ready, girls!'' Ten-Ten proposed.

''Uh..um…I ..I don't …I am too …afraid…'' Hinata tapped her fingers and looked aside to avoid direct eye contact with the rest of the females.

''Yes you will! This is a great chance to show Naruto your sexy body! And he'll like you more than he did before! That's how boys are: if you look great you're great!'' Kira approached the shy girl.

''Ohayo my dear!'' and old lady with a red kimono with pink flowers on it greeted the group of females.''Are you ready to have a relaxing day?'' she giggled.

''Uh…sure!'' Sakura gave an uncertain smile.

''But please hurry for the hot spring for girls will have to be closed for a while and there are only 5 minutes left to enjoy it''

''Why is it getting closed?'' Ino had a sparkle in her eye.

''We're running out of water and this one is old enough to cause disease. The water pipe which gives this hot spring water is blocked and now we have to fix it. Since we need to keep the business going we have to bring somehow water but in big bottles carried all the way from the river that is 10 miles away from this place…there's nothing else we can do but this until someone offers to fix that damn pipe!''

''And what are we going to do then? Leave!'' Kira got annoyed.

''Well there is one more option…''

All the girls got together and in complete suspense they waited for the old ladie's answer.

''You can stay with the boys…''

''WHAAAT!'' they all yelled in unison.

''I know it's against the rules but we want to do anything so that our costumers will be relaxed and happy after they visited this place'' the woman grinned.

''This day will be…''

''..horrible'' Ten-Ten ended Ino's sentence.

At the boy's hot spring

''Damn it, Neji! What are you feeding it? Its like so huge!'' Sasuke sounded surprised.

Meanwhile the girls were on the other side of the door dressing up when the heard the guy's discussion.

''Oh so you like it?''

''Hell no its gross and big AND hairy!'' Sasuke laughed.

''Its beautiful! I like to call it Dickie…its a perfect name,ok!''

''Dude I know you cant believe it but mine is like blonde!'' Naruto jumped.

''You have one too!'' Sasuke got surprised.

''Duuh! I love it a lot! Without it my life has no meaning!''

''You freaks mine is like so much bigger it would beat the shit out of yours!'' Kyo spoke in a proud tone.

''Jesus Christ, everyone has one these days!'' Neji got hysterical.

On the other side of the door

''What are they talking about!'' Sakura was so freaked out.

At the boy's hot spring

''I like to stroke it every night….'' Sasuke said.

Then suddenly the girls barged in and saw Neji glaring at a photo in which a hamster was sleeping like a baby. The girls just sweatdropped.

''They weren't talking about….'' Sakura's eyes twitched.

''What the hell are you women doing in here!'' Sasuke yelled.

''We have nowhere to stay because the water on the hot spring is old and infected and they need to replace it with fresh one so it will take some time…so we thought we might sit with you guys!'' Sakura smirked.

Just then the girls quickly removed their towels and they were so surprised when they saw that the guys didn't even bother to hid their faces from the shameful image.

''Aw man…I thought you were going to be naked'' Kyo complained.

''What?'' Kira hit the red-haired guy's head.

''Then…'' Sasuke started then quickly grabbed Sakura's leg and pulled her into the water. The other guys did the same.

''You idiots! We didn't ask for this!'' The girls yelled.

''AHHH HOT!'' Kira screamed.

''Oh yeah I know…'' Kyo smirked.

-SLAP!-

''Ouch woman!''

Then they all began to splash on another. But just then the guys sank into the hot and almost deep water.

''He-hey! Dont do that!'' Sakura yelled.

The girls were lifted from under the water and now they were sitting on the guy's backs.

''AAH!'' Get us down you!'' Ino went crazy.

''If you wish!'' Shikamaru winked at the other guys and they all threw the girls back in the water.

''You idiots!'' Ten-Ten yelled also.

''Don't say that you didn't enjoy this!'' Neji laughed.

''Huh..what's that?'' Sasuke pointed at a few white clothing floating on the water just 4 meters away from them.

''Are those…AAAH! Our towels!'' Sakura screamed.

''NOOOO'' the girls screamed in unison.

''YEAAAH!'' the boys yelled in unison too.

''Hey ten-Ten can you bring me that juice from there?''

''No way Neji! I am not going to do this! I'm naked!''

''Naruto quick! Grab the camera!''

''Right away!'' he ran for it.

''Youre not going anywhere!'' Sakuras eyes twitched but when she tried to stop the blonde Sasuke held her from the abdomen which made her blush like hell. Hinata was already frozen because of the embarrassment so there was no need to hold her.

Naruto took the best pictures a boy could ever make to a group of naked girls…well.. those parts werent showing.

''Alright ladies thank you for your time!'' Naruto laughed.

''You fucking-'' Sakura was cut by Sasuke who put his hand at her mouth.

''Hey…act like one'' he said.

''Whatever…'' she answered back.

''So uhm….lets do something fun….'' Kyo suggested.

30 minutes later

''Go Sasuke! Go Sasuke! Go Sasuke!'' The girls were singing out loud while watching the raven-haired boy getting drunker by every minute he took a sip out of a big bottle of 'good' drink( 19 alcohol). When he finished he raised his both hand and clenched his fists in the air and started yelling: ''I wanna get laid!''

''YEAAAH!'' the other drunk guys sustained their 'brother'.

''Hell no! '' Ten-Ten shouted.

''Hey…get away you!'' Kira threatened.

Since they were drunk the guys thought of something let's say not too nice so they started approaching the girls. But the gals quickly grabbed the floating and soaked towels and ran out of the hot spring.

''AH! Cover your eyes!'' Ino yelled.

Surprisingly the boys just went after them completely NAKED.

''Make a run for it!'' Sakura yelled also.

''O-oh n-n-o yo-you won't!'' Neji called.

The girls quickly got dressed and hid in the bus.

''Phew!''

''That was like so close!'' Kira breathed heavily.

''Damn! What took yah so long! We've been waitin' here for 5 minutes!'' Sasuke revealed himself from under a long material which seems it served like a curtain for the bus when there are sunny days and people just want to sleep in it.

''AAAH!'' the girls yelled in unison.

Now if you looked from outside the bus it seemed like two or more people were having sex and the bus was shaking. Actually the boys were chasing the girls inside it but what the heck ..let's just imagine kinky things, shall we! (A/N: PERVERTS!)

''Okay we surrender!'' Ten-Ten declared.

''Okay then!''

It looked so unreal but all the guys grabbed their girls and gave them a french one for like 10 seconds. When they let them go the girls almost fell… good thing the boys held onto them.

''AAH! You're ready kiddies!'' Kakashi had that annoying tone like he was talking to 4 year olds.

''…''

''Were ready sensei!'' the boys said in unison.

1 hour later

Still no sign of talking from the girls.

''I see you guys are naked. Last time I saw your clothes at the hot spring, ja!'' Ebisu sensei grinned.

Then the guys took a quick look at their bodies and…

''OH SHIT!''

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Oh yeah I know quick end ja ja! And really the cat beat the shet outta meh! Anywayz hope u liked it and if youre not annoying nuff THEN LEAVE A DAMN REVIEW, JA!

I made another fanfci btw its called ''Secrets''. If you like to see Naruto gay, Sasuke with tourette syndrome and Sakura posing in porn magazines then read it!

Also I would like to bow to my two favourite writers and my two idols in fanfiction: xxBlueMoon3xx (youre a genius man!) , Dark Angelic Kitty ( youre awesome as well!)