You hear a pissing sound.
Me: "Yep, Sam is still going to the bathroom…and she has yet to stop. Well while she's um 'taking care of business'. You people can enjoy the next chapter. Start the fic."
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Beast Boy wasn't fairing so well. Jerry was a lot tougher than he looked.
"Once again! Come at me!" said Jerry.
Beast Boy charged at Jerry but the next thing he knew Beast Boy's arm was pinned against his back.
"Ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!ow!" said Beast Boy.
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The four spies entered the room. They had just finished their first day of training.
Sam stretched "Oh I don't remember the last I was this tired…or this soar!"
"I guess it comes with being the chosen ones." Said Dean.
"Well this chosen better get some room service on the double." Said Clover.
"I hear the carrot cake tastes delic." Said Alex.
The entire room then began to shake.
"What now?" asked Alex.
"Earthquake! Head for cover!" said Sam.
The four then ran off to a secure room.
Dean then noticed an intercom and started to bang on it while saying "Terrence! Are you there?"
"Speaking as an LA native, this is the longest earthquake I've ever felt!" said Clover.
"We'd better check it out!" said Dean.
They then ran into another room to see it to be a complete wreck.
"What could be making the house shake like this?" asked Sam.
The earthquake then stopped.
"That's better, at least now I can think." Said Alex.
They all then heard a rumbling sound.
"I don't THINK I like the sound of that." Said Clover.
The walls then started to close in on them.
"The walls are closing in on us!" said Alex.
What did I just say?
"Don't panic! Maybe this is still part of our training!" said Dean.
"The instructors aren't responding! Let's try the doors and windows!" said Sam.
The instant she said that the doors slammed shut, the windows were covered with a metal barricade, there was just basically no way out.
"Everything's blocked! We're trapped!" said Clover.
"Worse than that! We're about to be crushed! I WANT MY BEAST BOY!" shouted Alex.
"Let's try putting that curtain rod between the walls!" said Sam.
Sam got it but she fell down.
"You guys okay?" asked Alex.
"I never was any good at redecorating. Let's do this!" said Sam.
"On the count of three!" said Dean.
All four of them were now holding the curtain rod.
"One! Two! LIFT!" shouted Dean.
The curtain rod was now holding the walls apart.
"Whew. That was close!" said Sam.
Once she said that the curtain rod broke.
"Remember spies! Evaluate your fear factor and manipulate it!" said Sam.
"Look a skylight! Maybe we can use it to escape!" said Alex.
"It's over thirty feet up!" pointed out Sam.
"I never thought there'd be a day where I'd wish for Jerry's high tech ladder!" said Clover.
"Maybe if we break that water pipe the room would flood and we could float to the top." Said Dean.
"Great thinking Dean!" said Alex.
Dean and Alex then went over to the pipe. Dean tried pulling it out but failed.
"Get back!" said Alex.
She gave it a karate kick and the pipe busted open flooding the room.
Then the lights turned off.
"What's happening?" asked a floating Sam.
"The water must have caused a short circuit!" said Dean.
"Remember! Let your spy intuition be your eyes!" said Clover.
Alex then started to drown but Dean saved her.
"Thanks Dean, if I wasn't taken I would totally date you." Said Alex.
"Hello! Practically invented damsel in distress over here!" said Clover.
"Hello! We're about to be spy pancakes here!" said Sam.
All four of them then started to push on the glass
"It's no good we need leverage!" said Dean.
"Remember, we've got to use team work! So let's put our heads together!" said Alex.
"Better yet! Let's put our bodies together, underwater, it may give us the leverage we need to open the sky light!" said Sam.
They tried it and got one of the windows to open up.
The three girls climbed out.
"That was some pretty amazing teamwork." Said Sam.
"Speaking of team, where's Dean?" asked Clover.
They then realized he wasn't there with them.
"Gasp! What if he's still down there?" asked Alex.
"Then we've got to save him!" said Clover.
They dove back in and started to swim down when all of a sudden all of the water drained out of it. They all fell onto their faces.
"What's going on? The room is normal again!" said Alex.
"I don't know but this spy's not going to stick around to find out!" said Sam.
She then got up and ran.
"I second that!" said Clover as she and Alex soon followed.
They got out of the building with pretty much ease.
"Lay low! Our only chance to save Dean is to get out of here and call Jerry!" said Sam.
Then all of a sudden a siren went off and searchlights shined down on them.
"We've been detected! RUN!" said Sam.
Then who should come up but Terry.
"Is everything alright girls?" asked Terry.
"No! Everything is not all right! Where have you been?" asked Clover.
"I retired early, but when I couldn't sleep I thought a nice walk would toughen me out. Yawn. It worked." Said Terry.
"You mean you didn't notice the earthquake that rocked the entire house?" asked an astounded Sam.
"Earthquake?" asked Terry.
"Or the flooding ballroom where we almost drowned?" asked Alex.
"Flooding ballroom? Oh my!" said Terry.
"Or Dean's mysterious disappearance into thin air or rather water? Ugh! How long was your walk?" asked Clover.
"It sounds like you girls have had quite a night. But don't worry, I know where Dean is. Would you like to see him?" asked Terry.
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Meanwhile…
Beast Boy actually managed to dodge several of Jerry's blows.
"Hey, I think I'm getting better at this!" said Beast Boy.
He was then hit by a roundhouse kick.
"You can't keep being defensive! You need to attack!" said Jerry.
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Titan's Tower…
"I am Waffle Man! Behold my Waffle Iron of Doom!" said a man dressed in a waffle suit.
"WOULD YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID WAFFLE! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!" shouted Robin.
Waffle Man then ran away saying that Robin scared him.
"You think there would be one worthy super hero at these auditions but noooooooo, we have to get all the rejects. NEXT!" shouted Robin.
"I am Mustard Man! I shall conquer all evil with my Mustard Guns!" said a man that looked like a giant mustard bottle.
"YOU GET OUT OF HERE TOO! NOBODY LIKES YOU!" shouted Robin.
Mustard man walks away sadly.
"But I wanted some mustard." said Starfire.
"NEXT!" shouted Robin.
A girl with black hair and a blue spy suit came up.
"Hi, my name is Britney, and I'm an agent of WOOHP. My boss Jerry heard that you were in need of a fifth member so he sent me." Said Britney.
The Titans smiled at this. If she was from WOOHP she had to be good.
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The four entered some sort of facility and gasped at what they saw.
"Dean!" they all said at once.
Dean was in some sort of pink cube thing.
"You see? Dean is fine." Said Terry.
"Help…me." Said Dean.
"At least he would be fine if you all do as I say." Said Terry.
"Let him go! You're hurting him!" said Alex.
"You see the closer you get to him the tighter the Lucite's grip on him gets." Said Terry.
"Have all of those years of inspecting rooms and towels finally made you snap?" asked Clover.
"You have no idea what it's like always being second! Nothing Terrence ever did was ever good enough! Well all that's gonna start changing now mates. Now if you want to prevent your fellow chosen one from getting crushed I suggest you do as I say." Said Terry.
"Okay! What do you want?" asked Sam.
"Well I'm sorry I had to interrupt your training, dispose of your instructors but I have a mission for you three. You three will eliminate Jerry!...and quite possibly his new adoptive son seeing as how he'd probably try to stop you." Said Terry.
"Cha right! As if we'd ever hurt Jerry!" said Clover.
"Besides what did Jer ever do to you anyways?" asked Alex.
"That's for me to know and you to find out!" said Terry.
He then pushed a button on a remote and a screen turned on. Jerry's picture soon came on.
"After you eliminate him retrieve the microfilm he keeps under the large birth mark on his neck and return it to me. I'm watching your every move, try any funny business and you'll never see your good friend Dean again!" said Terry.
"Don't worry Dean, we won't let you down!" said Clover.
Terry then pressed another button on the remote and a wall opened up revealing a staircase.
"There's a chopper waiting for you, say goodbye to Jerry and son for me! MWA HA HA HA!"
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"Dude, I can't believe I finally won!" said Beast Boy.
"Yes it did take a while didn't it?" asked Jerry.
"Now if you excuse me I have to go and take care of this fat lip." Said Beast Boy.
"And I need to get this black eye looked at." Said Jerry.
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A helicopter was flying away from the sunrise. The three girls looked as if they were looking for someone down below.
" I'm switching to auto pilot! Get ready to chute girls!" said Sam.
"Okay jump on three!" said Clover.
"Wait! Is it counting up or down?" asked Alex.
"Forget counting! Just bail!" said Sam.
Alex jumped out and her parachute activated. Only the problem is it broke and she started to fall.
"Alex!" shouted Sam and Clover.
Alex then started to scream as she was plummeting. Sam and Clover had already jumped.
"Hang on! We'll be right there!" said Clover.
Sam and Clover then grabbed onto Alex's wrists. Sam's and Clover's parachutes then activated.
"Whew. Nice save, for a second there I thought my super spy career was going to end in early retirement." Said Alex.
Clover looked down and her eyes widened.
"Gasp! Whoa! Nobody's safe yet Alex! Grab on" said Clover.
They then landed safely on the road.
"Okay girls, to ditch Terrence, find Jerry and Beast Boy, and save Dean we're going to need a plan." Said Sam.
"Not going to be much of a planning sess with that mega loser Terry watching our every move." Said Clover.
"The only name calling should be from Jerry and Beast boy right before their demise. So ladies please, less ruminating more eliminating! Or else old Terrence shall begin the process of elimination with your old chum Dean!" said Terry through an intercom thing.
Me: "Sam are you done in there yet?"
Sam: "Nope still going! Go! Go! Go!"
Me: "This may take a while. I'll see you next time I update."