Chapter 7

Last Day

''Oh damn!'' Ebisu seemed calm.

''What's wrong?'' Kakashi asked looking at the corner of his left eye at the driver.

''One of our tires broke'' he grinned.

''…''

''Hihi''

''WHAT!''

Meanwhile the others were sleeping their asses off on the back of the bus.

''ACKKKHHH! Kakashi-sensei let us sleep in peace!'' Naruto complained.

While Naruto was half awake the others were having all sorts of dreams.

''Oohoh…lower Sakura..yeah..loweeeerrrr'' Sasuke spoke while napping like a baby and drooling all over his right cheek and his naked chest.(A/N: the boys were covering their intimate parts with a bunch of clothing that belonged to the girls)

''I'm so pretty! So many money! Oh I love you all!'' Sakura dreamt of her being a star.

The others were snoring until the bus suddenly stopped as the tire couldn't drive them through anymore. They were having such a good time until their face smashed into the chairs right in front of them.

''FIRE!'' Kyo woke up, got up and revealed his ''beauty'' while the other girls screamed '' COVER IT!''

Ebisu got off the car and checked the tire. Then he got back in, opened one of his favourite books and started reading.

''Well!'' Kakashi got nervous.

Ebisu raised his chin above the book and then he gave the passengers a warm smile.

''We're in a big shit…''

''…''

''You're just going to sit there!''

''Uhm actually no. I'll call someone to pick us up but since we're a bit far away from

civilization then we'll have to wait a bit more. And uhm you boys just borrow my clothes from that chest over there since I can't keep ya naked.

After they dressed Kyo complained:

''I look like an old guy in these pants and shirt man! I'm supposed to look like a rapper!''

''Well..I was talking about you people getting in touch with nature so…why dont you go explore the forest? It looks okay and we're going to spend a few hours here…'' Kakashi grinned under his mask.

They all walked to the forest except Kakashi and Ebisu who were making efforts to get them out of there.

''This place looks creepy'' Ino hid behind Shikamaru.

''Hmph… it's nothing serious just a stupid forest that was explored before us..'' Sasuke yawned.

''What if there are like…ugly and creepy things that want to eat us!'' Ten-Ten shivered.

''That's just stupid don't listen to those stories sheesh'' Kira sighed.

Suddenly they heard a sound.

''Eek!'' Hinata and Ino got scared.

''Ah! So someone lives in this place! Great! Let's go deeper into the forest and I'm sure we'll find someone to help us!'' Neji looked in the specific direction.

They all walked for like an hour until something horrible happened…

"AAAH!''…Ino fell in the mudd. ''IDIOT Kyo!'' she punched him right in the kisser.

''It wasn't me! I swear!''

''Stop coming up with excuses!'' Kira shouted.

They left him walk behind them so no one gets in trouble again.

''Those motherfuckers will pay someday!'' I didn't even hit Ino with that rock! Ack! And there's sand everywhere in these stupid woods! It makes it even more hard to walk…geez..'' he complained and sighed.

''This is wrong! We're in the same place! Look! Same tree we walked past like an hour and half ago!'' Naruto cried.

''Maybe it's another tree that just looks like that one! Get real!''

''Let's go east!'' Neji ordered.

''Arent we going far from the car?'' Sakura stopped.

''If we go like that maybe we will find a house and make a phone call… those idiots will thank us later… and we don't know if Kakashi and Ebisu are really making any efforts to take us back at the camping ground!''

''That's not true! Kakashi-sensei and Ebisu-sensei would never sit and relax without caring about the others!'' Ino got pissed at Nejis comments.

Meanwhile…

''Damn this weed is good!'' Kakashi laughed.

''Yeah! I can surely see my wife naked now without making an effort to imagine it!'' Ebisu laughed as well.

''Hey…lets call for some help.. mmm?''

''What?..''

''Damn! This weed is so good!'' Kakashi replied.

''Yeah!'' Ebisu smirked.

Back at the group

''Duuh! I'm sure they're doing the best they can! Maybe right now they already called someone!'' Ten-Ten said proudly.

Kakashi and Ebisu

''Oh…right….call …cal for help..right?''

''Whaaat…?

''More weed!'' they both said in unison before they passed out from too much weed.

The 10 lost kiddies

''Look! A house! Make a run for it!'' Naruto yelled.

They all ran fast some of them falling in the mudd and getting stepped on by the other desperate people. In the end they all arrived at the house.

''KNOCK-KNOCK!''

The door opened slightly by itself which made the others shiver.

''So uhm… who will g-go inside first?'' Kyo's legs were shaking.

''Weeeell….'' Sasuke put a finger under his chin and then suddenly pushed Kyo inside and closed the door.

''GET ME OUT OF HERE!'' he screamed from inside the house.

''Stop knocking so desperately! Youre scaring me!'' Ino and Sakura cried.

Then it became silent.

''Uh..Kyo! KYO!'' Kira yelled.

Sasuke opened the door ad entered with the rest of the group.

''Wh-where's K-Kyo!'' Ten-Ten shivered.

''Let's check the place and see if we can find him!''

They went upstairs and into a room which was written on it: ''Private''

''Kyo?'' Kira called for him.

''Are you in h-AAAAAAAAAA!'' Sakura screamed.

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' the others got scared as well.

''AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!'' Kyo laughed uncovering himself with a long white cloth. ''You fell for it!'' he laughed his ass off.

''You…'' Kira's vein popped out. ''BASTAAAAAAAAARD!'' she hit him again in the face for the second time this day.

''Ouch! Woman you're not even a girl! Act like one!'' he yelled.

''What!'' she beat the hell out of him.

''I searched this area before you found me and it's dusty but a good place to stay..but I didn't find a phone'' he managed to say after Kira almost broke his neck.

''Let's check downstairs'' Shikamaru said in a bored tone as usual.

''Heck this place is full of spiders and webs! Let's just get out of here!'' Sasuke coughed.

''Hello? Anyone down in this stinky place?'' Neji said sarcastically.

''Me…'' a voice was heard from beneath the stairs.

''Huh? Who's that?'' Kyo and Naruto looked everywhere and then checked under the stairs.

There was a red-haired boy sitting on a small chair, old and dusty because of it's ''age'' who was covering his face with his hands. He unraveled a small part of his eye. He was staring at them and judging by his position he seemed like he cried for a long time, only to cover his tears with his dirty and wounded hands.

''A-are you al-alright?'' Naruto approached him.

''Why wouldn't I be…'' he answered in a mysterious tone, although his voice was now trembling. He smiled behind his hands and let his both eyes take rest on the 10 people in front of him.

''Well…what's your name?'' Kyo took one step closer.

''You don't need to- wait yes…yes you do…I-I need friends…yees.. why shouldn't I tell?'' he whispered as the others didn't even breathe so the can hear his words.

''Um…do you live here? We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and we need to make a phone call so we can leave'' Naruto spoke.

''My name is- yees…I'll help you… Gaara is my name…but you…heh…you're not going anywhere…you-you're staying here with me..'' the boy smiled again and breathed hard.

He was pausing through the words to breathe again as if he was about to choke.

''You're staying here w-with ME!'' he screamed as he got up from the rusty chair leaving drops of blood on it.

''A-A …I think we better go…''

''NO!''

''Get out of the way!'' Sakura cried and yelled at him.

''Heh…you are my friends now...no one gets out of-'' just then Gaara received a hard hit in the wankers by Sakura. (A/N: you know what I mean to say ;) )

''THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T LET US BE!'' she screamed and ran out of the house. The others did the same leaving Gaara behind. All of them ran to the car and because of their desperate situation they found it in an instant.

''WHAT! Kakashi-bastard!'' Sasuke and Naruto yelled at their sensei as the others got in except Kyo and Neji who joined in kicking those two to wake them up.

-HIT!-

-PFT!-

''Did…Did Kakashi just fart!'' Kyo yelled at the other three boys, covering his nose.

''EWW..Kakashi-sensei!'' they yelled as hard as they could.

''Hey! The new Icha Icha Paradise is back with a bonus book!'' Naruto screamed in his teacher's ear.
''Eh! What?'' he got up.

''Ow…my head'' Ebisu complained.

''Get this damn car started!'' the girls screamed from the window.

''We have a spare tire in the back! Now I remembered..haha..silly me!'' Ebisu laughed.

They set the tire and finally after 1 and a half hour of driving and watching after sharp things on the road so they won't get in the same situation again htye were finally at the camp. They quickly took all their stuff, the boys dressed in their normal clothes and packed everything. It was 1 am and finally they arrived home at last.

''Phew..let's get some rest'' Kyo proposed.

''Yeah! Finally we get to sleep!'' Naruto smiled.

Since they were scared about what happened the other day they all slept at Naruto's house.

''Good night everyone and please don't touch my ramen!'' he said before he fell asleep in his comfy bed.

''Good night…'' the others said and fell asleep as well.

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Owkays this was the final chapter but there's a present at the end so be on the look out for a chapter here.

R&R I beg yah

Bows to my two idols I mentioned before and briea22 and themangaloverofdoom are my bros and I want everyone to know that!

Nah…just kidding…