Me: "Listen everyone, I know this idea is a little unoriginal but 'Evil Promotion Much' is only part 1, part 2 is going to be completely me."

Mikey: "Um did you know Sam got lost while trying to find the girl's room?"

Me: "What? Uh I swear I need to put in a directory in this place."

Mikey: "So you're going after her?"

Me: "What choice do I got? Well while I try to find Sam you guys enjoy this next chapter. Start the fic."

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Beast Boy was reading a number of books. He'd had already gone through several of them.

"Seven down, about a hundred to go. This is really hard work X-Watch." Said Beast Boy.

"Yeah well it's going to come with the new job. I mean that's some promotion you might get to be…"

"Yes I know X-Watch. I just can't believe Pops chose me for it, I mean there's no way in hell Robin ever would have chosen me for something like this." Said Beast Boy.

"Yeah well believe it or not you have developed a brain." Said X-Watch.

"You're too kind." Said Beast Boy sarcastically.

"Now you're starting to sound like Raven."

Beast Boy shuddered.

"Oh, scary thought." Said Beast Boy.

"Yeah, I don't think I'll bring that up again."

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Titan's Tower…

"NEXT!" shouted Robin.

A girl in a squirrel outfit comes up. She starts jumping up and down as if she's on a sugar high.

"HiI'mSquirrelGirl,Ihaveallthepowersofasquirrel.SodoIgettobeaTitannow?Huh?Huh?"

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"The scary thing about that is the fact that I understood it." Said Raven.

"Um sorry but you're not quite what we're looking for." Said Robin.

"NO?WHATDOYOUMEANNO?I'mnotleavinguntilyoutellmewhyyoudon'tthinkI'm goodenough!" said Squirrel Girl.

Cyborg then got up.

"I'll handle this. LOOK ACORNS!" shouted Cyborg.

"Acorn? Where? Where's the acorns?" said an excited Squirrel Girl looking rapidly left and right.

"They're over there! Go get'em girl!" said Cyborg while pointing back to where she came from.

"ACORNS!" shouted Squirrel Girl.

She then ran off to find her non-existant acorns.

"Well glad that's take care of." Said Raven.

"NEXT!" shouted Robin.

"I AM THE BOX GHOST!" shouted the Box Ghost. (A/N: Disclaimer time: I don't own Danny Phantom, Totally Spies, or Teen Titans.)

"Hey! What're you doing here? You're not supposed to be here!" said Cyborg.

"I'm not?" asked the Box Ghost.

"No, you belong on Danny Phantom. This is Teen Titans." Said Robin.

"Oh…I'm sorry…I'll go. BEWARE!" shouted the Box Ghost.

He then left.

"That was weird." Said Cyborg.

"We shall never talk about this again." Said Raven.

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WOOHP Training Headquarters…

The four landed in a white room. The girls looked kind of disappointed, they were hoping for something more high tech.

"This is the top secret WOOHP training facility? I was expecting something more…" then all of a sudden the room became very high tech with cameras that showed them on the walls.

"High tech! Cool!" said Sam.

Dean's locket then let out his hologram.

"Welcome to training. You four are here because you are the chosen ones." Said the hologram.

The girls started to laugh but the hologram glared at them showing them that this was not a joke.

"Sorry, thought you were kidding." Said Alex.

Sam's hologram then came out.

"This is no joke. And you three becoming spies was no accident." Said the hologram professor.

Sam then saw a childhood version of herself on one of the screens.

"Whoa! Is that really me?" asked Sam.

Clover's hologram then came out.

"We've been watching you since birth." Said the hologram.

You then see the little Sam playing with her doll. She then noticed the cookie jar and looked at her doll.

She then pulled out the string and used it to lasso the jar and get herself a cookie.

"Oh Sammy you were so cute!" said Alex.

"You ability to use gadgets and figure out gadgets were advanced from a very early age." Said the hologram.

The screen then showed a childhood Clover watching a boy run by.

She then started to take pictures of the boy.

"Even back then I was boy crazy." Said Clover.

Clover's hologram then came out.

"More importantly your spying abilities and observation skills were light years ahead of their time."

"Speaking of observation abilities, how did WOOHP spy on me?" asked Clover.

Her hologram pointed to a WOOHP agent in the tree.

"Oh, camotastic, talk about being lightyears ahead of your time style wise." Said Clover.

"Hey!" said Alex as she came over to one of the screens.

It showed a childhood Alex playing soccer. She kicked a goal that left an impact on the net.

"What about Dean?" asked Clover.

"Dean was the most advanced of all. He was chosen the day he was born." Said the spy hologram.

The screen then showed Dean as a baby in the hospital watching a kung fu movie. The next thing you know Dean started imitating the people on the screen.

"Deans intelligence and fighting skills were clearly exemplarily." Said the spy hologram.

"Hey what about Beast Boy? Why isn't he a chosen one? Is it because you don't think he's good enough?" demanded Alex.

The holograms looked a bit uneasy.

"We wanted Beast Boy to be a chosen one since the day he got his powers." Said the Lara Croft hologram.

The screen then showed a blonde woman in some sort of African land.

"Who's that?" asked Alex.

"That's Beast Boy's mother." Said the professor hologram.

The screen then showed a miniature Beast Boy who looked like he was going to run up to his mom and give her a hug when he heard a hissing sound. Beast Boy then saw a snake making it's way to his mother.

"What kind of snake is that?" asked Clover.

"A Black Mamba, a very poisonous snake." Said the Lara Croft hologram.

"Oh no! I bet this is how his mother died!" said Alex.

"Not quite, keep watching." Said the hipi hologram.

The next thing you know Beast Boy started vibrating and he changed into a mongoose. He then took the liberty of kicking the crap out of the Black Mamba.

"Whoa, I never knew Beast Boy could be so violent." Said Sam.

Beast Boy then changed back to normal and started crying to his mother not exactly sure how he did what he just did. He was scared and confused and his mother hugged him tight calling him her little hero.

"Oh poor Gar. He looked so scared." Said Alex.

"We wanted to him be a chosen one but he joined a superhero team called the Doom Patrol, then after they were killed off he joined the Titans. Where we found out about his hacking abilities."

The screen then showed a more present Beast Boy hacking into the Titans files to find out what Raven was keeping a secret from him.

"Needless to say we were all surprised at how good he was at that, the Titans have some of the most hardest codes to crack and he did it in one night." Said the Lara Croft hologram.

"Once he joined WOOHP we all thought he would finally become a chosen one but apparently Jerry has other plans for him." Said the spy hologram.

Alex scowled at this, Jer had a lot of explaining next time she saw him. And frankly no one in the room would want to be Jerry at the moment.

"Okay, Jer's a jerk, but try to focus here. Run super spy sim1." Said the Lara Croft hologram.

"Let the training begin." Said the professor hologram.

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Meanwhile Beast Boy was having some training of his own.

"Um now let's see, do I cut the red wire or the blue wire." Said Beast Boy.

He was in front of a bomb and he had to disarm it without using his X-Watch.

Beast Boy cut the red wire and the bomb stopped ticking.

"Whew. I did it. Wait a minute, I DID IT! I ACTUALLY DID IT! I DIDN'T BLOW UP! I ROCK!" said Beast Boy.

Jerry then came into the room. "Bravo. Are you ready for your next step in training?" asked Jerry.

"Bring it on! Whatever it is I can handle it!" said Beast Boy.

"Very well, your next assignment is to defeat me without your powers or your X-Watch.

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"Let's begin, shall we?" asked Jerry.

Me: "Sam! Where are you?"

I the see Sam running around funny.

Me: "There you are!"

Sam: "M! WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?"